Face tattoos, piercings, plastic surgery. Which looks best on us? Hmm. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Humans have been modifying their bodies since the dawn of time with things like piercings, dramatic makeup, or tattoos that make the Internet think you’re a beautiful, butch woman. With technological advancement in the cosmetic field growing every day, we wanted to see what would it look like if we had some body modifications of our own. Now, we are neither promoting nor disparaging cosmetic surgery. What you do with your body is up to you. And what we do with our bodies is up to our lovely graphics department. It’s time for body mod check head and torso edition. Gentlemen, you’re about to be presented with 24 new versions of you, each one featuring a different body mod. You’ll rate how good you think you you look on a scale of one to 100, you’ll also rate how good you think the other guy looks. And then we’ll take your combined scores, and at the end, we’ll see which mods you each look best and worst in. Are you ready? And we’re going to agree right now to do the thing that we think we look best in. In Good Mythical More today. That’s right. We have, we have a body modifier. On hand on stand? Yep. Yep. I wouldn’t know if I wanted to say on hand or on standby. On standby. I hope you — Doing a handstand. One of those bagels in your foreheads when I’m… Yes. Let’s kick things off with our first category, piercings, starting with earlobe studs. Earlobe studs. Now, we both have done this. Well, actually, we both did hoops. Oh, you did hoop on the top of your earring. I never had my ear pierced here. You had both of your ears pierced. But I didn’t do studs. I did. I had my cartilage pierced at the top of one ear because I wanted to be different and it hurt like Hades. I don’t think this looks particularly good on either one of us. I do not like it on me at all. It looks worse on you. Looks much worse on me. I’m gonna give myself a 45 Out of 100? Yep. I’m gonna give you a 68 on that. Oh, I think for me, I’m gonna give that a seven. I don’t like it at all. I’m giving you a twelve. Earlobe hoops. Here we go. It got worse on you somehow. It did get worse. I don’t really understand what is happening here. I was kind of hoping the picture of me would change because I didn’t want to keep looking at that picture. I’m gonna give you a four. Out of 100? Out of 100. Be sure you remember. Yeah, you’ve got a little pirate now. This is a low score. I like it. I think it’s more fitting. You searching for that booty. I found it. I’m gonna give myself a 75. Have you been able to unlock the chest? Yes. Yep. That’s part of the agreement. 75 for me. Well, if you don’t say so yourself. I think I would. I think the hoops work, especially with a hairpin. I do not like that as good for you. And as your friend, I’m gonna give you a 49. Oh, you like the studs better than the hoops? Weird. Yeah, definitely. I gotta give myself a one on that one. I don’t want to look like my nana just because I love her. Earlobe dangling. Oh, wow. We’re still there. How does it keep getting worse? I don’t know. Going to a two on Link here. Is there one on the other ear, too? Yep. We can only imagine. Well, I have to leave room for it to get even worse. Yeah, well, two. I’m giving it a two. I don’t particularly like this on me. I’m gonna give myself a 39. What is it, by the way? Is it a dragon fly? It’s got some feathers. It’s a horse fly. Feathers with an egg sac coming out of its wings. Yep. That’s what I was thinking. But ignite on the town. We could each wear one. That’d be fun. What’s your score for Rhett? Thirty-one. Ear industrial bar. Okay. Okay. Why are these all kind of working for you and not me at all? It’s just I don’t. I don’t like either one. 25 for both of us. I give Rhett a 60. I’m gonna give me a 19. Ear gauges. Okay, here we go… Again. Real bad on you. All right. Yeah. I went to high school in the nineties is what that says. 23 for Link. Thank you. I’m gonna give myself a nice, solid 42. I need a scoring aid. for Rhett. I almost looked down. I don’t like this as much for you. I’m gonna give it a 50. I’ll go with a 48. Nose septum. That’s bad for you. In front of the mustache. That’s bad. Especially on the mustache. 20. 20 for me. I’m gonna give that a 19 for me. You can almost forget that it’s there. I don’t know. It’s not the end of the world horrible. 40. There’s something interesting that happens with glasses. Glasses really send a face in a certain direction that then when you start adding things to it, it gets. Those glasses don’t fit with that. You basically establish a perspective for a person based on glasses, and then other things happen, and it doesn’t compliment it. Yeah. Where? Well, score it. 35. Nose bridge. Okay. Oh, my God. Oh, it has to hurt. And does it go. Does it curl around the top of your bridge of your nose, or is it straight as an arrow? It’s a rod that’s going through that skin right there. Oh, my God. I hate it. I really, really dislike it on me. It looks like they got two more eyeballs that are like kinda — 17. 17 on me. Grow out. I’m fine with this. Cause I just put my glasses on over it, and you don’t see it. And maybe that my glasses could — Well, my glasses could connect to it magnetically, and I wouldn’t need sides. There you go. I’ll give you a 50. I’m gonna give myself a 68 for this. I’m gonna give you a ten. I hate it. Eyebrow This is like a torture stud. What is this called? It’s got a flange on it. This is not bad on you. You have to wear leather. If you don’t wear leather comfortably, you could have leather. You can’t do that. I’ll give you a 64. I don’t wear leather. I’m gonna give me a 35. Don’t like it. I feel like I should have made a different face. I’ll just be honest with you. Now that we’re this far in, I just feel like I shouldn’t have been smiling, but I’m gonna give myself a 34. Maybe surprised? I’m gonna give you a 34. It’s hard to give both of us a score. It’s exhausting, actually. This is a hard job. Lip Ashley. It’s in the lip. Oh, my God. As opposed to, like, a labret, which is below it in the sole patch area. This is the only part of my mouth you can see, so I get points for that. I hate it on you. I’m gonna give it a 29 for you. No, I’m giving myself a 50 because it’s doing something interesting with the only part of my mouth you can see. What? I don’t want something sharp where I kiss. I don’t understand. I don’t think it’s sharp. What do you think? What do you think? Isn’t it a stone? I don’t think it’s dangerous. I’m gonna give myself a 51. I think it looks pretty good on you, but I would be worried that you would hurt yourself with it because you bite your lip lot. Yeah, I feel like you’d end up breaking a tooth. Yep. Thank you for that. So I’m gonna give you a 24. Okay. Thank you. Lip Medusa. Medusa. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God. You’re just horrifying. But I think that the mustache would actually come over at something, so… I get stuff stuck in my mustache all the time. So I know what this is like. It’s like when a booger falls out and gets caught on. Oh, that. And that’s what it looks like. It looks like a tick is getting plump on your upper. I really, really hate this on me. I’m gonna give myself a five. I’m gonna give you a ten. I’m gonna give me a five. Because it really looks like a snot droplet on my nose. I feel like this should be, like, a different color. A non booger color. But as it stands, 17 Like, why would you do that? Nipple straight bars. Here we go. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. All right. I’m still happy. Didn’t have to use our actual bodies. Could have used somebody else’s with all the freaking Photoshop y’all do around here. Put somebody else’s body on our head in a realistic, yet better way. And maybe next time I’m gonna. You gotta do a picture with my shirt off. Just give me a warning. I tan up a little bit. Yeah, we need to tan. You can tan us in post as well. I would trim my uneven chest bush. You know, my chest hair. It kinda looks like my nipples have caught on fire. And then it’s becoming a bigger fire in the middle of my chest. What I will say is that Not a lot. Your face is too big for my body. Your face. Well, that’s true. But what I was saying is. Your face is saying, I’ve got my shirt off, and I don’t know how to feel about it. I just look too proud. Yeah, you do, right? It’s like I don’t even realize my shirt’s off. Even a background would’ve made it more flattering. Okay, we’re talking the straight bar nipple piercing! Now I like that. I really don’t like it on me. 18. Well, fine. I don’t want you to have it anyway. Cause I’m thinking about getting this. So I’m giving you a nine and giving me a 99. Why? Because it makes them easier to grab. Hey, this is my show. You asked me a question. You’re gonna get the answer. And you almost. You almost permanently damaged my nipples. What is happening? I mean, it looks better on you than it looks on me. I’ll give you a 61. Mikayla was shocked at my nipples Thank you. All right, get it off of here. Nipple horseshoe barbell. Okay. It got a little bit better on me. It did get better on you. Cause now you can see it. It goes below the edge of the nipple. I really don’t understand this. I know we’re not, like. We’re not judging people for doing this, but I’m just saying that, like, it’s just an accident waiting to happen. I’m so, like, injury averse that, like, adding something to that part of my body. Yeah. Something to get snagged. Oh, my God. I’m gonna give myself a 48 on this one. And I’m gonna give you… 64. I’m gonna give myself a 69, and I’m gonna give you a 39. Nipple ring. Oh, God. Come on, guys. Now you can hook that up to things. Right. That’s even worse. I don’t like this as much. I’m gonna give myself a 60. And I’m gonna give you a 55. I’ll give myself a 52. I’ll give you a 65. That concludes our piercings category. Next up, we have tattoos neck and above, starting with face. Okay. Yep. Christy and Jesse. What we have on our butts currently is now on our face. The problem with you is that it looks like it could just be on your glasses. I got my Christy glasses. You could be like, oh, Christy glasses, huh? It’s one of my favorite brands… For you, this is all you needed to look like Nicolas Cage from Con Air. The hair is the same. A face tattoo actually is not a bad move for me. 71. I’ll give you a 68. I’m gonna give me a 29. Yeah. The glasses thing is really throwing me off. 34. That’s got to hurt. You’re already inching towards this. I feel like I could do this now. Why did you put a cabbage on there? I don’t know. I’m gonna give you a. Everybody likes cabbage. A 60. But you do agree it’s a cabbage. Oh, yeah. All right. I’m gonna give myself a 83. Whoa. I do think it works a little bit better on you. I’ll give you a 78. I’ll give myself a 62. Yeah. It makes you look a little too dirty. Permanent makeup. Eyebrows. My eyebrows are getting, like, a lot lighter. But why did you change the shape so much? Mine’s not that much different than mine are. I’m gonna give you 86. I’m gonna give me a 22. I don’t like it on either one of us, but I think it works a little bit better on me. I’ll give myself a 48. I’ll give you a 28. How do you do it? How do you look at us for so long? Like, you do this multiple times a week, maybe five times a week. How do you do it? I can’t bear to do this much longer. Look at myself. I can’t. I think that it just. I think it wears off, right? You forget that it’s a person. You forget that we’re people. Permanent makeup, eyeliner. this really is not working on me. Something went wrong for you. It’s like my eyes closed up. You need to keep going. You need to paint more. What happened? I’m squinting too much on this picture. That’s a two for me. You kind of look like a fish. Yeah, it’s not great. I’m gonna give you a five. It’s not that bad on you. I’m just a little emo. It’s not that bad on you. 45. I might give you a 51. That concludes the tattoos, neck and above category. Finally, we have our cosmetic surgery and dentistry category, starting with grills. Hell, yes. Yes, dude. Yes. I hate me right now, but you are rocking it, dude. You look like fricking riff raff, man. Yes… We both look like — 89 for Rhett. The problem is, I have to make that face in order for you to see my teeth. I’m gonna give myself a 42. Chappie, you took this picture of me? Yeah. You were there too. It looks like you got corn teeth. You were there too. It’s corn teeth, man. Yeah, that’s bad. That’s bad for the homie… 44. 14 for me. I’m not happy with that. I really thought I would do. I’d be able to pull that off. Disappointed… Lip filler. Oh, wow. Okay, so nothing happened to me. Did my nose get swollen too? It makes my nose look totally different. Please tell me that you did something to my nose too. They did nothing to your nose, man. Doesn’t it make my nose look different? It makes your filtrum too small. And it’s crazy that my nose looks so different. I feel like I look the same, so whatever I would give myself, I think I give myself. On a good day, I give myself a 73. You think that you look the same? Yeah, yeah, yeah. His bottom lip is just shinier. Yeah, it’s just shinier. 73. Yeah. You look like you have a dip in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is me dipping. 73. And Link. I look like Princess Diana’s son. You mean one of the princess? Yeah, I guess so. Well, which one, William or Harry? Which one? Which one married Meghan Markle? Harry. But neither one of them have lips like him. You put his nose. But the nose. I have Princess Di’s nose. You looked at that. I’m so. I can’t believe that that’s my nose. It is, man. It’s your nose. Yeah. I give you a 25 on that Forehead lift. What? What did you do? There’s too much space where there shouldn’t be. What in the hell? Now, if I could get Jesse tattooed in that spot. Now, if you’d open your eyes more as a result of it, it might look good. Who knows? It does not look good in this state. I think it does open the eyes a bit. I don’t like that at all. 20. 20. For what? For me. For Rhett. Now, for me… It looks a little bit better. I mean, that’s excited. When I raise my eyebrows, that’s now where they fall. Yeah. It’s like you were able to raise your eyebrows without raising your eyelids, which is interesting. Yeah… Can I still raise my eyebrows above that level? I think it creates a new starting point. So then they go up again. They could go again. So I’m gonna give you a 68 for that. That’s cool. I mean — You could be the most surprised man on Earth. Effortlessly, effortlessly surprised. Go go gadget eyebrows. He’s always surprised to see me. Yep. That’s an 80 Buccal fat removal. Oh, buccal fat. Yeah, that’s this part. Yeah. I thought it was bucol, but it’s not. I have a lot of that, apparently, because I’ve become a different person. I’m trying to think, like, for me, it definitely looks like I’ve been on a ship too long. You’ve lost your bottom teeth. Yeah, I got scurvy, man. Yeah, you got scurvy. So I’m giving you a 15. So that’s a 20 for me. For you. I’m trying to think, like — Who knew my chin could get sharper? I didn’t know you. I think it might work. I’ll give you a. I’ll give you a 57. Come on, dude. That’s all. I mean, look at that chiseled look, man. Okay, 67. All right, I’ll give it a 67. You lobbied yourself to a 67. Double 67 Chin surgery. Oh Rhett! Yes. What? That is what — Ooh. Okay, let’s be like, y’all. I know you did your best. but, I mean, I know you never. You hadn’t seen my mouth very often, but that ain’t what my mouth looks like. My mouth doesn’t look like somebody cut it with a knife to make a hole in the face. God, I now know why we did this episode just for this moment. I mean, I just feel like, what would it be like to have lips and have to begin to consider this? Because the ironic thing is I actually look better than this with my beard gone. Yeah, you do. Well, the real ironic thing. The ironic thing is that, like, people been talking about how much I look like a lesbian, but you look like a lesbian here. I don’t think that lesbian would be very popular. Well, I’m not saying a popu — You look like an unpopular lesbian. Stevie, weigh in on this. I’m good. What about any of the other lesbians that work here? Anybody else want to weigh in? I think that if I were to get chin surgery, whatever is involved in it, it would give me the option to not have a beard, and I don’t think it would look like this. So I’m gonna go with the what I imagine it could be, and I’m gonna give myself a 71. That’s wild, dude. I’m gonna have to give this an 86. It’s awesome. Oh, wow. Thank you. And I guess you did something to me. Is that the joke? You didn’t do anything to me? The chin is a little larger. The gap between chin and goozle is smaller. Okay. But the goozle’s quite large… I’ve been thinking about getting goozle reduction surgery. Now that Stevie’s brought it up, I’m just. It’s confirmed. It’s very painful. Very painful recovery. I give me a nice. solid 80. I’ll give you an 81. Thank you. Nose job. Yeah, you straighten my nose out, which is good. Cause I got a deviated septum. Oh, wow. So I’d probably be able to breathe. Go back and forth. Toggle it for me. Yeah. See how. See how my nose looks like it was broken? Wow. Dude. You never noticed that I have a really, really severe deviated septum. Oh, my God, Rhett, I don’t like this for me because I need my glasses to stay up. So I’m gonna give Rhett a nice, solid 90. And I’m gonna give me a 52. I think myself an 83. I give you a 68. And finally, tongue splitting. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why would you do that? Because you can taste things twice. Can’t look at it. I wonder what the impact is on… No. Does it help? I’m gonna give. Can you make it go like this? I think that. No. It’s like, it’s like two legs in the water. Can you make it go like — And I think you can do them independently. If you can do it independently, it can double your speed. I’m gonna give you a 20. I’m gonna give me an 18. Why’d you give me higher? Because I can kinda believe it. I don’t like it on either one of us. I’ll give us both a ten. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. End it. Put it away. Okay, that’s the end. You’ve seen every body modification on our list, and we’re gonna tabulate the scores and come right back to you. All right, good luck, editor. Have you registered to vote yet? 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So just the neck tattoo. I don’t know. Let me know in the comments if you think I should get a cabbage on my neck. Cause, you know, I’ll do it. It’s a plant. It is a plant. And it’s one of your favorites. Yeah, I love slaw. So I guess, I mean, I think I’m gonna go. I think I’m going with chin surgery In Good Mythical More. I’ll be a little bit swollen for a while. You know, that’s what happens. That’s okay. I gotta shave, then it swells up a little bit. But I’m committing to it right here. I’m gonna do it. We’ll ice it, bro. Have someone standing by. All right, Stevie. Are you good with this plan? Yes…? Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is? My name’s Georgia. I’m in Los Angeles. Rhett and Link are trying out rat tails. and… I have a rat tail. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. We copied you. I’m sorry. You found us out. Welcome to the club, boss. Click the top link to watch us guess who’s controlling us and Good Mythical More. 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