Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna have some earpieces in. We’re gonna have members of the crew controlling us while we guess. Who’s controlling you, man? Let’s first though play a game of Think It and Sink It, the trivia game, the daily trivia game that you can play on the Mythical Society. Yes. In the episode, Foods in Different Packages, what will happen to Rhett during the Baja Blast round? A, his eyes will get burnt by Baja Blast. B, he will snort Baja Blast. Snort. Out of his nose. C. He will chug an entire bird feeder’s worth of Baja Blast. D. Link will spill a whole can of Baja Blast into Rhett’s lap. I don’t remember what I did. I don’t remember what happened either. I think maybe I got burned. Bird feeder? I think I got burned in the eyes. Do you remember drinking Baja Blast out of a bird feeder? That’s my answer. No, I don’t. What happened? Well, most people guess he will get his eyes burned by Baja Blast. Burned by Baja Blast. 39%. Baja Blast. But what is the answer, though? It doesn’t matter what the reality is. It only matters what most people think, Link. What? Well, they’re right. I’m sorry you got burned by Baja Blast. Yeah, yeah, I haven’t been the same since. But I don’t think it was my fault. It probably was. I don’t have anything to do with it. Okay. Okay, so we have crew members, and you don’t know who they are. They’re standing by in the wings, and I usually act like I know who they are. Are they on standby or are they on hand? It’s my biggest fear for a crew member to say, Do you know who I am? Oh, well now it’s out there. Uh, you’re gonna put on headphones. And every round you’re gonna be enjoying a different activity. But you’re going to be controlled by a secret crew member. What if I’m not enjoying it? Well, then just tell me and we’ll stop. I was told I didn’t have to put on headphones for round one. Because only Rhett’s gonna be controlling it. I’m already talking to the person who’s in my ear. Is that why you’re using a weird voice? It’s a person. With a weird voice. With a weird voice. Well, don’t give me hints, just do what they say to do. Do you know who I am? Not yet. I’m Rhett. I’m Rhett. Okay. Are you ready for your hairstyle? I’m only repeating the things that the person is saying. Including that. Except, except for that. And what about, what did you, what about that answer to me? I’m not sure. Is that repeating? You’re not sure? Are you repeating? I’m not sure. Are you repeating? Are you repeating? Hmm. Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmm. Okay, okay. Okay, at this point, crew member, I will stop just repeating what you’re saying because now you’re going to instruct me on what to do. Yeah, I mean, why are we the ones telling the person in your ear what to do? That’s the opposite of what you should be doing. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Then I’m just going to be saying what I’m doing. Do you have physical grooming products in front of you? Yes, I do. Then let’s do Link’s hair. Okay. Um, tell him that you’re gonna Put it on, put it on speaker. Tell him that you’re gonna do something that’s gonna match well with his neck tattoo. He’s supposed to get you to do something. I’m going to do something to your hair that will match with your neck tattoo. Okay. Could you hand me all the grooming products over there from that part of the discoid? Okay. We got some clay pomade, some original pomade, we got a musical comb, a brush here, and we’ve got some of these. Uh, musical comb, we have a musical comb that’s very cool. You know what, I’m getting the idea here. Okay. I think, I think he should look like a pretty princess. Okay, yep. I know exactly what I’m gonna do. So how would you think I would do that? Who takes a really long time to get to actually do something? I think that we should do bangs again, like old school Link. And then, um, really make use of those clips that he’s got. Okay. – This is — – So I would use a comb for that? Use the comb, uh huh, uh huh. And some of the water from the glass. You should probably, like, wet his hair a little bit. Yeah. There you go. This is just you, man. What? I’m not doing anything that isn’t being instructed to me. Okay, that’s enough. That’s good. That’s good. You’re making it wet. Yeah, that’s good. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh, yeah. But you need to be saying something. Ooh, yeah. What’s your point of view? Ooh, yeah. What department do you work in? Um, Mythical. Mythical. What department do you — They work in Mythical? Five times a week. Five times a week they come to work. Okay. Ow. I was kinda brushing. Oh, did it hurt? You’re brushing my actual forehead. That’s where my eyebrows are gonna be. Let’s, uh, let’s tease the back of it so that it’s sticking up a little bit. Yeah, can you look away? I’m supposed to guess who’s controlling you just because you’re brushing my hair? Let’s see. If any employee could brush my hair, how would they do it? How’s your personal life going? Like this? Oh, you want, you’re asking me about my personal life? Yeah, how have you been since the last time I saw you? Pretty good, you know, I think I’ve stretched myself too thin socially. Oh, yeah. I need to spend a little more time. This is good, man. You look like — You’re beginning to look like somebody’s mom that we went to high school with. You’re giving me a, um I’m giving you the Sonic. The Sonic, the hedgehog cut. Yeah, but I’m only doing it because it’s what I’m being instructed to do. – I want you to act like you got a good idea… – Tell me more about yourself. – And really excited to say, ooh, do you wanna – While you’re styling my hair. try something crazy? What are your, what are your hobbies? I’ve been wanting to do something. Oh, oh, oh, do you wanna try something crazy? I’ve been wanting to do something crazy. Aren’t you listening to me? And then use the, the beard balm in his hair. Yeah. Oh, really? Do you think that’s not gonna go well? I’m just saying, I think I’m just saying he might have other things to do later today, and if we put that in his hair, then he’ll have to wash it. Oh yeah, thank you. Thank you. What’s he trying to put in your hair? Maybe this? Yeah, let’s do that. Can you see me? I can see you. Okay. You look good. Can I see you? No. This is not — Okay. This is somebody who’s not normally in charge. I actually feel like, because now that they’re in charge, kind is a good, it’s kind of flat. This is a really good place to, you know, to stop actually. Yeah. Yeah. He can take a guess of who I am This, if this is a writer, they’d write themselves out of this. Can you, can you, can you guess who it is so it’s not a writer? – If this were a producer — – We called, we called this the princess cut. If this were a producer, it would be, it would be moving along more nicely. Oh wow. That hurts. Unless it’s one particular producer. Oh, this is the princess cut, so this is like, because Link looks so much like Princess Diana, this is the, this is what would get him closer to that. It’s based on the nose, they say. I think he looks like Princess Kate Gosselin. Yeah, exactly. The side is very Kate Gosselin. Look to the side. Wow. If this were Chase, my shirt would be off for no good reason, right? Or your shirt. Well, it’s a hairstyle. All right, then I’ll guess Chase. Hey, buddy. Ah, see, I’m right. It’s Chase. It’s Chase. See, it was great. You got it. You figured it out. I missed an opportunity, man to do something really amazing out. Look at what you’ve done to me. I will say that Chase wanted to put beard balm in your hair, and I said no. There you go. Thank you, Chase. Thank you, Rhett. Thank you me. Thank you, Rhett Thank you. You were controlled by Chase. And you didn’t put the beard balm. Yes, and thank you, me. So, but was that him telling you not to do that? No, it was me making an executive decision. All right, I’m ready. Hi. What’s up? It’s me talking to myself. Exactly. You’re doing so good. I wonder what I’m gonna do to Rhett. We’re gonna have so much fun with Rhett’s hair. Oh. Well, I’m gonna I’m going to style Rhett’s hair. Yeah Yes, I am. Okay. You want me to so you’re in the perfect position. I want you to pull it back exactly Yes, I’m very tenderheaded. Just remember that pull some of the bottom pull some of the… I want to pull some of the bottom up. Yeah, and this stuff is so thick man. It’s like ramen Thank you. Your hair’s like ramen, dude. Thank you. Have you ever — Been told that? No. Have you ever been told that? No, it’s the first time I’ve heard of ramen. Now, twist it a little bit. Twist it a little bit. Now take that claw. clip. The first time I’ve been told that my hair looks like ramen. The cock lip. The claw clip. Cock lip? All right, we’re taking the claw clip. And put that right under. Oh yes, there we go. Ow! Okay, nicely. Yes, yes, yes. Now fluff the ponytail. Okay, yeah, a little bit of fluff goes a long way. Okay, this is um, this gives you the ventilation that you need. because you’re about to do some real hot stuff. Now take the two pieces in his widow’s peak. – And just pull them down. – I’m just gonna take… We’re just going to take one of these here and we’re just going to tease it out. Pull it all the way down. Not tease it. Okay, we’re going to pull it all the way down. Now take the pomade. I like that. Take a little bit of pomade. I need a little bit of pomade here. No, no, no. Not beard oil. No, don’t do that. Okay. No hair products. So take a little bit of water. No hair products. Wet your finger a little bit. Then do this. Wet your finger a little bit. Then do this. Put it in bed time. No. Put it in bed time. Okay, this is Link doing his own thing. It is. Stop. This person, Michaela, did not tell you to put me into a headlock Yes, and then squeeze harder. Stop. Michaela told you to do everything else up to this point. And then what do you want me to do? You want me to punch him in the nuts? No. – I don’t encourage violence, stop it. – Boom, boom, boom, boom. Who is it? That’s Mikaela. Well, how do you know it’s Mikaela? Uh, because I can tell when you hand it off, you took over. Everything was cool until you decided to exert your will. You could hear Mikaela. No, I couldn’t. I don’t think he could hear me. I’m pretty quiet back here. All right, find out who it is. Hi, Rhett. Ah! Got him! All right, let’s go at the same time. I know we got some tarot cards here. Hey, we know our crew so well. I mean, two for two. That’s pretty impressive, is it not? Okay, so, how do you do tarot cards? You have to feel it. Uh, hello? Hello? Yes, I hear myself thinking. Hello? In third person. – Hello, hello? – Hey, Rhett Alright. How’s it going? Is your person there? Okay. Yes. I know my person. Alright, let’s proceed. You do need to shuffle the deck. Let’s shuffle the deck. Shuffle the deck here a little bit. We’re gonna do tarot. Okay. Alright. Play by the rules. I’m being controlled by a rule follower. What the cards are when he puts them down. Just read it to me. Okay. I will. Yep. I will do that. Yep. Yep. I’ll do that. Thank you. – Ask Rhett to… – How many would you like me to stop? Rhett, would you please stop when you feel like everything is shuffled the way that it should be? Stop. I’m happy. Okay, alright. Thank you for doing that so quickly. Now lay out, uh, six cards. Alright, there you go. One, two, three, four, five, six. That’s not how you deal with tarot cards. Now say. There you feeling connected? To these six cards? To these six cards? I’ve got ace of pentacles. Line up three and then put three beneath them. Are you feeling connected to these six cards? What I want to do is I want to like put three and then three underneath it. Okay. What? Yep. Alright. Yep. Yep. So on the top row, I’ve got Ace of Pentacles, which is a hand holding a pentagram. Okay, so I’ve got the Page of Swords, which is a man, a big man with a sword. Well, it’s not a big man. It’s just that it’s a small card. And then I’ve got a man that has been stabbed with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards. Where are you, uh, you know what? I don’t know. That’s not the case. This man has grown swords out of his body. And then on the bottom I have a man who is holding the world in his hand and holding a stick. And then I have the next one. Yeah, you wish that stick was your penis. Is holding a stick. It’s just a hand with a stick. What’s the deal with you and your obsession with penis? And then there is Huh? A little baby riding a horse in front of the sun. Okay, this is clearly about your inner child. Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee! He’s obsessed with penis! This is clearly about your inner chi — My or? Yeah, yours. Your — Our. This is clearly about my inner child. Well, this is, you’re supposed to be doing this reading for me. The potential that I have. Yes. This is about me. For murder. For murder. Why don’t you get a little frustrated and be like, throw the cards away. I’m so frustrated right now and I’m gonna throw these cards away and then I’m gonna sing a tone. You’re a murderous little baby. I’m a murderous little baby. Oh no, I’m gonna read your palm. I’m a murderous little baby. All right, you see this right here? See this ditch? And this, you’ve got three big ditches that are going in different directions. These are your first, second, and third wives. That’s right. Well, I’m on my first. Oh, I knew that. With the next line. Right. Say you like the, you like the one you got. I like the one I have. But when she divorces you, you’re gonna boo hoo hoo so that you can find number two hoo hoo. What’s the deal with you today, Link? What’s the deal with you today, Link? Yeah, you just wanna talk about my penis and my wives? You just wanna talk about my penis and my wives? It sounds like you have issues It sounds like you have issues and not me. Or I could be controlled by a certain somebody. Who has issues. Who has issues. The person who’s controlling me has issues. Your third wife’s name? The person who’s controlling me has issues. Is Naomi. Is Naomi. Naomi. Name what issues you think I have. Unbutton one of them. This person. Issues of what? I don’t think, you know The person controlling me doesn’t have daddy issues. Oh, God, what is that? You’re getting away in a wire. You found my heart motor. I knew it! Jesus, Link is horny today. Link, you’re so horny today. – He’s giving — – Or maybe the person controlling me. Or maybe the person controlling me is horny. Why are you so horny? The person controlling me is not horny. She’s just surprised at how horny you are. The person controlling me is not horny. They’re just surprised at how horny you are. But they don’t have daddy issues because I’ve met their daddy. Okay. Uh, and their daddy is a good man. Aw, that’s really nice. Is Chase controlling you? My dad’s a big man. This person’s dad is a big man. – Not as big as Rhett but… – Chase but not as big as me. Who else has a big dad? Chase’s dad isn’t that big. That’s why it’s not Chase. – I’m my own big dad. – Adam Sandler My dad’s six feet. This person has their own big dad, too. The person is their own dad? Big dad? I’m just doing what I’m told, man. So you have a big dad. He’s a good man. He’s a good man? I’m a murderous baby. I’m a murderous baby. Emily, I think this is Emily. Yeah. Emily’s controlling you. She got a reasonably sized dad. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, Link. Why are you so horny today? What’s going on? Hi, it’s Emily. I didn’t think your dad was that big. Well, he’s shrinking over time. Okay. All right. Good for him. So now let me figure out who’s controlling you. Okay. Say a couple more things. – Auga – Auga Is Matt Lieb controlling you? No sir. No sir. Guess number two. Guess number two. Is Matt Carney controlling you? Guess number two. Nah, this man’s not. It’s so hard to tell whether or not Link is doing half this stuff just cause he wants to. You know? It’s very confusing. I only did what I was instructed to do. I know you did what I was instructed to do. Cause I’m good at following rules. So, I’m best at following rules. I’m the best at following rules. He’s the best at following rules. It’s not Matt Carney or Matt Lieb. Nope. It’s no one named Matt. Nope. Nope. Nope. But it is somebody with a daddy. And a mommy. And a mommy. And a kitty. And a kitty. And a kitty? And a kitty. There’s someone with a kitty. And a doggy. Emily’s helping me. Emily’s helping me. And a doggy? They have a kitty, a doggy, and a mommy and a daddy? Yes. I can’t think of anything else to say. Emily’s telling me what to say. Tell me what else to say, Emily. Tell me what else to say, Emily. He’s a big, bad, horny boy. So Emily’s talking to you now? What about the person in the back? I’m trying to guess. Emily’s talking to this person who’s talking to me. I need your final answer. Gwynedd. Me so horny. Oh, it’s just Chase? Why do you mean just Chase? He’s already done it. I thought he did a great job. I didn’t know it could be him again. Alright, hey, quick reminder, uh, we want you to weigh in on all things Mythical. Now is your chance. Uh, Mythical Census is back now through October 23rd? All Mythical Beasts who complete the census will receive a discount code for 20 percent off their next order at mythical.com So we’re sweetening the deal for you. 20 percent off, all right? Head over to mythicalcensus.com All right. Let your voice be heard. – Mikaela got me to do a good little updo for you. – Yeah, I like it. I think I’m gonna, I think I’m gonna stick with it. And I’m gonna call myself The Page of Wands. 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