GMM 266: Man Never Has to Eat Food Again

and Atlanta man has figured out how to never eat again should we join him let’s talk about that I’m red and I’m linked and we’re from Omaha Nebraska good mythical morning oh good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by catalyst calm you’ve heard him a before because we’ve talked about him a lot go to their website and get a free catalog ladies and gentlemen it’s free and it will sustain you if you’re not happy with the catalog well a you can just say well it was free be you can be happy with the things that are in the catalog that’s the point reading on the toilet that’s what I recommend okay you should buy the stuff in there yeah you should do that as like a plan B okay there’s a guy from Atlanta he’s 24 years old he’s a software engineer his name is Rob Reinhardt Rob Reinhardt yeah you know I never not heard of him and he basically decided that eating was kind of a waste of time and money and so he decided you know what I want to do for efficiency sake because I’m going to create this mixture that has all the essential ingredients that I need as a human to get by something that you could live off of exclusively a mixture we’re talking like a milkshake basically oh yeah well that’s kind of life just kind of what it looks like in the pictures he branded it does it have a title Soylent oh really so if you know anything about science fiction movies from the past starring Charlton Heston you know about Soylent Green it’s people and not just be to spoil the entire movie but spoiler alert people people listen to me Hatcher you gotta tell them Charlotte breed is people so the question that in my mind just right off the bat is why Ron Rob or yeah ask anybody it doesn’t matter we’ll ask you why you I robbed right all right would he do this I mean cuz I just calls a lot of things in the question cuz I’m just asking is your Soylent is Reinhardt so I let people I don’t know maybe it is okay well first tell me what’s in it if he’s saying it’s not people and then we can talk about the ramifications and the you know the justifications for such an effort now first of all basically what he has gone and done is he has gone – he has sourced all these essential ingredients like pure ingredients like down to the molecule and you know so basically he has like straight carbohydrates he’s got a prote protein and I don’t know Lester all sodium potassium chloride fiber calcium iron lots of it so it’s like a multivitamin like vitamins it’s like a multivitamin but it also has fat in it and carbohydrate it has everything you need to survive and basically he said the way that he did this is he did an analysis of himself like his blood and some different levels so that he could then create his Soylent to match his needs and then he like started eating it exclusively or drinking it or I don’t know how I get drinking it exclusively for six weeks and during that time he had to adjust the formula a little bit cuz he put a little too much of something in there and it got sick but now he went for six weeks with eating this stuff exclusively but now he says that he didn’t die you know he said he was he felt great and all his levels were great and now he is eating a regular meal once or twice a week which I kind of feel like it’s just a total cop-out what’s the point because it’s like I thought this was about never eating again but apparently it’s about not eating as much but the point is is that you can sort of that because of the convenience of it and the cost of it is that what those were his justifications here’s what he says this is not a weight loss type of thing right I just want to clarify no he says it tastes very good I haven’t got tired of the taste in six weeks it’s a very complete sensation it’s more sweet than anything eating to me is a leisure activity like going to the movies but I don’t want to go to the movies three times a day I think I think Ron Rob let’s think yeah whatever his name is he’s confused a little bit don’t you think because eating isn’t like going to the movies Rob eating is eating is amazing if I could well I kind of think yeah what what saying is if you could go to the movies three times a day wouldn’t you do it well if it was a Mme maybe a short film or good movies yeah and they were quick if they were like 30 minutes and you could get the same out of a joint I would definitely do that if they gave me nutrients if the movie gave me nutrients at the same time giving me enjoyment which is what food does I mean let us know what you think in the comments would you go without food if you could do it I know I would clearly not go without food but for the same reason I mean it’s weird because he says it takes up time it’s a leisure activity like going to the movies well that’s the reason why I wouldn’t want to give it up because it’s something that I get to look forward to like I get up in the morning and like me and Lando first thing Lando says to me is I want some cereal you know I’m like yeah me too man what reason I get out of bed in the morning your other cereal your other son Lincoln is his name yes yes I just the other day he and Locke had come back from you know they do the once a week school thing together yeah it’s a little bit weird yeah whatever so they’re homeschooled they go to school once a week you figure it’s pretty sweet deal but anyway so they got back from school and now and Lincoln was sitting on our couch I was like Lincoln what’s your favorite part of the day what’s your favorite part of school and he was like you thought it was like he’s like lunch yeah yeah hey buddy go buddy that’s how I felt about it when I was your age you get to hang out with people you get to have some we’re sheets a– you get it is a form of entertainment to eat why deprive yourself of that i mean it’s not like sleep like when you’re sleeping you gain things that your body needs but you’re out you mean you don’t remember it so if i can go without sleep i think I would do that I would never go without eating if I had to choose okay if I had to choose definitely between not eating anymore or not sleeping anymore and all my needs would be taken care of without a doubt I would get rid of sleep because I could do twice as many things I could even eat more yeah I could stay up all night three more meal right six meals a day yeah be great and I’d be coming up with all kinds of I’ve lived two lives you’d like a different family type scenario no no I’m not different family but there would be the night Rett there would be night daytime red in the nighttime rat would be and binning things and like being a superhero and the daytime rat would be like coming and hang out with you what if I was a nighttime link I definitely think I would uh I would probably still take naps I do like naps no I went has didn’t need for I wouldn’t hang out with you because it’s healthy for us to spend we can’t spend every waking hour together if every hour is wakey we need separate night lives yeah we do when we begin to not sleep anymore we need to develop to separate lives yep maybe night link in night Rhett night Lincoln I don’t even know each other you know what night Lincoln night read in fact even in the night versions of us your name gets to go first I’m okay with that okay night Lincoln night read because we’re never together yeah no it’s kind of like it’s a comic book it’s a comic book that’s a double feature the first half is night night Lincoln all his stories the second half is night Rhett and all the stuff that he does at night and you get to write him and so go for it and then like a dream night Lincoln night Rhett we’re like going around doing things we never cross paths but we know about it and once a month once a month in the comic book uh there’s that we meet each other just in passing I think night what well every morning we meet each other when we become the day versions of ourselves and then we do what we did but at night we meet each other again once like strangers strangers strangers in the night ships in the ships in the harbor what’s the same please draw this ridiculous idea submit it to the community Rhett link I think I think this is a fanfiction opportunity you know I read night I think a night Rhett I think fanfiction gets questionable pretty quickly for costume look like because you need to give people some direction um lots of lots of skins different animal skins I wear all red you know why cuz your name is red no no no night red because you remember how we when we used to go to the gate over there Keith Hills Country Club and we were like yeah that all fireworks next to the guy yeah don’t do that don’t try that at home or at the gate at Keith bills Scott Ladner remember Scott Lantern that lived down the road he told you don’t wear black he said he’d date all dressed like ninjas when we went to do the yeah and he said if you wear black at night you’ll be seen in the darkness because you’re darker than the dark ninjas real ninjas wear red because it blends better with the dark so totally not my entire life I’ve been convinced of this truth so I’m just gonna roll with it I know it’s not logical night Rhett wears a red ninja outfit well I’m just gonna wear skins because I want to be warm you know it gets cold at night even in even around here at kicking it’s known to get called a night and the last thing I wanted to be cold when I’m out doing my night stuff so while you’re thinking about that I will say Rob one of the things that I do think seriously this is the guy who was interviewing him for BuzzFeed or wherever this is from I don’t know where it’s from we’ll put that in the description he says this could potentially help with world hunger and that’s true because this guy is develop something that if you’re not in a place you know I get it with your hunger you live a privileged life the fact that we can make decisions about what we want to eat that’s a great thing we drink the Soylent slurry and you’re good to go this dude could be on to something he could get hooked up with United Nations seriously something like UNICEF and this guy could have like but he got to change the name you can’t call it Soylent I mean think about the news reports man you know feeds all of sub-saharan Africa with Soylent that doesn’t you know you need you need a better name Rob what about slurry now that’s bad – it needs to sound like something you want to eat slurpy slurpy it’s already taken not with two V’s I think it’s taken oh well I know what night rhett and nightly can think about that independent opinion how did we get on the whole night Rhett nightly thing from having a pill we or a slurry we don’t have to because we would rather go without sleep than without food okay you know what there should be a diner that we meet at at night but we don’t sit together we sit across from each other in sort of you know technology where we’re not super heat we’re not like fighting crime I am I’m doing all kind of say you’re inventing stuff I’m inventing things and I’m fighting crime Lincoln Pence the pancake whoa you had read the pancake at night the net don’t talk to me it’s nightly you came out in the day one time got a new thing I’m going to the Patent Office later I’m gonna like I don’t know you yeah just listen no Mattel you got a new patent on this thing called that oh I don’t know you the N cake circular it’s like a waffle but it’s flat it’s smooth what an end cake you should add a P to the front of it trust me you’re just trying to get in on this thing huh I was trying to give you some overnight rest night Rhett not not helping with night links patent I wasn’t here though pancake like that you

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