What’s the best chain breadstick? Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. You know, there are some foods that are always stuck playing second banana. And I’m not talking about bananas. Yeah, he’s talking about breadsticks. They are often served as a side dish to pizza and pasta. So that carb loading athletes or carb loading. YouTube hosts can better fuel their powerful bodies and minds. But they’re rarely the main event. Well, until now. It’s time for the humble breadsticks moment in the spotlight with bread in stick form. Tasted blind. Okay, boys, today you’re going to taste, guess, and ultimately choose the best breadsticks from Domino’s, Papa John’s, Olive Garden, Applebee’s, Sbarro, Little Caesars, and Pizza Hut. Please note that these are strictly sticks made of bread, some featuring a light dusting of Parmesan cheese. You will not find any garlic bread or cheesy bread here. Because we’re probably saving that for another episode. Let’s be honest. Okay. That’s right. Gotta mix it up. And of course, all the breadsticks will be served via the patent pending little bread Corvette. Oh, because of Prince. It’s so cute. Go ahead and put on your blindfold so we can prep our little cars. We were alive when Prince was singing that song. And what was that song about? Baby, you’re much too fast. Ah. As you can see, we cannot. Okay, are we ready for the first bread stick? Let’s drive it in. Oh, well, that’s a breadstick, all right. Nice and rounded on the end… like a good breadstick should be… You know, you don’t want to go to the optometrist, tell them that you got your eye poked out with a breadstick. Nope. In fact, if I did poke my eye out with a breadstick, I would make up a different story to tell my optometrist. I would say it was a finger of a very soft man. I was. You know how I like to get poked in the eye by soft men. Oh, you know how soft men are always pointing at me. Well, I got a little too close to one of them, Doc. That one was buttery. It wasn’t that great. Let’s be honest. It was a bit salty. It could have had more flavor, but it was a great consistency. It was a great consistency. But I’m licking my lips to taste the outside of it. I thought it was pretty decent. I mean… I’m giving it a six. Don’t get me wrong. I’m also giving it a six. I just think it could be better, but I do like. It’s above average. where is it from, Link I don’t even know. I have an educated guess, which I’m gonna give at the count of three. Okay. Three, two, one. Applebee’s. Olive Garden. So we both thought that it was the higher end of the spectrum. The non pizza ends. My reasoning was it was shaped exactly like an Olive Garden breadstick. But Olive Garden breadsticks are better than that in my mind. Okay. So I thought maybe it was Applebee’s I don’t think so. I can hear them driving up. Oh… Oh. Not as soft. Whoa. Way different Soft and squared off. We’ve got a way different breadstick. It’s flat on the sides. It’s got oregano. very oregano forward. I don’t think you could poke somebody’s eye out with that. Very buttery. I think it would have to be, like, inside of a. Some sort of air cannon that would fire it at really unnatural speeds. It’s difficult for a person to get a breadstick moving at a speed that can actually do damage to another person. Right. Trust me, I’ve tried. But when you did, you would have to tell your optometrist that you were poked in the eye by a hard man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how hard men are always pointing at me, doc. Hush your mouth. I have to think of how good that was. Better than the last one. Not much, though. Yeah. So I’m in a seven territory for me as well. Oh, yeah. Where do they have flat breadsticks? Where do they have these flat breadsticks? Okay. Three, two, one. Little Caesar’s. Pizza Hut. Oh, yeah. We both thought it was fast food pizza, but we don’t know where it’s from. What do you think is the tastiest cheese? Not cheese bread. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? Hold on. Did I just get poked by a hard man or a soft man? My chair gave way. All right. Lost my train of thought somehow. Who do you predict has the tastiest breadstick? I have in my mind what I think that company is. I think it’s Olive Garden. I think it’s Domino’s, because I know their cheesy bread is really good. I don’t want to give you another hint of them. Mm. Oh. Oh, that’s thin. but that’s good. That’s like sucking on a garlic finger compared to the other ones. Yeah, that’s got some taste. It’s got parmesan cheese sprinkles on it. I really like that. They’re so good. So garlicky. Buttery. Cheesy somehow, right? I think it’s super tangy. There’s something going on. I really like it. And they’re just smaller. I don’t typically do this, but I’m gonna give it an 8.5. Can I do that? Can I do a point? Why? Why are you gonna do that? Because I don’t think it deserves a nine, and I think it’s better than an eight. Well, in order to, like, even it out, I’ll also give it an 8.5. We’re agreeing about every score so far. Okay. Yes. That’s the way we do. We share our taste in sticks. But where’s it from? Ready to guess? Oh. Oh, yes. Three, two, one. Olive Garden. Sbarro. Oh, you see?.. See, I actually know that wasn’t Domino’s, but now I think Sbarro has the best stick. It could. It could. I don’t know. Too small for Olive Garden, dude. Way too small. You’re so fickle. Okay, I’m using my power of echolocation to find this one. Could you slightly maneuver the car? Stop it. Stop it. Oh. What? What? What is that? What shape is that? What taste is that? Oh, it’s. It’s a shorty. It’s stumpy. It has a odd. It’s got an odd taste to it. There’s a little bit of cracker in it. It’s weird. That got mixed up with something. It’s not something else in the bag. It’s not bad. It’s just so different than all the other ones. No, it has almost an Asian flavor to it… Like, I think this was a delivery driver who was delivering orange chicken. And these breadsticks. So weird. I’m trying to figure out I taste crab. That’s not true. It’s not true at all. It’s just so different than the other ones, but… Little crabby, little crabby. I’m finding myself still liking it, but it’s so different. It’s not even a stick shaped. I don’t like it that much. Four… tastes like crab. No, I still like it. I’m giving it a six. but. Crap polo. Where is this thing from? We’re over here. Oh, there you go. Okay, good. I’m sorry. I was using echolocation. 3, 2, 1. Domino’s? Applebee’s. I thought Domino’s for a second. I don’t know. I haven’t had the breadsticks from Domino’s. Cause they could go with that type of weird shape. Domino’s has a cheesy bread that is to die for. But then you kind of start thinking that… your pizza Is kind of cheesy bread so you don’t get it. Hey, did you know that we’re playing Dungeons and Dragons over on the Mythical Society? Yes. There is a show roll for Mythicality. Roll for Mythical. Where Emily, Trevor, Mikaela, and Lily. And every week, a new special guest play D&D. Including us. We’ve guested on there. Yes, we have. And this is available for first, second, and third degree members of the Mythical Society. Go over to mythicalsociety.com and check it. Episode four is out. Now. Oh. Oh. Mushy. So soft. I like the softness. The taste is a bit disappointing. It tasted. It tastes like it was frozen at one point. That may be the case with all of these but… I’m gonna give this one a three. Compared to the flavor of the other ones, this one is just really lacking. I’m gonna give it a four. It feels kind of like the last one. There’s a weird flavor. It’s like it got mixed up with some strawberries or something. I don’t know what happened. Like, it’s something fruity in it. That’s wild, dude. You are all over the place today. I’m just saying. It’s got notes of strawberries in a bad way. It’s just the only thing I can think of. It just doesn’t taste like a garlicky buttery breadstick. There’s not enough yeast. Where is it from? Three… Where is it from? Two… One. Little Caesar’s. Crap. I can’t think of the choices. Just say something. Except Little Caesar’s. I can’t say Little Caesar’s. I have no clue what it is. It’s too short to be Little Caesars. I’m gonna give this to Applebee’s again. Oh, you bit it, dude. I bit it hard. You bit it hard. Listen. Dang, son. How did I go right for it? It went deep. How did I go right for it? I was like. I was like, I’ve done it. I’ve landed on the breadstick. And then I bit. I thought you bitten to punish me. I thought it was a breadstick. Your finger is so much softer on the outside than one would expect. But then… He bit it so hard. No, you gotta understand what happened in my brain, I bit it. And then the first thought I had was, not, this is a man’s finger. It was, this breadstick has a bone. I thought this breadstick had a bone… And then my next thought was, that’s a finger. Thumb. It was a thumb, dude. That was my thumb. The most breadstick, like, finger is the thumb. How did it go in. I was blindfolded. I had the perfect aim. Like, I came in. I tried to come in with the thing, and I got right. I could have bitten harder, man. You’re lucky. Your lips didn’t hit it… The first time I felt anything was the back of your throat. It’s the first time this whole game, that I just went straight for it. And you just happened to do the thumb right for it. And it was a perfect. We lined up perfectly. Oh, don’t ever do that again. Trust me, I won’t. You’re not doing it to me, are you? That was overcooked. I mean, that really hurt, dude. Like. that really hurt. That’s how hard I bite down on a breadstick. You gotta get through the bone of the breadstick. I swear, I was like, boy, this is a soft one. I felt like you hit the bone and then you doubled down for a second. I don’t know if it’s because I almost lost a thumb, but this is the worst breadstick I’ve eaten all day. Oh, I don’t think it’s that bad. It’s overcooked. It doesn’t have the softness of other ones. I’m gonna give it a six. I don’t like it. I think it’s a three for me. I think it’s okay. I have a guess, though. Let me try to remember. These other pizza places. What would be a… I can read the whole list. Crappy pizza place. No, I’m ready. Okay. Three, two, one. Sbarro. Pizza Hut. Oh, you thought that’s Sbarro? Cause it’s big. It’s big. I didn’t think it was that big. Mine was big. Do you think my thumb was big? Bigger than a finger? Maybe it’s just cause I had a finger. Well, a thumb is a big finger. Is your finger over here? No, no, no. I’m so nervous now. Oh. Mmm. Whoa. Is that two fused together? That’s the widest breadstick I’ve ever put my mouth on. That’s a bread slab. What in the world? Who’s going so big? Oh, it’s got a weird taste. huh? I don’t particularly like this one. Yeah, there’s not as much surface area. The ratio’s off. 5. I’m also gonna give this one a three… to tie my lowest. Ah, shoot. Where would this be from? All right. Three, two, one. Sbarro. Applebee’s. I just think that either Applebee’s or Sbarro’s doing something weird. I agree. Yeah, you can take them off. Oh, we’re Done. How do you feel about your performance today? I would say there is a… 80% chance I got none of them right. Did you see the thumb go in the mouth, Stevie, or was that… To be honest, I was looking down for a split second, and then when I popped back up, the aftermath was occurring. And you never saw him go down on it. So what happened? I tried to like… You got a pretty bready thumb. I tried to put my hand over the breadstick and I went like this. And I pulled it in and just. And you just immediately chomped. Your thumb is breadier than mine, look. I got a bready thumb. Do you think it’s gonna. There’s gonna be like a bruise situation. I bit hard. Oh, yeah, it was. I tried to work through the bone. Yeah, it was. It was bite encounter bone. Double down a little. Okay, let’s get some the ice on standby for the more. Well, thank you. But I will tell you. Link, you got three correct. Yeah… And Rhett, you got… That’s pretty good. only two correct. Which mean that link wins. I’m surprised that we both got any correct. Honestly, Link the first two you got correct. And I thought it was going to be one of those days where you’re just getting it all. A bread man. A bread genius. And great news. You have won unlimited breadsticks. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. Look at that. Here’s a breadstick. And then here’s a bread stick… There’s a bread stick. Here’s a bread stick. Wow. Whoa… Oh, my God. Whoa. What is that? Oh, baguettes. Oh, look at these. Keep it flat, Keep it flat. Don’t let people. Don’t people understand the illusion. Oh, look at that. Bread. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. Here’s a breadstick. I love this kind of bread. Here’s a breadstick. And the one that far and away you thought was the best was actually from Papa John’s. I really thought, oh, we don’t want to see that. I’ve already bitten off that. Huh. That’s one of the best breadsticks I’ve ever had. How did we feel about the Domino’s breadstick? You didn’t like it that much, but Rhett got it correct. The one that you thought was the worst was Little Caesar’s. Okay. Worst was Little Caesars. Okay. I don’t know what we learned today. Well, I learned it. Link’s got a bread thumb. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You know what time it is? Hi, I’m Charlie. I’m Max. And I’m Oliver. And we’re from Kaysville, Utah. And we just had a pizza and breadstick blind taste test. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. There’s not a future in it, boys. Nope. 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