Welcome to Good Mythical More. Who knew there were so many specialized forks out there that you could spend your hard earned money on? We’re gonna test the Man Fork, the Funny Fork, the Mango Fork, and a few other wild forks in this more. But first, this just in, they call him the Machiavelli of mashed potatoes and you won’t believe how much gravy he’s bringing home. Right, um, I would, I would say it’s a couple of buckets, but he, um, sadly he didn’t show up today because he has faked his own death. Ah, oh, and I’m getting, I’m hearing it’s not actually gravy. Oh. So he’s not actually dead. – I’m sorry, we’re not… – It’s not actually gravy. I’m not going to tell you what it is, but it’s two buckets worth. All right, now to the weather. It’s hand soap. It’s hand soap. It’s hand soap. That’s, yep. Okay, so you can eat this with your hands. We got special spoons, man. Look at this. Yep, that’s a really special spoon. It looks like a fork. Special forks. What’s this one called? I’m interested in this. This one doesn’t have packaging. Pretty, pretty smart looking here. Cause when you start twizzling your, your fork. Look how, look how hard it’s going. It wraps around all of the, the boobies. Well, am I gonna have to get a, maybe if I go in sideways. Is it not working for you? I just put it down on there. How is this different than a regular fork so far? I think it’s rolling a lot easier. I mean, just get a normal fork, right? Here we go. See if I take this normal fork and I just put it down in this and I go like that. And I pick it up. You see what happens? it stays on it stays on but – It stays on. – It stays on. But. then when I use this one. And I put it I put it down and I do like that. It stays on. I mean there’s more. There is more. I don’t know about this. Is it… Maybe if you’re… Noodles are too oily or wet. You need one of these forks, but like… This is some perfectly cooked noodles. I’m not sold. I’m not sold on this one either I mean I like giving them to people at a Spaghetti fundraiser might be fun. This is something i’m excited about though the Watermelon fork. All right, we’re gonna get, Check it. We’re giving up on this one. This failed. Watch this. Don’t buy the spaghetti fork. Whoop. Ooh. Didn’t you just pick that whole thing up? You got to go with the grain though. Ah! Look at that. Look at that. You, did you look at, did you look at a special camera? I did. We don’t even use those anymore. Do we use those anymore? Sometimes. Sometimes. We do now. Well, I hope, I hope you’re using it right now because my boy over here is using it. Now I’ll give you a little bite. Do, do me a crosshatch thing so that they come out in, in cubes. See if that happens. Well, that’s going to be hard because it, it’s a, but I don’t need your excuses. It’s like that. No, no, no. Go all the way across. Go all the way across and then go that way. And see what happens. So you have to come out, though, like this. Okay. Then you go that way. And now, there’s a nice cube over there for me. Don’t, less with the grunting. That’s harder than it looks. I am, I’m so fixated on every fork in my drawer being in the same place, the right place. The last thing I want is some odd fork that doesn’t have a spot in the drawer. You keep this next to the watermelon. That’s really good. I like the style. I mean, I don’t have a place in my house to keep that fork. It’s also like, when do you cut a watermelon in half and just sit down and eat it by yourself? Well, from here on out. When you’re depressed, Stevie, look into it. Huh? I don’t think it’s a depression food. A depression food. I’ll go for something else. Why am I eating this with my hands when I’ve got all these forks or something? I’m pretty fond of this contraption. So I think this one works. I’m not going to argue with there’s not a place for it, but since when has that stopped me? I got all kinds of things in my kitchen that I don’t use anymore. Let’s go to the man fork. We each have one of these. We were on Bert Kreischer’s podcast. Um, something’s burning. Uh, had a lot of fun with him. You can, you can, um, you can look… Look for our guest appearance on YouTube if you want to see us on his show, but… I literally… He actually started talking about how he wanted a bigger fork or did he say he got a bigger? He said that he was frustrated with how little he could get with a regular fork. And so he started eating with a serving fork. And he gained a lot of weight doing that. Uh, and so he stopped. But I just sent him this picture and he said, now this is what I’m talking about. Oh, already? Got a response, that quick. That quick, huh? So we are actually friends now. Yeah, we’re friends. Was I on the thread? Oh, yeah. I didn’t do our special thread, it’s just me and him. He said, now that’s what I’m talking about? Now that’s what I’m talking about. Well, uh, you want to FaceTime him? I mean, when we’re doing the show, we’re testing the fork. We can FaceTime. Rhett? Well, that’s asking a lot. You want somebody to do that to us? Yeah. Okay. We need to build some more trust in the relationship. Yeah, yeah. I don’t think he trusts you yet. It’s a big fork. I’m trying to get the least amount I can. It’s not too big. In fact, if it’s in my hand, it just looks like a normal fork, I think. Yeah, it kinda does. You know? I mean, this, uh, it all goes in the mouth. I mean, when there’s nothing on it. What do I do with this? I need something else to fork besides just pasta. I mean, I use the bigger spoon. Out of the drawer. I don’t use the little spoon or the tablespoon. For what? Or the teaspoon? No. All of my spoon needs. But you are the little spoon. Any, oh, you never use a regular spoon? No, I always use the bigger spoon. Not a serving spoon, but the… A soup spoon? I guess, the bigger one. I always use that. So this is the fork equivalent of that, which… How big is your spoon for ice cream? It’s about equivalent to the, I wasn’t going to swallow that. How about it? It won’t even come off. How can I swallow that entirely? That’s just, I’m looking out for you. Okay. Thank you. I’m not that hungry or stupid. Thank you. Uh, I would say that my spoon is as big as this fork. So this fork would have a home in my mouth. This passes. This is good. I don’t like the marketing. Man fork, eh. Women can have big forks too. It feels, it feels a little toxic masculinity. I mean it does say, bigger bites, quicker gains. So basically, it’s, it’s marketing itself on making you eat more. Now I got a, this they call the funny fork. More food, more flavors. The funny fork. Now, you can’t spin it because it just spins. So you really just gotta come in here and grab. This thing will, will extend to 25 inches. And if you’ve ever been curious what 25 inches is That’s it. That’s not, that’s 25 inches right there. I don’t think it’s a fork that you use for yourself. But I am. I got one too. I’ll use it on him. I use it for my watermelon sometimes. Yeah, look. I can be over here. I can use this fork. Don’t feed me with it. Don’t put sharp objects in my face. It’s not sharp. It’s pointing that way. It’s not pointing this way. Just bite it. – Come on. – I’ll bite your finger again. Come on. I already put my thumb in your mouth. I’m not letting you put a fork in my mouth. I’m not. That’s got a 25 inch fork. I’m just trying to get you to eat the… I’m trying to get… Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m trying to get you to eat the watermelon. Wow! Gee whiz! This is great for all the people who’ve been asking you guys to fork. I just put that on the floor and put it back in. Yeah, now try to do that again. I was actually kind of impressed with how Why’d you move it? I’m looking right where it was. Let me get a bigger one. Hup! Are you moving it? No! Oh, I got, I went right through it, look. Here we go. It’s so satisfying. That’s cool, you took it away and everything. Get it out of my face, man, what’s wrong with you? You want to hurt somebody so bad, you need to go to a, you need to go to a rage room. You can have both of them. You need to go to a rage room that has a person in it. You can have both of them. I put my thumb in your mouth, and you’d think that would have gained me something. Respect. Oh yeah, we never got that ice for you, did we? It’s, it’s really fine. It’s gone away. The indentions have almost gone away. Thank you for saying it, though. This is a fork that’s giving you a bad side. Look at that. Oh, it’s finger fork. Middle finger fork. Middle finger fork. It’s the fork that flips you off. For holding, peeling, and eating mangoes easily and without mess, insert the long center tip into the wide bottom of the fruit and use the fork as an handle. As an handle. That’s what it says. Okay. I just tried to say proper. What I don’t understand is… The peeling part. The peeling part. How is this just not like a regular fork in the way that it’s being used? You know what I’m saying? Let me read this to you again. What part do I put the… The stem side or the non stem side? For holding, peeling, and eating mangoes easily and without mess, insert the long center tip into the wide bottom of the fruit and use the fork as an handle. Got it? Oh, and then I think you still have to use a knife. Oh, it’s hitting a pit though. I’m hitting a pit. You still have to use a, it hits the pit down there. Yeah, I can’t, I can’t get it to go in. This is dumb. Oh, well thank you. You got me. It doesn’t work. Really work as in a handle. You know what I’m saying? Like maybe, maybe I’ll do it. Maybe you do it from the not… It hit something there too. It has, oh. This is scary. What is in the middle of it? So I went into the side of it. I went into the bottom. And now what? You have to peel off the skin with a peeler or a knife. With something else? Yeah, and then you like hold it like a popsicle. I don’t understand why that’s different than using my I can’t even use it, well not this. I think it might be because it would be really hard to get a fork into it. This man fork? Look at that. I mean, I’m putting a, just a man fork in there and that’s fine. And then what, you just peel it? You just spin it? I mean, this is, this is scary. This is ruthless. This is worthless. It’s dumb. Is it so you don’t hold it, like, with your other hand? Yeah, so it’s, you have a little distance, but a fork does that. That doesn’t do anything. Okay, that’s not bad. Okay, here we go. Instead of spinning it, you just go like this. Huh. Okay. Okay! Instead of what? I was trying to spin it. Spin it. Let’s get rid of these. We don’t need these. Watch yourself. I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want to hurt you either, man. I just, uh, you know, why should anyone get hurt on this show? Good question. mean, is that what it feels like? Is that what it feels like to get stabbed? No. To kill a mango. Oh. It’s so soft in there. Okay. Then you just take it and… What about the um, how does the skin go? In your mouth? Is it good? It’s poisonous. Oh is it? No it’s not. You can’t be poisoned if this thing so close to it is the thing you eat. I think you just eat the skin. It’s not good, but you’re making fart noises. Suctioning fart noises. I’m really getting into my mango. Do we have any other forks? This is, this is all you had hoped for, huh? This is everything you wanted? Well, I did want to say, if anyone’s concerned, we’re gonna leave the rest of the spaghetti out for the crew. Right. Yeah, yeah. Some of this I spit back onto the plate. And that is actually what we do. A lot of people are like, do you guys clean it up? No, no, no. We leave everything out. And then anyone who didn’t bring their lunch. Which is a lot of people. Just come up here and it’s just first come first serve. Usually somebody does get hurt. And then we have to change that sign that says days without an accident Zero. Are they getting hurt because of the food or because of the rush to the food? Unclear. The rush to the food. Got it. and because we gave everybody one of these for um, christmas last year and hanukkah I mean, yep, this is just… This is just a… slightly safer s’more maker. Yeah. I do like this one the best. This is my favorite fork. This is my second favorite fork. 25 inches. You’ve never seen it. There it is. And uh, my third favorite fork is the man fork. Stay away from the fire. Bless you. The big fork is the man fork. My second favorite fork is the 25 incher. Combine the two. And I would like a 40 incher man fork. That’s what I’m in the market for. Alright, I’ll get you for that for Hanukkah. You have to give me like, I think it’s like, 13? 12. 12? Alright, how many days to Hanukkah? 8. Well, we got 12 days.