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Okay, boys, one of our contestants today has earned itself a first round buy on account of it being the closest to the original Kid Cuisine, the All Star Nuggets meal. The rest of your lineup is as follows. Seed four and five, level up shark shaped fish sticks versus level up dino nuggets. Seed three and six, level up cheese quesadilla versus level up mac and cheese bites. And Seed 2 and 7, Popcorn Chicken vs. Mini Corn Dogs. Whoa. Are we about to level up? Sounds like it! I think it’s healthy for sure. Yeah, it’s gonna be good for our bodies. And today, the board will be operated by none other than Chef Juliette Jacques Pomplamoose Cousteau. Wow. Uh, who’s a Michelin starred chef coming to us all the way from France. Oh. Hello! Hi. How dare you call this cuisine? You know what else is admitted? Kid! What is kid? We do not have kids. In France, everyone is born at 40 years old and dies a sexy 40 year old person. Wow, that’s not much of a life span. Right, yeah, it’s quick. No, it’s just, you look like that. Oh, okay, forever. And also, this is my first time trying to do French accent. Sorry, France! I’m so sorry! No, don’t do that. It sounds great to us. Alright. You can level it up. I’m sorry, millennials. I’m not familiar with these things, but I’m ready to taste them. Yes. The first match up of the morning is level up shark shaped fish sticks and level up dino nuggets. All of the level up meals advertise their protein count on the box, so we can assume these are meant to be a more significant portion, and uh, the loser of each round will get zapped to death in our haunted, malfunctioning, uh, microjizz sorry, microwave, uh, right behind you. Oh, wow, okay. I don’t understand. Okay, what I also don’t understand is these. They put the fries and the nugs right next to each other? Like they’re just all mixed up? My, my shark has a, has a fry dangling from its chin. That’s what happens, for sure. – Now, you know… – And the only dip is chocolate? Uh, you could probably bring ketchup. Of your own. Well, it’s not with it. Um, I will say that NBC once called Kid Cuisine the worst kid’s packaged lunch in America in terms of health content. That’s why I’ve never eaten them. Also, we’re too old. This is a bit tough to, uh, like. The fish is not tasty. – The fries are not great. – This could be a lot worse though. Yeah, it could be worse. And then you, you, you dip this. – You dip your cookie into the… – Chocolate sauce. We’ve got to break the surface. Look at that. Look at that. There’s a film on it. There’s a pudding top. It tastes exactly like it looks, which is like not great. They’re taking advantage of you children. It’s got sort of an easy bake oven sort of vibe on that. Uh, chocolate. I don’t know why it was hard for me to say the word children, but it was. Because you don’t have any more anymore. Not this young. Oh look, I got a stegosaurus. What did you get? Well, you don’t even get it. I ate it. I think I got a brontosaurus. I keep wanting to dip it in the chocolate. Try it. Why not? – Some kids will do it – Because it’s there. Well, chicken’s better than fish. Definitely. Mm-Hmm? The fries are the same. Fries are the same. Comes down to these pretzel bones. I never had a pretzel bone. I’m glad you’re here for it. I’m glad you’re here for it. It’s like a dinosaur bone. Yeah, yeah. That goes in the chocolate. Oh my gosh, look. It’s like, it really is like a tar pit. It’s all, yeah, it’s, it’s leathery. Yeah. So, it kind of works over here. For it to be that way. When was the last time you’ve been to La Brea? Too long, Rhett. Let’s go back. Ooh! These taste good. Did you know that, that right here in the middle of Los Angeles you can go to a tar pit? – Hey! – What are you laughing at back there? What’s so funny? – Someone… – Farted? Yeah, I was gonna say something. Someone is on the roof knocking? Come in! We’re trying to figure out what that means. Use the door preferably! I can go fight them! Give me my baguette! Yeah, let’s send our French chef to fight the person on the roof. Is it Santa looking for a chimney? Alright. The chicken is so much better than the fish. Even though it’s less protein. It’s better, I just want to, for the fish people out there. For the fish people out there? It’s not that bad. We love fish people. Alright, all are welcome here. I think maybe you just don’t like fish sticks, but it is worse for sure. Alright, we’re gonna get rid of this, which means that the dino nuggets move on. Giacomanda, or whatever your name is. Did you say Giacomanda? What did you say? Giacomanda. Giacomanda, no! Les Poulettes! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Les Poulettes d’Inversaceur! And that means that the fish ones are going in the… What do you call this thing, Stevie? It’s a cum microwave! Isn’t that right? Is it gonna? What did I say? Is it gonna? Oh, there it went. It went away. Forever. It’s pretty spooky. Next we’ve got level up cheese quesadillas versus level up mac and cheese bites. And the side over here is what we’ve already experienced. Which they’re now calling moon cookies because it’s intergalactic space galaxy themed. They can call them whatever they want. Um, and there’s the chocolate sauce. Ooh! This has got different types of cheese. – It also has… – White cheese, orange cheese. I almost said green. You know that sauce that they put inside the quesadillas at Taco Bell? It’s got something like that. It also has way more protein than the mac and cheese bites, despite it just being like cheese and bread on both. 23 grams of protein compared to 10. Do you really need to have the moon cookies just because they’re called something different now? I don’t think so. This is a very bland quesadilla. Well, I was thinking it was less bland than I was, was expecting because kids, they’re so bland. That’s why I don’t have any more. That’s why I just had two and stopped. I don’t know what happened to you, but their, their, their taste is so bland that they don’t like spicy. This actually has a little bit of that sauce in it that makes them taste a little bit different. So. I think this is, I’m not gonna give you a score because that’s not what we’re doing. For me, bland is a good thing. Oh, oh, you, okay. You like that. Yeah. What do we have over here? These are little blue cookies that are magical tongue dying cookie gems. Uh oh, this sounds like trouble. So we’re, so we’re starting with the dessert over here. I’m just gonna chew it out like normal. Let’s see if it dyes our tongue. well, they’re still pieces. It’s still some pieces, but it worked. I know, that’s cool. And instead of chocolate dip, we have cheese dip. Oh, for mac and cheese bites to go into cheese. But, but, don’t the bites have cheese in it already? Yeah, but cheese on cheese. I mean, it’s full of cheese. Why would I need a cheese dip when I could have more chocolate dip? Because you don’t want to dip these in chocolate. That’s for dying your tongue. These are good. I’m not even a kid. It doesn’t need a pool of cheese over here. Only you would complain about a pool of cheese. A pool of cheese is the best thing that has happened today. I mean, it’s mac and cheese bites… – Dipped into more cheese. – But the inside of it is cheese! It’s too much cheese when I can have chocolate! No one is gonna complain about more cheese, man. I’m gonna dip this into the chocolate to show you that it could have been done. But these are actually pretty good quesadillas. I love the inventiveness of this. We got cheese dipped in cheese, you got blue dyeing things, you got a unicorn on the packaging. That’s true, but the cheese redundancy is the only thing I don’t like, and you do like that. So are you voting for this? As an engineer, I think we both agree that redundancy is a good thing. Especially when it comes to cheese. You got me there. I got him! I think that they taste better than the quesadilla, so… And they get better with the cheese. All right, we’re gonna move the mac and cheese bites on. And that means that we are sending the quesadilla quesadilla to our microwave or whatever Stevie called it. Whoa, that’s effective Now we’ve got popcorn chicken versus mini corn dogs. Okay, can I just point out that there’s a little brownie here, Link. And that it has victory sprinkles on it. So be careful. Okay, but over here we have um, fudge brownie with celebration sprinkles. Oh no. And they are different types of sprinkles. So I now know the difference between victory and celebration sprinkles. Victory sprinkles are round. Yep. Celebration sprinkles are… – Oblong. – Oblong. Kids, uh, I want to apologize, because I figure kids are watching this episode. I just want to, what Stevie called the, uh, microwave. She said it was the micro-whiz. She said micro-whiz. Because it’s like, uh, it’s like a smart microwave. I’m worried about the children. Not just because of Stevie, but because of the fact that Kid Cuisine is mixing the fries willy nilly into their main compartment. So I think kids are very impressionable. Impressionable. Just like little baby ducks. And what happens is, is they grow up just mixing their fries into everything and that’s not how it’s supposed to be done, kids. Fries need their own chamber. Yeah. Good gosh, what’s wrong with this popcorn chicken? It is as dry as the surface of the moon. Yeah. Or a, um, or a penguin’s tuchus. Cause we got the penguin here. Penguin is a mascot. This is KC the penguin. This is not the same penguin, um, that used to be on the package. That was BJ and, and I get for, for reasons that we’ve already discussed, we had to change his name to KC from BJ. Yeah. And, um, there was also a polar bear named the chef. BJ had an incident with a microwave that resulted in a… – There is so much… – The corn is horrible. There’s nothing on the corn except… The chicken is horrible. There’s so much breading. There’s not really any chicken. Before I taste my victory sprinkles. I kind of want to eat savory over here. Now I’m a corn dog, man. These are turkey corn dogs. And see when you pick them up. – They have fries! – It just have fries… – That stuck to them! – Kids, that’s not supposed to happen. I have to eat fries off of my corn dog. There’s, I would love some mustard. Didn’t come with it. – These are much better. – Way better than this moon chicken. And it’s turkey. Which has got to be better than what a normal corn dog would have in it. So are these the same brownie basically? This is chocolate cake. This is not a brownie. Yours isn’t a brownie. Oh my gosh It’s like an easy bake oven. Oh, that is rubbery. You could seal a hole in a canoe with that. If you’re a kid living on a canoe, or just canoeing. Similar gelatinous. It’s the exact same thing. But you know what? With different sprinkles. I think I prefer the celebration. Sprinkles? You know, cause you can celebrate whether or not you have a victory or not. Alright, these popcorn chickens are an abomination. So this corndog moves on. Okay. You know, I do not understand this, uh, sensitivity about certain words. Because aren’t children half made up of jizz? This is what makes children, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They’re half that. – They’re half jizz. – It’s what kids are made of. Jizz kids. In France, they put stuff on billboards that would make me blush. I don’t know. I don’t know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Y’all have stuff on billboards that would make you blush, right? Yeah. We are not sensitive about these things. Yeah. – You can see a topless person on… – The news. Television. Television. The news? What is this? Alright, I put this here. Disgusting! Disgusting American! And that means we are moving Popcorn chicken into the micro-whiz. – It’s gone. – It’s… No, okay. You know, staying on theme of the way we’ve been talking about kids and jizz and stuff. Um, we recently recorded an episode of Good Mythical Weekend and called the Spicy Kiss Challenge and we intended it to be released here on YouTube. And then, uh, our crew members shared stories that were so spicy. So spicy that we couldn’t put it on YouTube. So we had to put it on the Mythical Society. Yep. Yep. You gotta know your limits. Literally, Stevie said, this is the dirtiest thing that’s ever happened on this set. Period. And we weren’t a part of it, so you can enjoy it on the Mythical Society without us. Above Good Mythical Weekend. – Oh wow. – I mean Evening. Oh, over evening. You know what you did. – Okay. – You know what you did. So, first, second, and third degree members, you can go over there and watch it at mythicalsociety.com if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m afraid. Now back to kids cuisine. Okay, we got a, uh, a surprising nugget to nugget round here between the All Star Nuggets and the Level Up Dino Nuggets. So the Level Up, I mean the All Star Nuggets. Smaller. Medallion like. It’s fine. But they’re not tainted by french fries. Do you see that? There is a whole mac and cheese container. I don’t think the nuggets are as good as the dinos. But there’s mac and cheese. Which doesn’t taste great. I’m sure it doesn’t taste great. Let me taste it. But compare that dino to the, to the all star nugget. The dinos are flat and meatier. Moisture. Hmm. They’re just better. Aren’t they? Yes. But you get a brownie. That could, that could plug a hole in a canoe. You get corn. You don’t get fries, but you do get mac and cheese. All of it’s horrible. We’ve already determined that these, uh, bones are tasty in the chocolate sauce. So I gotta say. This is better. I like the presentation here, but you’re right, none of it tastes great, so. So we’re going to send the Dino Nuggets forward. It’s an upset! This is so disgusting! And I eat snails while smoking five cigarettes at the same time! Alright. Ha ha! We hear you. Is it up here? Okay, uh, that means we are sending the original All Star Nuggets into the micro-whiz. That’s what we think of the number one seed. Yeah, take that. It’s time for Level Up Mac and Cheese Bites to go against the Mini Corn Dogs. So we got cheese on cheese, and the Mini Corn Dogs have no cheese anywhere. But they have turkey. And again, I’m on, I’m team cheese on cheese. And team dyed tongue. Team dyed tongue and team cheese on cheese. I mean, it’s good. It’s, it is. They are tasty. These might actually be the two tastiest things in the tournament. I think it’s just how it’s shaken out. I think I could take these to a family reunion as long as I took them all out of the kid cuisines and putting them, put them on like a plate. Well, maybe if you flash fried them or something, because they’re a little soft for an adult palate. They’re good, though. They’re solid. Mm hmm. Mm. These are better. I really appreciate the cheese on cheese, but the single best taste on this place is the corndogs. So I agree. I agree. We’re gonna send the corndog forward. This is another upset. This is so disgusting. I would not even feed this to my little rat friend that lives in my pants. What’s his name? Rat-a-tootie. Oh, he’s in the back of the pants. Oh, he’s in the back. That’s where that noise is coming from. Rat-a-tootie. I like that. That means, these pretty good cheese bites are going away. Oh, hate to see you go. And vying for the crown, it’s level up Dino Nuggets. Versus mini corn dogs. I’m just disappointed in the cling nature of – the french fries to the… – Yeah, I don’t know what we’re teaching children. Yeah, it’s like this is how they think the world works. – Yeah, you’re gonna go outside and see… – The fries are stuck to all their meats? animals and there’s gonna be potatoes stuck to all your animals. You’re gonna be so confused when they go to the zoo and there’s no potatoes. These pretzel bites though As we have determined… – The dino nuggets are decent The bones are the, you know, might be the second best thing I’ve tasted all day. I do like the bones. – This right here. – But I’m a corn dog guy. Might be the best thing we’ve tasted all day, but I’ve got the clinging thing. But the corn itself is horrible. Corn is bad, and brownie is real bad. I think the most, well-rounded meal. Slightly more protein. Yep, yep, yep. Is the level up Dino Nuggets. I agree. I think it takes the crown. I think we should move it along. It’s a classic theme. Let’s move it forward. to win. Oh, lo lo lo lo lo lo. I’m getting some information from my rodent friends. He says he likes it! Okay, good. We have the endorsement of the rodent friend. The rat-a-tootie! I’m not gonna ask you how he sent that message. Rectally. Alright, so that means that the mini corn dogs… You’re good! has got to say bye bye. There they go, so yes, – What had happened is… – What had happened was… The Dino Nuggets, level up Dino Nuggets, have won and they get its rightful place Aside the TV and armchair to watch a never ending kids cuisine commercial. Yeah. Isn’t this cool? It is. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell children. You know what time it is. I’m Caitlin and I’m Nick. We’re from Pennsylvania and we just got married and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Congratulations! Click the top link to watch us learn about the Reborn Dolls community in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Do you want to watch the naughtiest video we’ve ever made? Well, you can go do that only on the Mythical Society.