Today, strangers tell us how old we look. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Summer. Do you feel forty-six? Well, that’s not what I meant exactly, but. Well, neither do I. Do you feel like you look forty-six? Oh, I really hope not. I really hope not either. If a stranger were shown a picture of your nipples and asked to guess your age, do you feel like they think that you were forty-six? Actually, you know what? Don’t worry about that. The crew has already showed photos of our body parts to strangers, including our nipples, and we’re about to learn the results. Okay, so that’s what those pictures were that Chase was getting of us. I thought it was just for him. Me too. It’s time for, Excuse Me, Dear Stranger, May I Trouble You to Guess The Approximate Age of My Weenus? Okay, boys, after showing said strangers the pictures of your body, we asked them to guess how old you were. Now we’re asking you to guess how old they guessed you were. Did you ask us if we thought this was a good idea before? Well, no, because I was with you when you protested multiple times. That’s right. You were not ready to have your body parts photographed. I just said I need, like, a three week warning. Yeah, but these body parts are not workoutable body parts. These are all age telling body parts, and I’m sorry to rub it in further, but there’s also money on the line today because you could win seven thousand dollars for your charity donation total. The loser will be punished more than you are both being punished already by participating in this game. How much have we raised? How much has Rhett raised for Save the Children so far? Just over twenty thousand dollars for Save the Children. All right. And what about me? Well, Link. We’re waiting for the grand total that you will eventually accumulate throughout the summer. Which is a nice way of saying it’s at zero right now for you. Okay. But you know what? There’s the wheel spot. I mean, I am younger than you, so. That’s right. And can I? So, you’ve already won this game. Okay, these are the twelve strangers that we asked on the street. Oh, good. We don’t do a lot of man on the street stuff, but we sent out some crew members on the street. So they’re not anonymous. Thank you for doing this. I want this to stay up there so that I can just bash these people when they make me angry. Okay, we’ll print this out and give it to you afterwards. Okay. I’ll wipe my butt with it. Why does Chris have a beef wellington? That’s a good question. I’m uncertain. Maybe in More we can guess the age of that beef wellington, but for now. Why am I doing this, because you’re doing this? We are going through some specific pictures. Now, every time the question is, what is the average age that they guessed for each of you. And we’re kicking things off with some free content here. These are photos of your feet. Oh, no. And we asked five of these twelve strangers what age you were based on these. Only five of these twelve strangers. Five of them? You’ve been sunning your feet a little bit more than me this year, looks like. I don’t like that vein. Veins are cool, man. Don’t you talk to the kids? The kids love the veins. Do I really have a crease in my left big toe like that? It’s a hinge. I can’t. I mean, this is real hard, man. How would I answer this? Okay. Like, how do people go about this? We’re about to find out. Does the vein. It’s interesting. The vein in your foot. Don’t, stop talking about it. Does it make it older or younger? I don’t think it looks like an old vein, because an old vein is, like a varicose vein. All right. Okay. I thought that your feet look younger than mine, and I, you know, I went all the way to twenty-five because it. It’s just a very white, evenly white foot, and mine, I think my foot looks older. Oh, interesting. Or dirtier, at least. I thought that. Thirty. I thought it looked like a youthful vein for you. I thought you were thirty-two, and I thought that I was thirty-five. The phrase youthful vein is disgusting. I know. Stop saying it. Disgusting. Also, I was curious what your Wikifeet scores were, and they’re really great. Rhett, you have, like, a four point nine six and Link, I didn’t know this was possible. You have a five point four. You can go over five. It must be the youthful vein. Well, it’s that, and I groom my feet, and I get pedicures. I don’t do any of those things. Just so you know. Well, one stranger thought Rhett had the feet of a fifteen year old. Yes! Yes! Yeah. Evenly white. The average age, that was his nickname in high school. The average age guessed for Rhett’s feet was thirty-four years old. Dang, I was close. You’re close. And for Link’s, was thirty-two years old. Dang, I almost got it right. Yeah. Wow, dude. So, see, I was right. Yours, on average, look a little bit younger than mine. However, if I ever get back on the dating scene, you know, I don’t have any plans to, but if it ever happens, one of the things that’s gonna be my profile is once thought to have the feet of a fifteen year old. I wonder how Jessie feels about you already, like, working up your dating profile. I’m not working on it. Okay. We are moving up the bod. Going to the knees. Oh, God. Here are these pics. How are you feeling about, knee pics? Well. Not good. I gotta say. I don’t usually look at your legs, but when I do, I just notice you trim so much, man. Like, look at the bushy parts of my legs. Don’t you remember when you had that? Oh, mine are so bushy. You don’t miss the bushy knees? I feel like I can tell when I’m grazing up against things before you, like a dog’s whiskers. I bump into less stools. Because of that. You probably get less mosquito bites, because body hair prevents mosquito bites. We asked seven strangers this time because that’s a lucky number how old you are according to these knee pics. What do you think? It’s difficult to anticipate how people will interpret the shornness. I don’t think people would look at your legs and be like, he’s trimming. They would just be like, he has less hair, and what does that even mean? I really need to build some. Some thigh mass. Yeah, I was gonna say. I was gonna say that, but you said it. What do you think? I think that you got twenty-nine year old knees, and I think that I have thirty-four year old knees. I agree that I think your knees look a lot older than mine. I thought you looked forty-two. Oh, come on. Yep. Forty-two. I’m still younger than you are here. I think I have nineteen year old knees. I mean, come on. I got the, I got the. I got the sexual peak knees. Okay, well, I’ll remind you that the swath of strangers, there were some young people in here. So one stranger thought that Link had the knees of an eighty year old. But I will say. Put that on your profile. That same stranger. That messes with the average, big time. That same stranger let out a visceral ew when shown Rhett’s knees and guessed he was a hundred. Which one was that? Can you show them? Yeah. I mean, so now you understand the numbers are gonna be a little bit skewed here. One hundred? The average age guess for Rhett was fifty-five. Oh, God. and for Link, was forty-nine. We got people think knees make you. I think more people just don’t look at knee pictures. Yeah. Yeah. And also, forty-nine could be a sexual peak according to knees. As Link said about his own knees. It depends on whether or not you’re on them. I’m looking forward to that. It depends on what? We don’t have to repeat jokes. I didn’t say anything. Say it once. I didn’t say anything. All right. Y’all are keeping up with scores, right? Because we’re not. Yeah, yeah. We’re moving on to. You’re getting a point for, like, each guy, basically. Okay. You know? let’s move on to weenuses here. Now this is a ew. Yeah. This is like the knee of the arm, if you will. You have the all seeing eye as a weenus. That’s pretty cool. I would have certainly thought that my weenus was more eye like than yours. Well, yours. Mine’s so pointy. Yours pokes out that it stretches the skin. I mean, show them right now. Show them the. Well, this is the real one. This one is. This one’s super, super baggy because look how pointy my elbow. Yeah, that’s what I mean. That’s what I’m talking about. The pointiness of the elbow. Well, mine. Yours is maybe average. I didn’t show that one because it’s got. It’s got a tat. I will say what I did is that’s actually my right elbow reversed to look like my left elbow because my left elbow has the remnants of old warts on it. Like, it’s always a little bit red. Because that used to be a wart, and now it’s just, like, a red scar. I didn’t want to show that. I didn’t want to show that to the guy with the beef wellington. Link, can I see? What’s the live weenus situation on your? The live weenus? It’s pretty stretchy, but, I mean. Supple. That just means you’ve got a lot of collagen in your skin. Right? I don’t know. I feel like I might have you beat in this one. You might be younger. I don’t. I. I interpreted the skin as youthful, floppiness. I think. I think you are a thirty. I actually wrote these backwards. I meant you were. I meant these backwards. You’re fifty, and I’m thirty. What? No. Yeah, that’s what I thought. I thought you were older. You thought that mine looks twenty years older than yours? Yes. Well, I said that yours was a thirty-nine. I said that I got, like, just the elbow of a thirty-six year old. The more skin, the younger. Okay. This was the biggest age gap of the day here with a twenty-nine year difference between your averages and weenus. Average age guess for Rhett was twenty-one. Oh, yeah, it’s a young elbow. And for Link was fifty. Okay, so I’m just. I was totally backwards. Yeah. Yeah. The more flabby, the older, is what people were thinking. I just think that’s what, I think that’s what people just intuitively think. Okay, before we get to our next body part, a reminder of the charities that we are playing for this summer. All the money I win is going to Save the Children. Save the Children works to support kids in crisis all around the world, from Gaza to Sudan to Haiti, Ukraine, Afghanistan and beyond. They do whatever it takes to ensure all children survive, learn, and are protected through three global goals. No child should die from preventable causes. All children should have access to a quality basic education, and no child should be a victim of violence. Currently, Save the Children is doing vital work in the West Bank and Gaza, where children are being killed at a devastating rate. Save the Children has been providing essential services and support to Palestinian children, like distributing food, water and hygiene supplies. And you can join us in donating to Save the Children at savethechildren.org I’ll be supporting Inner-City Arts when I win money eventually. You will. Inner-City Arts is a unique learning oasis for creativity and art in the heart of downtown LA Skid Row. They got a thirty year history of serving young people in LA who have the least access to art. Most programs are completely free, and Inner-City Arts has completely removed financial barriers so that any student interested in the arts has access to instruction, materials and supplies. We know firsthand the power of art for young people. Yes, we do. Look at us now. Please join us in donating to Inner-City Arts by going to inner city dash. Inner dash city arts.org. Get that right. Moving on to nipples. Oh, God. Hey, here we go. Mine looks like it’s melting off my chest. Yours is very straight. You got twice the nipple that I got. Area wise. I don’t know, like, these are pretty similar. I got a bigger nipple. But, like, my point. I’m jealous of your pointiness. Yeah, it’s pretty piercing. I kind of feel like I need to look away, forget and look again. And only four strangers had the. Privilege. Yeah, the privilege. Distinct privilege. Okay, Link. Okay, I’ve done this correctly this time. I don’t know. I don’t know if I’m familiar with what time does to men’s nipples. Is there something like, what? More hair grows? They grow stronger. Well. Your nipples grow stronger? Yeah. No, I. Like, thicker? I think that mine is given the illusion of sagging. Is that it? Okay. So, I think. It’s a universal sag? Okay, well. Like, the point is sagging. I did say that you were slightly older. I said that you had a thirty-seven year old nipple. I said that I had a thirty-six year old nipple. Very similar, but slightly younger. I agreed that you have a thirty-six year old nipple. But I think that they’re gonna think that I have a fifty-six year old nipple. Oh, really? Yep. I doubt it. Okay. For Rhett, it was thirty-one, and Link, you’d get carded at the door with a twenty year old. Whoa, you got a twenty year old nipple. Wonder why they thought, because it’s not fully formed yet? You know, I found myself going, oh, I wish that we could see a twenty year old nipple. And I thought, you know what? That statement probably shouldn’t come out of my mouth. Google that. You know? Twenty year old nipple. Okay. I’m not. How are we feeling at this point? A little creeped out? Well, so far I’m feeling pretty good because I think that most body parts have been assumed to be younger than we actually are, other than our knees. What were my knees? Like, seventy-eight? What was it? Crazy. There was that one kid that said the eighty, one hundred situation. But, you know, other than that, it’s been respectful. I’m not crushed yet. Okay, let’s keep going. Hands now, I mean, they say that hands really tell your age. Yep. What is on my hands? I don’t. I’m telling you right now. Do I have? I think they got the hands mixed up here. These hands are swapped. The hands are swapped. That is Link’s hand on the left, and that is my hand on the right. Okay. Is this how we showed strangers? Because I’ll just flip the results here. Yes? Okay. Okay. Switch it in your mind Now, we’ll show the Mythical Beasts the real version of this. We’ll fix it in post. The reason why I knew that was my hand is because my knuckles always have injuries. Well, I knew it was your hands because you have been talking quite a bit about the age spots that are forming on your, on the back of your hand. This is hereditary. This is from my mom’s side of the family. So, like, the dark spots there at the bottom, all of, when I went to my mom’s family reunions, growing up, like, all the old people were just covered in these things. It’s no harm. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is good. Look at your pristine, baby hand over there. It does look pretty babyish, doesn’t it? It’s a little pink too. Pink and babyish. Your hand. I’m almost self conscious about my age spots. What if people thought you just got a little dirty? What’s this gonna do? It would be like this man was just working outside today. They may have misinterpreted the age spots, but maybe they didn’t. Okay. I think that people think you have a twenty-two year old hand. Oh, wow. And you think I have a forty-eight year old hand? Forty-eight year old hand. Well, yeah, I think a fifty-seven year old hand for me. I think you’re being a little too generous with me. I think I got a thirty-four year old hand. Okay. We’re close-ish. People thought that Link had a forty-six year old. Oh, yeah. Really? He does. Exactly accurate. Yeah. And Rhett had a thirty year old hand. Yep. Got a young hand. Young hand. What are you gonna do with that? I don’t know. I feel like I got so many years left. It’s gonna outlive you. I feel like maybe this is my second career as a hand model. Oh, well, this is a perfect opportunity, because I need someone to hold up the Mythical Society Mythical Beast Blanket. I’ll do it. I’ll do it. I’ll do it. If you could show your hands. And I’m gonna do it in a way that you might assume that there was a, how old? Thirty-four year old man? Thirty. Thirty year old man holding this. He could. Today is the last day that you can qualify for this Mythical Beast Blanket, the softest quarterly collectible item we’ve ever released on the Mythical Society. You gotta be a Third Degree Monthly Member. New members and upgrades, we’re gonna give you a fifteen percent off Third Degree Monthly today. And again, you use the code Beast Blanket. It’s the last day you can get this blanket. Perfect for thirty year olds. Fifteen percent off. Use code Beast Blanket at mythicalsociety.com to join Third Degree Monthly. Okay, this last one, you know, I think it could go either way, but emotionally, there’s a little bit more on the line here, because we’re going to eyes. Oh, no. Come on. Going right to the eyes. You look like an eight year old in that picture. And we showed eight people, actually. Well, first of all. Why do I look? You’re saying I look like an eight year old? I think both of us look pretty dang good. I would say I appreciate the lighting in this situation because I feel like I actually have more significant bags than are currently being exhibited on my photo. Yeah. Yeah, they did. They did. I mean, because I got more bags right now than I do there. Yeah, they did us some favors. I look tired. You look bewildered. How old are these chaps? I think we both look younger than we actually are. Okay. I think you look thirty-six. I think I look thirty. Pretty close. Thanks for the lighting, y’all. I thought that you looked twenty-seven. I thought I looked thirty-five. You know what? You had a great showing here, and people guessed you were the exact same age, and that age is extremely flattering, twenty-four years old. What? Yeah! Twenty-four. See? What a nice ending you both win in terms of the most visible part of your body. Only one of you wins the seven thousand dollars, and that’s Rhett. You know. Congratulations. There’s still time, Link. There’s still time. We’re doing it all summer. You do have to be punished in More, because that’s just how it goes, and you will be tasting the oldest thing we found in the Mythical Kitchen. Yum Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is. I’m Doctor Brad Hafford, archaeologist and field director at the ancient city of Ur in southern Iraq. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. What? We gotta go there, man. Dude. He could get us inside that thing. Yeah, let’s take us inside and bury us. 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