
Do we know each other better than actual brothers? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Summer. They’re the host of Celebrity IOU. It’s the Property Brothers themselves. Drew and Jonathan Scott. Give us one of these. Yes, yes. Keep it. There we go. We figured it out. I gave you more room, though. Is it weird that we’re not actually brothers? I cast him, in the first reason. Is it even more weird that we’ve shot six hundred and fifty episodes of our shows and we’re actually conjoined? Yeah, it’s trippy. We’re learning so much. I saw you just looking to see where we’re conjoined. I was like, do you want to know where? Do you want to hold the cord? Yeah, there’s a lot of episodage between the four of us. Yeah. Well, you brag with your, what, five thousand, five hundred thousand episodes? We’re working on three thousand. We thought we had a lot with, six fifty is a lot for TV. And then your producers here laughed at me when I mentioned how many. They’re like, you have twenty-five hundred. That person’s fired. Wait, is that his phone? I think it’s your phone. Okay, this is the problem. When Zooey calls me, she’s on bypass and so it just always rings no matter what. Oh, that feels like an important. You just hung up on Zooey. I feel like you might need to take that. She’s also in another country right now. Nope. Nope. I might have just got divorced. You have to get married first before you get divorced. Yeah, yeah, one thing at a time. Yeah. So, how long have you guys been brothers? Since womb, womb to tomb. Yeah, that’s right. Forty-six years. I almost said sixty-six years. Oh, so we’re all forty-six? Yeah. Hey. We’re forty-six club. Doesn’t that deserve another? Oh, yeah it does. So, do this. Yep. Now we’ve basically been bros for forty years. Right, since eighty-four. So we would like to challenge you two to a bro know off. Are you like Drew? You make it always a competition? I think. Oh, were we supposed to turn the camera? Say bro, bro know off. It’s time for The Great Broker Showdown. Brothers Versus Brothers From Another Mother. Welcome to the If You Bro, You Bro Zone. Okay, bros, if you haven’t guessed already, brokers like poker, but for bros. Before we begin, please say hello to your bro dealer, Chase. Hi, Chase. I just have a question. Yeah? Are those garter belts you’re wearing on your forearms or your biceps? Yeah, this is from my extensive collection. Oh, so you’ve been that close that many times? Fresh or used? Yeah. Slightly used. Lightly used. Okay. Every question in today’s game is meant to test just how well each set of bros really knows each other. And there’s more than just pride on the line, because the losing bro pair will have to declare the end of their bro-ship publicly on our Instagram. Stevie, that would be bad for the brand. I know. Would you watch a show called Property Brother? I would. Okay, the first question for Link and Drew is, what would your bro consider most embarrassing? And your choices are waiters singing him happy birthday in a crowded restaurant, a leaked nude, accidentally texting the person he’s gossiping about, clogging a new romantic partner’s toilet, or watching a sex scene with his parents. Okay, so, Rhett and Jonathan, your individual hands in front of you reflect those options as well. So you’re gonna go ahead and choose your answer card, what you personally would consider the most embarrassing, and you’re gonna put it face down in front of you. So it’s what I would consider embarrassing? Is it considered a sex scene when it was Entrapment and it was Catherine Zeta-Jones going underneath the laser? Because our dad said to us when we were kids watching that, that Catherine Zeta-Jones really turns my crank. Just curious. Oh, this is. When she was dipping beneath lasers. This is good information. I love the emphasis on Zeta. Zeta. Most embarrassing situation is an option. The conversation I’m gonna have with my dad when he hears Drew just said that. He’s ninety years old. He doesn’t watch anything. All right. This is tough. Jonathan has committed. Do I put a bet on mine? Yep. Let’s wait for Rhett to put his card down. Okay. Stakes are high here. So, you’re having a hard time. Is it because you’re not embarrassed by anything? No, it’s because I’m embarrassed by most options. Really? Okay. Okay. Now that your answer cards are down, I need you to place a bet in front of you based on how confident you are that your bro will guess your answer. Not very confident. Nuts. One chip? So, what are the. What’s the value? I don’t know how to. The value is one chip. That one chip is one hundred million dollars. Per one chip. Fine, I just anted up. Five. Okay. I’m worth five hundred million dollars. Ten chips. Okay. So, Link and Drew, it’s your turn now. Please make your guess about what your bro said by placing your own wager beside one of the cards in the middle of the table. So you’re identifying your answer via wager next to those cards. All right. So this is my thing. A leaked naked photo of him. That’s a really small problem for him, so I don’t think he would care. Wait, we’re twins. Damn it. God. We were actually conjoined by the. So one of you got the better end of the deal? I’m gonna say I’m pretty confident that it’s texting the person that he’s gossiping about accidentally. To me, it’s between a leaked nude and watching a sex scene with your parents, because, you know, they’re very conservative. I know that you and your mama would watch a lot of horror movies. I thought you were gonna say porn. Oh, I was like, wait, what? But the clothed porn. Oh, okay. Yeah. Classy stuff. Just a bunch of rubbing. It was mostly magazines. It was the nineties. Okay. It was the Sears catalog. Let’s be honest. I was gonna go with the sex scene, but now that I’ve said the horror thing out loud, I’m realizing there’s lots of coochie coochie coo in that. Well, you know what I mean. Coochie coochie. You just made it. Anyone who calls it coochie coo is not getting any coochie coo. Yeah, you just made it weird for all of us. Yeah. I’m gonna go with the leaked nude for five, which I. Okay, so I’m matching you on the bet. Okay, so you both seem fairly confident. I will say, if at any point in the game, you are stumped, you can use the broker face lifeline, but each team can only use it once for the entire game. Broker face allows you to ask for a hint from your bro before locking in your guess and wager. Okay. And it means your bro has ten seconds to act out one incorrect answer using only his face and no words. So this round. Okay. Would either of you like to use the broker face, or are we proceeding with these? I don’t want to see a leaked nude on his face. I was gonna say, do I really wanna see? Yeah. Leak nude or a sex scene with your parents on his face? I don’t want. I want you all to see all of it. Okay. I’m good. I’m locked in. I’m good. Yeah. Okay, Rhett, let’s see what you. Give me that leaked nude. Aren’t you always naked half the time, anyway? I said leaked nude. Not because it would necessarily be embarrassing. It’s just there might be bad lighting. It might look older than it really is? Yeah, it’s tough to control the lighting sometimes. Yeah, there’s moles down there, too. Yeah. Okay, Jonathan. Yes! Done. All right. Yeah. Come on. Did you? Oh, damn. Wait, what is it? Clogging the toilet again. Since when do you care if somebody knows you clogged a toilet? A new romantic partner. That would be. Oh, I have to pay more attention to detail. I just thought it was, in general, people knowing that, okay. You failed me, bro. Okay, I’m sorry. You’re so quick to take my money. Okay. Rhett and Jonathan. If your bro had to choose a new name, what would it be, out of the following options? Would it be Herbert? It’s a great option. Basil. Basil. Basil. Basil. Linus. I like where you’re going here. Enoch. That’s my middle name. Beauregard. Beauregard. This is such a dumb question. It’s like. What? I mean, just think about the scenario, the real life scenario that would lead to this. It’s like you have to change your name, but you got five options. By the way, no offense to Herbert, Basil, Linus, Enoch, or Beauregard out there. We love you guys. Great name. Yeah. Okay. All right. I’ve renamed myself. Okay, now it’s time to wager your bets on how confident you are in your bro. Can I short this bet? Because I would rather. What does that mean? Because, it means that I guarantee he’s not going to get it. So I’ll bet against him and then make more money. Is that? Okay. Okay, I’ll just do this. So you’re just going with two? I don’t. We’re never going to win this. Low confidence. This is hard. This is really hard. If you haven’t had this conversation. Thankfully, we have. Yeah All the time. All the time. You need to update your will, and you need to talk about what you would change your name to, with your bro. You’re going for more? I got to go hard on this one. Are you sure that’s how you want to bet? How? What? Why? Yeah, because, I mean, I picked them up, I thought about it, and there’s another one. I know what it is. This is the problem. He wants Linus because he wants to be LL Cool J or something like that. Like, there’s a strategy to what you’re doing here. All right, all right. Okay. Would anyone like to use the broker face for this? I would personally like to see you. I should. I would like to use the broker face option. Okay, so. You have to make the face of one of the names that you wouldn’t want? Yes. Ten seconds to hint via face. That you don’t want. At the name that is incorrect. Starting now. Drew’s not on the list. I don’t. Okay, okay. Okay, Rhett. Hold on, but do it again. I’m so confident. All in. I don’t know. I’m gonna go Beauregard. There you go. Wait. I guess my facial expressions are pretty good. I’ll just add another. Okay. Okay, where are you gonna put it, though? Beauregard. Oh, Beauregard. Okay. All right. So, we’re all in on Beauregard. Only one of us can have it. All right, Link, let’s see what you got. It’s Linus. I mean, he’s sitting right over there. Oh, no. I mean, LL Cool J. I’m your bro. Yes. Guess what? He’s my bro. Boom! Yeah! Why did you think I wanted to go with Beauregard? Because. Classy? All of my kids are named with L’s. General Beauregard. Like, all. Are you of British descent, Beauregard? I didn’t think. My kids are Lily, Link, and Lando because I’m an L. Hold on. The reason I didn’t think you would take Linus is because it’s just. It’s barely changing your name. Like, you’re not gonna do a small change, you’re gonna do a big change. But he’s got a huge ego. He loves his name. I love my name. That’s true. I should have thought about that. And isn’t that the one in Peanuts with the blanket? Guys. I had a blanket. Your arguing’s taking away from the giant stack of poker chips that we have over here. We just lost so much money. Yeah. It’s amazing. I love you, pile. That’s a cute pile of chips, though. It’s so cute. Way to go, Beauregard. No. Okay, now do you get my face? How could a Beauregard ever have a face like this? Yeah. It’s always like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I also know he’s been trying to change his acronym for a long time because his initials actually are AAS. Right, so. A-A-S are my initials. Yeah. But basically everyone in my family is a J. Like, you guys are with the L’s. And I was a surprise. My parents didn’t know that I was there. He was born. And then the doctor’s like, there’s another one. And then when I came out, my mom’s like, you look like an ass. And they make Andrew. It’s not that much worse because I was born and my initials were JSS. So. Moving on to round three. All right. Link and Drew, out of the following, who would your bro vote for as the next president? George R.R. Martin. We’re getting political here. Pete Davidson. His mom. Not Pete Davidson’s. She’s lovely. Kelly Clarkson, or the Fab Five. So just the distribution of power there would. I just need. Liquidate it a bit too much. I literally have no idea who this is. I’m so sorry, all right. Is that right? Okay. Okay. My opinion of you has changed. Okay. Hold on now. You can’t be having this type of banter because this is cheating. Okay. Twins can telepathy. Twins use telepathy. The talking. Twins can telepathize. We’re telepathetic. Guys, we are telepathetic. Just to even it out, I have no idea who my mom is. One day. Are you out there, mum? Okay, my Canadian just came out. I called her a mum. Now you’re choosing. So, you thinking? Yeah, these are hard, man. But seriously, who is George R.R. Martin? Game of Thrones. Does it help you? Oh, I’ve heard that. I’ve heard of that. Okay. All right. How certain are you in your answers, boys? Okay. That’s a lot of chips for. This is tough. But just really think about it. Really think about it? So I’m thinking about, like, actual political decisions? No, no, no. This person would make? I’m not saying that. I’m just saying that you can imagine me explaining myself after the fact, and you’d be like, oh, okay, I can see how you would say that. I can just imagine you guys cheating right now. They’re giving code taps. If you play back what I just said, the acronym spells the answer. You have to do it in reverse in Latin. Okay, Link and Drew, place your wagers next to your answers. I need to do the face thing. Okay. Do I have to put mine on here? So, Rhett, you have ten seconds to act out. One. Oh, did you not make your. Sorry, I thought you shoved your chips. Okay. Ten seconds. One incorrect answer. No words. Just face. Go. Keep looking to the right. And I’m touching my chin. Okay, all right. And you’re gonna point. Okay. All right. Done, done, done. That’s cheating. Man. Okay. Okay. I’m just picturing his mom with a beard. That’s the. You’re accentuating, no. Okay, we’ve met Kelly Clarkson. She’s a wonderful person, it seems like. But when you’re a guest on the show, you know, the hosts are gonna be nice to you no matter what. Let me just say, I have been on Kelly’s show. She did not say nice things about you guys. So What’s your bet gonna be? I don’t know what my choice is gonna be. I think I’m gonna add. I’m gonna add four, and I’m going with the fab five as his choice. Don’t you have to automatically do five chips because it’s the fab? Okay. I got to save. Chase, you got to work with me here. You have more blue chips in your pile than I have in my pile. I would like to have a loan from the bank, please. How many do you want? All your chips. What? I want all your chips because I’m going all in. I know what Jonathan’s gonna choose. Well, if they lose, I’m not gonna have enough room to put things over here. I will do all except for one. I’ll leave one on our side. I’ll let you do it just for the visual. Yes. But. Is that even allowed? We haven’t won those chips yet. It’s not allowed. I think I. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson is our new president. Kelly, I would vote for you. Okay. All right. Well, I want to leave some suspense for all the chips. So, Rhett, go ahead and show us what you did over there. Kelly, I would vote for you as well. She’s a woman of the people. Everybody loves her. She brings people together. She’s what our country needs right now. But there’s five of the, of the guys. And they’re chaotic. We had them on the show, and they wouldn’t shut up. Do you not remember that? The distribution of power, though. Well, but they’re not even together anymore. And the inclusivity. What was your broker face situation? I made the face that Pete Davidson is making on the car. No, he made the hand gesture that Pete Davidson is making. I mean, that was smart. I thought you were doing the George. He’s making that face. I was like. I thought you were saying, not the guy with the beard. No, I was like. That’s why I was like. He was also pointing at Pete Davidson. Looking to the right. I thought he was pointing at Martin. Looking to the right. It doesn’t matter because you knew I wasn’t. Well, this could just be a big fail for me, though, because I’m so confident. Why are you so confident? Because if I don’t get this, and Kelly is an American sweetheart, she is what America needs. If Jon doesn’t get this. All I know is the guys have tried. It’s time for a girl. Let alone a southern girl. Yes! It’s the answer. Yeah. Hey, I would have voted for Kelly. Oh, gosh. Oh. All right. It ain’t over. We got one last round. We don’t get to take those chips. He’s got to match our chips. I do, somehow. All right. Planning on drinking something cold? Well, we got two new pieces of drinkware landing in the Mythical Store. The Mythical and GMM Tumblers. Each one of these can hold twenty-seven, yes, twenty-seven ounces of liquid. It’s got a screw top, it’s got a straw, and it has a insulating silicone sleeve to keep your little fingies feeling good. Get it now at mythical.com Okay. Stevie, hold on 1 second. Okay. I would just like to tip our dealer. Chase has done an amazing job and I would like to tip the other team because they need it. Yeah, we do. Okay. Thanks, Stevie. Yeah, I was about to say everything’s on the line because it’s the last round and it does appear as if everything’s on the line here. Rhett. Yeah. And Jonathan, if your bro had to give an impromptu TED Talk, what topic could he BS his way through the best? That didn’t feel very supportive of your partner. I know. Yeah. Just Link and TED Talk together. Come on. Would it be? I would change my name to Ted if I could do it all over again. No, you changed the Led. Yeah, Led. Linus Talk. About open heart surgery. Okay. The female reproductive system. Nice. Science fiction to some. The invention of ska music, the role of spices in global trade, or the symbolism and cultural significance of toe rings. What? Okay. Oh God. I’m locked in. I played my card. I don’t know how it’s mathematically possible for us to get. You’re in there. I’ve got it. What choice do I have? I gotta go all in. Yeah. I don’t know what else? Well, I’ll leave one for you, just so you have something to do in a minute. I’ve watched Jeopardy. And in the end, sometimes they bet too much and then they end up going just below the other person and they lose. So I don’t want to bet too much, so I’m going to bet one. And that’s how it’s done. You’ve been paying attention. Hey, boss, Stevie, that’s a lot of. That’s a lot of money. I have little idea what’s actually going on. We’re taking this back, because of your mouth. Watch your mouth over there. Come on. All right. I mean, I feel like. Would you accept a wedding ring? Yes, I would. Let me try it on. Are you offering up just the ring or what comes with it? What kind of baby fingers do you have over there? I can’t even get that halfway on my. It’s like you’re an engineer. Put it on your pinky. Okay. Yeah. All right, what else do you? Okay, so I. I don’t. My wedding ring? We already have one wedding ring. You know what else do you have? Okay. Oura Ring. Yeah, we got a couple of those. Nobody wants that. Put that away. We need something bigger. Something, anything out of Chase’s wallet. Everything out of Chase’s wallet. Wait, you’re giving up what he has? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that mean he’s your property? Well, he’s an employee. Wait, wait. I wanna look through this wallet. Shouldn’t you be asking if that’s allowed? Okay, well, we can. Costco. I don’t have my membership. It’s not renewed, so that’s good. Wait a minute, it’s an expired Costco membership. I have a credit card of sorts. Credit union. That’s what you look like with long hair. Okay. Five dollars. All right, that’s something. That’s real money. All right, what else? One more thing. We need. We need a bit more. No. Oh, no. I’m not giving you my phone. Oh, okay. I want. Wait. What’s happening down here? I’m feeling something uncomfortable over here. I’m seeing something that’s uncomfortable. Okay. All right. My pants. I thought we’re trying to add value. Oh, God. Freshly worn. Fresh scent. Can I give you guys something now? Extremely warm. We accept these. Okay. And if you want to, like, if you want to kind of stand up a little bit and look over here, you. No, no, I’m good. That’s only a. You gave us your pants, so I’m that confident. Okay. All right. You ready for this? Yeah, I’m all in as well. What’s your answer? You know what, guys? This is the last round. And it wouldn’t be gambling unless we went all in on the toe rings. Toe rings? So, one of us is going to win, and one of us gonna lose in a big way. Link, I believe you can wax eloquent about the invention of ska music All right. And the moment of truth. Why am I actually nervous? Well, you know, it was actually nineteen seventy-six that the rockers thought that they could have a little bit of. A little bit of sax. Yes! Okay. All right, all right, all right. This could. You’ve got nothing to. Go bad. This could. Stand by. Stand by. We gotta see. Toe rings. We were so far ahead. Yeah, you were. So far ahead. You put it all on the line. I’m so nervous right now. I’m getting nervous right now. But if there’s one thing I can help you with, it’s what to do with your toes. How the hell did you get that? Oh, yeah, I. How were you so sure? I just know a man who has a lot of jewelry. This one here. Let me tell you about the toes. Drew knows toes. Not really, but I could bull about anything. I’ll take that. I’ll take this. I’m taking your phone. Oh, no. And I’m taking Chase, too. No! There. I’m also. Kind of into it. Yes! I’m putting them on right now. I don’t think they’re gonna fit. They are not gonna fit. You’re a tiny man. Oh, yeah. Good luck. Good luck. All right. Anyways. They’re not skinny jeans. They’re gonna be very baggy on you now. I’m buckling it. All right. We don’t need to see. We don’t need to see what you can see now. Wow. We have been crushed. Thank you for. I don’t think we’ll be invited back. No. Oh, wow. Go check out Celebrity IOU on HGTV right now. And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now, you guys say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. Hey, hello. Is this Link’s wife? My name is Emily. I’m ziplining in Costa Rica, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. She was never heard from again. Click the top link to see what we would do in each other’s bodies in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Keep all your favorite bevs nice and cool this summer with our new Mythical and GMM Tumblers. 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