Welcome to Good Mythical More. Underneath this is a candy bar and on this thing are words I can’t say when trying to get you to say the name of the candy bar. It’s taboo with candy bars. But first we got a voicemail we’re gonna check. Listen, I have a confession to make. I love raw pancake batter. You know, the kind you get from the box and mix it with the water and milk and all that stuff. Oh my gosh, just dip your finger in there and next time you make pancakes, I promise you, you will transcend. I like batter too, but. Just a little confession on the voicemail. The thing is, it’s not the eggs that’ll get you. It’s the batter itself. It’s the, it’s the, it’s the mix. There’s stuff in it? Stuff can grow in the mix. Stuff can grow in anything. Don’t let it, don’t let it upset you. That’s what started to concern me, cause I’ve been like, but I’ve eaten so much batter over the years. Yeah, you’re a batter boy. Batter up. Cake batter, but pancake batter. is not as good as cake batter. Is it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There’s no way. Okay. Um, close your eyes. I’m going to reveal to the people what’s under here. Of course you see that. And then I’m going to cover it back up. That was a clue. The way it sounded. Now you can open your eyes as I read quietly the things I can’t say out loud. Well, how about just silently? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, no matter how quiet, I’m right here. I’ve done that before. I’m right here. Don’t say it. Alright. But my lips are gonna move when I’m reading them. You’re one of those? No, I’m not. I’m not one of those people. Somebody reads and they’re like, you know, I have some offensive lines about you. I could read. Oh, really? Just, um just read them to yourself and see if we can hear them. I can’t understand that. All right. I got to come up with something here. Um, um, alright. One word. Packed. Packed. Yep. Packed. Packed. Packed. Snickers. Because? I saw it earlier. Yeah. What? Yeah, when Davin revealed it. When he was eating it. But what, what, what, did you get my clue? It’s a good clue. I wouldn’t have gotten it, but it was packed with peanuts. It’s what you were doing. Keep going. Packed. Packed with peanuts. Snickers really satisfies. There you go. That is a long slogan. What, satisfies on there? Pretty good. Uh, satisfies, not on. Okay, well if you had said satisfies, I would have been able to get it. Hungry, peanuts, nougat, chewy, Mars. I was gonna say hangry, but I thought I might get disqualified for being too close to hungry. I would not have gotten it with just packed. If you had said with, after that, I would have been like, oh. I can only say one word. Cause I was, do you know, when you said packed. We’re doing the one word version. Yeah, yeah, no. When you, you know what I’m saying? And then the next time, if you had said with. But I, when you said packed, in my mind it was P A C T. And look, this just says satisfies. I know. No, you didn’t know. I didn’t know. P A C T, which is obviously wrong. So, satisfies, that was, yeah. I didn’t know. But I saw it, that’s why I got it. Packed with peanuts, Snickers really satisfies. Oh, here’s one. Satisfies. Satisfied bar. Are you gonna insult me or are you gonna wait on that? Uh, I’ll insult you. You know, you put so much effort into your style and, you’re still the third best dressed on the show. Third best dressed. That really hurts. There’s only two of us. I mean, Stevie is a good dresser, but we don’t get to see her a lot. Stevie is good dresser. I said a good dresser. Stevie’s a good dresser. I said a good dresser. [fart sounds] Okay, alright, uh, don’t look. Oh. Well, I’m not gonna look. Okay. Alright. You need to know what you can’t say, and then let me, let me go for it. Uh, okay. Hold on. Yeah. You gotta get, you gotta be strategic about it. You only can say one word. This is a, this is a real, let me look at it again because I need to know some stuff about it. Don’t look. You need to look at it again. I don’t think that’s going to help you. I mean, I, I look at candy bars, but I usually look at them holistically, like on an aisle level. Like, I look at the candy bar aisle, and I’m like, How are there so many candy bars? It’s wild to see. If you go to like a, and you go to a drug store, a place where you’re supposed to get things and make yourself better, and they have so much candy. They’re basically candy stores. They’re basically creating a problem that then they’re solving in a different aisle. That’s right. That’s right, Rhett. Okay, Link. Can I open? You can open, uh, this will be really hard to do in one word, but I think if I give you two words later, you know, two rounds, but I’ll start with, who? Who? Who? Who? Um, oh, I know, okay. So, you sound like an owl, and an owl makes me think of Oh, hold on, I didn’t go, who? I just said, who? Just to clarify. Well, yeah, you didn’t sound like an owl. You sounded like. If I wanted to sound like an owl. A person asking a question. Correct. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Who? Cause when you were, when I was thinking owl, I was thinking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? And that’s not a candy bar. But it’s not a candy bar, and you weren’t doing an owl. I wasn’t, so neither of those things. Um, who, uh, it’s a question, what about, whatchamacallit. Yeah, you did it, you got it, you got it! Yes, how did I do that? Cause the next thing I was gonna say was, Where? But then you would have known what. Oh, what? But I. Hold on, how did you get it? I got it because I saw it. No, I didn’t see it. You said who? And I was like, who is a question? Whatchamacallit is, is kind of a question. That’s really what, how I got it. It is, whatchamacallit, yeah. All right. Is this the next? Hey, that was it. You did such a good job on that. You deserve to know that, um, Do you name all your kids with Ls because you can’t stop taking them. pretty good. Ooh, that’s good. Pretty good. You can’t stop taking them. That’s good. All right. Show it to the people. Uh, all right, let’s take a look here. Don’t open. This is it right here. Okay. Alright. This is tough. Can I open? Uh, yes you can. Oh my gosh. Um, hmm. What am I gonna, how, what’s my angle? I had a dream that, about, uh, that I invented a new candy bar. But not really a candy bar, just a new flavor of peppermint patty. Okay. Alright, here you go. Here is your, you dreamed that you invented a, I dreamed that I invented a peppermint patty that instead of chocolate on the outside, it was peanut butter. Ooh! And then I was like, peanut butter peppermint. And I was like, how come they haven’t done this? Yes! We did it in a lip balm. Like, when was the last time you had a York peppermint patty? I saw a wrapper for a York peppermint patty on the ground this Halloween. Oh, blowing in the wind? So somebody had one. Yeah. They’re so good. Peanut butter peppermint patty. Peanut butter peppermint patty. Okay, here’s, here’s my word. Cut! Okay. Okay. Okay. Cut! Yeah, yeah, okay. So we’re filming something, a commercial, and we’re cutting. Uh, commercials. Hold on, I’m not done. Cut! You’re, Hold on, I’m not done. Cut! Multiple cuts. I’m done. Now that seems like cheating. I’m done, I’m just saying I’m done. I repeated the clue, which is not cheating. And now I’m done repeating the clue. But you said it four times. Kit Kat. Why? Would you say something so stupid? Because you cut it, you break it. It’s such a good, alright. You break it, you break it four times. Let me, let me give you another clue. You said it like a commercial though. And Kit Kats had really, What do you mean, like a commercial? Cut! I said it like a commercial? Like I was in a commercial? Like you stopped rolling. Yeah. That’s right. Like you were directing a commercial. Yes. Close your eyes. This is tough. This is tough. This is tough. This is tough. You have all the information you need, but you’re just not quite putting it together. It’s perforated. Um, Uh, Oh, cut. Cut. Okay, cut. Do you have another guess? Well, it’s not fruit by the foot. That’s not a candy bar. Fruit by the foot. It’s not nerd’s rope. That’s not a candy bar. Uh, and bubble tape. You also cut that. It’s not that. Is there, The container cuts the bubble tape. Is there a candy bar that you cut? Uh uh. You were on the right track before. With commercials. Yes, you were. Um Twix has great commercials. Uh, uh, I’m trying to come up with another thing. Um. Oh. Um. Oh. I think I know. And, action! I know that’s two words, but. Three Musketeers. No. No. No. Um, I, alright. Oh, oh, oh, hold on. Is it a candy that had a movie about it? Mm mm. You’re on the wrong track. Let’s see. How do I go in another direction here? Is it a candy that was in a movie? Because that’s a lot of candies. Like Reese’s Pieces. Alright, what about this? Cup less. Cupless. One word. Is it Reese’s Pieces? Because that would be that’s what I just said a second ago. Cut! Cupless. Cut! Cut! Cut! Action! Uh, it’s the Reese’s, uh, Action! It’s the Reese’s, uh, Cut, cut, cut, cut, action! What’s the name of the bar that’s the Reese’s bar? That’s, that’s what it is, but I don’t know what that is. Cut, cut, cut, cut, action! What’s it called? Cut. Pinky. Cut. Finger. Cut. Cut. Action. Reese’s five, uh, five, five, five. Give. Take five. Ha, that’s it. Take five. See, I, I kinda wanna bite this. That, those were good clues. The reason I didn’t get it is cause I didn’t remember the name of, I didn’t know. Yeah, yeah, that’s a tough one. I could not, take five was not in my brain. Do you have a tough one? Yeah, yeah, I got a tough insult. I wanna, I wanna taste this cause it’s been so long. You know, you’re a Burbank 7.5, but you’re a New York 3. I’m only a 7. 5 in Burbank? Oh. Taking L’s, that was a good one. Okay, okay, uh, don’t look. It’s pretty good. Saltier. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. Oh! I can open? You can. Oh. Take Five is pretty good, y’all. Wow, you guys have really done all the work here to keep me from saying the things that I wanna say about this. Done all the work here. Come on now. Come on now. We can do it. I’ve been religiously using this water bottle since the episode that I dated it. And how many times have you washed it? None. Okay. Only thing it’s got in it is water and like juice from my mouth going back down into it. I’ll wash it today. I’ll wash it today, Stevie. You ready? Index. Butterfinger. Yeah! Yeah! All right. Oh, oh, oh! Cause once he said index, I knew it was a finger. All right, let me see what I got here. I like a butterfinger. Good gosh, there’s seven banned words here. These are all of Sporked’s top candy bars. I don’t know if you said that. That’s why you also probably like all of them. Oh, yeah, these are great candy bars. Yeah, we didn’t know that. A lot of classics here. But yeah, Take Five. That’s a new one. And I got to give it to them. They’re right on that. If you want to know more about what you should be buying at the grocery store or at the gas station or at the drug store that isn’t drugs, go to sporked.com. You can do a York peppermint patty that was chocolate and then peanut butter over the chocolate too. Um. It’s just so refreshing. Let’s see. What am I gonna do with this? I think they’re gonna go out of business, though. Well, I didn’t think it was, like, um, an event to mark when I saw the wrapper on the ground. Alright, close your eyes. But it was called out to me as if, like, this is an antique. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they’re, I think they’re struggling. I think that they have board meetings and they are just like, How do we get people excited about peppermint patties? And they’re like, we don’t know. And I just came up with how you do it. Peppermint peanut butter. Peanut butter mint patties. Well, first of all, they should be doing different shapes. You should have done stars 20 years ago. Twins! Dinosaurs, Twix. Yeah, that was easy. You got dinosaurs, all the shapes. Kids will eat anything. Kids are dumb. Have you not figured this out yet? I couldn’t say bar, double cookie, caramel. You make something look like a dinosaur and they’ll eat it. Put a little mint dinosaur cover in chocolate. Come back, York! Come back to us! And then let’s do the peanut butter collab. I think you should get rid of the mint part. And do a giant one, pizza size! Delivery. Yep. Hey listen, I’ll be your key creative officer. At York. I mean, I just came up with seven really good ideas. And I’m not even really trying. Pizza size. York Pizza Mint Patty. Lightning bolts. What? What? Any shape. Oh. Can I open? Yeah. For bachelorette parties, penises. Minty penises. Penis patties. See what I’m saying? Doing right now? Penis patties. Or lips. You could do labias. No. I meant like, I meant like, facial lips. Also, why did your accent come out so strong on that too? You can do labious. You can do labious, but I’m selling my services. Don’t let me see your thing. To York. York Creative Officer. You can start in their mail room, Rhett. Uh, that’s what I gotta do. Okay, can’t say these things. No, you can’t. That is the premise. You got it. We got this. Dog. Uh, Candybar. A dog? Dog. Uh, Kit Kat. Cat Kit. Dog Cat. Oh yeah, y’all gotta put more banned words on here. Yeah, we’re too good. We are so good. We should go on Password. Ooh. You know what? Yeah. We should go on Password. Jimmy Fallon, he’s always playing. I think we’d be just as good as him. Alright, close your eyes. Well, his eyes aren’t closed. Just real quick. I’m gonna look at this. I’m gonna look at my. You know, Link is such a whiner, that even in our fanfic, he’s like, Ugh, another [bleep] Boo. Y’all didn’t think I’d read that one. Boo. Now say it in a southern accent. Put it in the bottom. All right, Rhett, close your eyes. Let me show the people what we got here. I can’t see anything. Okay. All right. I guess people aren’t excited about my York ideas. Open your eyes. At least in the room. All right, you ready? York. Now in labia. Can I say a word that’s part of another word? I don’t think I can say that. Oh, crap. I need to go another direction. No two are the same. That would be our slogan. Two? No, well, maybe no four are the same. It’s rare they’d be symmetrical. Let me think. Let me think about my own thing. Um, Um. I’m not gonna say that because that’s part of that word. Um, uh, okay. You trying to do a hand fart over there? I did it accident one time. Oh yeah, but you can’t do it twice. All right. You ready for this? This is a good one. I’ve been, I’ve been working long, hard. I can tell it. Yeah. We’re going to get this one. Burial. Um, Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, burial. Ground. Burial. Ground shroud. Ground. Burial. Ground. Okay. 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