Today we’re trying wild sports bar snacks from around the country. Woo! Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. And Good Mythical Announcement. We’ve been doing Good Mythical Weekend on and off throughout the year, and y’all seem to really enjoy watching the crew do their thing, so who are we to deprive you of what you enjoy? That’s right, so starting in January, Good Mythical Weekend will happen every single Saturday. That’s right, starting in January, every single Saturday, Good Mythical Weekend will happen. Whoa! Yeah. That’s another way to say it. That’s another way to say the same thing. We’re excited to bring the crew and their wild games into the weekly fold. Check it out! When? Starting in January. Uh, now, a big ol sports arena is great, but sometimes the best place to watch the big game is a place where everybody knows your name. Now speak for yourself. Everybody does know my name at big sports arenas. Um, well, they call me The Be-Spectacled Flasher. Oh yeah. Because of the incident. Because of the glasses. Oh, okay. For the rest of us, it can be hard to beat a classic sports bar, especially when they’re serving up wild regional specialties. It’s time for Hut Hut Bite, Crazy Bar Foods Edition. Welcome back to the Booty. Booty. Booty. Booty. Hiking everywhere. Stadium . Let’s see what we got on the field today. Hey, um, I work at Claire’s in the Mall of America. Did you know you could fit seven Yankee stadiums in there? Can I pierce your ears? No. I take it that means you’re Minnesota. Yeah. Oh, mall lady. Hello, Idaho here. How’s it going? I’m actually a businesswoman representative from the Lentil Council because I don’t give a heck about the potato, okay? It’s all about lentils, alright? We produce just as many lentils and I’m not gonna let anyone forget it. Good to know. Well, howdy there, gentlemen. My name’s Guthrie Jenkins, and I’m from the great state of Arkansas, and I’m a professional banjo player, as evidenced by the pen on my vest. Uh, yep, it’s a banjo. It’s small, but I see it. Can’t see his teeth. Nope, but I can see the banjo. I got none of them. Oh god. Hey, what’s going on? I’m just stitting up here, like I’m used to sitting. In that lighthouse. I’m from Maine. Super chill. Kind of mysterious. Okay, phenomenal. Good morning, good morning, good morning. I am doing great. I’m doing amazing. Haven’t slept in four or five days. Don’t need to. Don’t need to, don’t need to, don’t need to. We’re all going to do shots after this if you want to. I’m talking about espresso shots. Do you know that actually in 1854 that Portland, Oregon was decided by a coin flip? Before it was going to be Portland or Boston. It was decided by a coin flip. That’s crazy. It could have been Boston. What? It could have been Boston, but it’s not. It’s Portland, Oregon. Great. Wow. High spirits. Yes! Hey, what do you know, what do you say? It’s me! New Jersey. The Garden State. Also the state where the hit 1999 HBO series The Sopranos was filmed. It’s my favorite show. Oh! Gabagool! Ha ha ha ha. Is it, is it, It’s really you? Rhett and Link? Yeah. Rhett, will you sign this hair that I got from, it’s your hair that I got? Will you sign it, please? Please? Please, please sign it. Maybe later. I don’t know how to sign hair. Smell it right through the bag, huh? So you’re a, an ardent fan of ours from Utah. Yeah, but I’m gonna move, I’m gonna move here. I’m gonna move here. Okay, we love Utah. The people of Utah. Hey, I’m from the Hoosier State, and I know y’all are comedians, but spare me your Indiana jokes. I’ve heard them all before. Okay, yeah, we got plenty of those. And rest assured, I’ve heard them. I’ve heard all y’all’s Indiana jokes, oh boy. How on earth are we going to decide who gets the power? Oh, the same way they decided what to call Portland. A coin flip! What’s up guys, let’s keep it chill, keep it chill. Okay, okay. I need to see some ID. Uhh. Actually, you guys look old anyways, I don’t think I need it. Oh! So, Rhett, you won last time, so you’ll get to call the coin flip. Tails. Heads. So Link will go second. Ha ha! All right. Okay, boys, now that you’ve met all the states, which one is home to this first regional sports bar snack? First up, we have seahorses, not actual seahorses, but bacon wrapped oysters topped with melted mozzarella cheese and shrimp. I think you might like this. I know. Because you like bacon and cheese. I mean, they didn’t have to put it back in the shell, but I’m actually afraid what might happen to my teeth if I try to That’s why there’s forks. Just suck it out. Ooh, look at that. And that is cheese, not some form of muscle. They’re pretty tasty. They serve this at a, at a sporting event. Mm. I like that. It’s at a sports bar, which is, which is the theme of today’s episode. Yeah. We’re in the bar today, right? The bar. I forgot the bar. The bar. The bar. The bar. I’ve already forgotten. Well, everybody knows your name. Rhett go out there. Is that what’s happening? I go first. Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. Well, of course, when I think about seafood, I think about Maine. Yeah, you know, I haven’t been in a bar in 70 years. How old are you? I’m 108 years old. But I’ll tell you this. There’s over 60 lighthouses in Maine. And I’ve seen them all. And I’ve seen bacon wrapped oysters before. And I tell you, they were five cents in 1963. Oh, God. I didn’t know they had them back then. Oh, okay, uh. Now you’re looking elsewhere. Yeah, I don’t, I mean, I just don’t think it’s Maine. Now, Indiana’s a landlocked state, am I right? Oh, yeah, we’re landlocked, and save me your landlocked jokes, because I’ve heard them. I’ve heard all the Indiana jokes. I know you coastal elites like to razz us. But I tell you what, there’s a lot of great things about Indiana, too. Uh, we got a lot of covered bridges, and it is perfectly legal to put a little saddle on your uncle and ride him like a horse. It’s true. Ugh, I have to think of a joke about that. But I don’t want to say it. Oh, I don’t want to hear it. Don’t think of a joke, I don’t want to hear it. Okay, you know what? I don’t know. Maybe the, the I feel like the people of Maine wouldn’t taint oysters in that way. Taint. But, I feel like, I feel like the people of New Jersey would do it. Oh, absolutely. You mean with that creamy cheesy mozzarel? See, that’s how we pronounce it correctly here in New Jersey. And I learned that from watching The Sopranos starring James Gandolfini. R.I.P. I love you. I’m coming at you, New Jersey. Hey! What are you gonna do? Ba da bing, ba da boom! Oh! That sounded like it hurt. It hurt a little bit. More than it should have. But not as much as the final scene of The Sopranos where they don’t tell you what happened. Um. They don’t tell you what happened. The progressive, frou frou nature of this shell laden dish seems to be trendy like Oregon. Oh my god! Yeah? Have you been? I’ve been? To Oregon? I spent one night in Oregon. You went one night in Oregon? Oh my god, what was it like? Uh, it was, it was cool. A little damp. You had a phenomenal time. You stayed up all night long. I know you, you stayed up all night long. Just like me. Yeah, cause you’re, because of the caffeine problem you have? I don’t have a problem, okay? The doctor just said that my heart’s gonna stop. But what do they know? Um, I’m really dehydrated. You wanna give me the ball? Ha ha ha ha ha. You gonna drink it? Wow. If you put a straw in it. Wow. Oregon. I mean, to me, it’s between Oregon and Maine. Um, I, I can tell I, I, I’m going for, I’m going for Oregon. Okay. All right, this is it. Yes! Oh! What? Wow. Did you throw it back to me? Oregon spiked it. Are you a little shaky? No! I think that counted, but, you know. All right, let’s say that the last one was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She spiked it. It was a celebratory spike. Oh, she spiked it. It was a celebratory spike. I didn’t see what she did. Spiked it. Oh, you spiked it. Spiked it. I spiked it. I celebrated you. Celebrating you. All right, I hope I’m right, because that was a lot. The seahorses are from Fat Jack’s Oyster and Sports Bar in Texarkana, Arkansas. Ahhhh! That’s right, gentlemen. This is what we got going on in Arkansas. How do you, I mean, did you lose your teeth scraping them on the shells? No, I lost it playing the banjo. Oh, how? How do you lose? Gentlemen, you never lost a tooth playing the banjo. You gotta tighten up them knobs, put them strings back. You play a wrong song in a wrong part of Arkansas, you can get dirty real fast. Well, we won’t be hearing from him again. Play the wrong song in the wrong. I’ve got more jokes if you want to ask me about them. Okay, alright. He has managed to completely transform his face. It’s really remarkable. It is pretty amazing. Okay. This time around, in order to get three points, because you both have zero points, instead of, uh, asking you about a sports team, which you’re really bad at, I’m just gonna ask you about a random fact about the state. So, to this day, no one knows why over 1,000 blanks fell from the sky in B.B. Arkansas in 2011. I know! Oh. The question’s for us. Your options are A. Seagulls B Blackbird. C pigeons or D squirrels. I’m gonna give you a 3, 2, 1, 3. You’re working again. You’re, you’re competing. Three. Don’t confer with me. I wasn’t conferring. I was just looking at him. Oh, okay. Can’t I look at the man? I’m ready. 3, 2, 1. Blackbirds! We know this! I saw the news. Oh yeah. I mean, you’re both correct. You both get three points. Yeah. I think this was the very first episode of Good Morning Chan Lincoln. Oh, it was? Yeah. So do I get an extra point for that? No. Next up we have a Tempeh Reuben, marinated and grilled tempeh with vegan cheese, vegan thousand island dressing, and sauerkraut between two slices of grilled rye bread. Hmm. Not bad. That’s pretty good. Not as good as a regular Reuben. But, you know, it’s not quite as tempeh-ing. Tempeh-ing. You still gotta go first. Yep. I’m sure glad Arkansas is no longer an option because I definitely would have been going tempeh in Arkansas. You’d have been going tempeh in Arkansas? Tell you what, never heard of 1,000 Islands, but I know some fell from the sky. I don’t know. You don’t need to know. Cause of the 1,000 birds that we just spoke about. I’ll check the captions later for that. And they’ll be wrong. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Uh, okay, I definitely can see tempeh happening in Oregon. Right or wrong? I mean, it could be happening, but you also know what is also happening? Hazelnuts. Not only do you like it in your coffee, but we produce 99 percent of the whole U.S. amount of hazelnuts in Oregon. That’s nutty. I got a cousin named Hazelnut. Okay, I’m just gonna go with my instinct. I’m gonna stick with Oregon. Here we go. I can do it. Oh, gosh. It’s a popular hole today, that Oregon. It’s a popular hole. It’s pretty good, this thing. Oh, man. You know, in my mind, when it comes to Utah, there’s two key demographics. And one of them is the outdoorsy fitness type that goes full vegan. You lost your virginity three days before you turned 21, and I did the same so we could be twinsies. The other group, I guess are rabid mythical fans. I love you so much. Hi, Stevie! Hi, Stevie! Ha ha! So, Idaho, I mean, uh, what’s veganism doing up there these days? What isn’t veganism doing in Idaho? Lentils? It’s doing the lentil, and it’s not doing the potato. That’s what I’ll tell you, okay? It’s certainly not. It’s, it’s, it’s forget the potato in this house. I don’t need a potato to live. I just got divorced. Uh, I’m so sorry. My husband worked for the potato lobby. Oh, okay. It’s okay. Uh oh. I’m sorry to hear that. Oh. Divorce is so sad. It reminds me of when Tony Soprano and Carmela almost got divorced over Furio. Uh, I’m actually gonna go, uh, for Utah. Just don’t, it’s okay. It’s okay. Lots of vegans. Why is it so hard to catch my ball? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Come on now. Whoa, what a catch! What a catch! You know? The Tempeh Reuben is from the Sports Bra, located in Portland, Oregon. Yes! Ah! We did it! And fun fact, the Sports Bra is the first ever sports bar in the U.S solely dedicated to watching women’s sports. So, uh, Rhett, you get that six points, but Link, you still have a chance to get three if you can answer this trivia question. Okay. A local Orgonian holiday celebrated statewide every November 12th commemorates the day a blank exploded on the beach in 1970 in the coastal town of Florence. A whale. You are correct. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Was that the second episode of Cheer Lincoln? Yeah, yeah, we did an episode about that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, for the first time recently, we both visited a psychic. And we found out some really interesting things about some new directions that we each might be taking in our careers. Yeah, um, I learned a lot. Still grappling with that. Yeah, so if you wanna see that, you can go watch Rhett and Link see a psychic now on the Mythical Society, available for first degree and up on mythicalsociety. com. What do we have here? These are Broughton kraut balls. Uh, kraut again, yes. Uh, they’re hefty balls of ground beef, ground sausage, bratwurst, sauerkraut, and onions breaded and deep fried. That’s good. That is really good. Man! And we got three dips here. You got the ranch, you got the. Mustard? Is that a spicy mustard? Spicy mustard I bet is gonna be a really good one. Oh yeah, that works real nice. A deep fried meatball. Hmm. I like it. It feels like, they might do something like this in Indiana, sauerkraut. Okay, I can feel it, I can feel the Indiana jokes coming. You’re champing at the bit to make one of your classic Indiana jokes? I’ll hedge you off at the pass, how many Indianans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, a lot of them because they’re so dumb. But thank you for not making such a mean joke. We have a lot of wonderful things about our state. For instance, we produce a lot of the world’s popcorn. And our state fair is home to the world’s only diarrhea contest. No. Uh uh. Is that an official or unofficial thing? Oh, it’s official. The mayor presides over it and awards the blue ribbon him or her or their self. No way. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. It’s judged in quality and quantity. Okay, thanks. I’ve heard all I need to hear. So we measure the diarrhea, you see, and then we, Okay, okay, thank you, Indiana. Thank you. All right, all right. Sauerkraut. So this is, it’s like a like a German influence, right? So there’s like a, there’s like a German community in Indiana, right? Oh, yeah, and I’ve heard all the jokes about our German community, so I don’t wanna hear them. I’m confident in this. I’m sticking with Indiana. I’m going. Oh! A little low. Oh! See? Yeah, he got it. He got it. Got it on the first bounce. I bet you’re a better diarrhea haver than you are a thrower. Oh yeah, I am. Come on out to our diarrhea contest. Oh my gosh, so, sauerkraut, I mean, is that the type of thing that happens in Idaho? They do often have a sauerkraut at the farmer’s market in Idaho. But I don’t partake. Because it’s not lentils? Well, my husband loves sauerkraut, and I poisoned all of it after he left my house. So that, So if he comes back. If he comes back. It’s a sign to me to stay away from him and stay away from the kraut. Okay. Sometimes you gotta poison the things in your house to keep the men away. I get it. It makes a lot of sense, you’re not a woman, you don’t get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m not judging it either. I didn’t even need it explained. Yeah. You know what, I’m feeling Minnesota. Hey. Did you know that we have the Spam Museum in Minnesota? I didn’t. You didn’t? I’ve been fired from Build A Bear, Banana Republic, and I’m only gonna keep my job at Claire’s if I get seven people to let me pierce their ears. So can I pierce your ears? Yeah, but, no, uh, I, I, no. Well, if you catch this, we’ll talk later. Okay. Fine. This is kind of a crap shoot. I’m not gonna go for the Indiana. There we go! Okay, all right. I don’t know, it’s, you know. Before I said it out loud, I thought that Broughton Kraut was gonna rhyme, and then I was like, did I say it wrong? And then I, Braughton Kraut, but you have to go Broughton Kraut, and that’s just, that’s wrong. Yeah, and you didn’t say that. Well anyway, the balls are from the Rathskeller Pub in Indianapolis, Indiana. And just for fun at this point, because it’s the last round, Link, there’s an additional three points for you. An old law specific to South Bend, Indiana prohibits the act of forcing monkeys to what? Well, you didn’t need the multiple choice last time. Forcing monkeys to um, drive motorized vehicle. So close. The answer is smoke cigarettes. So that means that Rhett wins, and he gets to say some offensive lines about Link in Good Mythical More. Oh my goodness. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now you guys say, you know what time it is. You know what time it is! Hi, I’m Lauren. And I’m Joey. And we’re trying zero bars for the first time. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Oh, Christy, come get some new friends. Mm hmm. She likes those. Click the top link to watch us play Candy Bar Taboo in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Watch us see a psychic for the first time. Available now for first degree and up.