Today we discover YouTube’s least watched videos again. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. The last time we watched YouTube videos without views, we unearthed some pretty incredible, yet unseen nuggets floating in the watery depths of YouTube. And you know what? It was an honor to give those videos the recognition they deserved. And we’re gonna do that again today. But first, we wanted to check in on one of the channels that we talked about last time and see if we had an impact. Remember Patrick poet? Oh, yeah, I do. The guy who was needing help identifying the bass line. Yep. Still don’t know it. But did somebody comment? I don’t know. Well, this is a graph of his channel’s viewership before our episode came out. Okay. It’s pretty. Pretty flat. Horizontal. Total subscribers, thirty-nine. Total video views for Patrick under twenty-seven fifty.. Okay. All right. He was on a. He was on a slight rise. Slight rise. Going up. All right. And now, let’s see after our episode came out, what happened to his channel? I guess that happened at the, March twentieth or something. New heights. And he’s maintaining those heights. Okay, listen. We don’t want to. We don’t want to pat ourselves on the back here. We can pat each other on the back. We are doing God’s work here. And in this case, God is the algorithm. We’ve always known that. God is the algorithm. But did they identify the bass line for him? I’m sure somebody did. It’s time for What Do Youtube Videos Without Views Really Look Like? The Game! Part Two. It was Bahama Mama by Alphonso Jackson. And did a Mythical Beast help? Yeah, we’re gonna say it was a Mythical Beast. Of course it was. I mean, why wouldn’t it have been? We were the only people sending new viewers over there. Bahama Mama? Yep, Bahama Mama. I don’t know that song, but. Bahama Mama by the what? By Alphonso Jackson. Alphonso Jackson. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’re going to make so many more discoveries today, fellas, because I’m about to show you YouTube videos with little to no views. You’re going to answer a question about these videos. Whoever answers the question with the closest to correct answer gets to leave a comment on that particular video. Alphonso Jackson. That’s what I’m saying. And the winner overall will be liked in Good Mythical More. Let’s take a look at this YouTube video from user Murrdy posted eleven years ago. This is the only video they’ve uploaded on their channel. Here it is. Is that a real fish? Is that real text? A fish went out swimming one day as fish are want to do. It’s a story. When a shining object appeared on the ocean floor. A cheeseburger. Hello, young lad. Perhaps you can help an old stranger out. Well, I don’t know if I can help, but I’ll sure try. I seem to have misplaced my pickles. Perhaps you’ve seen them. My pickles. I’m afraid I don’t know what that means. You see, we don’t have pickles here in the ocean. Oh. Hey. Whoa. Hey. Hey. I was so engrossed. And then what? I was like, is this for children? I’m like, apparently not. Okay, your question is. What was beeped? What is the title of this video? What is the title? Eleven years ago, huh? Boy, we’re really ahead of its time. I thought this was a joke and it was a setup for a punchline. And I think that the punchline is the title of the video. Go ahead and tell me, because I don’t. I wanna know what, I wanna see. I can’t even wait. Did you already write? Yeah, I wrote. Sea cucumbers? There are pickles in the ocean. There are sea cucumbers. So I was like, sea cucumbers? Like, this is where this joke is going, right? But they’re not. It would be pickled sea cumbers. Makes a difference. They’re in a salt solution already. What, Rhett? Rhett! Eleven years later, we solved another mystery. That’s what the punchline actually was. I said an ocean tail. Oh, yeah. Well, that’s also great, Link. The answer is Fish burger the Movie. So, how do I determine which of those answers is closer to that? Obviously, I think Link’s an ocean. Oh, I was gonna give you the point. I think Rhett deserves it, because, boy, he really rescued that eleven years later. Okay. We wanna give the point to each other. Look at us. I’m gonna call it a tie. I’m gonna call you a tie. Because when that happens, you have to leave a comment together. And I want you to work together to leave the comment. I think the comment is. It could happen. Sea cucumbers. Okay, Link, are you in agreeance with that? It will be signed with both of your names. How about this? Sea cucumbers question mark from, brought to you, this comment brought to you by the authors of an ocean tale. Can you put sea-cumbers, sea cucumbers. Sea-cumbers. Sea cucumbers in a brine solution. Parenthetically, the ocean signed, question mark. The men who brought you an ocean tale. We didn’t, did we bring the ocean tale? I mean, you came up with that, and I’m here. Yeah, the men who brought you an ocean tale. From the creators of an ocean tale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, great. We are off to a really good start here. Yes, we are. I mean, is that creator gonna get an alert, eleven years later? They may not be alive at this point, we don’t know. You do that kind of work. Yeah. I’d like to think that creator’s dead. People come after you. Okay. Up next, we have a montage from YouTube channel Ray Sipe Lady Gaga. Ray has uploaded over thirteen thousand videos, and many of them are simply Ray showing off pieces of their prolific sock collection. Let’s take a look. What? Styling and profiling in my banana socks. Sock it to me with the Christmas sock. Drip gum. Drip gum socks. Who cares if you have stinky feet as long as you have cool socks. Reese’s. Jolly Rancher. When you drink so much, it fills your socks. Drippy, cool outer space, space socks. Come for the socks, stay for the foot smell. Oh, God. Come on, Ray. I was right there with you until that part, when you made me think about what your videos smell like. I mean. Is this a bunch of different videos? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so. Thirteen thousand videos? Thirteen thousand, and all of those have, like, no views at all. But how many views do you think their most watched video has? Is it a sock video? I cannot say. You can’t say. You make thirteen thousand videos, you put them on YouTube over the course of however many years Ray’s been doing this. Early on, there was some sort of success. Something popped at some point. He understands SEO. I mean, he called himself Lady Gaga in his actual name, right? All right. I think you should say zero, because that’s really what your, what your rationale. I think he got up to this amount, on one video. Three hundred and thirty-one views. I think he got to forty-seven ninety at one point. What? No way. He had a big, big day. He had a big day, but the number was one point eight million. And the video might be deserving, because take a look. Do the roar. Do the roar. An ogre only roars when he’s angry. You wouldn’t want to see me angry… Do the roar. It was very siren like. Do the roar. Which makes me think my comment for, on this video. Oh, no, we’re not commenting. You’re closer, technically. So, yeah, you can comment. But don’t comment on this one. It’ll get lost. Comment on the sock, on a sock one. Yeah. But do the roar. Ray. Do the roar. What? Do the roar. Gotta do this. Gotta put your fist out. How early in the sock content did he make this video? Because I. This is a ten year old video. This particular video. Okay, so he’s pretty much. He’s in sock world at this point. Yeah, I believe so. And I need you to, because that was a montage. I need you to pick your favorite socks, and we go to that video with your comment. Could be Reese’s. With the Reese’s. Let’s go Reese’s. Reese’s. Okay. Ray, your feet look good enough to eat. Dash, Rhett. Rhett, yeah. Dash, Rhett. That’s just for me. Perfect. This next video is from YouTube channel John Wolf. Let’s take a look at just the first part. Okay. Hey, Michael and Kenny having lunch. What? What? Hey, get out of here. Get out of here. I love the way he plays with. I said get out of here. Perspective. No, don’t do that. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. Yum, that was good. Sometimes I don’t feel great about drawing attention to things. Yeah, I mean, that was a little dog. He’s smaller than the plate. And really, my only issue with that was the mistiming of the voiceover because he responded to the dog peeing before the dog peed. I didn’t notice that. Yeah, yeah. That’s my main gripe with this one. Now, are we in this scenario, Michael and Kenny? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, exactly, and Michael and Kenny. The question is, after he says, yum, that was good, he has a complaint. What was the complaint he has? Okay, go for it, Link. I think he complained that it tasted like dog urines, and he made it plural. I don’t know. We’re on the same page. I just went with, but honestly tastes a little pissy. Okay, let’s see if you’re right. Yum, that was good, but it was a little too wet. A little too wet. But honestly tastes. I mean, I got the but in there. Yeah, okay. And a little. And a little. Yeah. Yeah. I got a little but in there. But and little. But it was a little too wet. A little too wet. Well, it could have been funnier because you could have gone. Is that your comment? A little pissy. No, I don’t want to be disparaging. Could have been funnier. So, I’m gonna start with, great video, period. Love the way you play with perspective, period. Had me fooled. I would like me capitalized, because you can’t do italics in YouTube comments. Like, had me fooled. You want to capitalize the E too, then? Yeah, me and E. And then I would like you to say after that, my only gripe, and then in parentheses, and this is a tiny one close parentheses is the mistiming of the voiceover when the bulldog was taking a urine on the, on the wet plate. Taking a urine. And then I would like, under that. On the wet plate? Just put sincerely, Michael. P.S. Kenny says hi. Okay. Okay, great, logged. I mean, that feels good. You know what else feels good? Voting. Yes. Voting like a beast. votelikeabeast.com is back. Better than ever. We’ve created a one stop shop for nonpartisan resources to help you participate in this year’s election. You can register to vote. You can register to vote by mail. You can register, you can research your candidates. You can’t register candidates. Right. Because, I want somebody to be elected. Yet, maybe next year. Yeah, you can research your candidates and ballot measures at the local, state, national levels. Wow. So much to inform your vote so that you can cast one that aligns with the issues that matter most to you. votelikeabeast.com Do it. Okay, this next video is from YouTube channel SMU Jones Film, which, of course, as you know, posts digitalized versions of vintage news clips. Oh, I like this. Being held in the massive archive at Southern Methodist University. Yes! And here’s one from. Horny toads. Nineteen seventy-four. For years, the lemon has been the subject of the squeezings and pickings of unscrupulous humans. But now the lemon is getting a taste of the sweet life, getting back at the consumer through his pocketbook. If you care for the lemon smell, you can wash dishes with it, clean an oven with it, deodorize a room with it, polish furniture with it, and freshen the air with it. But you can eat lemon, too. You can gel it, make pudding with it, and extract it. You can bake a cake that tastes like lemon, frost it with lemon, and have lemon flavored tea to drink. Or if you can’t decide between pudding and cake, there’s lemon pudding cake, not to mention several varieties of lemon cookies. But you can drink lemon too. There’s bitter lemon, just a step above sour lemon, or Seven Up, or lemon juice. Or for five cents a glass, you can have lemonade at the local stand. Lemons are used a lot in bars. But that’s not to say that bars can’t be lemons too. You can lemon your beard, lemon your hair, lemon your skin, and lemon your face. You can smoke lemons or use them for a cough. You can squeeze them. There’s even a street named Lemmon and lemon drops. And that’s the end of this sweet tale. Betty Hoover, channel eight news. Wow. The personal vendetta it seems against lemons. Was this a real news? Yeah. Yeah, it was. And then it was just archived at Southern Methodist University? How can you get that much lemon footage if it’s not real? Somebody’s got to finance that kind of thing. Oh, I knew. I felt like it was real. I didn’t know if it was. I love that woman’s voice. Yeah, she got a good voice. I hope you were listening closely to her voice, because the question is. No views. How many times did she say lemon? Oh, no. Well, good for me. I was counting, but I don’t. I didn’t know I was counting the lemons until the end of the video. Number of lemons. It’s always more than you think. Oh, it’s. It is? Yeah. Because I was gonna say that, and now I’m gonna cross that out and I’m gonna say. Okay, well, I wasn’t thinking as many as you. Hundred and seven lemons. I said fifty-six. It’s always more than you think. Less than I think. The answer is twenty-three. Hold on, what? He said it’s always more than you think. She only said lemon twenty-three times? Yes. It really. You were counting lemons and your number’s one hundred and seven? I was lying about that. Did she say lemon every time she mentioned a thing you could do with it? No, no. Oh, I thought she was like, you can smoke lemon, you can do lemon. Well, sometimes she said it, and, you know. Oh, okay. But I bet you she introduced fifty-six ways you could use lemon. Probably, yeah. Who went through and counted the number of lemons? Meghan, that was you? Okay. All right. It’s a good days work. Okay. We got to get creative on this one, because this is an archive. This is. This is university work. Right? I do think it’s important what they’re doing. You know, I learned about a lot of things in that, like products that don’t exist. How about this? You can smoke lemon. You could. My tax dollars at work. Isn’t it a private? Oh, is it a private school? I’m sure that this is doing wonders for the endowment. I’m trying to make it private. That sounds. Snarky? Yeah. Snarky. That’s mean spirit. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. Sincerely, I’m sure. Use the word zesty. This is doing wonders for the zesty endowment. If you don’t have something good to say, don’t say anything at all. It’s got zero views. Okay. Kenny is bitter. Dash, Rhett. Dash, Rhett. Dash, Michael. Okay. Unfortunately, we have saved the worst for last. Oh, great. My opinion. This is from YouTube channel Bollywood ASMR. Oh, yeah. And I’m gonna play it. It has one phrase censored. You’re gonna need to guess what that phrase is. Let’s just. Let’s get it over with. All right. All right. No. I’m hungry and I gotta pick your. Eat it. What did he pick? I’m hungry. Not a great concept for a YouTube channel, I’ll tell you that’s one thing you need to pick. Bollywood ASMR. I’m sorry. I got. Maybe it’s just I’m not into ASMR. It took you a while to get those letters out ASMR. AMSR? Oh, crap. I was reading his lips, though. Pick your. You read his lips? Yeah. I was actively trying not to. Got it. Okay. My handwriting is really bad today. All right. I’m kind of going back in my mind and reading the lips. Go ahead. I’m gonna pull your detachable nipple. Oh, he didn’t say that many syllables. He said nipple. He definitely. Are you sure? Yes. I thought he said ascot. Detachable nipple. Ascot. A lot more syllables than that. It was? Yes. Okay. Okay. Unfortunately, we have to watch it back again with that phrase uncensored. All right, all right. All right, all right. It’s McConaughey. Well, I’m hungry and I gotta pick your negative thoughts and. Negative thoughts? Eat it. Detachable nipples. Detachable nipples. Negative thoughts. Much closer than ascot. Okay, Link, the comment is yours. So, he ate my negative thoughts. Yeah, so you can only say positive thoughts. I really need to thank him for that. Thank you for eating my negative thoughts. In the next video, could you, could you nibble on my detachable nipple? Dash, Link? Yeah. Link. Dash, Link Neal from Good Mythical Morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to. We don’t want him to get confused about who did it. Okay, well, Link won the last comment, but, Rhett, you won the right to be liked. Yes! It’s all I ever wanted. Thanks for subscribing, and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. Hello, my name is Izzy, and this is my crested gecko named Stevie. We’re from Winter Garden, Florida, and I discovered Rhett and Link in twenty fifteen when I was in the hospital for childhood epilepsy. Thank you so much for everything you got me through, as you can see, and it is time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. You got to hold onto that gecko, Izzy. You’re welcome. You are welcome. You got a gecko. Glad to hear it. Click the top link to watch us rank some of YouTube’s most iconic videos in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. votelikeabeast.com has all the resources you need to be an informed voter in the election. Visit votelikeabeast.com today.