Can we tell what costs a dollar by smashing it? – Let’s talk about that. (trippy electronic music) (air whooshes) Gooooood Mythical Morning! – Do you have a dollar? – Actually, I keep a special dollar in my phone case. Check it out. – All right, moving on to the episode. Do you think we can tell if an item is from the dollar store from sight alone? – So you just took my dollar. – Today promises to be a smashing good time. It’s time for Dollar Store Range Room. (intense rock music) (air whips) Welcome to the you break it, you buy it zone. – [Stevie] Okay, boys, half of the items on those shelves are from the dollar store, and the other half costs significantly more than a dollar. One of you will draft an item you think is from the dollar store. That will be yours to destroy. The corresponding item on the shelf will go to the other guy. That’s his to destroy. But be very careful about what you pick because whatever you destroy, you have to pay for using actual money from your own wallet. – What? – And, yes, the total amount raised today will be going to the Mythical Crew party fund. So thank you in advance. (crew cheers) – We have a party fund? – Party fund, all right. Let’s party. – Whoever loses the least amount of money wins the game. And since Rhett has more rage inside of him, (Rhett grunts) Link, you can go ahead and pick your item first. – You know, I’m struck with how many things have a cheap duplicate. And it’s very obvious that they’re copying, but my eyes are drawn to the bluish turquoise plate on the second shelf. The one on the left has that darker edge all the way around it, which tells me that’s pricey. – Oh, you think so? What makes a darker edge fancy? – It’s hard to make a dark edge. – Okay. – So I am going for the turquoise plate on the right. – [Stevie] Okay, so Rhett, you are stuck with its pair. Chase The Rage Hilt, please come out here for me and… (Chase grunts) Oh. – Look at him, he’s so mad. (Chase yells) (both laugh) (Chase yells) – Oh, hello, Chase. – I’m mad! – Hold on now. – I have to say it. – [Stevie] If you could, please, bring both of those plates to the table. – Yeah. – [Stevie] And once Chase covers the shelves back up, you are free to go ahead and inspect your items. – Hey, Chase, could you actually bring me the stand? – Yeah, fine. – You want the stand? – I think I have an idea for how I’d like to destroy it, and I would like it to be standing when I do it. – How? I’m looking at yours right now, and the edge of this thing is- (Chase stomps) – It’s actually pretty crappy. – It’s vertical on the edge. And mine just comes to like – Yours looks better. – A nice plate. I think you’ve chosen wrongly. – I don’t know, I think I made the right choice, man. I mean, look at the- – The spiral? – [Link] The artisanal spirals are the same. – I prefer your spiral a little bit, okay. – So you think you’re in a better position, and I think I’m in a better position. Well, that’s great for us. – [Stevie] Okay, since Link got to pick, Rhett, you can destroy your plate first. – Well, let me get my stuff down. – Whoop. – Okay, first thing I’m going to do is I’m going to set it up so you all can get a nice view. Oh, this suit’s a little small for me. It makes me so mad! Oh, I can barely bend over. – I think I know what he’s gonna do. You don’t golf enough? Is that what you’re thinking? (Rhett laughs) Oh, wow. – Woo, buddy. – [Link] Well, hold on, you sound too unragey. – Oh no, I’m mad. You know what I’m specifically mad about right now? – What you so ragey for? – At least three times a day, I’m on Instagram. I see an ad for some pants. I’m like, “Those are some cool pants.” I click on ’em. I go to the website. They only carry the pants in different sizes according to the waist. They’re all the same length. And that’s not big enough for me. Nine outta 10 times, I see cool pants and I don’t get to go home with ’em! (grunts) (plate shatters) – Whoa! (Rhett grunts) (plate shatters) – [Stevie] That looked like it felt really good. – It felt great. I don’t care about my pants anymore. – You wearing some high waters now? – I don’t care about my pants anymore. – Oh, crap, well, we got a bone here. Let’s see, we got a crowbar. We got a lot of good stuff. Let’s see. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? I don’t know what I’m gonna do with this thing. – Oh God, I’m scared. (Link yells) I’m scared. – I’ll put it right there. And then I’m gonna put it… Yes, I’m going with the… I’m gonna go with the sledgehammer. Okay. Yes, yes, yes. It’s got a target. (crew laughs) You better be cheap. You better be cheap. I’m so mad with the amount of protective gear that the crew has made me put on. (crew laughs) I’m just getting so warm in here. Oh my gosh, layers on layers. Who do they think I am, some sort of liability? No. (hammer thuds) (plate shatters) No, no, no! I’m not a liability! I am a (hammer thuds) (plate smashes) beautiful creature, and I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it. I love it! (crew laughs) (Link wheezes) – Okay. Okay. Okay. – There’s no plate, there’s no plate, there’s no plate, there’s no plate. (hammer thuds) – [Rhett] Well, you started getting happy there after a while. – No! (hammer thuds) (plate shatters) No! Yeah, that felt good, man. – [Rhett] Seems like it really took it out for you. – Whew, I need some air. – Okay. – I need some air. – [Stevie] The person who destroyed the dollar store item was Link. – I knew it. – Which means, Rhett, you have to add $8.33 cents into the crew party fund. – That’s quite a deal. – [Stevie] And, Link, since you destroyed the dollar store item, you get to pick next. – All right. – [Stevie] Chase, if you could please reveal the items. (Chase grunts) – Oh God. – I’m mad too. (Rhett sighs) – What do you want? – Look at that. I’m looking at the water bottles here, but those on the second shelf with the straw in it, – [Rhett] Uh huh, uh huh. – I mean, that is a complete ripoff, but I think that’s gonna be difficult. – But there are just different colors from here is all I can tell. – Chase, what would you call that black thing on the top shelf? Candle holder? – A lantern. – Huppah for dolls. – I asked Chase! – A what? – A huppah. (laughs) – A huppah? – For dolls. – A huppah for dolls. – I don’t know what huppah is. (crew laughs) All right. I am going to take the taller skinnier huppah for dolls from the left side. – You got it, boss! (glass clinks) – Rhett, you’re stuck with the other one. Maybe put that back on the shelf. The reason why I chose this is because it’s taller and skinnier. But now that I’m holding it, oh my goodness. (censor beep) I think I might have made a bad choice. Like listen to the sound. Here, you hit that one again. (metal clanks) (metal tings) – No, dude, yours is… (laughs) Whoa, no, you feel mine. Yours is so much better than mine. – Exactly. I don’t want that. – Oh, you were trying to do the cheap one. Oh, yeah, you’ve chosen unwisely, my friend. – I know. – You’re gonna have a tough time destroying that. (Link grunts) (censor beep) Okay, all right. Let me see how I’m gonna do this. – What you gonna beat it down with, buddy? Oh yeah. Hacksaw Jim Duggan that thing. Woo. – [Rhett] That’s almost a little too much for me to handle. – [Link] Yeah, get the shorter one by two inches. – I wanna be able to get (groans) full speed. Okay. (metal clanks) (censor beep) (Rhett yells) (Rhett breathes ferociously) Do you have any idea (crew laughs) how hard it is to single handedly try to bring sexy back? (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) I’m trying so damn hard! (metal smashes) – [Link] Whoa. (metal smashes) – A little help would be nice! (metal smashes) – [Link] Good job, good job. (censor beep) (crew laughs) (board thuds) – [Link] Okay. – [Rhett] I broke the freaking two by four. – What is this? – That’s kind of a big deal. – That’s a heavy ball. That’ll be fun. (censor beep) Ah, Andrew Garfield hasn’t responded to my DMs. Ah! (metal clanks) – [Crew Member] Whoa. – I said, “I loved your return in “Spider-Man.” (yells) (censor beep) Why haven’t you called me? – Oh, whoa. (Rhett laughs) Maggie, good catch. Oh my gosh. Did you see how that thing got launched off the edge? – You might wanna do it back towards me. – Is everyone okay? – Yeah. – Okay. – Oh my God. (censor beep) – [Stevie] You both did a great job destroying your items. It looked, again, very satisfying. How did it feel? – It didn’t feel good because I endangered Maggie for a second. – Huh, you have remorse. – I regret that. – That’s a beautiful thing. (crew laughs) It’s true. – This thing is so… I mean, this is clearly the more expensive one because I mean, it wouldn’t… Look at that, it wouldn’t crumple. But these are not the circumstances that these things are typically placed under, so. – True. – [Stevie] The person who destroyed the dollar store item was Rhett. – Okay. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Which means, Link, you have to add $45.99 cents. – Oh, snap, that’s a cheap hoodspa. What was it called? – A huppah. (crew laughs) – $45. I mean, if you’re gonna run over it or pummel it with a 12 pound ball, I guess it’s worth it. Otherwise- – This is a dollar? – I mean, yeah, that’s it, man. That’s the ticket. – [Rhett] I’m might be able to resurrect this thing and give it to my wife. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, since you destroyed the dollar store item, you get to pick next if The Rage will come out here and uncover the shelves. – Link! Don’t hurt Maggie! (crew laughs) – Yeah, okay. – Maggie, welcome to the club! (crew laughs) (Chase yells) (all laugh) – Wow. – I did not hurt Maggie. – But you almost did! – It seemed like you were going to. – Well, the ball almost did. All right, Rhett, you’re choosing first. – Okay, I’m gonna go dolls here, and I see they’re both equally flexible. – [Link] Uh huh. – The one on the left has shiny legs. The one on the right has less shiny legs. The one on the left has more clothing and a cool vest, more intricate hair. (claps) I believe I’m going to choose what I think is the cheaper one. Oh, do I see… Now I’ve noticed the lace around the outside of that dress though, and that could be pricey back. – Pick! Sorry, sorry, sorry. (crew laughs) – You know what, I’m going back. I think the cheaper one’s on the left. I would take the doll on the left. I’m going against all instinct here. – I love that because a shiny doll is a cheap doll. A matte finished doll is a more expensive doll. Oh, and you didn’t see the braiding on this girl. – I do want the cheaper one, remember? – Oh yeah, we keep doing that. (Rhett laughs) (censor beep) Look at that. Are you ready? Are you ready for some fun? Raise your hand. Oh yes, I volunteer as tribute. (crew laughs) (censor beep) I don’t know. I don’t think me beating this doll to hell is gonna be a good look for me on the internet. (all laugh) – Too late for that! – A tire iron. – [Rhett] You need something you can get some speed with, man. (metal clanks) Oh, ooh. – The metal pipe. – [Rhett] Oh yeah. (censor beep) – Oh my gosh, climate change is happening, and I have to rethink my entire wardrobe. (pipe whacks) – [Rhett] Oh, oh. (crew laughs) – Don’t you dodge it. (censor beeps) (Rhett grunts) (pipe whacks) (crew laughs) That left a mark. (crew laughs) Look at that. – Oh. (laughs) – I got the front of her. – Wow, yeah, she’s not going down without a fight. – She’s winking with one eye at me. (censor beep) Going with the bat now. (bat whacks) – Oh. (bat whacks) Oh, oh, oh, oh, ow, ow. (crew laughs) That’s hard to watch. (bat whacks) Oh, ow, ow, ow. Ow! (censor beep) – Ah! (bat whacks) (Link grunts) – Indestructible. (crew laughs) (bat clanks) – I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m done. (crew laughs) I’m feeling too much remorse. – Wow. – I feel horrible about it. I’m sorry, I will cover the medical bills. – Okay, let’s see what my girl’s got. – Oh gosh. What’s my family gonna think of me? (censor beep) – I mean, why not the bone? (crew laughs) – Yeah. – You know what I’m saying? You know the saying? – That’s what I’m saying. – Why not the bone? – Give a doll her bone? (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) I’m just gonna warn you. You’re gonna feel demoralized. – (grunts) You know what makes me so angry? (bone smacks) The fact that it is illegal to have a fox as a pet in the state of California! (bone whacks) (Rhett laughs) – Oh, off the backdrop. – And I consider you, lady, personally responsible for that. You and your bureaucracy. (bone whacks) (Rhett grunts) I’m just a man who wants to fall in love with another animal! (bone whacks) (censor beep) (bone whacks) Ow! (laughs) (crew laughs) (items rattle) And we are left with a vest. (crew laughs) – Yep, I mean, (crew applauds) this doll that I was stuck with is extremely well made. None of it has at that been- – Look at that. – It hasn’t been decapitated. And it’s not just because I lost heart. Oh my gosh. – Get a load of that. – That is disturbing. – The person who destroyed the dollar store item was Rhett, which means, Link, – Good work, Rhett. – [Stevie] You have to add 29.99 into the fund. – Yeah, that’s a nice doll you got there. – Yeah, I know, she is. She’s been through a lot. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, since you destroyed the dollar store item this time, you get to pick next if The Rage – Oh my gosh, but not as much as her. – Will come out and reveal the items. – [Rhett] Oh my gosh, I’m getting out of breath. (Chase screams) (crew laughs) Okay. I’m looking at those glasses. They come as a set? Like that would be all three of those glasses? – Correct. – Yeah! – Okay. (crew laughs) You know, I’ve blown glass before. – I saw you do it. – And I think the one on the right is easier to do ’cause I think the one on the left, like that little angle in there, that’s harder to do. That costs more. It takes more time, more craftsmanship. So I’m gonna go with the three glasses on the right. – [Link] Okay. Crap. I think you’re correct. Like something about- – Now I’m mad I have to grab three things. (glasses clink) (crew laughs) – Sorry, sorry, Chase. – Yeah, these are very rounded is what you’re saying. Very rounded right here. And this is the one you were looking at where it was like it’s got that angle right there. Woo, that’s nice. I think you’ve stuck me with something. You know what, Chase, I’m thirsty. Can you help us out with that maybe? – I left! Ah! – Yeah. Maybe with some Nalgenes that are officially Be Your Mythical Best branded. That’s right, we got some Mythical Nalgenes available at mythical.com. – I needed that. – You supply your own water. – Grab ’em, mythical.com. – Okay. – They’re virtually indestructible. – I’m thirsty too! (crew laughs) – He said, “I’m thirsty too.” (censor beep) – Okie dokie. Hmm. Well, I got a target over here. – Huh. – I think what I’m gonna do is just go for the target. – Oh, a little pitching action. – Yeah, just like throw this thing at that. – [Stevie] Wait, before… Rhett, can you put your shield- – Put your shield down! – Oh, sorry. – God, safety. – I was just trying to get a good view. (Link grunts) – I’m so angry. Why don’t we have cars that fly like the Jetsons yet? Ah! (glass shatters) Little low. What? You get scared that I missed it so badly? Yeah, by like seven feet. (crew laughs) – Okay. (Link grunts) It’s hard to throw a glass. (glass shatters) – Oh, oh, oh, wow, you… (glass shatters) – (grunts) Yeah! Yeah! That’s what you get. If I wanted to watch “The Flintstones,” that’s where I’d wanna be living. (crew laughs) (hands clap) – Okay. I’m taking some inspiration from my good buddy, Link. (bat taps) – Oh? (bat taps) – I wanna do the other end of the baseball equation. Throw. Now there’s a 71% chance that I’m going to miss all three of these. (laughs) Just so you know, okay? – Well, that won’t be satisfying. – Okay, okay. But I gotta get mad. (bat taps) You know what? I think I’m finally coming to the conclusion that I will never be drafted into the NBA. (Link chuckles) And I’m gonna take that out by raging through the vehicle of another sport that I will not be drafted into. (inhales) (glass shatters) – Huh, that made a cool sound. – [Rhett] Yeah, I’m tall! Yeah, I played basketball! – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, too easy. – Yeah, I’m tall! I played basketball, but I don’t play it professionally. I wish I could though. (glass shatters) – [Link] Whoa oh. All right. – Lacrosse. (cup smacks) – Oh wow, okay. You gonna be able to… I think you might just catch it. (crew laughs) Yeah, mm, I don’t feel good about that. (glass shatters) Oh, he did it. He did it. (crew member laughs) – I broke it? – You broke it. – It’s hard to tell. – It’s over. It’s over. – Boy, all I feel so calm right now. (bat clinks) I’m okay with the fact that I don’t play basketball. – I mean, I don’t feel calm. I just feel exhausted. I think that’s really what it boils down to. All right, I’m not protected anymore. – [Stevie] The person who destroyed the dollar store item this time was Rhett, – Oh! – Which, means, Link, you have to add at 25.49 to the crew party fund. So that means in total, – I like a good party. – Rhett, yow owe 13.33 to the fund. Link, you owe $102.47. – Ooh. – [Stevie] So that means Rhett wins the game, and it brings the crew party fund total to $115.80. And just because it seemed like the right thing to do, we will also be donating $1,000 to My Friend’s Place, which offers services to youth experiencing homelessness between the ages of 12 and 25 in LA. And, Rhett, since you won, you get to rage against the machine, AKA You get to destroy all this old broken tech. (Chase yells) (crew laughs) – Okay. – Enjoy! – [Link] You earned it, Rhett. All right, so we got an iPod. – You put something up there, I bust it. (censor beep) – [Link] All right, there’s an iPad. – I am still fuming because Stevie won’t return my Evanescence CD. (crowbar whacks) (heavy metal music) – [Link] Oh, wow. (censor beep) (crowbar whacks) (Rhett grunts) (heavy metal music continues) I got a surprise for you. – Okay, here we go. Here we go. Give me the bat. (censor beep) This is for all the times that I’ve gotten a spinning wheel of death. You might wanna move. (laughs) You sure you wanna be there? (heavy music continues) (Rhett breathes heavily) (bat dings) (crew laughs) (bat dings) – The sound it makes. – They are so sturdy. (bat cracks) (glass shatters) It’s crazy. It’s crazy. (heavy metal music continues) (MacBook cracks) – [Link] Yes, yes, yes, he won. He’s doing it. (Rhett grunts) Now don’t hurt yourself. – I don’t like how the Photos app is different now. I can’t find my photos. I just want to know what happened in my life in 2013. (MacBook cracks) (Rhett grunts) (censor beep) You get to do this one. (censor beep) (heavy metal music) (bat taps) (crew laughs) – Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. – You know what time it is? You don’t wanna hit the screen. (bat taps) – Hi, I’m Lance. – And I’m Nancy. – We’re here in our own Mythical set in Atlanta, Georgia. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Whoa. What? – That’s commitment! – What did you do? – We will find you. (both laugh) Click the top link to watch us taste actually good vegan foods with Gwynedd from Sporked in good mythical more. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Stay hydrated with the new Be Your Mythical Best Nalgene, available now at mythical.com. (no audio)