Which one of us can create the greatest fast food hack? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) Good mythical morning. – For as long as people have been trying food on the internet, people have been messing around with fast food combos in search of the high that comes from discovering that one restaurant’s sauce tastes best on another restaurant’s burger. – And well, we want that high too. – Yes. – We wanna make discoveries. We’re good discovery making guys who’ve been messing around with fast food on the internet for years. – And we’re gonna do it while playing a game because we’re a good entertainment making guys too. Did I say entertainment wrong? – No. – It’s time for (screen whooshing) “You want hacks with that?” Fast Food Hacks Taste Test. (upbeat music) (graphics whooshing) – [Stevie] Good morning boys, and welcome to Hack Shack, where you can actually order a variety of fast food items from a variety of restaurants all under one roof. – Yeah. – Today you’ll be competing to make the greatest fast food hacks as blindly judged by our panel over there who cannot see or hear you. One of, you will get the power of choice to draft first. – Okay. – You’ll then go back and forth drafting items. You can draft up to four items each round. And once you choose an item, it’s off the board and yours alone to use. And you must pick from at least three different restaurants each round. – Okay. Of course. – It’s like a food court man. – Yeah. – Hey, it’s like the food court. I love the food court. – Hack Shack, best place ever. – So let’s go ahead and pull in those straws to see who will be drawing first. – Choose one. (both laughing) (audience laughing) – I think. – Wow. – All right. I got you. – I just went with the one that was closest to me. – All right. I will be ordering first and I’m ready to do it. – [Waiter] Welcome to Hack Shack. Can I take your order? – There’s somebody back there. – Yeah. – Yes, you may. Thank you for asking – [Stevie] And then Link, you usually order. – I’m gonna order now. – Okay. Yep. – You ready? – Hmm-mm. – Okay. I’m gonna start with my favorite thing from Taco Bell, a chicken quesadilla. – And now there’s another guy here with him, and he’s also gonna order, I mean, I’m also gonna order. – [Waiter] All right, other guy. What do you want? – It’s a totally different order. We’d like to pay separately. – But we’re gonna alternate. – Okay. I’m happy to help. Whatever y’all want, I am here for you. – Hack Shack is awesome. – I’m the guy with a slightly deeper voice, but the slightly shorter straw. – Just order. – Okay. I’ll just write “Deep” on your bag. (audience laughing) – Baked potato. – Okay. – Okay. – You see where I’m going with that? – I guess. Alright. I am going to take a Pretzel Baconator from Wendy’s. – And I’m going to take a Beefy 5-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell. – I would like a ranch dressing from Dominoes. – I am going to have (audience laughing) onion rings from Burger King. – What? You’re you using a Cajun accent all of a sudden? – Yeah. Onion, you know. – And for my final selection, I’m gonna take an Impossible Whopper from Burger King, – And I’ll cap off my order with some creamy jalapeno sauce from Taco Bell. – [Waiter] Okay. Thank you, Deep. All right. If that completes your order, I will be handing it to you at the next window. – Oh, we have to drive up. We have to drive up. – Oh, we’re going, we’re going this way. Here. You drive. (audience laughing) – What kind of car are we in? – Keep driving. Keep driving that way. Keep driving. We’re in a bus. I’m in the backseat. Yeah, this is working. – Oh, look at that. – Okay. Hi. – Hey. – Welcome to Hack Shack. This is for you. – I’m the guy who wasn’t, I’m not Deep. – We’ve been calling you Shallow back here. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – And this is for you? – Yes. – All right. Anything else y’all need? Napkins, dipping sauces, little kiss? – Nope, nope, nope. Thank you. – If you wanna throw a kiss, I’ll catch it. – Sure. (waiter blows kiss) Alright. Just let me know if you need anything else. If you want something kissed, stick it through here and I’m your guy. (audience laughing) – It’s too help drive, drive, drive. Drive that way. – If you want something kissed? – All right, so. – Like a boo boo? – Yeah, like a boo boo, I think. Alright, let’s get to this. – Okay. – Now I have chosen this chicken quesadillas. – No, no, no, don’t say it out loud, because if they, I mean- – Well, I mean, why are they wearing headphones? This is my base. I’m just thinking that I want to make a burger with the chicken quesadilla as the bun. – And I’m going- – That seems like that would be amazing. – I’m gonna create, like, this is like a toothpaste tube here. It’s gonna be a loaded baked potato, but instead of using chili, ’cause that would’ve been a cop out. – [Link] That’s pleasant, dude. – [Rhett] I’m putting the entire insides. – [Link] Oh wow. That’s actually- – Of a Beefy 5-Layer Burrito. There’s not as much insides as you would hope. – [Link] I might have. Should have taken a- – There’s less in this than I wanted. – You know what, I’m gonna keep the bacon and the cheese on this thing and I’m gonna put it right. Oh look. Isn’t that perfect? Because it’s a Wendy’s burger. Just like I was thinking in foresight, it’s gonna go right to the corner without any alteration. I am super pleased with myself. And then I’ve got my Ranch dressing, which I’m gonna throw on here. – Did you know that there was this little of stuff inside of it? – It’s disappointing. Yeah. This is decadent. This is gonna be great. Alright, I’m rounding the final turn, which is, – I’m not – utilizing the only part of a Impossible Whopper that I’m interested in, which is the pickles. – Yeah. – I just think the pickles are gonna give it a little bit of bite and a little bit of added nutrition. – I’m chopping onions. – Yeah. Oh, that’s a good idea. And then I’m throwing this up here. See, I’m feeling really good about that. I’m gonna, I’m gonna call it Wendy’s Triangle. It’s kinda like the Bermuda Triangle. (audience laughing) – Come on. That’s completely inappropriate. – You gotta have a good name for your hack, which I do. Look, see, it’s Wendy’s face right there. She’s smiling. – So what I have done here is I’ve squeezed out the innards of a cheesy 5 Layer Burrito. I’ve added some of the creamy jalapeno sauce to make it creamy. And then I’ve topped it with some chopped up onion rings. And I’m calling this one Wendy’s Taco. (audience laughing) – Dude, come on. (upbeat music) – Wow. This looks delectable. – Oh man. So this looks like it’s a baked potato with some like fried onions. – Yeah. – Yeah. What would you call that? – Pud. – Pud. – Pud. (audience laughing) – I’ve got what looks to be- – The good pud. – A like quesadilla and it’s got so much. (Emily retches) – Like, wait, we don’t have any buckets. – [Trevor] I don’t know. This looks kind of good. – [Stevie] Well, what would you call that one? – She gagged? – Sloppy. – No, get there. – Sloppy. Sloppy. – Sloppy, sloppy. – Don’t be be shy, buys. Come on. – It’s not that I’m shy. – It’s not a prank. – No, it’s a hack. – Okay, so there’s like a, it looks like some kind of Buffalo Ranch situation. And then we got some beef, I think. And the potato- – They’re supposed to, guys, the whole premise is they’re supposed to be good. So. – All right. – I was too harsh too soon. – Honestly. – This is exceptional. Oh my God. Okay. Like burger, bacon, pickle, Ranch, chicken quesadilla. – It’s pretty good. – You wanna trade? – I do think that, that Taco Bell sauce is good with everything. Oh, whoa. This is two quesadillas with a burger. – Yeah. Yeah. You weren’t listening to anything I said. (audience laughing) Okay. – You know me. Solid. – Now hold on a second. – Solid. – This is tough. – [Stevie] Now don’t forget the other bite of the other one you had, ’cause at the end of the whole episode, the one with the highest score is gonna definitively become TikTok famous. – Okay. – So there’s, I mean, not no pressure, but, well, you both tasted both. – Lots on the line. – Yeah. – So I’m gonna go ahead and spoiler alert. It’s called Wendy’s Taco. What outta 10 would you give it? – I’d give it a 7.5. – Okay. – You know, I was gonna give it a seven. I give it a seven. – Yeah. – You know. There’s a little bit of lack in creativity, but wow. – It’s solid. – Phenomenal taste. – [Stevie] Okay, and then you called the other one Wendy’s Triangle. – Wow. (Trevor laughs) – [Stevie] And what would we, what would you give that one? – I’m gonna give it a seven. – I’m gonna give that one a six solely based on the pickle. The pickle took away from it. – Yeah, no kidding. The pickle was woof. – [Link] You can take the pickles off. – Wendy’s Triangle walks so Wendy’s Taco could fly. I will be honest with you there. (audience laughing) (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Okay, Link, since you didn’t take the last round, you’re gonna be up first again to choose this one. – All right. Hello. – Welcome back to Hack Shack. – Yep. – [Waiter] Can I take another order? – It is me. I am back. How did you know? – [Waiter] I recognize the sound of your shallow voice. (Rhett laughs) – Okay, I am going to take some McDonald’s fries please. – And I would like a Spicy Potato Soft Taco from Taco Bell. – What even is that? – A vegetarian taco? – Yeah, something that I want. – Okay. I want the chili from Wendy’s please. – I’ll take a pepperoni pizza from Domino’s. – I will take chips and nacho cheese from Taco Bell. – I will take Mozzarella sticks. – Oh, I was about to take those. – From Burger King. – No, I was literally about to order those. So now what is gonna go on top of mine? I can’t go here or here. – Chicken fries. – Here. – Chicken fries. Chicken fries. – Chicken fries from Burger King. – And I will close out my order with garlic sauce from Domino’s. – [Waiter] Okay, just pull around and we’ll get you your order. – You wanna drive from the back of this time? – Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Feels outta control. Oh, we could be going anywhere. My guy in the back can’t see. – It’s such an illusion of traversion. – Backseat driver much. – Okay. – Hey, it’s us. We’re back. – Here is an order for you. – Wow, it barely fits. – Got a whole pizza in there? – I got a whole pizza. – That’s just overkill. – It’s overkill. – And one for you. Just a little food hack tip from me. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – If you liked Wendy’s Triangle, you gotta check out the Burger King’s B-hole. (audience laughing) The B stands for beef. – Okay. – So just check it out next time you’re here. – Great. Okay. All right, we’ll think. – Next time. – We’ll think about it. – Next time. – But we will be back probably. – Hey, y’all need anything? You need napkins, silverware for me to threaten your enemies? – Okay. Nope. – All right. – Okay, here we go. – I need the fries to not be horrible. (audience laughing) – I’m sorry, did I hear you say, did I, do you need anything? Did I forget something? Did I leave something out? – We’re just- – What did you hear me say? – I heard you say something about fries and I panicked. Listen. Okay, here’s what’s going on. – Well, I said I need the fries not to be horrible. – I’m sorry. Corporate just said tipping is okay. So I’m working overtime back here. So if you need anything else, fries, napkins, little kiss, for me to threaten your enemies, let me know. – Hotter fries would’ve been nice. – Thank you. Money would be great, but honestly, I need food as well. – That’s all I got. – Okay. – All right, let’s drive away, please. – Bye, guys. (audience laughing) – Dude, so my idea was to do loaded fries, but what I didn’t take into account was that these fries are only good for like four and a half minutes from the time you order. – Well good luck, Link. Godspeed. – Crap. Crap. Crap. – My idea was to get rid of all this crap and do a pizza taco. – A pizza taco. – A pizza soft taco. – Okay, I’m gonna take this chili, which is still kind of hot and hopefully it will warm up these fries a little bit. And ooh. Yeah. See? I’ve got, I got your beans over here. You jealous much? – I’m just grabbing pizza topping off of a pizza. I don’t want you to see it. (audience laughing) Yeah, it’s not worth, it’s not worth watching. (audience laughing) It’s not worth watching. Don’t watch. – Watch me, ’cause this, I think this is pretty satisfying what I’m doing. – Two mozzarella sticks right inside the taco. – And then what I’m gonna do is just a little bit, I wanted this to be the cheese sticks, not the chicken sticks, but it’s just gonna give a little crunch on top. – And you know what? The marinara sauce comes with this. So maybe we just do a little bit. – Oh, I didn’t know that was gonna. (audience laughing) I thought that was, I thought it was gonna not do that. And then I don’t think there’s any problem with having some honey mustard on the side. Put that right there just to invite a little dip if they want it. – Okay, so I call mine Picasso’s Pitaco. – Pitaco. – So it’s like a pizza taco, otherwise known as a Pitaco. – And mine is called Ronald’s Explosion. (audience laughing) (upbeat music) – I would like to start with this one. – Okay, do you wanna just like rip it in half? – Okay. – Or I don’t know how you would like to do it. – [Emily] Oh, they’re mozzarella sticks. – Okay. – Yeah, all right. This is a good idea. – Wow. And pepperonis. This is like pizza. (audience laughing) – This should be good. I’m so sad. (audience laughing) All right. – So dry. – Are you okay? – I don’t think he’s gonna be able to get it down. – Oh my god. That’s like clay. – Hey, that’s a good description. – Okay. And some loaded fries. We got beans. – Are these the, are these the mozzarella sticks again? You guys. – What is the sauce? – There’s cheese on cheese on cheese. – Honey mustard. Good choice to go with the loaded fries. – I’ll tell you. They are tough cookies. – Yeah, they’re tough. (audience laughing) – They’re hard to please. – I’m not happy. – Can I go back to round one and give them both 10s? – Exactly. – [Stevie] What about some scores for these? – I was gonna give the taco a two and these a three. – Okay. – So. – [Stevie] Would it, does it change anything if you know that the taco’s name is Picasso’s Pitaco? (Emily laughs) – That’s funny. – Okay. – And then the loaded fries are Ronald’s Explosion. (both laughing) – That’s awesome. – No, I think that that describes exactly what that is. – Oh, actually gets another point for that. Ronald’s explosion is awesome. – All right, yeah. – Two, four. – I’ll give it. Yeah. Two, four. And then, but that’s a one. – Am I allowed to do that? ‘Cause that’s an awesome name. – Yes you are. – Okay. – Yeah. – Don’t you hate it? (Emily laughs) Don’t you hate it when you go to McDonald’s and you get hit with the Ronald’s Explosion? – Yeah. (upbeat music) – Hey, quick reminder, the general election is next week. Head over to votelikeabeast.com to make sure that you have a plan on how, when, and where you’re gonna vote. If you haven’t registered yet and are eligible to do so still, register to vote. – Yeah. – As a reminder, if enough of you register to vote through Vote Like A Beast by Election Day, you could receive different content rewards like the two of us reading fan fiction, doing a future episode of “Naked Foods” naked. – What? – Hooking ourselves up to a pregnancy simulator or eating the world’s hottest pepper votelikeabeast.com. – [Stevie] Okay, for this final round, let’s draw straws again to see who picks first. – Oh, you got me. (Rhett laughs) You go first. – [Waiter] Welcome back to Hack Shack for a third time. Can I take your order? – Yes, I would like stuffed cheesy bread from Domino’s. – Ooh, that’s good. I would like a chocolate milkshake from In-N-Out. Mix it up a little bit. – I would like the Spicy Royal Crispy chicken from Burger King. – Could I please have some hot sauce from Taco Bell? The hotter the better. – Okay. – And I’ll take the Parmesan Caesar salad from Wendy’s. – Oh gosh, oh, I would like French toast sticks from Burger King – And I’ll cap off my order with some In-N-Out spread. – Okay, if that completes your order. – So can I order one more thing? – Shallow guy has one last thing. – [Waiter] Of course. I’m so, so sorry. Shallow guy, let me know. – I’m gonna take the Honey Butter Biscuit from Wendy’s. – [Waiter] Okay. Now if that completes your order. – Yes. – Feel free to pull around to the next window. (audience laughing) – Rough road. – Here we go. (audience laughing) – Whoa, we got, Hey, I think we got a wheel that’s outta line. (audience laughing) – Yeah. Gotta do a little balancing. – Yeah. – Hey, welcome back, hungry boys. Here is your. – Oh wow, you’re so quick. – Kissed anything lately? – Oh, I’ll kiss whatever, man. – I know you will, but- – You just stick it through here. – I’m just wondering if any- – Corporate says tips are okay. (audience laughing) – Okay. – All right. – Tips. – Just need any- – No, I’m good. – Condiments napkins, help out with husband duties? (audience laughing) – Maybe a long spoon. – Okay, yeah. I can get you a long spoon. I can also help out with husband duties. – No, I think, I think I’m good in that area. – Okay. Just let me know. – Oh. – If you need help husbanding. – I don’t. – I’ll be right here. – No, I’m really good at that. – Okay. Well I’ve heard differently. See ya. (audience laughing) – So, I am going, you’re going. What are you making? – I’m gonna make a chicken Caesar sandwich with cheesy bread as the buns. – I hope I’m gonna wow ’em by going in a different direction and making a bold choice. I’m deserting it up and I’m also gonna make it unexpectedly spicy. (audience laughing) Hot and spicy. – Unexpectedly spicy. – You know, just gonna kind of put all that in there. It might be subtle. Only gave me one packet. – Did you just put hot sauce into a milkshake? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. – Oh. – Spicy chocolate. – It’s like a Monet. – And then of course I have these that- – How big is this? – I think it will be fun to dip these in. – How big is this chicken? Nice sized chicken. – Well, crap. So I think I’m gonna have to slough a little bit of the- – If your recipe involves sloughing, – I gotta slough some of the buttered biscuits. – I’ve already sloughed some stuff. – On top here. Just enough to know that it’s in there. But I’m thickening the shake. I don’t think he’ll know that there’s biscuits in it. I think Emily might, but I think she’ll like it. – I don’t want any of the chicken, ’cause I’ve already got the chicken. – [Link] I think a little bit of syrup too. – I actually think this might be really, really nice. – It’s gonna be really sweet. They may not even get any of the hotness. If there’s a little tinge of hotness. – Just a tinge. – That’s really all that I want ’em to detect. – [Rhett] You don’t want more than a tinge. – [Link] I’m trying to get all that biscuit down in there so there’s no floaties. – Maybe a little bit of crunch. – And then these- – Just a little bit of crutch. – Do I have another, can I get another plate? I’m trying to think about what I’m gonna do here. I’ve gotta really wow ’em with this. I gotta up my plating game here. – So I’m coming right over the top, this is gonna- – Oh, look at that. That works perfectly. – Wow. Wow. I think this is going to be absolutely exquisite. – Oh God, that looks good. – Yeah, it does. – [Link] Crap, I am a bit jealous. – [Rhett] It’s called Tossing Wendy’s Salad. (audience laughing) Okay. – Mine’s called the Four-Legged Brown Octopus. (audience laughing) I think they’ll know to dip it. No, that’s actually my favorite sex position. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] I kind of feel obligated to tell you the name of these things before you eat them. This is Tossing Wendy’s Salad. – Oh, lovely. What a visual before I dig in. (audience laughing) This looks good. – Okay. – [Link] Oh man. I think it, it’s too obvious. – Chickeny, Ceasary. – I love this. This bread is killer. – Yeah. That’s crazy. – That’s pretty good. – That’s awesome. – [Stevie] And then for dessert, you have Four-Legged Brown Octopus. (Emily laughs) – Wow. – I love that – Octopus is notoriously known- – I’m guessing we dunk. – For having legs. – Yeah, it’s arms or tentacles. Okay. I don’t know what this is. I’m guessing it’s a milkshake. It is like, maybe it’s a coffee. I don’t know. – Okay. God. Okay. – [Stevie] What is it, what does it taste like? – It tastes like french toast sticks in chocolate milk shake. (audience laughing) – Yeah, which, why have we not done this before? – [Stevie] Okay, so what would you give – Tossing Wendy’s salad? – It’s probably my favorite savory thing we’ve done so far, I’m gonna give that an eight. – Yeah, I’m gonna give it an eight as well. I liked it a little bit more than I think, I gave the baked potato a seven and I, yeah, I liked this one more. – Yeah. – So this. – And the brown octopus? – I mean it’s- – Look, I’m gonna go out a limb here. This feels like a Link thing. – Well, it’s genius. And I don’t know why nobody’s done this before. I’m gonna give this one a 10. – You’re giving it a 10? – That’s right. – That’s crazy, I feel like it’s not quite in the spirit of what we’re going for here. – Well, listen, the presentation, solid. – [Stevie] What if I told you it wasn’t just a chocolate milkshake, but in fact it had both hot sauce and biscuit crumbs in it. – Wow. It’s subtle. It’s subtle. – It’s still a 10. – Okay. Keeping the 10s. – I’m giving it a four. – [Stevie] Okay, well I believe that means that now we have to make something called Tossing Wendy’s Salad and put it on the official Mythical TikTok. – You’ve done this and you got- – You started it, Wendy’s Triangle. – No, no, no, no. – Rhett generational performance with this one. This is awesome. – Thank you guys for your efforts. (audience laughing) (Emily laughs) – Efforts? Well, thank you. – You’re welcome. – I appreciate that. – I appreciate the 10. And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – My name’s Saturn Spotter. 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