GMMore 2697: We Play With Face Filters

Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’re gonna try a bunch of filters on this phone down here. And, uh, see how much fun there is to be had. But first, we’ve really, we’ve been itching to tell you about our new favorite, uh, movie. Right. Mm hmm. Don’t tell Elliot. Don’t — That’s the name of the movie. Don’t tell Elliot. We saw it. Right. We saw it last weekend in the theaters. Special release. Right. Uh huh. And, and of course, I don’t want to spoil it. Right. But, about what, what we don’t want Elliot to know in the movie. That’s the real, that’s the hard thing is that in order to get you excited about it. We need to tell you what. We have to sort of tell you what you’re not supposed to tell. Elliot. Elliot, but if I tell you. Well, what the characters — If we told you what you don’t tell Elliot, then basically we’ve told you what, what Don’t Tell Elliot is, but that’s what you need to know in order to see it. Right. So just know that there’s something that Elliot can’t know, that you can’t know. But if you know what he doesn’t know, then it ruins it for you. Right. So I think we probably should have thought about this before we started talking about it. Right. Yep. Just see, Don’t Tell Elliot. Go in blind! We are not gonna tell you anything that they can’t tell Elliot. Sorry. Stevie, I hate that you can’t see this. We’re about to do filters. What’s about, about to happen? Yeah. We’re about to do filters. We’re to do filters down here. And you know what you’re gonna have to do? – You can’t see it, but you’ll be. – You’re gonna have to wait seeing it until it comes out. We are screen recording. Yeah. The phone. And we’ve got it propped up here. Oh gosh. I just saw your face a little bit. Well, let’s, you wanna go? You wanna start? Yeah, let’s start with freckles. Is that what it’s called? Real freckles with lashes. Oh, look at you, you’re. Oh, you got a lot. Get closer. You got a lot of — I need to stay out of the sun. You got a lot of freckles right there on the top of your nose and leading into your beard. Look my eyelashes. That’s cool. You wanna see what you like. You kinda just look like a brown noser from when you go back, you know. Oh, you’ve been brown nosing. What about me? Oh, we can both have freckles. Isn’t this cute? You can do it at the same time. Is it working with the glasses? Yeah. Yeah. It gave his glasses freckles. And eyelashes. Oh, it did. No, it didn’t. Oh. These things are so smart, man. Like, look at that. Look at all the freckles down here. Whoa, now that got freaky when you — Can I get freckles on my tongue? When you started doing your thing in front of it like this. It knows that my tongue doesn’t need freckles. Well, kind of. But then my lip is coming over it. What? I mean — Maybe I should get freckles. I kind of look kind of Should I start freckling myself? I look like Ron Howard’s daughter, Bryce Dallas. Steve, have you ever thought that, that maybe I could use some freckles? I don’t think they suit you. You know, I think that you should do you. If you ever feel more confident with fake freckles on your face, let’s see it. No, I’ll get the real kind. You know what’s interesting? I need the room to let me know if this is the vibe. But from my perception, When people use filters on TikTok and it, it tells you, it’s like, it tells you like, like makeup or whatever. Because you can’t, I don’t think you can get away from it. Just like straight up saying what filter you’re using. Everyone’s just like totally cool with it, but then like Instagram culture was all like, You better not doctor your situation. Negging. I’m getting, I’m getting nodding. We are doing teen look now and it will be accept — No, it will be, I’m answering her question. It will be accepted on TikTok, but rejected on Instagram is what you’re saying. I have a feeling teen look might be going further than I’m talking about, but I think freckle look and light makeup and some of these others people use and nobody. Hey, we’re teens. You actually look like you looked. I look like a baby. I’m a teen! Like it made me way younger than a teen. But a bearded baby. A bearded, a bearded baby. I, I look like my voice should be like this and it should crack a lot. What about like this? I’m a teen. I’m a teen. I’m a big fan of Teen Magazine. Mom, can I get a ride to the to the mall so that I can get a Squishmallow. Mom, I want to complete my pop out collection or whatever that’s called. I don’t like this one. I don’t like that one. But to your point about the makeup. Show face. I think that there’s something different to me. about there being a filter on a video than there is, like, somebody who does that, like, face smoothing thing on, like, still images for Facebook. Maybe because it straight up says. Like, you can’t get away from it saying – I’m using a filter. – But you can on Instagram? What was that , Link? Instagram doesn’t say the filter. That’s the reason. Is this timed? I think you have to, like, it’s one at a time. Yeah. Uh oh. Retry. Put your face right here. Oh gosh, what’s going to happen with that? My face didn’t go all the way. Is this an AI one? I don’t know what’s going on. Oh, oh, you were erased entirely. Who are you supposed to be, a schoolboy? You’re supposed to be a schoolboy? I don’t know, I need to go back. Why are you so afraid to go to school? What? Hold on, I just And now I’m just on TikTok. How do you go to the filters? Uh, plus. Oh, plus? And then, uh, go to video. Where’s that? Right, to the left, anything to the left. Now, hit the filter button on the lower left hand corner. Now hit the saved tab. Now we’re gonna go back. We’re gonna go back to this one. You put your face in there. Hurry, hurry, hurry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know what it’s called. AI yearbook. Oh yeah. AI yearbook. This is when you don’t show up on picture day. Look at your eyes. – What happened? – What happened to my eyeballs? Your left eye. It doesn’t look anything like you. What looks like a shapeshifter? Trying to be a human. All right, let’s go to this one. Charming villain. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Look how — Hi. I’ve got something nasty up my sleeve. Oh, gosh. You’re, you’re emanating Oh! Yes, you can emanate Oh, I’m like a magician. Open your mouth more. It doesn’t see that your mouth is open. My mouth is open. Thank you for giving me a chin. Half the time it doesn’t see your mouth opening. Open your mouth bigger when you talk. MY MOUTH IS OPEN! I think you need to sing a Disney song and call in your other handsome, charming villain. We cannot sing a Disney song. That will get us in trouble. A fake one, dude. Just sing in your other charming villain. A whole new chin! Sing me in. Villains don’t have buddies, man. I have a note for this one that says, can be tapped to make it male or female. Hello! I do not look like a villain at all. Of course you don’t. If I do this. Let me tap it. Oh. Now I’m a female villain. These girls Let me put the hood on. Let’s go girls, let’s get into a convertible. And get rid of the glasses now. We’re gonna get into that convertible and drive right off a cliff together. We are gonna go to a convenience store and shoplift a lipstick. That’s right. I don’t know, I can’t, I just can’t stop doing it. Oh my goodness. They’re big corporations, they’ve got plenty of money. Are you a stepchild? I could be your stepmom What did what do they do? Let’s go back. Let’s be men again. Whoa, what’s hey — We could be like, w. could be like, oh look, it’s our you look like you could be a tiktoker right now. You know what i’m saying? It’s very like you don’t look like a villain. You look like a tiktoker. I’m just here to do another TikTok. What do they say? Yeah, that’s what they say. – What did they — – They usually say I’m here to do another TikTok I’m here to do another TikTok. You know why I’m here. – The last time — – I’m here because he’s about to do another TikTok! The last time that you asked for me to do a TikTok I did one and now I’m back doing another one. Gonna keep doing them as long as he does them. Cause I, I mean, this is his account. All we do is read the comments to see who you say is more hot. Don’t say that out loud, man. Oh, sorry. Are we live? Okay. What else do we have? Oh, please don’t accidentally go live. Christmas. You’re Santa! And who am I? It’s me. You’re my little helper. You’re an elf. Hello Santa. Have you been working on the little toys for me? I’m not an elf. Look, I don’t have a filter. I’m me. Hi Link. Santa, don’t yell in my ears. Link. Yes? Do you know where the elves are? Probably another filter. Um, I would like a — Oh, you can be Mrs. Claus Yes. Oh, remove. – Let’s report. – Oh, look, now I’m Santa! Let’s report it. Ho, ho, ho! We just reported that filter. Okay. – Mr. Claus. – We just reported it. Oh. And then what? No, no, don’t. No, no, no, no, no! I don’t like Santa, that’s the Yeah, it’s not realistic enough. What about this one? Aged. Okay, well, we’ve done this before. How depressing. I don’t, I haven’t changed a bit. I like that. He does it one at a time, there you go. Did you pronounce it? No, I’m pretty old. Aged. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aged. Aged filter. If I remove this, I look absolutely horrible. Are you, are you planning on moving to England in your old age? I am so old, my voice boxes has become British. Oh my goodness. You look like that. You do look like that guy who does a fake old British guy and it’s, people think that he’s real. I look like I. Where are my eyebrows? They’ve gone because you’ve aged. The closer I get, it still is scarily accurate. I hate it. It’s amazing how much this is probably what’s going to happen to me. Look at this. You need to start hanging upside down. Everything’s drooping. I’m still happy. I’ve found my purpose. I don’t wear shoes anymore. I’m very flexible. You ought to see how flexible I am. Have you seen the flexible old men? That’s a trend. I’m not that flexible. That sounds like a Broadway show. I’m not that flexible. See, if I leave the glasses on… There’s really old, flexible men. What I’m learning is that — On TikTok. Glasses are a, are a, are an age saver. I mean, Rhett, you need to get glasses, dude, because Look at how much younger, I mean it just, it covers up part of your… Can I try? Your face. Yeah. You’re still old, but It’s better, right? But pretty flexible. I’ve been playing the piccolo a lot lately. I don’t wear shoes. The piccolo? My sleeves on my legs and my arms are three quarters. And, uh, I haven’t been reading a lot. I stopped. You see, and then you take the glasses off. Yeah, I gotta get glasses, man. When you get old, you definitely need to get glasses. Alright, what’s this one? Bring a different version of yourself to life. Bold glamour. Oh, get in, get in there close. Hey, I don’t think about myself very much. I know it looks like I might, but I don’t. I don’t look at myself much in the mirror. Look at him. Look at my lips. Look at my lips. Well, look at my lips. Look at my lips. I have lips too. Look at, I have, I have lips as well. Your lips are just as smooth as mine. I have so many lips. How do they get so smooth? I have two lips. Take your glasses off. I don’t like the glasses off with this look. Well, maybe they do. I like it. You look like Grace Jones. What? Isn’t this just what I look like? You know what would be a really great way for people to see what you look like in real life? Oh, when we go on tour? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, we only have two dates. We’re going to Dallas. Hey, hey guys. Hey Texans. We’re going to Dallas, and we’re going to Houston. I heard you like everything bigger down there. November. We’re big boys. Look at my lips. You ought to see us in person. We’re way bigger than you think we are. Goodmythicaltour.com My lips are so big. Just a couple weeks away. What are the dates? Especially in person. What are the dates? November 15th. Good God, tell me the dates! November 15th and 16th we’re gonna be in Dallas, then we’re gonna be in Houston. 15th Dallas, 16th Houston. Look at my lips. November 16th and 15th. Yeah, get on the road and do a trip. Do a road trip to come see us. Here it is. We’d love to see you. What about our eyes? Our eyes are in the shadows of my lips. My eyes are in the shadows of my lips. Okay. Alright, what else? Oh God, who’s this? Oh my goodness! Oh God, what happened? I don’t understand! Listen! Listen! I came outside and I saw it. It was so big and it was a tornado and it picked me up And you won’t believe the things I saw. You won’t believe the things I saw. Took me all the way to South Carolina It took me all the way to South Carolina, can you believe that? Can you believe that? I can’t believe it because when he landed, I was there, he landed right next to me, I looked up and I saw him and I said, who is that coming down, it’s somebody coming right over here to me in South Carolina. Oh my goodness. He was in a tornado. And now, we’re the best. Now we’re the best of friends. We’ve been hanging out. I haven’t even called work. I haven’t even called work. I told him to quit work. Who needs work when you got friends? Like me. Huh? Huh? And I, I’m a, I, I have a, I have a, A trust fund. He’s gonna live off my trust fund! We’ve been playing a lot of Destiny. It’s a video game I didn’t even know about. Anyway, as soon as the tornado comes back through, I’ll probably go back to North Carolina. I’m gonna miss him so much when that tornado comes back. He’s been so good for me. He’s gotten me out of bed. He’s gotten me playing Destiny again. You know what? I’ll go so far as to say… I found my destiny when he fell out of the tornado. Oh my goodness. Oh, I wish you could see what this looks like. What is it? Are you even playing with the filter? What is the filter? You would not believe it! You would not believe it! You gotta get a load of it! It’s just the best! I’m gonna do a screen cap. Well, I hope you’ve been doing a screen cap this whole time. I just want you to be able to see a screen cap. It doesn’t work. He don’t know how to use a screen cap. Well, hey Stevie. I’m over here. You’ll see it when it comes out. I look — Whoa. You gotta get close to make it crazy. Look at my eyes. My eyes look like they’re binoculars. Oh my goodness. That’s the best filter I’ve ever seen. Does it cross your eyes or are my eyes actually crossed? Let me see. You’re crossing them. I’m crossing them. And I’m uncrossing them. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up. That’s good. It’s not, it won’t accept me. Boy, this is. What do they call this, South Carolina? This improves my self esteem. They call this one South Carolina. Well. My eyes are so big. Woo! Man, I cannot wait to watch this back. Bye y’all! Tell them bye! I will see y’all on the flip side! Yeah! Y’all look for the tornado and see if maybe he’ll be in it! Good Mythical Tour is coming to Texas! Get your tickets to see us and the Mythical Crew in Dallas on November 15th and Houston on November 16th. at GoodMythicalTour.com