What do we look like in every hairstyle? Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Summer. Besides our award winning personalities and impeccable palates, we’ve always been consistent about one thing. Our gorgeous heads of hair. All right, you gonna put this photo up here? Okay. Well, first of all, this is just the photo that they now use to make fun of you no matter what. But your hair’s actually fine in that one. Oh, thanks. But, yeah, this is, like, a scarily recent photo of me, comparatively. And that helmet of a hairstyle. It was protective. It doesn’t suit me in any way, especially my age. Okay. Yeah. So maybe our hair wasn’t always great, but we were thinking, there’s so many different hairstyles out there that alter the way that you’re perceived in the world. How might we be perceived if we changed our looks again? Yes. And instead of actually getting our hair cut and styled dozens of times, we politely demanded that our talented graphics team do the work for us. Of all the hairstyles which will suit us the best, it’s time for Hair Check, Every Hairstyle Edition. Okay, boys, you’re about to be presented with many new versions of you, each one featuring a different hairstyle. You’ll rate how good you think you look on a scale of one to one hundred, you’ll also rate each other. We’ll take your combined scores, and at the end, we’ll know for certain which styles are best for you both. And which are worse for you both as well. And listen, there’s utility in this because, you know, at some point, you gotta change it up. Like, what’s next for us? We gotta commit today. Okay. I doubt that it’s going to be this first one because we’re going to begin with a little scalp cleanser and show you how you both look bald. I’m bald on the bottom and the top. Beard. Bald. Beard could almost work. But I think that my head is flatter underneath my hair than that. I think y’all did me a favor. I think my head’s worse than that under there, but just based on this. Yeah, you think it’s more pinnish? I’m gonna give, I’m giving myself. Hey, sixty-nine, right off the top. I’m not unhappy about that at all. A sixty-nine? Well, I’m gonna. Yeah, I don’t think you’re. I don’t think you’re bad. You know, I think I’ll give you a nice, solid seventy. I’ll beat you by one. You on the other hand. This is just like. I feel like you do movie reviews that nobody watches. Right. Yeah, it’s like you’re very enthusiastic about that. If this happened, I would have to grow a beard. I’m giving myself a twenty. Yeah, I go on, I’ll give you a twenty-one. Okay, let’s jump into our first category. Short cuts. Starting with a buzz cut. We both been here in the college era. It really helps when you got a little bit of hair. It is coming back. It really helps. I think I’m in a fifty range. I’ll give you a forty-nine. I don’t prefer it, but it’s right in the middle for me as well. This is worse for you. Worse than bald? Yeah. Because it’s non committal. I’m taking this down to forty. I just don’t like it. I like the way I feel like I have a buzz cut. Like an Irish football player. I’ll take that. I like the way I feel when I look at. When I have it. So when I look at it, it makes me feel okay. So, fifty-eight. Oh, you went up. Crew cut. Here we go. Oh, God. That’s a crew cut? Yeah. Because it’s like a fade almost. So I’m like a Swedish DJ. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I’m just all of a sudden European. Yeah. seventy for me on you. I could do that. What? Seventy for me on you. What? Yeah, I’m giving you a seventy with that haircut. I think that that’s good. All right, I’ll go with sixty. It’s okay. I just look like the same Irish football player in the off season. Yeah. A little bit less good. Fifty-six. I’m gonna give it a yellow card of a fifty-five. Flat top. Now we’re talking. Hey, come on now. Me and you both coordinating this. We had this. We can do this. We had a flat top. We should do this. Did you have a? I did a flat top. Rudolph Blanchard gave me the. I never had this. This, I mean, it’s. It’s hard to do. You’re trying to be like, the beard does so much to save you. And. Trust me. We’ve known that. The glasses really do, like, contextualize every single haircut. My granddad. They do a lot. Had this exact same haircut. My mom’s dad, Clyde. So this is like a strange homage. So I’m gonna give it a seventy for me. For yourself? Yeah. I’m not a fan of it, Link. I hate it so much. I love it. Forty-eight. And actually, I’m not a fan of it on me because I think I need a little softness in my look. You look stupid. I look a little too mean. You look mean and stupid. Like, you’re mad about things that don’t make sense. Right. Exactly. Thirty-five. Mean and stupid gets me a twenty-eight for him. Okay. We have a lot more hairstyles to get through, so I need, like, quick. We got to rapid fire. Caesar cut. Okay, that’s horrible. I mean, this is stupid and nice for you. Twenty. I hate it on both of us. I’m gonna give myself a fifteen. I’m giving you a fourteen. I’m giving me a fourteen as well. Ivy league. Ivy league? I didn’t know that was called ivy league. I’ve had this cut. This is basically you before it got shaggy. I think this is a pretty good look for you. But I don’t wanna go back to that, so I’m giving it a fifteen. Don’t feel any pressure to go back. I’m just saying, on the scale, this is a seventy-two for you. This is a solid look. Boring dad. Like, maybe you know something about tech. Again, I just look like that same Irish football player, like, throughout his career. You’re getting old and out of touch, and you’re on the bench now. I don’t think this works for me. Forty-eight. Twenty-nine. Comb over. Oh, okay. So, we’re real old here. That is. Somehow you make a comb over look like a stylish choice. Yeah, it’s artsy, huh? You could get away with that, somehow. It doesn’t really come across as a comb over. I’m gonna give it a. That might be my favorite for you so far. Seventy-one. I’m giving it a. I’m going to seventy-five Because it’s a bold choice. It just doesn’t fit you. This is a four for me. I’m gonna give it a twenty. Slicked-back. Oh, slick back. What? Okay, so. What? This is, like, your dad. This is your dad’s haircut. Take the glasses off, and this is one of my dad’s looks. I definitely feel like this is on the table for either one of us in the next thirty years. Yeah. I will say that. You have just the long version of this. Right. So this is a, for you. This could definitely happen to me. Eighty. What are you giving yourself? Well, I would do a little bit more curl. You know, it’s a little bit too. Little bit too straight for me, but I’m gonna give it a seventy-one. I think I might be at eighty-seven. Like, I’ve seen it in action. It’s confident. On my father. I think I would style it a little bit different, but I know what we could accomplish with that haircut on you. Eighty. It wouldn’t kill a career. Curtained hair. Curtained hair. That’s. That’s. That’s bad, bad, bad for me. Bad, bad, bad for you. This is bad for our careers. This is not working. This is a fifteen across the board for both of us. Okay, I’m going with the fifteen across the board, just for the sake of time. Mop-top. Okay. This is just disheveled. I’m giving you a twelve, and I’m giving me a fifteen. I think you are actually almost pulling this off. Thank you. Almost. Forty-nine. I think I’m a nine. Bowl cut. Bowl cut. Okay. All right. Oh, my goodness. All right. Okay. I’m gonna say, Link, I would not want to be your friend. But I gotta say, it really works with your face. Like, your face. And might I say, your personality. Were made for this haircut. This, in my mind, this is a ninety-two for link. Like, you could have a whole new thing. Like, think of the things that you could do with your life if you had that haircut. Well, there’s that artist who has this hairstyle. I can’t remember his name right now, but if you squint your eyes, I just look like an acorn. Yeah, you do. And you look like. I love it. Like a hairy acorn. Yeah, it does not, again, this is not a look that you do with a beard for me. The acorn boys, I’m gonna give myself. I’m gonna give it a sixty. Yeah, right. I do understand. Think of all the celebrities you could interview on a red carpet. It’s really, really enthusiastically doing that. I think you could get a. You would have. I’m giving you a fifty. You’d be the guy with two microphones. You had interviewed two celebrities at a time with two microphones. That’s what I see you do. Ninety-two. Me, eight. Pageboy. Pageboy. Pageboy. Okay. Whatever hairstyle I have, I want to be able to still be intimate with my wife. Yeah, well, she’s not gonna touch you with that look. I mean. I don’t know what’s happening. I’m sort of liking what I’m doing, though. Dumbest and dumbest. It feels like a lot of upkeep, but I do like it more than I don’t. I’m gonna give myself a fifty-three. I’m giving you an eighteen. I’m giving me a three. The color I really like as well. It’s not working for me on you. Twenty-one. A-line bob. I almost have a Billy Ray Cyrus thing happening. Yeah, you do. I almost can pull off. Like, I walk around Nashville with that. People are like, I gotta get a picture with him. I don’t know who he is, but he sung some hits, you know? Fifty for me. I’ll give you a fifty. For me, I just can’t. Yeah, it’s not working for you. Thirty-one. Yeah. Twenty-five. The Rachel. Now we’re doing it. Okay. So. For me, I feel like this is better than the Billy Ray look. Sixty-one. Really? Yeah, it’s better for you. Forty-nine. Than the other one. Yeah. I feel like I’m still pulling some groupies at my perceived age. I feel like we could do a slightly different shape of the glasses, and this could really work for you. Fifty-eight. I’ll give you a fifty-seven. Dido flip, slash short, choppy shag. What do you? What? Dido flip. This kind of works for me. It’s not working for me at all. Can I get a, can I get a seventy? I don’t know. Just because I don’t feel like it’s not somebody I actually wanna start a conversation with, but it’s not bad. I’ll give you a sixty-four. All right. I’m gonna give you. I’m gonna give myself a seventy. I’m gonna give you a thirty. Yeah, I give my. I’m a twenty. I really don’t like it. And the hairline got really low. Like, that’s not possible. Right. Pixie cut. Okay. All right, so. You do not need this. Yep. You do not need to ever do this, man. But I already know what the fan response would be. Right. Right. If, if. If I just saw. If I didn’t know you. And this was just. I was presented with, this is a random person. How do you feel about their hair? I would be like, yeah, sixty-four. Sixty-four, I agree. On you, thirty-four though. Yeah. Because I’m doing it in the context of you. Okay. All right. You’re just. You know what? You’re just boring. That’s a boring, forty. No, fifty. Fifty-four. I need a scoring chart. I’m having trouble. I feel like the problem with this on me is it looks like I’m trying too hard with the hair to look like I don’t care about the hair. And it’s very easy to interpret it that way. So, thirty-five. Yeah. Marcel waves. Okay. Wow. That looks like a lot of upkeep. Yeah. There you go, but Rhett, could you do it? I’m not excited about the maintenance, but I am very excited about the look. I’m giving myself an eighty. I’m feeling that. Eighty-four for Rhett. For me, I mean, that is just stupid. That is just stupid. That’s not that stupid. Twenty. It’s a sixty. It’s a sixty. I like it. Okay, our next category is party in the front and or the back. Okay. Okay. Starting with the beehive. It’s just. Come on, guys. It looks like one of those Russian hats. All right. Yep. Fives across the board. Yeah. I’m not gonna do this. I’m already six foot seven. Rockabilly. Now, when we did our first vinyl for the Mythical Society, we kinda did this, and it didn’t look bad. I took my glasses off. You could really do this. This is an eighty across the board. Eighty-five. Eighty-fives. I feel like my beard gets in the way of this. If I do this, I’m gonna have to go beardless. I’m gonna look like Buddy Holly. I’ll give you. This is it, man. I’ll give you a seventy-nine. I’m gonna give myself a seventy-one. Okay. Mullet. Okay. That’s not just any mullet. I mean, that’s a Halloween wig mullet. Right. Yeah. No one actually has this actual mullet. There’s a version of a mullet that. I mean, I’ve flirted with a little mullet a year or two ago. It didn’t look that bad, I hope. This particular mullet, it’s not really working for you. Nope. For me, it’s a twenty. I’ll give you a twenty-two. I’m giving you fifty-nine. Rabbit Lightning. Sixty-one. Rat tail. There it is. Okay. I mean. So, we’re kind of pairing it with the crew cut or whatever that’s called. That’s just strange. It’s just like, you think it’s a normal person and then, I shouldn’t be alone with you. Yeah. If you pull it, what happens? You know? You get a court date? A European DJ again, and I kind of like. Oh, yeah, yeah. You could be European. A good old boy. All right, so I could do it. All right. I think it could work for you. I’ll give you a sixty. I’m gonna take a sixty for that, and I’m gonna give Rhett a fifty-five. I just think this is going to be in the wrong direction. Forty-one. Mohawk. I mean, you talk about, like, the most definitive thing you could do to your hair to send you to a totally different culture, musically speaking. I love that. We’re a wrestling duo. We’re a wrestling duo. You put a little paint on our faces. It works for you. I need different glasses. So, I’m going to give you a nice, solid seventy-two. Sixty-five. Come on. I’m gonna give me a thirty-two. I think it looks pretty good. Fifty-one. Big hair. Look at the texture. I mean, you just can’t. You can’t just decide to change the texture of your hair. I think this kinda works for you. Yeah. It’s just not possible. Is that a perm? We could talk to somebody about it. You’d have to get it permed. But assuming that, you could do that. Fifty-two for me. Sixty-eight. I kinda like it. For you, it’s not. I mean, it’s not that far off. Well, thanks, Link. Yeah, I mean, it’s basically just adding some bangs to what you have, so it’s worth thinking about. When you see my hair, that’s the texture that you see? Eighty-five. No, no, no. This is. This is a thirty-five. Thirty-five for me. Feathered hair. Feathered. Oh, so this is like Farrah Fawcett. You look like you’re playing a role. You know, a little. Like, the guy that I played in Buddy System season one, the guru guy. A little Mrs. Doubtfire. Thank you. What does that give me? What number? Eighteen. I, go ahead and finish yourself. Twenty. I just finished myself. I feel like this is very Bee Gees of me. Yeah. And I think I could make this work. It’s kind of like the slightly updated version of that really royal cut that we looked at earlier. Fifty-five. I could pull it off. No, no, no. Eighty-six. I like this. All right, all right. I’m gonna admit. I like this. All right. He likes it, and I’ll give it a seventy-five. Perm. Like, perm can mean a lot, and you chose for it to mean this. Yes, yep. You look kooky, but I look artistic still. Yeah, a little. It’s better on me, isn’t it? Yeah, it works. It works. Seventy-five for me. For those glasses. I might give you a seventy-seven. Yeah, I’m gonna give you. I’m like a clown without his face paint on it. Yeah. No one’s gonna hire you for anything. Right. Forty. I’m definitely self employed. Thirty-two. Crown braid. Yeah, that’s just not happening. And we’re not going to a dance like this. A little midsummer. So I. One’s across the board. You know, I’ll give myself a thirty. Nothing is working. But I’ll give you a two. You’re on your own then. Space buns. Wow. You’ve. I’ve almost done this. And it’s not a bad look. No, but. Sixty-six. Thirty-eight. I still don’t like it, for me, seven. I’ll give you a forty-one. Double buns, slash Princess Leia buns. That is just. I mean. This compromises hearing quite a bit. I’m not too fond of this on either one of us. I gotta give myself a two, but I gotta give you a sixteen. I’m gonna give us both fourteens. You have now looked at every hairstyle of the day on yourselves and give us a moment. That was it. While we do some math. That was rough. It was hard. Quick, cozy announcement. We have the latest collectible exclusively for Third Degree members of the Mythical Society. Look at this thing. It is the Mythical Beast Blanket. It’s so soft. It’s so big. It is huge. It is the softest, most comfy blanket. You know how big I am? Look, it’s taller than me. I mean, we can both get underneath that. It’s still touching the ground. You could use it as a bedspread if you needed to. And I can’t communicate how soft it is. Nice Mythical people on it. And so soft. It’s got a nice Mythical feel to it. If you’re not already a Third Degree member, you gotta join Third Degree monthly by July thirty-first, and then when you do, you get this as part of the membership. All right. mythicalsociety.com We’ll fold that later. Let’s result it up, Stevie. Yeah, we had to narrow it down to the top two. We had some tying, we had some things happening. So, Rhett, we’re going to take a look first at yours. Your top two were Marcel waves and feathered hair. This is where you ended up. Basically, all we’re saying is you just need to, put different things like tools in your hair. Well, I think I go feathered next. I don’t know if I need to do the lightning, but I go feathered next. Maybe five years at feathered and then I go, what do you call the other one? Marcel waves. I was gonna say bob and weave. Marcel waves for five years after that. So, I’ve got my track figured out. Yeah. Now that we’ve proven that this is not a pointless exercise, I can’t wait to see mine. Okay, wait, so you’re not picking a number one? You’re picking both of these as number one specific? I’m going feathered next, and then it migrates to the bob and weave. Okay, perfect. And Link, your top two are slicked back and rockabilly. Yes. Okay. You see, I can actually do this. I’m gonna be my dad. I know it’s happening. Yeah. Slick back is, it’s the most likely, like, the most realistically likely outcome for you to hit that in the next twenty years. Absolutely. No doubt. And then I’m flirting with long hair. Because that’s what my dad would do. He’d flirt with the long hair, you know, in the cookie episode and stuff. I don’t know. I really think that if anything, it’s gonna be a buzz and a beard. I’m gonna Letterman it up in my old age. Oh, buzz and beard. Yep. Okay. Well, we figured it out. We learned more about ourselves. 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