Welcome to Good Mythical More. Apparently there is a product called Reborn Dolls. Yes. And we’re about to experience it for the first time. But first we’re going to name a pet. This one is submitted by Phoebe. Okay, let’s see it. Aw, look at, look at his head turned. Look at, look at how his back legs come, just, are, he’s sitting. That is a cute little French bulldog. Oh my gosh. So I’m gonna go with Jacques to be on theme here. Uh, I’m gonna go with Amanda. Dinky. Dinky. Oh, little Dinky. I’d like to, I’d like to hold him, put him in a backpack. Dinky little stinky. Uh, okay. Reborn dolls. I think that, I think we did a creepy doll, something. We’ve encountered a singular reborn doll before, but I want to caveat this entire More by saying there are some use cases for the reborn dolls that are more therapeutic, that can help people cope with losses, Or can be given to seniors with Alzheimer’s to give them something to care for. So there are genuinely great uses for the Reborn dolls. So you want us to think as many jokes as we can about those things? Okay, give me, all right. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I’m loading them up. I’m loading them up. I can just really decimate those crowds. Yeah. There’s also a big hobbyist community of people who who aren’t, they’re not using them for any purpose other than for fun. So that’s who we’re talking about, those dolls and those people. Not the, the former group. So I just want to say that. Great, thank you. But these are just hyper realistic baby dolls you can buy or you can adopt. Let’s see one. And um, well. Oh, oh, oh my gosh. This is called Lily slash Bean. Wow, it’s like it could be your daughter. Good gosh! Well, that is her name. Lily. Look at those toes! She’s so small. She’s literally a preemie baby. And how heavy is she? Is this like, thud, thud able? Uh, 2.10. 2.10 pounds. But, but these stats are real. Yep, 16 inches long. So this is like a preemie baby that did not, you know, like, oh my gosh. This is… Yeah. Are they delivered from larger dolls? Yeah. Like, do you get a mama doll, and then… You probably could. You probably could. I bet you pay more for that. Yeah, that’s for the doctors. The future doctors of America. I mean, you talk about unboxing. FDA. I mean, isn’t, isn’t baby delivery the ultimate unboxing? Think about it. Are you meaning to make… An additional joke? I can’t tell. I can’t tell. An unboxed. Who can? Okay. Who can? – So, can I just say… – Who can? Apparently, by the way, authentic Reborn dolls are, like, the weight is very important. That makes sense. And then, there’s knock off ones where the weight’s not as important. They’re too light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would call this one Dinky. Yep. The category for this is Reborn Baby Fully Reborned. What? What? The very bottom there, category, fully reborned. Okay, yeah. What does that even mean? I don’t know. I think they have to, I think it’s born twice. Oh, it’s got full length arms and full length legs and it’s awake. Maybe it means, like, it is really authentic. I don’t, I’m not sure. Okay. But we have some TikToks. Um, this is a doll owned by a collector on Instagram. And TikTok. Uh, Lambys Nursery. All right. Oh, look. Oh, she’s happy. Oh! What? What is the blinking? Hold on, what is it? The face is moving! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the eyes were moving. No, no, no, no, no, you didn’t say it was animatronic! Hold up, that’s an option or is that in post? Or did only the two of us see that? That just is what the, does the doll’s face do more things? Or just that? Yeah, just that, I think. Oh my gosh. Look at the, do you see the like, the little lip rays? Yes, and then the eyes like, darted to one side. Let’s see, let’s see it again. Oh my gosh. Oh, oh. Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. That is super realistic and not creepy at all. I think that’s just a baby. Yeah, y’all, y’all. – Well, and also… – Only one way to find out. – One of these nurseries… – Poke it in the eye. That must mean, cause they’re a collector, that nursery is just, yeah, that nursery is just full of fake babies. In their house. Like, go into their house, and then you open a door, and there’s a nursery full of fake babies. I have a friend. Not creepy. – Now I will say… – You have a friend? Up top. I have another friend. He’s Canadian. And, um, he regales me with stories of his, um, Well, his, his, his, um, formative years on the frontier planting trees. And they would go way out into, like, the, the strip logged areas, or whatever, I don’t know what the word is. You know what I’m talking about? Not strip logging, but where they, where they cut down a whole forest. And he would, he would plant trees. All day. And he got paid by the tree, by the sapling, uh, – Quite a tree if you can do that. – And they work pretty hard. But they would take you out into the most remote areas, like, you know, 15 hours to get to the nearest grocery store type thing. It goes out here to this forest that’s been, that’s been cleared, and in the middle of absolutely nowhere, there’s this guy and they just, they see him. It’s like set up shop on the side of this pathway. And he’s, and he has like a. A trailer, and he set out his chair, and then all these other chairs. And, he’s sitting there, and they just drive their big truck past him, and they’re just watching. And it’s him, and a mannequin, and another mannequin, and another mannequin, and another mannequin, like eight. Mannequin people. Having a meeting? Having, like, a meeting in the middle of nowhere. I wonder what they were discussing. I don’t know. I don’t know, but they had to get way out of town to talk about it. It went, so then you plant all those trees and he comes back, no trace of the guy. And I hope that’s what happens with these babies, too. When I come back through here, I don’t want to see none of these babies. Show me another baby. Um, okay, well now, yeah, I’ll show you one more TikTok, and then we’re gonna play a little game. But here is a TikTok from a teenager named Lina, who has six of these dolls. Okay. Okay, oh, two. Oh, put them in a sink. What? A little bath time. It’s bath time? Leah Wren. So you can get them wet. I mean, the way that they move, it’s so realistic. Oh gosh, oh gosh. And the nakeder they get, the more. Oh my gosh. Swaddle the baby. And the hair. Okay. This is, how am I feeling right now? Will you help me unpack it? I have a potential use case for me in the past. Okay, so when my wife had our children. The first… couple weeks, especially with Locke, because it was… First baby? I was scared of it. You know, it’s like, I thought he was super cute, but I was also like, it just feels like this is a person who I could drop. You know, and you’re just like thinking about it. It’s scary. – And so I feel like… – Then you get over it, and you’re like, Let’s just have more. You’re like, you’re just kind of learning on the go with this precious cargo that you might drop. And occasionally people do get dropped. I see what you’re getting at here. And I think that to get rid of the… And then, you know, like, two months into it, you’re holding them like this, you’re holding them like this, you’re throwing them in the air, you’re doing all kinds of stuff. And I feel like this could be baby practice. Yeah. For dudes who are afraid to, you know… they’re gonna drop a baby. Yep, middle school girls and, um, untrustworthy men like us. Yeah. Okay. Think about how fewer babies would be dropped. Baby practice. Fewer babies would be dropped. Cause you could drop this baby. It’s fine, but then it actually might backfire. Well, the thing is is that these are pretty expensive babies, which is the game that we’re getting to because you know, depending you might not want to drop these. Because they’re all made by a lot of individual artists handmade. So i’m going to show you a doll and then you have to guess the price i’m going to tell you a little something so this is Levi this gorgeous baby was brought to life with multiple layers of Genesis Heatset Paint. He has several layers of Mottling? Uh huh, yeah. And skin tone layers to achieve his realistic skin tone. Look at the toes! The last layer on his skin was sealant to ensure his paint never fades or wears off the sealant gives him a slight texture to his skin His head body and limbs have been weighted with glass beads to feel realistic in your arms. He’s been stuffed with fiber that will never shift or bunch up. His head has been weighted to be floppy and you’ll want to support it as if you’re holding a real baby. – Is it getting enough oxygen? – It it is questionable. Yeah. – That’s just a baby, man. – It looks so real. I think you could take this to the neighbors who are making too much noise. Say, my baby’s sleeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you could get anywhere that you’d want it to be quieter. This concert’s too loud. My baby’s sleeping. And if you wanted to get into the nursing section at church. There you go. I always wanted to go into that room. Yes, yes, yes. There’s nursing pods at the airports now. Why would you go? Because, because. Cause I would be like, I got one. I can’t. You’re trying to. Anybody, somebody. Please help me. Pray to lord. But the pods in the airports, I want to hang out in one of those. – I’m gonna say $3500. – $800. Whoa, you know what? You know what? You might be right. You made me rethink everything. It’s so realistic. But I’m sticking with $800. The bear, kind of fake looking. $400. $400. Oh, okay. That’s actually a steal. That’s a steal. Yeah. That’s a steal. You can get a Levi for $400? – Oh, were you supposed to guess? – Don’t steal the bear. Did you see his name later? Okay, I’ll let you guess the name and the price. You told us the name. Oh, is it Levi? It’s not Levi. No, you said Levi. What? Is it Levi? – What? – It’s Levi? Yeah, that’s what you said. I said it, but then I didn’t see it on the screen, so I didn’t know if you saw it the whole time. Do you see what, what I’m saying? Let’s move. – Let’s just… – Is it reveal? Let’s just plow forward. Okay. We see it. It’s just part of it. You don’t get to guess the name. I don’t want to guess the name. This. This is newborn baby Sonya, originally Olive, by Denise Pratt. That’s got a demon. It’s got a demon. $40. $40. That includes the demon. That baby has a demon. If you get rid of the demon and then sell it, $20. This cutie looks like an older baby with her gorgeous hair and newborn thighs. Yeah, like 80 years old. Like a Benjamin Button baby. Her ears can be pierced for free upon request. No, I’ll do that myself once I get her. Her hair has also been sealed, so you can gently brush it and style it the way that you like. Well, I’m not doing that for more than $120. Oh, she has full arms and legs. Yep, I can see that. They’re overcharging. Whatever it is, it’s too expensive. You made the baby look like… I don’t know what it’s doing. It’s either, like, releasing a demon or a dookie. How much was the last one? $400. Uh, $75. Did you say the number? I said $120, I think. $180. Okay. For Sonya, originally Olive. Sonya, you know, she needs to stay on the shelf. Did they look at her face when they were done? This has gotta be a resale situation. No babies do that. I’m thinking. Cause it was Sonya originally Olive. Maybe her face got too close to an oven or something and they had to reshape it. Yeah, now she’s still prettier than some babies I’ve seen. Yeah, I’ve seen a lot of ugly babies, but I’ve never commented on it. Never. – Okay, what about… – In the moment. Especially if I’m related to them. Charlie. Oh gosh. Charlie looks cute. Charlie bit his finger. He’s biting. Is it too soon for that joke? It’s too late for that joke. Charlie bit his finger. His mouth has been opened to take a pacifier. – He’s very cuddly. – Take a bite? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can also come home as a girl. Okay. We support that. Hey, it’s up to Charlie really. You know, it’s up to Charlie. He cannot. Should we go back to that? Uh, no, let’s not. So, did Charlie, what’s happening with the carpet? Well, I think that’s what they’re referring to about he can come home. Is he getting lost in the carpet? He’s getting eaten by the carpet. He’s getting eaten by the carpet. Charlie, don’t, don’t do it, wake up! Wake up! There’s too much shag on that carpet, first of all, to put a baby on it. Little cozy. This is a good one. Oh, it’s just a blanket. Uh, $320. He looks so peaceful. He’s good. Uh. You think that he’s cheaper than Levi? Levi has, has textures. Yeah, Levi has modeling. This is the best. This is, he’s $300, Charlie’s $300, a good solid $300. I said $320, didn’t I? Oh, I didn’t hear you. $850 for Charlie. Alright, Charlie’s good now. I mean, maybe if we saw him we would understand. Yeah, super realistic. I mean… In person. What’s something that, if you, if you’re carrying a child, and you get special access, besides The places that we said. The plane. The plane. You get on the plane first. You can put this thing in a Bjorn. Yeah, you get on the plane first and you’re like, chook! And you just like put it in the overhead. Or put it under the seat in front of you. Floop! Kicking it. Don’t worry, Charlie doesn’t mind. He loves it under there. Folded up sideways. Okay, what about Little Princess? Okay. – I’m seeing the belly button. – Little Princess… Can take a regular sized pacifier or bottle nipple. You know what that means. There’s people nursing these babies. Yeah, there are. There are children, I mean, children have very… Middle schoolers nursing babies. flexible bones, but I don’t think they have flexible bones that could go into the shape of a U, like that right leg. Oh, my God, you’re right. If your baby’s making a U with its leg like that. You need check and make sure that it’s not Little Princess. That is not. Oh my gosh. Yeah. The joint is not really working on that, that leg. I think this one’s in the $500 range. With an outie like that, I might go all the way to $600. $3,400. What? The discrepancies. We really need to hold them to really know. Yeah, I’m telling you, if they were here in person. Okay, what about Maria? Oh, Maria’s upset. Oh, Maria’s upset. Eternally upset. Why would you want a baby eternally in the state that you don’t want a baby in? Well, I’ll tell you, she is scented with a baby powder wafer. Yeah. That’s great. Yeah, yeah. So she’s silently crying. Maybe this could prepare you for something. This is definitely the most realistic in that sense. But the fact that it doesn’t make any noise. Yeah. It’s a mute, unhappy baby. I’m not comfortable with the choices that were made to get to this point. Mm mm. Mm mm. Mm mm. I don’t know why, I just don’t understand why you would… She’s so hungry. Just put a bottle in her mouth. But I think that… Put her in the overhead. I feel like the mouth work on this one is probably gonna make it a little bit more expensive. This might be $1,900. The actual face of this baby is a bit trollish. That is some babies though. True. I’ve seen troll babies. Right. – Maria the troll baby. – Did you say your price? What? Did you say your price? Um, $246. $1,197. I don’t want the crying baby. I don’t want it. Can’t you get like a moped for that much? We, we just, we need to get to Evan. I’m gonna go to Evan now. There we go! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, it’s been perfected. The future of babies. Introducing Evan. Evan, doubles as a ventriloquist doll. Evan loves teddies. Oh, man. Evan. Evan’s got a gawk about him, doesn’t he? Stop gawking, son. Hey, boy. Close your mouth when you’re thinking. Evan. Evan got left out in the sun. Or did he start this way? Poor Evan. Poor Evan. They used the… They used the things on him to get him, you know? They used those on me too. You know what? The forceps. The forceps. I actually, I think I figured out what this is. If you were to, if I had a magic spell where I could turn Sean into a human boy. Yeah, this is a cautionary tale on Don’t do that spell. This is Sean as a human. And it makes me kind of like him. So it’s your own version of Pinocchio, but you’re turning your dog. Into a reborn. Yeah. Yeah. I turned my dog into a little boy. That’s why they call, that’s why they call ’em reborns because they’re taking born dogs and they’re reborning them as disturbing babies. Yeah. Yeah. This baby has the soul of my little dog. There’s a, they’re running the special on Evan. Oh, really? Uh, I mean, via this price. $87. Oh yeah. He’s $99. $200. Oh, $200, okay. $200. You know what, some people love him. Still available? I love how they took the picture on the left and they were like, oh gosh, he’s never gonna go, let’s get a bird’s eye view of this boy. Maybe he’ll sell if that’s on. I’d say, it didn’t help. Oh man. They tried to find a good angle, couldn’t do it. You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get Evan. I’m gonna get Evan. And what I’m going to do is I’m going to have Sean come in front of a mirror for a week to see himself. And then on the eighth day, it’s just a window and this Evan’s on the other side. You wanted to be friends? I want him to see himself. He would attack that thing, you know, momentarily. He would immediately bite his nose off. If you dare, watch the naughtiest video we’ve ever released on the Mythical Society only.