How much should you be spending on your coffin? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning and happy Halloween. It looks like we had the same idea. Kinda. I got a. I got a really good deal on this. $36. What’d you pay for that? And these? Well, $150. Oh, well, does yours have a hood? Oh, gosh, no, it doesn’t. I can’t. I don’t feel like I can just doze off in mine. I’m Superman. I’m super Superman. Then. Yeah, you have a cape. Maybe a cape’s better than a hood. It’s definitely more authentic. The muscles are real. I just want to — tell you that. You know what? This is really convenient. I’ve got the cheap Halloween costume, you’ve got the expensive Halloween costume. Maybe we should just scrap the plans that we had for this episode and do a whole episode that is about comparing cheap and expensive Halloween products. Can we scrounge up some of those real quick? Uh huh. It’s time for the Power of the Price Spooky Halloween edition. Okay, boys, there are countless types of Halloween masks out there, but these just reminded us of you for some reason. Uh huh. What you trying to say? So one is pricey, the other is cheap. Go ahead and take them for a spin, and then I’m gonna ask you to pick which one is more expensive. Oh, and today you’re competing for the chance to dig up some dirt on the loser in More. So please take this very seriously. Mine is more… malleable. Yours was gonna be like. Definitely the more expensive one. Yours is harder. It’s got. They use more rubber on mine. I’m a little afraid of what’s on the inside of yours. Mine has two… Let me see the inside before you put it on. Right now my face. Okay. Did yours have two strips of Styrofoam around the lips? No. Okay, well, your loss. I’m about to become old Superman. Oh, God. I gotta get my eyes lined up here. I think. I think mine might work. How was mine? Oh, my neck is a little flappy. should we go underneath? Yeah, yeah, get it stuffed in there. Yours is very. I flew too close to the… To the sun. Because I’m Superman, I can fly everywhere. Let this be a cautionary tale to the next generation of SPF users. The real test of any Halloween mask is can you still eat a Butterfinger? All right. I mean, you do it like a… your eyes look. Oh my gosh. yours look great. Yeah, I think it’s pretty clear that mine’s… better than you. Can you eat a butterfinger Better than yours. Why would you. I don’t know. I figure if I could eat it with the. I don’t know why I did that. I think it’s very evident. I don’t know how loud I’m talking, but it’s very loud. In my own mask. I think it’s very evident which one is more expensive. See? Cause when I move my mouth, it still doesn’t move the whole mask. What if I do this, though? Come here, children. You wanna… Get you som candy! You wanna, I don’t know, just take the neck of the one you think is more expensive at the count of three. Hello? yes. Yes! Did you. What did you say? Take the neck? Yeah, like, put your hand on the neck of the one you think is more expensive… In three, two, one. Yeah, you’re right. That’s the more expensive one. The cheaper mask that is on Rhett currently was $16.99 from Amazon. So how much do you think we paid for the expensive mask? Oh, no. It took my. It took my. Don’t look away, children. Look away. There we go. I mean, this is not the most expensive mask because there’s some of those that are, like, crazy the way they stick around the eye holes and the mouth holes and stuff. $38. $69.99. Oh. First of all, it’s called the Super Soft Old Man Moving Mouth mask from the Horror dome. It cost $78.75. Whoa. That’s crazy. Yeah. That’s a well crafted mask, man. You can’t get that kind of thing for 38 bucks. I mean, it doesn’t. I want it. I want it to stick even more, but I guess I could make it stick. Like, stick it to my actual face, and then that would be pretty. Well, on Halloween night, you’re mostly in the. Like, it’s dimly lit. It’s outside, like, it’s. You think it’s worth the price? Even this close? Like, the way that the eyes are really really… Yeah. It’s very unsettling. Come here, children. I don’t know. I think sticking the tongue out makes it feel more realistic to me. Is it worth the price differential? Yes. I mean, this thing hurt my eyes. Just. It’s so hard. Oh, really? Yeah. This one. This one’s super comfy. I wouldn’t call it breathable, but I think we’d say Old Man Mask worth the price. Welcome to the built on an ancient burial ground zone. Oh. Oh, you made it. I’m just learning how to fly. It’s a bird, it’s a fish. It’s Superman. You know how when you swim in your dreams, I mean, you fly in your dreams. You have to swim through the air. Remember that? No, it’s not really one of my things. This is for those people, which. There’s a lot of those around these parks that really celebrate Halloween. Really so hard. North Carolina, not quite so much. We had the fall festivals because Halloween was satanic. Little trunk or tree. We came out here to the land of the devil, and everyone was like, this is our Christmas. And they really like doing it. And they do it in their yards. And they’ve got dead bodies in their yards. They do it in their garages. They do it in their basement. So they’re doing all kinds of things. All right. So this is a decapitated… I’m gonna turn it on. Skeleton. There’s something spooky out tonight. And I think it’s you. I think it’s you too. Have you come for a treat, or for a trick? This is max volume on this thing? Does it let you respond? We have a little bit of foam ring for the. For the waist. If you put. Maybe if you put it behind a bush, that would be nice. You could probably use this for something else. This might be. I don’t know. Okay. I think I’ve seen all I need to see. But he’s not interactive. He doesn’t listen to what you’re saying. I think it is sound activated, though… Once I turn it on. All right. Let’s try that. So let’s be quiet. You can’t. It’s not AI, Stevie. You can’t have a conversation with it. This is where the rich people live. They got. They have a big bucket full of candy bars. Let’s take them all. Let’s take them all. There it is. You gotta get really close. All right, let’s move over to this guy. Boy, he’s big… Look at that pelvis. Eye level. Go right through that thing. Wow. I don’t know why. I don’t know why you’d want to, but kids could do this in your yard… All right, let’s turn up the volume on this puppy. Hey, bud. What’s up?.. What’s up? Please come in and stay awhile. Watch out for my spider collection. I let them out for a little exercise. If you wouldn’t mind, Please help me get them back in their box. Oh, he gives assignments. Okay. Do spiders come out now? Did he move around? Hey, hey. Oh, yeah. Oh, he’s articulating. I do enjoy a good game of hide and seek, but it’s been devilishly difficult to find somewhere large enough to hide. Say something. I Gotta keep those little things in there. What are his eyes? Lights. Like. But what’s on the front? Like, is it. It’s not like a screen. What’s on the front? What is that? Like, it’s not just hollow with lights. It’s LED lights. I think what you’re getting at is this. Pretty pricey, Stevie. Yeah, no, that’s not what I’m saying. I was just asking out of curiosity. Welcome to my stylish haunted home. Okay, okay, we’ve heard all that. All right, what do you want us to do? Give. Give it. Give the animatronic. That’s more expensive. A big hug in 3, 2, 1. You’re both correct! Right. He’s so awesome… He’s huge… He. He took a licking and he kept on ticking. Okay, so the cheaper one that you looked at first was $66.59 from Temu. It also says for the cheap one, the descriptor says I move, make sound. Thanks. They ain’t lying. So how much is the expensive one? Man, that’s big. Where are you going to store this thing? That’s the thing you got to think about when you’re buying this crap. Of course, we have determined that he comes apart. Yeah, it could be a deal. You never know. He says a lot, though. What do you think? $299.99 Ooh, 249. $399.99 Oh, yeah. Dang. I’m always underestimating the price of these crap. Hey, I don’t know where you’re gonna keep him, dude. He’s gonna have to like, stay in your bedroom the rest of the year. I’m gonna put him in our office. I feel like you could dress him up as yourself. And the height difference isn’t that much. Hey, Stevie, come on now. You could. He has just about as much soul too. But for real, would you pay $400 for this thing? No, I wouldn’t pay $12 for it. Because I don’t do the Halloween thing. Way too much. What do you have to say for yourself? He thought it was funny. Animatronics. No dice. Celebrate Halloween by reliving this year’s Good Mythical Evening. Woo. We had a GOOD TIME! Enjoy all of the hijinks. R rated and maybe even more. You’ll have to find out. Enjoy it on your own schedule by going to goodmythicalevening.com. it’s only available for a limited time, so get it before it’s gone. Cause once it’s gone, it is gone. GoodMythicalEvening.com All right. Okay, guys. We got some caskets. Let’s just face the facts. One of these days we’re gonna die, okay? One of these days, you’re gonna die. And some of us are going to go into these little bins called coffins. We have one that looks like something I’ve seen before, and we have one that’s cardboard. It’s cardboard, and it’s technically a. This is technically a coffin because the shape. This is technically a casket. Maybe this one’s biodegradable, which is cool. It’s certainly cheaper. I think so. I’m gonna get in here. Oh, yeah… Now, it does have two layers… of cardboard on the bottom. Oh. How’s that? Is that nice? Super exquisite. Oh, this is actually kind of comfy on the bottom. Smells like a shoebox, but — I’m a little too big for it. Can I… I got plenty of room here. I’m gonna. It smells very nice. Need some help? Oh, yeah. Typically, you don’t have to put yourself in the Bye. In the casket. We might have to lop his. Did it lock? I hope not. Now here we go. Okay, what y’all want to do now? Hey. See if you can get out. Let’s see if I can even hear you. Maybe say you’re alive or something. Hold on. Are you holding down the top? What? What? The fumes are really overwhelming. Let me out. Oh. Really can’t quite hear you. Link, let him out. It smells like fresh paint. That’s not how I want to go into the — That’s your decomposing body. I don’t want to go into the afterlife… We’re going to have to break this one in. As we have discussed, though, this is probably how we are going into the afterlife at a dual funeral when we die together. Statistically speaking, it is most likely that we will die at the same time and we will have a joint funeral. And you know what? We could agree right now that at our joint funeral, whoever wins this game on this episode of Good Mythical Morning gets the expensive coffin. And whoever loses gets the cheap one. And it’ll be funny, and it’ll be something they’ll write about. We gotta get good PR on our death, man. We gotta go out with a bang. How comfortable is it? It’s pretty nice. Do you want to come try it? Well, you know what? We could probably save money if we shared. I like that. Watch your knees. Oh. Oh, you can’t. Well, it was my foot back there, but I got you… All right. Yeah. Yeah. Push it. Smush it. Smoosh it? Yeah, smoosh it. Sit on it. No, don’t sit on flying. You know, my shoulders supporting the full — And now Chase. Oh, it does smell weird in here. No, it’s the smell of fresh coffin. Oh, God. I don’t think this isn’t as nice as I was hoping it would be. Just relax. You know, we could save… even more money if we shared the cheaper casket. Yep. We’re alive. Let us out. So I think that’s when we have to just be on top of each other. I just think it’s one. I think it’s one. It’s one. Oh, God. So he’s face down. Oh, God. Oh, God. Why did I do this?! Maybe we side by side. Yep. I’m gonna cover up my crotch with my cape… Here we go. Well, it seems like this is the cheaper one, so I think that’s what we’re saying, Stevie. Wow, you’re right. It is. Lucas actually made this. It was about $100 worth of cardboard. I’m so sorry, Lucas. Is it biodegradable? Yeah. There’s a bunch of free instructions online. But the thing is, is that they actually do sell, like, versions of this for about $350 online. But they wouldn’t ship any to the U.S. exactly. So that’s why we had Lucas. We know about this. On a little television show we made in the year 2011 in the pilot episode of Rhett and Link’s Commercial Kings. Yeah, I think you can still watch it on Amazon. But for now, we have to guess how much more expensive… this puppy is. Bless you. Yeah. How much do you think this coffin cost us? Here you go. I don’t think it’s the most expensive coffin I’ve ever. It’s not. It seems really reasonable for an actual casket. There’s a sticker right there that’s still on it that says Made in China still on it. I’ve always underestimated. Now if I get this within $50. $50?! $25. Okay, $25. You’ll let me win the whole thing? Yep. I’ll let you have the big coffin… And have my own casket when I die. That’s just. Okay, this is just plastic, Link. But it does have handles. It has handles and it does have a person sized hole for a person. People won’t just drop out of the bottom of it. Okay. You ready? I think. I know. He thought it was. Show them. $1300 I said $400. I hope we didn’t pay $1300 for this. It’s the royal silver casket from Costco for $1,149.99. Why do I think things are. It’s a casket, bro. Like, I mean, it holds a dead body for all time. Also Costco. But it’s Costco. Well, Costco won’t ship this to anywhere but a mortuary or, like, a funeral home. So Chase contacted a mortuary and then had to explain what was going to happen and why we needed it, to negotiate shipping it from Costco to that mortuary so that we could pick it up so we could bring it here. So we now have a casket forever? Yeah. And we also have friends at a mortuary. Hey, listen, you know what? We were talking about getting those little booths that you can get inside. Soundproof booths for phone calls. Yep. Y’all can start using this. Put this in the bullpen. This is for your meetings and stuff now. Yeah, meetings. I severely underestimated the price of this. Cause I’m just stupid when it comes to prices. You got creamed, man. But I do think. I don’t know. It’s worth it. Unless you want… to biodegrade, which is a good thing. I actually think that the natural burial is definitely the way to go, but I think that it makes… the funeral proceedings a little awkward. So I’m not convinced yet. There’s a little sadness there. You know what I’m saying? So, I don’t know. I’m saying coffins… Worth the price No dice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m saying coffins worth the price Just so you won’t have an awkward… funeral moment. We don’t want to be embarrassed. Okay. So, Rhett, you get to dig up some dirt about Link and Good Mythical More. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is? Hi, I’m Avery. And I’m Sydney. It’s Halloween in Atlanta, Georgia. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Who are they supposed to be? I get it. Click the top link to watch us rank the worst of the worst trick or treat loot in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. You weren’t able to join us for Good Mythical Evening live? Well, it’s available on demand. Check out goodmythicalevening.com and watch this year’s GME on your schedule.