Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’m so glad you’re here. Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! You’re here! What are we gonna do, Link? We’re gonna go down memory lane of YouTube viral videos and see if we can rank all of these tremendous videos in order of view performance. Yes, we’re great at that. But first, listen, we’ve been meaning to talk to you about this. Our latest favorite TV show that we’ve been watching together, Gotcha, Focaccia. It’s the one where they, whoops. It’s the one with all the bread holes. And the goal is to reach into a bread hole and. That has a good thing in it. Which is always focaccia. Yeah, but then there’s coral snakes in the bad holes. Right, yes, and most of the contestants end up dying simply based on statistics because there’s a hundred holes and there’s one bread hole with focaccia. And they have like a, there’s like a pre-tape where like you learn their whole life story and then you, we root for like. – You get attached. – Who we want to die or not. Right, well but they’ve all died. I hope they die from a snake bite. Charlie, Charlie was my favorite contestant. He was from Nantucket and he actually did get the focaccia but it was right after getting bit by a copperhead. Right, there was a copperhead in one of them? – Yeah. – Yep. And actually I think he might be okay. He was a boat builder, but, he, he didn’t, he hasn’t finished the boat. I think he had hand surgery after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s doing okay. Yeah. Someone else has to do the sanding. Gotcha, Focaccia. I have a focaccia story. What? I have a focaccia story. Oh. One time I was having a family dinner at Buca di Beppo and my grandma was there. Okay. And she. That’s two strikes. Yeah. Great night. And she wanted to order, I believe, the focaccia bread but she asked the waiter to bring some fellatio bread. I’m listening. There was a silence at the table, wondering why my grandma knows that word. May she rest in peace. Wow, it killed her, huh? I want some of that fellatio bread. Did she die right there? Was that her last words? No. Good. They were almost mine, that I heard, but, that was, it was years ago, but it stuck with me. – Wow. – Fellatio bread. Did you get her her focaccia? We got the focaccia bread. Okay, you figured it out. Focaccia. Let’s take a look at the video. Okay, this is a little clip of Dramatic Look. Yes! Yes. Hello! It’s famous. Yep, you stripped the music out for rights reasons, but the music really helps. I mean, look how fake his eyeball looks. It’s, it was just. It was a moment in time. It was so great. It was perfect. Now you’re mean to tell me if this came out right now on TikTok, brand spanking new, it wouldn’t do just as well? It would. This is timeless. Just as well? Just as well. I don’t think it can, thank you. I don’t think it can do just as well. Lucas likes you. I don’t think it can get. Well if this can’t, then nothing can. One, okay, you gotta think about the time though. Remember, the potential for views when this went big were less than the, like, the potential for YouTube views has like done this weird sort of curve. But I’m saying on TikTok now, it could get the views that it, you won’t get the amount of views on TikTok that it got at the height of like YouTube. Actually, it might because the TikTok views come pretty easy. Let’s compare it to the next one. Okay. And then that’ll kind of help us. This is Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth. Okay. I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace. To the land of the blueberries. Land of the blueberries? Land of the blueberries. I’m just trying to keep straight what you’re saying. Land of the blueberries. Now this is no David After Dentist. I can’t believe I haven’t had my wisdom teeth removed. You should get them removed just for this. I know. Just to ride on the blueberry unicorn. Land of the blueberries. I mean, I, the colonoscopy was similar. I don’t remember this video. I’ve never seen this. Me neither. So it. That’s a sign. – It has less. – It’s no Dramatic Look. Than Dramatic Look, the thing about Dramatic Look is it’s got all these views on YouTube, but then there was the memification of it. Oh, yeah. We’re not quantifying, we’re not quantifying. We’re even able to quantify that. Full views. Right. So, we’re saying that’s not. No chance. Yeah. There’s no chance that it, that’s. Matter of fact, I’m probably gonna put it over here. Yeah, make room. All have seen this next video, though. The Annoying Orange. Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! What? What? What is it? Orange, you glad I didn’t say apple again? The Annoying Orange. Classic. Still around. Dane’s still doing it. – I mean. – Here it is. For about as long as we’ve been doing what we’ve been doing. That first one was so, so big. And then it was, it stayed really big. It got bigger. And then there were so many other additional videos in the series. to then redirect back to the very first one. Yep. That is still live. We’re in one of them We are in an episode of The Annoying Orange. – Hitch. – Oh, thanks, Hitch. Hitch seems to like you. Didn’t, I wasn’t under the impression that Hitch liked you. Well. Well, don’t ruin it for me, because I was gonna say that they’re obligated. You know, if you had won, you would be getting liked right now. But this is sort of consistent with. But people who would like me, though. This is consistent with my personality that formed at a young age, which was feeling like doing well is how I got people to love me. Okay, Katrina seems. So this makes me feel right at home. Katrina likes you. Is that a surprise to you, that Katrina likes you? No, Katrina likes everybody. Okay, more to do with her than you. Katrina likes people that she shouldn’t like. Right. She has a subversive, you have a subversive attraction to. Yeah. Things which are not. Yeah. Healthy for you. And bad boys. Her husband’s a bad boy. Bad boy, yeah. Yep. Yeah, he’s a real bad boy. Should’ve seen him at the wedding being such a bad boy. He’s such a bad boy. He’s a bad boy. He was doing graffiti at their wedding. He doesn’t actually break any laws, but he flirts with breaking the law. Ooh, you got a thumbs down. Oh. See what happens, Mikayla, when you try to dislike me? Things fall apart around here. Whatever. I think that The Annoying Orange, it can’t have more than this, but it’s up there. It might have more than the thing. I know, let’s just test it out. I believe. I don’t know if I’m familiar with at least this title, The Crazy, Nasty Ass Honey Badger. Let’s see. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know about this. This voiceover? This is the honey badger. Oh, yes. Oh yeah, this is great. And then, so the honey badger eats a snake. Honey badger don’t care. Says stuff like that. Yeah, honey badger don’t care. How’d I miss it? I don’t know. This was a classic. I can’t believe you don’t know about it. It’s just a National Geographic video Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t care. The Crazy, Nasty Ass Honey Badger. Yeah. This is big. Oh, man, it’s so funny. I don’t think it’s as big as those. The reason why I want to keep Annoying Orange first is because The Annoying Orange was created by a legitimate creator, not just somebody who did a. It wasn’t happenstance. It just did. It was planned. – It was planned, but. – And it worked. Crazy, Nasty Ass Honey Badger. Was somebody doing a purposely comedic voiceover. – Yes. – Over a clip. And I do like that too. But this isn’t about what you like. But I don’t think this, the honey badger doesn’t beat the, chipmunk. What is that? Prairie dog? It seems prairie dog-ish to me. Prairie dogging it. Maybe I don’t know this. Maybe I don’t know anything. Where’s The Chapstick? Okay. Where’s the chapstick? Where’s the chapstick? I have not seen that either, Stevie. Okay, good. Where’s the chapstick? You seen that, Chase? Yeah. No, but have you? Where’s the chapstick? And then she goes. Wow, Chase is really familiar with this. Where is she now? CrazyTrumpeterG1? Still looking forward to the chapstick. I gotta. I think this is pretty low. I gotta put this one low. This is pretty low, but Chase knew about it. Where’s the chapstick. When was this approximately? Because this feels like, this feels like Schmoyoho. 17 years ago. Like, this reminds me of, you know, the Sunny D and Rum lady, but the Gregory Brothers would take that and make it into a. But not in 2007, they didn’t do that. No? No, not that early. They didn’t start doing Songify the News until. 2009? 2010? We lived it. We’re gonna put it at the bottom. We lived all of this internet history. Crazy trumpeter. We lived it all. How does that make you feel? The fact that we lived out. Yeah, get it straight. All of this. I’m a fixer. Yeah. Fix things. Mikayla, set that straight. Does that mean you bury the bodies? And finally, one that I know well, Shoes. Shoes. Now stop fighting, you two are twins. Goodness sakes. Don’t they have the same thoughts? Shoes. PlayStation. Fiscal responsibility. Tom Skerritt. Tom Skerritt. Kelly, where are you going? Out. Kelly, what are you gonna do with your life? I’m going to get what I want. Wow. And that’s a picture of. Tom Skerritt. That’s who that is? Right? I think so. Yeah. Did you make a Tom Skerritt joke the other day? That sounds like a TJ joke. I quoted this with friends, that entire front skit. This was your jam, Stevie. It really was. But it should have been the Crazy Nasty Ass Honey Badger, apparently. Well, yeah, you gotta watch that. Yeah, you gotta check it. You gotta check that out. Oh, look at this. Shoot! I thought, in the last time we did this, we had a. A Kyle Sullivan video. And they don’t do as well as you think that they would have, because they’re pretty niche and they’re pretty old. That was what I seemed to remember. I actually like this order. Look at this. Meggie, you trickster. Look at Meggie. First of all, I just feel so loved right now. Well, liked. Enough like ends up being love. If you’re liked by many, you’re loved by few. If you like really hard, that doesn’t turn into love. This one has an asterisk. Let’s get focaccia sometime. Okay. Talk dirty to me, Carney. Using that grandma dirty talk. What did you call your grandma? Grandma. – Grandma? – Grandma. Grandma. Grandma teach you a thing or two, huh? Do you feel good about this order? I said that I did. Okay, well, I do as well. I mean, if we’re, how many do we have right, Stevie? – I don’t know if that’s. – I was not prepared. A legitimate way to ask that question. For this math. I think you have two I mean, relatively speaking. Oh, no, one, yeah. You are in the correct direction, but I believe you’re a little mixed up. Dramatic Look. We’re putting Dramatic Look first. We’re putting honey badger second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Putting Annoying Orange third. Thank you. And then. Even the sound department likes you a little bit. I think you gotta put, where is the chapstick above Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth. How we looking now? It is three, you have three correct. Do we get these right, now? No. Do we get those right, now? Well, you have one right on the first, on your side, and two right on the other side. Okay, well, just. Okay, okay, okay. What are we gonna do? At number six. The thing that we didn’t put, hold on. Oh, you want to? We now know that the honey badger’s number one. It’s basically what she just told us. Why? What? No. No. You said you have one right. So something from over here needs to go over there? No, you switch something, you switch, no, you switch something on that side that kept you at one. Okay, now you have two right on that side. No. That’s not how that works. We have two right on that side, so one of these needs to go. No. No. Leave this. Leave, leave, leave orange. Leave orange as number one. Oh, I understand. I think one of these needs to go over here. Dramatic Look is not as. No, honey badger. You need to switch two. Just like, trade, trade two. I thought you liked bad boys! Well, it’s over. But you suck. You’re sucking at this. So, we need to take, we need to take Nasty Ass Honey Badger over, don’t we? No. Dramatic Look. Shoes. And then bring Shoes over. So start at the bottom, take us through, thank you. Through the, the view count on these. Yeah, number six, Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth, 10 million views. Okay, respectable. Where’s the Chapstick? 30 million views. Oh, big jump. Dramatic Look, only 46 million views. What? That’s YouTube, that’s the main video on YouTube, so you know. Shoes, 69 million views. Perfect. Nobody watch it. The Crazy Nasty Ass Honey Badger that I haven’t seen, 103 million views. Wow. And, The Annoying Orange. 260 million views. That’s incredible. That is incredible. Kids, I mean, kids love it. Everybody loved it. For a while. Everybody had to watch it. But the kids kept watching. It was also imitated. But never duplicated. Who were we in Annoying Orange? We were like a. A pair of something. Pears. Were we pears? I think we were pears. We were quite a pair. We were quite a pair. I don’t remember. I don’t know. I don’t remember. If there was two. We were the two of the same thing. I do remember. You know, she uses the same. The same eye, twice. Same eye twice. And they’re, the eyes are upside down. No, they’re not. And the nose, not one. You get to pick which eye you want. I don’t know. I think we got to pick which eye we wanted. Which is, was an honor. It makes a difference for me. One of my eyes is bigger than the other. I said, use my big eye. Crab Shack is a little old place. And then it would be, Crab Shack. Crab Shack, baby. Crab Shack, baby!