Hot diggity dog. We got some wild stadium foods. – Let’s talk about that. (bright upbeat music) Gooooood Mythical Morning – We’ve had some big, bulky, and downright bizarre stadium foods, but that got me thinking, what happened to the simpler, more portable stadium foods? – Yeah, like something you don’t inevitably drop on your pants and have to awkwardly wash off in the stadium bathroom? – Yes, there’s gotta be some cool food creations that are easy to eat too. – Mm-hmm. Me thinks wieners. – AAh. – Mm-hmm. – Me thinks wieners too. – Yeah. Me thinks wieners a lot. – Yeah. A lot? – No. I mean- – How much? – With this question. – Just an appropriate amount? – Right. Right. – Just enough. Me thinks wieners just enough. – Right. It’s time for “Hut! Hut! Bite! Crazy Stadium Foods, Wieners Edition.” (bright music) – Welcome to the Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, Hiking Everywhere Stadium. – Mm-hmm. Let’s see who we got on the field today. – Hey, it’s Matt Lee McConaughey here, representing the great State of Texas. – Nice. – As you know, I’m the brother-in-law of the famous motivational speaker, Matthew McConaughey. – Oh. – So I will be saying some motivational lines to you to get you motivated. – Great. – [Matt] To throw that football correctly. – I can’t wait. – All right, all right, all right. – Hi. – Hey. – It’s me Florida, or as I like to call it, Disney World. – Yeah. – Yes. – You’ve been recently? – Oh, have I been recently? I’ve been twice today. – [Rhett] Oh wow. – Okay. Yeah, ’cause you gotta take a nap and then go back. – Absolutely. – [Link] All right. – Hi, I’m Nevada, the wedding capital of the world. Woo! – [Link] Woo! – Not all those weddings will last. – Uh-uh. – Oh. – Mine certainly did. But it’s okay. I’m here for my friend’s bachelorette. I haven’t seen them, but if you see them, tell them that I’m at the Circus Circus. – Okay. – Best hotel on the strip. – Okay. – Keep an eye out. – Howdy, gentlemen. It’s me, Arizona. And unfortunately it’s been a long time since I’ve played Red Dead Redemption II, so I don’t really know a lot about the Old West. My history’s a little hazy, but we’re gonna get there. – Okay. – We’re gonna figure it out. – All right. – Hey, boys, it’s me, Rhett. – And me, Link. – We sound totally different. And we’re from North Carolina. – First in flat, last in total number of people who have been to the dentist. (attendees laughing) – Rhett, Link, you look great today. Are you aware that there is a burglar in between you? – A burger, you say? We love burgers here in. – North Carolina. – And finish each other’s sentences. I love that, okay. – Yeah. That’s what we do. – Hi, I’m Will Boy from Ohio. I think we’ve met. – Yes. – And wanna see something? Watch this. Watch this. Ready? Ready? – What is that? – It’s the face that you make. – Oh. – Oh. – I can make your face. – Yeah, okay. Yep. Good. You made it. – Wow. – You did it. – Thanks for being here. All right. – Hey, what’s going on? It’s Massachusetts. It’s your boy, Leonard Smith Jr. And I don’t know if you noticed those knocks at your window last night, but that was me standing outside with a boombox over my head and I was butt-ass naked. (attendees laughing) – I’m glad I didn’t look. – Waiting for your love. – All right. I feel like you’re only looking at me. – [Rhett] Yeah. It was your house, man. – Right? – It wasn’t. – Listen, Massachusetts was the first state to abolish slavery. So this thing wouldn’t be happening right now. – Okay. All right. (Rhett laughing) Now I feel like I have to be totally on board. (attendees laughing) Great, right. Come by anytime. (attendees laughing) – Thank you, Massachusetts. – Oh. – I’m the leader of the toughest, punchenest, most murderous biker gang out of Bakersfield, California. And I love three things. A shot of Wild Turkey in the morning, the feeling of brass knuckles punching human face flesh, and my little calico kitty when she sticks her tongue out, blip. What can I say? I’m a cat dad. – He’s a cat dad. We’ve got quite a lineup today. I can’t wait to throw some footballs at ’em, but of course we have to have a coin flip first. We have to. – Essential, essential. KG? – Whoa. – What’s up! Favorite referee in the house. – Wow. – Okay. – She brought her own sound effects. – All right, all right. – And a disco ball. KG, it’s always great to see you. – Yeah, it’s nice to see you. – Anyway, so we’re gonna do the coin flip. You guys had a tie last time, so I get to pick who gets to call it, and I think I’ll have Rhett call it ’cause he actually enjoys me. – Oh! – Okay. – Anyway. – I enjoy what you do, I just don’t think we need it. – Okay. Anyway. – Heads. – Heads. You’ll go second. – Boo! – All right. – I’ll take that. – Thank you, KG, I enjoyed that. – [Stevie] Okay, now that you’ve met all the states, which one is home to our first Wild Stadium Hot Dog creation. This is the Dilly Dog, hollowed out giant pickle with a hot dog in the center. It’s then battered and fried like a corn dog. – Dang. – Thank you for cutting this. – This is- – Oh. – Oh, hey. – And the game is getting interesting. – Hey, when Sean does that, we say “Sean, bad boy.” – You shouldn’t shame him for that. It’s just- – It’s not even supposed to happen anymore. He’s neutered. – Oh. – It’s natural. (attendees laughing) – Hmm. – Dang, that’s good. That’s exactly what you would expect it to taste like. And I expected it to taste good and it did. – I really love it as well. – You got greasy hands. – Oh yeah. Gimme- – No, there’s a whole sack. – There’s a whole sack? – You’re going first. You know what? Let me push this back in. – Okey dokey. Hmm. Now Florida, I’m looking at you because when I think corn dog, Rhett never shuts up about the Disney corn dogs. – The ones at Disney. Yes! The ones at Disney. I don’t even know if you would get a corn dog anywhere other than Disney. – Corn Dog Castle. Corn Dog Castle. – Corn Dog Castle, yes. Yes! – But they don’t have a pickle in it, I don’t think. – Yes, they do! The one in California at Little Red Wagon has a pickle, and soon one is opening up a Disney World, right next to the Avatar ride. – With a pickle? – Yes. – Huh. – With a pickle inside it. And you dip it in peanut butter. This is so incredible. It’s so hard to feel happy after my son and my husband died in that car accident, and Disney gives me so much joy. – Okay, I’m talking to somebody else now. (attendees laughing) – [Rhett] So dark. – That’s a good guess. Everybody else, I mean anybody else could have a corn dog and a pickle. Pickle’s kinda shaped like, I don’t know, like an ear of corn. Corn dog corn. – Yeah, and do you know I live in a cornfield- – Oh, you do? – By myself? Yeah. My parents left me and I live in a cornfield. – Is everybody an orphan or? – Yeah. – I have a great relationship with my parents, Brad and Sheila. – Okay. (everybody laughing) I think that the Disney connection is real and it’s moving to nearby stadiums. – Hmm. – So. ♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪ – Okay. Licensing. Licensing! – It went in. I did it! – It went in! That works. – It disappeared. It just disappeared. – It went in. – Okay. They like doing things big in Texas. – Don’t leave crumbs. Now what do I mean by that? What do I mean by that? What do I mean by that? If you leave crumbs around, that’s how you get ants. (attendees laughing) – Thanks for that. – I got a lot of good advice. – We also love our corn dogs in North Carolina. – You know, in North Carolina, every child grows up to be either very tall. – Or very awkward, oblivious, and altogether off-putting. (attendees laughing) – I will warn you, if you talk to them, they’re gonna say things like that. And if you throw at them, they’re gonna try to make out. – Oh, oh, oh, I hope that don’t happen. – [Link] Maybe we’ll save that for another day. – Okay, you know what? I think this is Texas. That makes the most sense to me. – All right, all right. – Here we go. – All right. – [Rhett] Here we go. – Hey. – There it is. – All right. Our answers are locked in. – The Dilly Dog is from Texas. – No! – Whoa. – I didn’t even understand your rationale. – Six points to Rhett. – Big. – [Stevie] But Link, you still have an opportunity to gain three points if you can guess, which pro league baseball team in Texas serves this dog in their stadium? (no audio) – And he doesn’t answer? – [Stevie] Well, there’s no “Three, two, one.” – Okay, good. – [Stevie] Because you’re the only one answering. – Three, two, one. Rangers. – [Stevie] Link! It’s the Rangers. – Yes! Yes! – Everyone’s a winner. – But I got less points. – Yeah, I hope so. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Next up we have the Homegrown Dog, a classic hot dog accompanied by fried chicken, buttered biscuit crumbles, and homemade sausage gravy. – Good God. – Buttered biscuit crumbles- – Keep falling apart. – Is a great idea. I haven’t heard of that being a topping on anything before. Buttered biscuit crumbles. – Dang, that is good. And a little bit of messy. Who goes first this time? – I gotta get the dog from the back. – Still Link? – No, you’re winning, so now you go first. – Is that how it works? – Mm-hmm. – Okay. – I need an advantage. – All right. Buttered biscuit crumbles. Is that something that happens in Arizona? – Well, I tell you what, it looks like a plate of food I serve to my 8-year-old son after his 14 hour shift panning for gold. I haven’t named him yet. gonna see if he makes it. – Because you’re on the frontier. – On the frontier. Yeah. I’m unfamiliar with some of these names we got up here. – You got any names in mind for your son? – Ooh, probably Jebediah, Jedediah. Jeremiah. (attendees laughing) Shebediah. – Okay, yeah, yeah. – Yeah, okay, I see a pattern here. – Or Billy. – Or just Billy. – And you’ll name him if he doesn’t? – Die before the age of 10. – Die. – Diah. Could have just said Diah. – It’s really good. I get it. – You know what? I think this is North Carolina. I mean, we got the whole biscuit thing. – Oh, you know about biscuits. At one point I told you that here in North Carolina we thought L-G-B-T-Q stood for Let’s Go Biscuit Tasting. – Quick. – But I was only joking. – Right. – We think L-G-B-T-Q. – Stands for. – Look, Good Boys Trust QAnon. (attendees laughing) – I’m just kidding. – We think L-G-B-T-Q. – Stands for Lots of Guns Brought To Quinceaneras. – Yeah. – Wow. Okay. So it’s kinda like a multiple-choice thing at this point. – Choose your own adventure. – All right, I’m coming in. I hope you’re right so that we don’t have to talk to them anymore. – Here we go. Coming at you. Don’t make us kiss. Don’t make us kiss. – All right, all right, all right. – Oh no. Oh. (lips smacking) – You’ve been eating biscuits. – Oh, you know I’ve been eaten biscuits. – Okay. Okay. – Oh God. Oh God. Gosh. – Okay, all right. It’s done. The deed is done. – Wow. Sorry about all that. – Oh gosh, yeah. Southern biscuits. You know, I didn’t know that North Carolina owned biscuits, but you seem to say we did. – Biscuitville, man. – [Link] Biscuitville. – Biscuit Bill was my father. – Biscuit Bill? – Biscuit Bill. – He said Biscuitville. – Biscuit Bill was my father. – [Link] Right. (attendees laughing) – It made him think about his father. – Oh God. Florida, do you consider yourself the south? – I consider myself a mouse. (attendees laughing) – Okay. All right. – Like Mickey. Did know that Disney World owns over 30,000 acres of land? Which is more than the size of San Francisco. – Great. (attendees laughing) What could be further from the south in California? But you can adopt, you know, all types of cuisine. – That’s right, we can adopt, just like I adopted the cutest little calico kitty in the world. That’s right. I love her to death. There’s only one sound more beautiful than my calico kitty eating her crunchies in the morning, num, num, num. And that sound is when me and my biker gang, Satan’s Friends from College, take an undercover cop and drown him in a bathtub full of homemade moonshine. Yeah, I’m a cat dad. – Will you adopt me too? – I can’t see you over there. If you’re a cat, yes. If you’re a human, probably not. – [Link] Oh gosh. What? – But I will sell you heroin. (attendees laughing) – [Rhett] That would be a no, Ohio. – I want heroin. I love heroin. – All right. (attendees laughing) I have to block out your North Carolina ’cause I believe it’s North Carolina. – Oh really? Well this is your opportunity to move ahead if I’m wrong. – Do you wanna hear what I think? – No. – I may not know if this hot dog comes from North Carolina. – But North Carolina is the state that gave us. – Michael Jordan’s. – Gambling addiction. (attendees laughing) – Here you go. – Oh. – Look at that. – Woo-hoo. We did it! – One try. If we’re both right, I feel like I should get- – That’s not on the rules. – All right. – [Stevie] The Homegrown Dog is from Arizona. – No! – Nice. – Indeed. And I’d like to point out that Link told me before we started filming that I wasn’t allowed to make jokes about kids with guns, but apparently kids with heroin is on the table, so it’s gone. – [Stevie] That is very specific guidance. – [Arizona] Try that out next time. – [Stevie] Okay, you both have a chance this time to earn three points if you can guess which pro baseball league team in Arizona serve this dish. – Hold on a second. Now we gotta figure out- – You will get a countdown. – We gotta figure it out. – You said baseball? – Mm-hmm. – Baseball. – [Link] Oh crap. All right. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – Cardinals – Suns. – [Stevie] Cornels? – Cardinals. – [Stevie] It’s the Arizona Diamondbacks. – Diamondbacks! Yeah. – Oh. – Yeah, I knew that one because my ex-fiance asked for the diamond back when I was butt naked when I proposed to her. (attendees laughing) (upbeat music) – You know what you should do? You should check out episode two of Roll for Mythicality, our new Dungeons & Dragons show, featuring some awesome mythical crew, including Emily, Trevor, McKayla, Lilly, and a special guest every week. This week Link is that special guest. – Mm-hmm. – You can watch Roll For Mythicality now as a first, second, or third degree member at MythicalSociety.com. – It’s so much fun. Plus, don’t forget to play Think It and Sink It, the Daily Trivia companion to “Good Mythical Morning,” every Sunday through Thursday. It’s free, so go over there and see if you can predict what’s gonna happen on the next day’s episode. – [Stevie] Okay, what I’m about to say is just the name of this dish, so don’t read anything else into it. This is the Hot Link Corn Dog, a chipotle sausage, hand dipped in corn batter, smothered in cheese sauce, and sprinkled with Hot Cheetos dust. – Golly. – And it has nothing to do with me, huh, is what you’re trying to say? – That’s what I’m saying. – Uh-huh. Wasn’t inspired by anyone’s opinion? – Mm. That sausage is so, what’s the word? Intestinal. – Ooh, gross. Don’t say that. – It actually tastes really good, but are we back in Florida with the corn dog? – We could be. Hey, have you seen “Big Hero 6?” – Hmm, no. And I haven’t seen the first five either. Well, how about, yeah, I’ve seen it. (attendees laughing) – That is awesome! That is awesome! Did you know, on average, 1,000 people move to Florida every single day? And I assume it’s for the same reason that I did, because your family dies in a horrific car crash and you need some kind of joy in your life. – There’s so much sadness in the middle of this board. (attendees laughing) – Well, let’s see. Is it any happier in Massachusetts? – I’ve been waiting on that call, waiting on that call for a long time, sitting by the phone. ‘Cause I dunno if you know this, the first phone demonstration happened in 1876, March 10th, in Boston, Massachusetts. – Okay. – Waiting on that phone call. – I don’t know your number. – I’ve been sitting butt naked on the couch. – Yeah, I know. – Waiting for you to call me. – I think it’s 1-900-Butt-Naked. You gotta pay a dollar a minute though, so you better know what you wanna say before you call. – But it’s B-U-T-Naked. – Yeah, okay. You know what? I think Massachusetts is crazy enough to do this, so I’m coming at you. – Please. – Oh, there it is. – Okay. It could be anybody I feel like. Except for, you know, Arizona and Texas. – Oh. (attendees laughing) – That is how the game works. – So lots of cheese, lots of sausage. Ohio, I’m feeling like this could be you. It seems like a. – Pick me. Pick me. Do you wanna see something cool? Watch this. Ready? Watch. – Oh, it’s another face. – It’s a clover. – A what? – A clover. They grow. – Oh. – Clovers. – A clover. – Clover. For what? Four leaf clover lucky. – Okay. So cute, so cute. – Yeah. – That was cool. – You know what else is cool? What is that? Some kinda hot dog on a stick? Wow. (attendees laughing) – If only Carney was here today- – Fake layers. – He’d be getting a kick outta that. – Layers. There’s layers. – All right, fine. I’m gonna go back to North Carolina. Because- – I always find a way to lose. – It could be anybody. (attendees laughing) Look at that aim. – Wow. Look, we both got it. – [Link] Oh yeah, chompy, chompy, boys. – We’re just making out with a football. – Lady and the Tramp. – We would totally do this. – [Stevie] Again, I swear this has nothing to do with you, but the Hot Link Corn Dog is from California. – Oh, snap. – That’s right. I had one right after I stabbed a guy with a box cutter behind a strip club. (attendees laughing) You know, they say that a cat will eat its owner’s face if the owner dies. – Yeah. – I don’t know about that. But it will eat the face of a guy you stabbed with a box gutter behind a strip club. They have a good day. – Oh, gosh. – “I don’t know about that.” – All right. – [Stevie] Okay, there’s still three points on the line for each of you if you can guess which pro league baseball team in all of California. – Pro league baseball team. – [Stevie] Serves this hot dog. – Okay, ready. – Three, two, one. – Padres. – Angels. – [Stevie] It’s the Dodgers. – Ah. – Neither of us guessed that, Link. – We shoulda guessed that. – [Stevie] Which means, Link, I’m sorry, you lose. You do have to be Rhett’s ball boy in Good Mythical More, and I don’t really know what that means. – We’re gonna find out though. – Yeah. All right. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now y’all say, you know what time it is. – [All Contestants] You know what time it is. – I’m Nathan. We’re from Northern Kentucky. We just did our fantasy football draft. About to do the international taste test, and it’s time- – [All Contestants] To spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Good luck, boys. – That’s a full day. Click the top link to see us play tabletop sports games in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] Watch episode two of Roll For Mythicality Our Dungeons & Dragons show, now at MythicalSociety.com. (no audio)