Welcome to Good Mythical More. If you didn’t watch the main episode because we had guests on the show and you don’t watch those, well, you should. Because it was a lot of fun. Do you feel called out? It was the Property Brothers. And, go back and watch it. We had a blast. Somebody took their pants off. Two people took their pants off. And I now have my pants back on. And every time I wear those, they’d be like, you know, these pants were worn by a Property Brother. Yeah, they were. These pants were stretched a bit by a Property Brother. Today on Good Mythical More, we are going to get really angry at each other. hypothetically and see if we can predict how angry the other person will get given certain scenarios. But first we’re going to list, and I think you’ll enjoy this because you seem to be a fan as minty, as minty, minty, many Winter Olympic sports as you can. Okay, cross country skiing. Luge. Long jump ski. Ski jump? Ski jump. Bobsled. Skiing and shooting with a rifle. Yeah. Downhill skiing. Ice skating. Ice dancing. Ice carving. Ice, carving is not one, but let’s keep going. Ice hockey. What’s the? Curling. Curling. Yep. This is fun, isn’t it? Now I got you. We listed all the sports. I think that’s all of them. That’s all of them, isn’t it? I mean, I remember the one where they, they’re on skis and then they have a rifle, which is. Wild. What do they call that? Steeplechase? What do they call that? Iditarod? – That’s the sledding. – Are dogs in that? Are dogs in that? Snowboarding. Snowboarding. Snowboarding, of course. Minty, minty snowboarders out there. There’s so many minty, minty ones you can choose from. Wow, that was such a, I, you know, was not expecting The Property Bro, I was not expecting strip poker, you know? That wasn’t what the setup was. I wasn’t expecting him to up the ante. It was great. I feel like I really let you down on Linus. Yeah, you did. But, Kelly Clarkson, man. I mean, she could be president. So many things would be solved. Yeah, you’re right. I let you down on Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson, I mean. Yeah. Good gracious. Yep. Okay, I’m going to, for this entire More, let’s pretend that you’ve swapped bodies. Okay. I’m gonna give you a scenario. What are the chances? In which one of you has chosen to do something in the other guy’s body. Okay. And then you’re gonna be guessing how mad that’s gonna make that guy. So for instance, Link, while body swapped with Rhett, so Link is in Rhett’s body. And he tattooed permanent eyeliner on Rhett’s face, which lasts between three to five years. How angry would Rhett be if Link did this to his body? It only lasts three to five years? I guess so. I think it’s because the eye, the face doesn’t hold tattooing very well. Yeah. You know if you get a face tattoo, the closer you get to the eye, the more it fades away. But you wouldn’t have to endure the pain. Cause I would be in your body. And then you would have nice eyeliner. I would endure something. Well, it would look like that guy that was on Lost. That looks like he’s got eyeliner, but doesn’t, do you know that guy, that actor? No. He looks like he has mascara, which is eyelash paint. No, eyeliner is right around the eye. It’s his eyelashes that were big though. But it was so dark. It looked like he had eyeliner on. Okay. Because it was the bottom too. You’re right, Rhett. You have eyelashes on the bottom. It’s his eyelashes. I think it’s more than just eyelashes. I know what you’re talking about. He didn’t have, like, a dark line around his eyes. It was eyelashes, dude. Yeah, but it was so dark it looked like he had eyeliner. And it made him creepy. How mad. So you put how mad you’d be. I’ll put how mad I think you’d be. On a scale of 1 to 100? – No, 1 to 10. – 1 to 10. I think you’d only be a 6, because it, it’s flattering. I think it would, I think it would help. I think, I mean. Help? I think it would, it’s a good look. – I didn’t mean. – You think me with eyeliner on constantly? I think that would. Like, remember that party we went to with eye makeup? I got nothing against boys wearing makeup. You look cool, man. But it’s not really my brand and I don’t want to be forced to change my whole brand. For three to six years? Three to five years. Eight. I’m pretty damn mad about that. Oh, sorry. I thought, I thought you’d be okay with it. No, I’m pretty damn mad about it. I mean, I’m the one, it hurt a lot, and I, I thought it would be a gift to you that you didn’t get to feel the pain. I would much rather endure the pain of, of that than the pain of the three to five years with it on, on my face. I would be at a five. Yeah, yeah. I would, I would, I would have thought that you wouldn’t have been that mad about it. Rhett, while body swapped with Link, will invite his mom to move into his house. I would, I would go into Link’s body, and I would invite Sue to live with Link. How mad would Link be? Now if you export this and put this on Facebook, my mom’s gonna see it, and I need to know that. She loves Facebook. Link, call me back. I need, I just need to talk to you about something. She loves Facebook, but she calls it Mega. That’s why. Mom. Mega. It’s a zero. You’re welcome to live with me anytime you want. Welcome to Facebook. Okay, now can you do the non-Facebook version? The version that is not going on Mega? I don’t trust the team. I mean, my relationship with my mom is more important. And it would still be zero, mom. Okay, now can you do the Mega version? Could you read that? I said three, which is somewhere in between your zero and seven. Because, I think that, I think that, you know, any one of us might end up having our parents live with us at some point. Oh yeah. But the question is, that’s not really my decision to make for you. But if I made it for you, you’d be like, well. That’s kind of the premise. I probably would have made it for myself eventually. I’m just a little bit mad you did it earlier than I would have. So that’s why I said three. Don’t put that on, don’t put that on Mega. Did you promise her allowance as well? She’s allowed to go anywhere she wants. As long as you do your chores, mom. You’re gonna give your mom chores. I’m not quite sure the logistics of this particular scenario. Link, while body swapped with Rhett, you reverse his colonoscopy. His colonoscopy? I think you mean vasectomy. No. So I place polyps into his? You can’t reverse a. I think you have to poop. You have to get poop in there. You can’t reverse a colonoscopy. You mean vasectomy. I don’t, because the next one has vasectomy in it. Vasectomy. I’m reversing his colonoscopy. And what? Let’s, you know, let’s just hold the writer accountable who wrote this? Okay. All right. What did you mean by this? Are you here? We thought it was very funny. And it was too good. When we saw the words, reverse a colonoscopy, we were like, well, it’s gotta be shared with the world. So is that, so it’s? So, it wasn’t intentional, but now it’s just part of canon. Putting polyps in an intestine. Because that’s what you’re really. My polyps, though. Placing them back. Yeah, I only had one. I think they were thinking maybe it’s like, just, just filling up your bowels with poop. A colonoscopy isn’t emptying your. Well that’s a, that’s a, that’s a prep. That’s pre, that’s prep. Well, like, afterwards you’re, you’re pretty cleaned out, you know? Oh yeah, it was great. So. You’d have to really dirty it up. So, you’re in my colon? Or am I in your colon? I can’t remember. Link is in. I’m in your colon. Yeah. So, when I get out of your colon and you come back to yourself, you’re like, oh man, I really gotta crap. Oh, man. I’ve really made you need to crap. Where’d all this crap come from? Must have been when Link was in my body. Right. Okay. I guess I just, I got in your body and I ate a lot of food. Yeah. Okay. I don’t think you’d care at all. What? You kinda, you kinda have to crap every day anyway, don’t you? No, I wasn’t thinking you ate a lot of food, you pushed it up in there. Yeah, but you didn’t feel it. Five. You’d be angry? I’d be, cause the main thing that would. How dare you! Is I’d be like, why, man? You know what I’m saying? I’d be like, why? Cause the writers thought it sounded funny! Cause like, in the other scenarios, it’s like, okay, maybe there was a reason that you wanted to do it or whatever, like, this is just like, why, it’s just a prank, you just did a prank on my body? You felt violated. Yeah. Yeah. Right, it’s one thing to move your mom in when you’re gone. Right, it’s another thing. It’s another thing to put poop in my body. Yeah, man, get it together, dude. Okay, Rhett, while body swapped with Link, you reverse his vasectomy. Okay, that was what we were going for. Wow. And did not tell you is the, is the. Implication. Okay. This is real bad. That’s real bad. You can’t do that because I might bring a baby into the world. Talking about bringing a another child into my family. Oh my gosh. Like we were just talking with the Property Brothers and they’re, they’re the same age as us, and they got kids that are little and like. Little kids. I’m just, I’m just celebrating inside. Little kids. I didn’t, I, it was, you know, it was everything I could take not to just like. Laugh in their faces? Laugh in their face. They were jealous. Can I go back to colonoscopy real fast? Davanté’s idea for it was maybe sticking a camera out of their butt instead of in. I love how he doubled down on it. So I crawl in there. You don’t have to crawl in. And then I stick a camera out. You don’t have to be in there. Yeah, that’s ice cold to, like, secretly get me to impregnate my wife. Man! Wow, but what if it ended up being the best kid? Well, then we might start talking, but I think there’d be a few years where we wouldn’t talk. Cause you, do you think you would be a better father now than you were? There was a sweet spot of me being a really great father, and it wasn’t at the beginning and it isn’t now. I think I know a whole lot more about how to be a better father. But you just don’t have it in you to do it. But the capacity to be that, to have that energy. – When you’ve parented. – It’s hard, man. It just, it’s like the energy just, you know, it leaves you. It leaves you. Well, this is relevant then. Link, while body swapped with Rhett, you make a hundred donations to a sperm bank. That’s not as bad. Cause they’re not your responsibility. And does he get the money? I asked my dad how much money you make. And I think it was like $40 a pop or something. A pop. Okay. Chase says it’s 500 a pop. 500 a pop. Chase. I think, I don’t think you’d be that mad. I’m not that mad about that. First of all, it’s fun to do. Second of all. And I can tell you what it’s like. You get paid to do what you love. Right. – Well, yeah, you’re – He died doing what he loved? You’re leaving out the part that Link is in your body. Oh, crap. And then he’s making a hundred donations. Oh, Stevie! Oh, man. Oh, yeah. That’s like, it’s violating me, man. And I got a confession to make. The whole time I did it, there was a camera coming out of your butt. Oh, God. Oh, that would be so offensive. But, you know, what you do get to do when you do that kind of level of sperm donation is you get more children without the responsibility. Yeah, and I think you get your picture on the wall. Yep. Rhett, while body swapped with Link, you get him banned from his favorite restaurant. What did you do, dude? What’s your favorite restaurant? What’s my favorite restaurant? You remember that movie, speaking of sperm donation. There was a movie with Mark Ruffalo. And he donated sperm, to a lesbian couple. The Kids Are All Right. Yes, The Kids Are All Right. And then, and then the, what was the, the red haired woman’s name? Julianne, Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore? Julianne Moore? She’s still with us, yes. It was also her name then. And then, and then, they, oh, spoiler alert. Spoiler. Spoiler alert. Mark Ruffalo and Julianne Moore basically start hooking up. Once the husband comes back into, once the dad comes back into the children’s lives. And I was like. Hold on, what? A man. I thought it was a, she’s a lesbian? She’s a lesbian, but when the dad of the kids comes in to the picture, they start hooking up and I was like, this is such a dude wrote this screenplay. And I was like, this was like, this was like a really popular like romantic comedy that Jessie and I ended up watching as we go through like highly rated romantic comedies. And I’m like, I’m like, this is such a, this story makes me feel really uncomfortable. I don’t quite understand. I’m so glad you brought it up today. And then retold it. Well, because we’re talking about sperm donation. And I was thinking, like, this guy donated sperm, but then he, like, the kids have the option of reaching out to you. And then you can have a relationship with them if they want to have a relationship with you. Okay. And in this case, they did, but then the guy started a relationship with one of their lesbian mothers. And it was, like, supposed to be, like, a great story, but it was just, like, very uncomfortable the whole time. Yeah. Times have changed. Mark Ruffalo. Great movie, though. – Great movie. – Maybe she was bi. Oh, yeah, okay. Rhett, while body swapped with Link, you get him banned from his favorite restaurant. That’s what I asked. Something in between my eyebrows? It was. Something came out of your eye, I think. Yeah, there was something in my eye. What would that even be? What’s your favorite restaurant? Yeah, see, this is the problem. You don’t have a favorite restaurant. The pudding store? The pudding store. The pudding store. – It’s not even. – El Pudding Loco? Is that what she said? It’s not even a pudding shop. You know, it’s like, I can imagine like a, a yogurt place that was pudding. Oh yeah, there you go. That’s like the pudding store. But, El Pudding Loco. TCBP? Why isn’t there a pudding store? You should open up a pudding restaurant. It’s like tubs of pudding with that gross film that sits on top of things. No, I got my Saran Wrap game down. It’s a pudding, but they’re pudding dispensers. Right? You can mix them. My favorite, yeah. The pudding store. I don’t have a favorite restaurant. Yeah, that’s why I don’t. I have favorite restaurants, but I don’t have a favorite restaurant. Oh, but you’d be a little bit mad. Yeah, I guess I would. I’m gonna change it to a one. It’s not that you wouldn’t mind at all. Like, if you were banned from all HomeStates, you know? Yeah, I would be upset about that. That would be. – I’d be upset about that. – That would be upsetting. Yeah. That’s one of my, that’s one of my favorites. Okay, let me pick a. Pudding. But, like, practically speaking, if I was banned from Starbucks, that would probably hurt even worse, cause, not that it’s anywhere near my favorite, but like. Usefulness. Utility. Utility. Let’s end on this one. Link, while body swapped with Rhett, you buy a Cybertruck. Oh, that’s expensive. How much do they cost? And it’s a Cybertruck. What do they run? $100, 000. Well, shoot. I don’t really know how you’d feel about this. Really? I think you would be, I think you would start out at a certain number. I think you’d start out at an 8, but then I think you’d go down to a 4 after about a week. Well, I said 8, but I didn’t think about where I’m going from there. I think you’re gonna, I think you’ll end up at a 4 and you’re gonna apologize to me for how you reacted. Because I’ll think it’s cool when I’m driving it? Not cool, but you’d be like, I have one, and I can say that I didn’t do it. Thanks, man. Yeah, but you have to say that every time somebody sees you get out of it. I didn’t buy this for myself. I think, you just. I just want you to know that my best friend got in my body and bought it. It’ll be a bumper sticker. My best friend body swapped with me and bought this Cybertruck. Actually, that might sell well. Yeah. That bumper sticker might sell very well. mythical.com If Elon keeps up his antics. Keep all your favorite bevs nice and cool this summer with our new Mythical and GMM Tumblers, available now at mythical.com