oatmeal as a snack what would we do with the time machine and we’ve ever punch each other in the face let’s talk about that hi I’m Jacob from California good mythical morning know what day it is histor day and Thursday means mail and other stuff you post on Facebook and Twitter and other places good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the rattling community that’s where you the mythical beasts can gather if you so choose and relate to one another post pictures videos and talk about stuff I’ve tried other days to open people’s mail but all those other days just seemed to fail me so I chose Thursday why not that’s what we got like you try I to choose Thursday cuz if we choose different days then we will have two days of mail and it will be too much mail in any one week probably that’s good right make sense so I’ll set alone today what oh okay thanks for sending this stuff we will get to all this stuff including this monstrous ball which is good grace just look at what’s happening with that first I just want to acknowledge the comments that you guys posted on yesterday’s episode you told us Rhett they told us what they would do with a million dollars hero 66 94 posted solid gold toilet seat you could give that for listener million but if but if you were like giving people a tour your house so just let me give you tour my house let’s start in my bathroom where I have a million dollar toilet seat that would be pretty awesome I would just do gold-plated light a new two or three seats hi you got commented I’d buy my own giant library and live in it I bet I like the smell of libraries you go out amongst towns you’ll always know like a library smell like a live I’ve been real that man who smells like a library well he spent a million dollars behind one he made it his home the rambling SOF mo Soph mo hmm I build and live in a 15 story fridge I would never have to get up to go to the fridge but you’d have to go up stories to get to other parts of the fridge any you’d be pretty caught was it an elevator you haven’t thought this through justice 7820 says he would spend five hundred thousand dollars on rare earth metals gold silver silicon etc and spend the other five hundred thousand dollars on a nice huge house with a nice gaming room in station with a Domino’s Pizza Pizza Pizza Little Caesars Papa Murphy’s Papa John’s Paro and villa pizza joints in my house I think justice 782 needs a lesson and I could monix you can’t buy that many franchises and put them in your house for half a million dollars buddy-buddy rolling you need a but yeah some research but it’s a good idea like pizza make a pizza food court in your house I think you could just put maybe like a nice gaming room with like a brick oven in there how about that Isaac demented music said I would buy a pet monkey and a hamburger that restores itself who the ever restoring hamburger in a pool of wish for this often he also would get a pool Christopher nego posted a real pirate ship and a crew you could probably get that for a million for a year maybe Stetson Robeson said I would buy good mythical morning and make you guys give me a personal good mythical morning every day no you wouldn’t because we would not agree not for sale buddy two million I’ll start thinking about it I’d be the captain of that other guys pirate ship though Christopher yeah I’d be his captain for a year yep but and I’d have a peg leg too which I acknowledge would involve cutting off my own leg a but below the knee I’m fine I had an aunt who she was missing the rest of her leg beyond the knee Aunt Frances does she have a peg leg or a prosthetic or nothing nothing it was just like she floated she was like Hershel is that a pop-culture reference to Walking Dead yup I’m not it I’m not that far ahead of it okay you guys post up not having the Herschel Herschel loses his leg is he the is he the old man who can’t act yeah I haven’t seen what happens to everybody you got it coming he spoiler alert Hershel becomes a pirate okay Victoria G Sattler posted on her facebook page so read when did you do this photo shoot for this Italian clothing company and with the red dope Z but that was last summer uh what about the zebra what did you do this he busy bruh they just dyed his hair it’s not really ready I think that’s the Photoshop no no no I was there and I was like that you guys know you could Photoshop this and they were like no no no we have to do this at perfect oh we got to do it too perfect though and they did Sarah Jensen you posted on our Facebook page haha here’s a questions they were Italian is it unusual for someone to enjoy eating oatmeal as a knack now this is important not really it’s not important um is it oh okay or unusual for someone to enjoy eating oatmeal as a snack I would say to think about this definitively no it’s not unusual it’s great well if it’s instant oatmeal that’s cool but if it’s the Kenya to sit around away for 30 minutes that’s a problem you know you don’t wanna wait for a snack the whole point is I want it now I get it now I snack on it right off on my red stripe zebra to the Tuscan hills eating some oatmeal OPA meal yeah that’s what I did after that I eat cereal all the time as a snack so I don’t think that’s unusual Sarah you’re normal and you should mix two flavors of oatmeal mate like maple brown sugar with apple cinnamon put them together I thought you said mate maple brown sugar with apple cinnamon you can make two types of oatmeal’s together and then they create a new type of oatmeal is this fun or you have do you want me to keep connect should I keep going what do you want me to look at I think I want to open it that’s what I’m okay to do that I got some more to read here okay it says game this is from Devon in California says both eat half of this bar first one to finish this gets a surprise and the loser gets something not as good this is a bar apparently so he sent he sent the prizes and the not so good thing apparently it’s like a hot chocolate bar well it’s gonna do so we got to eat this at the same time listen I’m even gonna take the bigger half okay I’m gonna take this this figure half is it gonna burn I don’t know actually you took the smaller half no I didn’t look clearly bigger maybe even I’ll take whichever one you want me to three two one go I win I win you finish summer no man I want give me the prize a Peter minute eating contest winner gets to wear this what and the loser gets this good mythical morning what’s just like a karate Auklet getting that’s right ladies and gentlemen I’m not only the mayor of good how did you get that I could not get to Melton’s I my mouth doesn’t you have better insulation in your cheeks ha ha well thank you like a chipmunk it was a little spicy Lebon IMed posted on our Facebook not two things in a row you’ve won man I’m a winner I’m a consistent winner as of two things ago remember the tide is turning Lebon IMed posted on her facebook my name was mispronounced on good mythical morning huh Shelley Shelley Sater posted if you had a time machine and could only pick one destination plus a trip back what time and where would you go you first you one time machine trip you got one trip one round-trip on the time machine where would you go I know exactly where I would go well tell me I would in school you handle you learned as a back story to this in school everyone learns that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin right I don’t know why it’s such a big deal it’s just a freaking cotton gin and it’s not the printing press or anything since it’s such a big moment in history I would go back and be like hey man give me some credit be like listen I know because he’s not nothing he’s doing anything wild at the moment he just let you give you credit it’d be like just hey man just throw it in there Eli Whitney and Rhett mcLaughlin where would I go if I had one round-trip ticket on it on a time machine I would go back to my moment of birth and I would dress up as a wizard and I would come into the room the hospital room and at just as I was emerging from the womb the baby me the wizard me that travel back in time would go back into that moment and say oh lash and then I would deliver some amazing prophetic thing about how this baby was gonna be awesome and foreign realms in the distant future there’s this child doesn’t look there’s a problem with your plan this child will be amazing don’t worship Him but give him lots of respect this then I would I would poof away in my well I mean first of all let me make the observation that both of our plans involving going back to give ourselves credit like you want to go back and make a prophetic address about yourself as a wizard I want to go back and get myself credit for the countenance to but here’s the deal the problem with your plan is you’re gonna be yourself so when you become your this self your mom’s gonna be like you know what that wizard that came into your hospital room back when you were born looks a lot like you like hold on as you at this point and should be like that was you and a time machine wouldn’t and then all the prophecies will be null got a sin I’m gonna be just somebody’s rezard you need to send somebody back like maybe Eli Whitney you need to go grab him send him to your birth I’ll wear like a prosthetic nose like thank you for those of you are real quick wrapping up the things that you sent for the mythical male Balder Bart sent this tractor Madeline sent home star runner Kelly you’re going through these things check out this thing guys it’s turkeys this thing is unamusing look at this jacob sent an ice cream cone looks like a fish oh oh my goodness that is the weird like thing Hezekiah hotpocket has been gluing this thing together under Jason’s supervision and under under the joy of our vision and here we go we get we got the mythical this thing is getting a heavy don’t use fragile diamond solid knocking it around thank you Scott from you Dallas tell you launch is a ball dude I don’t care about your headband I’m gonna put this badge on see that watch is a ball really just a keychain actually let’s just keep going we don’t have to end this Stuart O’Meara I hope you like the lamp and we’ll mention it and possibly my shop website art fault – engravings comm on an episode of good mythical morning we haven’t looked at this yet holy mackerel look at this whoa it’s a shadowbox lamp this guy put the new logo and he just sort of scratch down the old logo to fit it on the other side and they need before I have put rhettandlink pic on top of this thing look that’s amazing now he has another one that he’s gonna mail us in French of course we’re interested in the other one send both of them Stuart send them yeah well we’ll plug this in and we’ll yeah it’s got power you gotta find some power it’s awesome Thank You Stuart now I’m running in this episode very crafty hi I just feel so good because you know I you learn on to something and I learn something I’m still trying to figure out how you have milk and cookie or food you you