my crotch is on fire finding a book about myself and have wave ever punched each other in the face let’s talk about that hi I’m James from Ireland good mythical morning know what day it is it’s this day here you know what day it is it’s Thursday I said you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means name and other things that you post on Facebook and Twitter Facebook and Twitter and other places that we might look like the community good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the Rutland community where you can groove with your friends who also like rhett and Link you can groove along just get in a slot like a record you can draw things on the ready you can type things you can publish things you can video thing yeah okay that’s relaxing it’s like yeah softly right yeah uh you matter so the things that you post matter sometimes something you know some of the things you pose matters sometimes you don’t matter some of the things you posted and someone who drew it or not they’re not as creative they’re not as insightful we appreciate them but we’re not necessarily gonna talk about them here some of the things you mail we don’t talk about here on the show or acknowledge but they all go in the mythical mail boat it gets larger all the things do not everything now we’re going to acknowledge those things I’d like to start with Facebook right off the bat Rhett Christopher there’s no Christopher Robin low-self Christopher Robin yep-yep-yep yep-yep-yep yep-yep-yep posted a photo link is that you in the middle if so why is your pants on fire now first of all I did a double triple quadruple take on this because that is you my friend I mean I’ve known you long enough to know that that is actually you and I want to know why is your pants on fire my crotch is on fire because my friends crotch is her on fire and I didn’t want to be left out I mean and these these friends I have are pretty cool especially to do it on my ride why have I never met either one of these guys that are who are sharing a fiery crotch with you because we only fire our crotches in private and you’re not invited and only we’re a Motorhead t-shirt and like a tattoo on my left bicep when I’m not around well the really tight purple t-shirt is right down your alley I mean that’s what I was thinking motherhood but Motorhead is not really in your wheelhouse well Motorhead is not really a purple t-shirt type band which I find interesting it’s ironic Toby me Daniel says I introduce my family to GMM do I get an achievement or something haha yes you get a song Toby me Daniels well I just made that decision Toby mutant I get the same song that he’s already song we’re so happy that you got your family to live with different words gonna sing that again you said you need some kind of a cheap man well I’m gonna do you one better than that and sing you a personal song we don’t know anything about hoping matome matome be told by Mattel with me Toby Montalban Montalban Montalban Montalban me told me told me told me me to meet him told me Toby matome matome matome matome Amy told him and Toby Toby Toby Toby me Toby Toby Toby Toby Toby me don’t make my lumina bowls Daniels it’s a first name and a last name Daniels it’s a first name and a last name Daniels I don’t know where the milk comes don’t be me tell me me don’t leave me I’ll do that as a battle by Mattel me mid tell them you tell me top it hope I can’t you let me do the backup and maybe else you do the you do the last name Park together one and A two and A three and a four hit do believe me third is it Toby Thursday night Amy told me they told me it was again told me me told me me Toby me told me me don’t be me Toby me till they meet Toby me Toby me Toby Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me to be me toby me told me be to me meet him told me me tell me meto be moved hope he been told me Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby me Toby mum told me Luke doping me told me me Toby me told me what it’s lost all meaning about that Toby mean anything that’s all we knew about you and I still made a song about it Britney Mays says Rhett I think you put a curse on us tall people I blew my back out after watching your video I’m sorry Britney good Wow good what do you mean good how is your back by the way it hurts I I did go to a real doctor though who has scheduled an MRI yeah what do you mean a real doctor I mean I went to a chiropractor first there’s not a real doctor and then I went to a they don’t go by doctor they do but it’s not like a real thing it’s not like a certified accredited situation it’s a chiropractor actually it is yeah from the Chiropractic Association or something they is there a doctor in front of his name doctor of chiropractic is that he’s not an MD I like to do the pseudo science and the real science and mix them together you know I’m saying so I went to the real doctor we got an MRI scheduled I think I’m gonna slip my video camera in there on the MRI situation Oh kind of you a full report um sir we found a video camera on your MRI did you swallow a video camera is that what you mean you know just in my pockets now the doctor told you to go back to who the chiropractor the fake doctor well there’s chiropractors at this doctor they have real doctors and then they have chiropractors and he told you to go to the going on right now even chiropractic but I don’t believe in it exclusively I think you need a little bit of the traditional a little bit of the pseudo well I’m glad your your on the path to recovery or on the path towards knowing what’s wrong with you see you can stop complaining I’m just saying Elisabeth pains as it is oh is it okay to be a teenager and still have a favorite stuffed animal well I watched a recent episode of my strange addiction great show by the way and this is where these people are addicted to really strange things and a great show because it makes you feel better about yourself right yeah and there was this one woman who is still like mothering teddy bears well into her marriage they don’t have kids but she takes the teddy bears out and she swings them in the playground her husband’s like I don’t know why you’re doing this they’re just teddy bears you know they like get him to like act out the registrations and stuff he could he was a they’re just teddy bears I don’t know why you’re making them swing they don’t know it they’re teddy bears so anyway it’s a problem you should yeah teenagers shouldn’t like stuffed animals too much you definitely should have them in your bed get rid of it because you’re gonna become that’s this adult there you’re gonna be on a reality TV show right Linc uh yeah that’s exactly right I mean I would never still have a stuffed animal I would never do that uh-uh let’s move on Rashmi Sharma if someone gave you a book it’s a good question and you started to read it realizing it was the story of your life would you finish it to the end you can answer this in the comments because Rashmi this is a good question if someone gave you a book you started realising it realize reading it realizing it was a story of your life would you finish it to the end question one is how would you know it was a story of your life would it start Rhett James McLaughlin born October 11th 1970 a right then it was about me because it’s your name and it was the same birthday did birth date and all that or I’d be just a terrible no velak coincident of times in the worst of times then I have to keep reading you know is this about me so I mean really the for me the answer is easy realizing it was the story of your life would you finish it to the end my answer is I would have already done that because whenever I read any book I read the last line first what I only the last sentence is kind of like a game I play so it’s like I read the last sentence and because it’s this risk of is the very last sentence gonna spoil the whole thing and then I like I’m able to interpret the whole book and as I’m reading to see if I’ve spoiled it and the bungee cord broke the end I haven’t read that book that’s about you really you read my book yeah see but then I wouldn’t nothing halfway through when it dawned on me that this is don’t go bungee jumping oh my gosh this book is about me so it’s a really it if you it this is a creative way to say if you knew how you were gonna leave this earth would you find out you know I mean there’s more to this question I think but oh this is a tough one I I think you can change it right I think yes in my answer this question is if I knew when and how I was going to leave this earth I would find out because then I would know exactly how to spend those those last days and you may say oh well you should live every day like you used to the last day of your life you know I’m sure there’s a country song about that yeah but I’m just saying I want to kind of pace myself you know if I’m gonna die next week then I gotta get to I gotta get to Italy or something you know if I really been there if I really can’t change it I don’t want to know because you know life is full of surprises unless you already know and then it’s not it sucks well I would just read the end I wouldn’t read everything oh you would only read the end yeah okay um let’s read this one okay uh my brother and I think you guys are the best and I love good mythical morning so I decided to make you guys some things out of duct tape and my brother made me say he made them too huh for rhett and Link I’m a your brother made it stylish duct tape hats I’m sorry if they don’t fit right it’s kind of hard to make duct tape hats without the the person right there and I use my brother’s big head and then he apologizes Rhett I’m sorry my brother made your hat and I made link so if you don’t like it and are jealous of links I can send you one of links so you can see you can show it on good mythical morning this is from Nate and Caden so apparently there’s some brother issues here Nate’s got some problems with Caden he doesn’t think he makes a good hat think Kate makes a great hat my house huge doesn’t made a cape for Jason made a cape with Jason which link has on I can be wearing Jason’s cape I do think the brim needs some reinforcement I would I will say that Caden but what you can’t really key Jason I’ll give you your cape when we’re done with this trust we have to look directly at you to see it it’s like I got blinders on okay now I want to acknowledge some of the stuff that we’ve got for the male boater we’re going to glue all this stuff on Emily sent us some sort of awesome tight rock from Anthem Arizona and then John’s into something some baby bottles from Eagle Mountain Utah apparently the baby is no longer on the artificial teat Liam from Pennsylvania sent us a stuffed animal monkey and Cory sent us a finger skateboard look at this thing it’s it’s thing is going well we got a moustache wallet from I think that’s Anna no Molly Ali Rey Thank You Molly and she sent us a big wallet and then a little wallet for the mythical Boulder this is great the boulder is growing by leaps and bounds or at least in circumference and diameter we also got these amazing Star Trek communicators take one of those there this is amazing from NOAA see thanks for sitting as these these are like totally vintage to think yours works I can’t see the wooden Boulder I can’t turn my head red takes links lunch order and keeps getting it wrong hey a second here I’m gonna go grab some lunch and I would use the communicator I am aboard the ship and you are many inches away listen I’m heading out to the space lunch station Roger that and I don’t get some grub what do you want then I’ll take I’ll take a Subway sandwich just like it’s pictured on the menu okay so you want a burger nope I want this I’ll bring up a me I want over ten-four I want the subway so much just like it’s pictured on the menu the one with all the meats spaghetti and meatballs with the pitcher lemonade okay got it what else I’m telling you have to say over what else over oh you can hear that part huh Oh