Which of these secret flasks is best? Let’s talk about that. Good mythical morning. You know, appearances can be deceiving. For example, that’s not actually a forest behind us. It’s just a wall that’s painted to look that way. I never knew that. But when it comes to drinking, there’s a whole category of products that aren’t quite what they seem. Hidden alcohol containers. These are items that look like something innocent, but are actually flasks designed to hold booze. I’m not drunk! The question is, how well do they really work for hiding a hooch? It’s time for Modern Ingenuity with Just a Splash of Daddy’s Night Night Juice. Okay, boys, your first hidden product is this binoculars flask available from Amazon. com for 26. 99. It holds 16 ounces of liquid, so you’re gonna go ahead and evaluate it based on usability, effectiveness, and its deception, and other stuff. And then you’re gonna rank it on that board behind ya with those categories. Oh yeah, so this is bad, this is good. Real bad. Hit the road, Jack Daniels! Meads Improvement! Rum of the mill! Caber Yay! Long Island Ice Terrific! And Manhattan Out of Ten! Whaaat? Boy, the puns keep rolling. And so does the fun! When you’re out bird washing. Thanks for joining me. And inviting me on this bird watching expedition, Ted. I’m glad you came. I see you didn’t bring any inoculars. Oh, was I supposed to? Oh, you know what? It’s actually great. It’s great. when you’re a first time bird watcher to just watch birds with your own eyes because then you’ll really appreciate it next time when you bring your own binoculars. So take a look at that, uh, warbler. Take a look at that warbler. Take a look at that warbler. I wanna know where to look by looking at you. Oh, yeah. Over there. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I’m not really spotting it yet. Is it Where Uh It’s the warbler! Is it really far away? Just maybe, let me, uh, Can I, can I use your binoculars? These are my grandfathers. Uh, And he’s, he died. Wearing them. And it’s, Oh yeah, never mind. I don’t like to, Well, no, I was saying, they’re kind of, They’re like a sacred heirloom in my family. Okay. Look at that Cardinal. You look, Cardinal, you’re from North Carolina. It’s the state bird. Oh, yeah. Back here? Yeah. Now, I thought those woods weren’t real. Didn’t you say that earlier? What? My granddad. Granddad. He didn’t tell me that these were broken. What? The whole cap came off. Okay, so there you go. That’s how it would happen. You blew it. So the whole So the cap stayed on. Yeah, so, the first time, cause it’s two sided, I just went like this and the whole thing came off. Oh. And then, the second time, I didn’t see any of this. I did this, and, Well they, I mean, you saw it, I didn’t see it. Is it, is it, need to be glued or something? It’s okay. I mean, do you want to take this home and actually use it? Now, is there, I don’t watch birds. Is there anything in there that’s like, is there a fake scene? Uh, there’s nothing. So these are completely useless. If you took these bird watching, If you would call it using them, you would, here, you wanna try sipping? If they had a fake scene in it, then I think Take a drink. Root beer. Got him! Okay, listen. Then I think it would cost more. 27 is pretty cheap. I think these are not bad at all if you could actually see through one side. Because then you could actually be like a part of the group. And you’re like, I kind of can’t. Like you can kind of participate, but still drink. That would cost a lot more money. The good thing about this one is that it’s in a, it’s so close to your mouth already. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the drinking position is ready. You, I think, I mean, you were able to successfully fool you. For a second. You never knew it. So, the price is right, the location is right. It might need to have more of a flip top. You know, than a, than a screw top. Yeah, we gotta work on that. But, this is great. And I think it holds quite a bit. How much does it hold? Sixteen ounces. Sixteen ounces. Eight ounces on each side. Oh, it literally says it right there. It’s like, oh, you’re. What’s the magnification? To eight ounces. Two times eight alls. Okay, uh, so maybe middle of the road, we’ll just kind of put it, rum in the middle. I mean, it could be better. Uh, I’m predicting it’s better. I think it’s going to be somewhere in here. Well, we don’t know until we try something else. It might be number one. Your next hidden product is this umbrella flask, available on Amazon for 11. 99 for a two pack, and each umbrella holds 12 ounces of liquid. Okay, and look at this, you wanna see, uh, um, an umbrella disappear? Oh. Whoa! There it is! There it is! Oh, what is that? Oh! Oh! Oh, it’s beginning to drizzle. Oh, and I just did my hair. Oh, thank God you brought that umbrella. Well, um, it’s not raining that hard. Is it your grandfather’s? It’s not raining that hard. You know, but I mean look up and see how much it is raining. Okay. Wow, man. Look at those clouds are so dark But it’s really gonna get going a little bit but not yet Okay. All right. I’m not I don’t want to you know, how hard it is to get an umbrella to go back in Yeah, once you get it out, so I don’t really like to unfurl it unless it’s really coming down Take a look again and see How is it starting to come down? It’s really starting to come down a little bit more. I really wish you would unfurl that umbrella. And it looks like you’re doing something out of the corner of my eye. I saw your head go back. Oh, well, um, I like to look up quick. Okay. The best way to Oh, what’s going on there? Oh, you’re screwing your umbrella? Is it broken? It’s stuck. It’s stuck. I gotta see if Maybe if I blow on it, it’ll open. Okay. Okay. I know what you’ve got in there. So, this is just, I mean you can, you can keep it, I keep a, an umbrella in the um, in the little car door, uh, satchel. You have the same liquid? And milkshake. Milk, milkshake? No. I think it’s um, It’s like a protein drink. I think it’s strawberry Nesquik. Oh, it’s strawberry milk. It’s one of my, one of my kids favorite things. Yum! The fact that this is a good bottle shape, the fact that, The binoculars you wear, like, once you’re caught with the binoculars, you got them on you. This is like, you kinda carry this, and you like, oh, he thinks it might rain. Or, you’ve got it, like, in your golf bag. You know what I’m saying? You kinda, if somebody starts looking through your stuff, they’re like, oh, he just has an umbrella. Like a regular Joe. But then when you get around a corner, you’re like, Yeah. That’s pretty quick. This is not as good as the, uh Well, hold on. Let’s be honest here. In my opinion. It’s 12, though. It’s only 12. For two of them. Wow. And you could kind of do binoculars with them. Alright. If you wanted to. You got me. It’s, it’s I think it’s a little bit better because it’s It’s much more There’s more scenarios in which it makes sense for you to be carrying this. Yeah, hidden in plain sight. You know what I mean? How often do you wear binoculars? I’ve never seen you with them. Next up we have a sports bra available on Amazon for 28. 99 and it holds 25 ounces of liquid. That’s a lot of liquid. But I mean I guess it is a sports bra. Somebody gonna bring it in? Bring it in yo! Somebody wearing it. Let’s see the model. Are they in the forest? You thought that that was a real forest this whole time. I am a little bit shocked. I mean, it has depth. I mean, you can’t really do that on a wallpaper, can you? Caught ya! Have you been wearing this the whole time? You caught me. Okay. Well, just cause I caught you doesn’t mean you have to address. You caught me. I’ve been, uh, I got my, uh, Yeah, it’s my bra. You see how tight it is in the back? Oh my gosh. There’s no room there. That is a, that’s quite a uniboob you got. I can’t get, I’m not getting any. Oh. What? I mean, it looks like a, like a genuine Pump me. What is it? I’m sucking so hard and I can’t get anything. Why’s it not working? Maybe if we, uh, here, take it off of me. I mean, you might fly across the room, this thing is tight. Okay. Uh. Uh. Uh. Okay. No, thank you. So what’s going on? Oh, there’s another valve. This is something. This is something. Doesn’t that feel like it’s something? What is this? I really, I mean. Cause look, it goes across. Do you see that? But when you succeed, you know what’s gonna happen? You’re just gonna drink something out of it. Yeah, but I just wanna know. You push on that? If you’re at the gym or if you’re jogging and you want to drink I just don’t understand how this would actually work. It’s plugged up. You know what I’m saying? I don’t know. I don’t know what it is. I’m sorry. I gotta get a size to where it’s additive. Maybe it pushes up your boobs more and that gives you, like You know, more support. And then you’ve got the hydration, or whatever you decide to put in there. But you’re at the, I mean Yeah, cause if you, if you’ve got boobs already I can’t believe this is a thing. I mean, I just can’t think of a And then you’ve got liquid on top of your boobs. I’m trying to make it work, but I can’t. And you can’t make it work in a different way. You know, this one, this one is really dumb. Sorry guys. I just can’t believe this exists. Hit the road, Jack Daniels. It’s the last one. And it’s 29? Come on. Don’t be thirsty. Be your mythical best by staying mythically hydrated with our new BYMB Nalgene. And yes, it is an official Nalgene. And it’s easy to actually get the drink out of, as I just demonstrated. Available at mythical. com. You know, you don’t You don’t have those, um, it’s BPA free. It’s, uh, for your everyday adventures. So, this thing is virtually indestructible. It’s fashionable. Um, am I selling it? I mean, I’m a fan of hydration. Mythical. com Okay, your next hidden product is a purse flask Available on Amazon for 60 bucks And it can hold three liters Okay, so this is like a day at the beach situation Three liters, I mean you’re still calling this a flask? I mean The whole thing is spilled Maybe it’s a, a cooler And the way, oh, I just, okay, so I see I see, I see So you took, could you put anything else in here? You got this flap? Yeah, there’s, there’s room in there for other stuff, but there’s a big bag at the bottom and then it’s got a valve here and then, but you can’t see the valve. Because of the magnetic clasps. Clasps on the flask. So this is like for the movie theater? Like, what’s the scenario? Yeah, yeah, this is really good for a movie theater. No one’s gonna search your bag, and if they do, you just, you put your stuff on top of it, and no one ever sees that this thing is full. Uh, well, what do we have here? We gotta take that off. Oh, ketchup. Um, no, it’s, um, it’s a sauce of some kind. Almost . One more. What is that? One more? A little dollop. What is that what I mean, what is it? A tomato juice, a sauce, you know, the sauce of to the tomato. Uh, so I, I mean it’s the, it is the beginnings of a Bloody Mary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can put the other ingredients in there and then kick it to a party. How much, how much, 60? I don’t know, if you, if you’re going to like, Pops in the Park, if you’re going to, uh, the movie theater, if you’re going shopping, But, if you have a, look, look, this, let me just, and then you’re just drinking, Explore this logically. If you have a bag like this, You could just put a whole drink in it. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Whoa. And just take the drink out and drink it, and then put it back in the bag. Yeah, but the Like, the valve part of this, and then have it Now, how inconspicuous are you when every time you want a drink, you have to bring your whole bag up to your face? Or get your friend to do it for your friends, you know. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. This might be worse than the sports bra. Just from a practicality standpoint and a cost standpoint Well, I will point out this one actually works. You’re right. So it’s better than that. But I think it needs improvement. And I, I think, I think you’ll be the hit amongst your friends. With that one. Up next we have this pickleball paddle. Available on Amazon for 19. 99. And it holds 20 ounces of liquid. Okay, 20 ounces of liquid, 20. I can kinda feel it. Alright, we’re gonna test this thing out. Because, of course we have our own pickleball court. I have a real, uh, pickleball paddle here. This is solid, solid wood. That’s a nice one. Hey, man. Welcome to the court. I’m just getting into the game. I’m a little bit nervous. Oh, it’s okay. So go easy on me. Anybody can play. Everybody’s into this now. Yeah, yeah. I’ve had this paddle. For two years, I got it for Christmas. It was the last thing my grandfather left of me before he died. Looks pretty cheap, all right, let’s uh, first you tap paddles. I don’t know about that, I think you’re making that up. Let’s just play. All right. Okay? Oh, what you, you’re inspecting your paddles? Yeah, just making sure it’s tightly wrapped. Okay. Oh. My paddle’s heavier than it seems like it should be. Oh yeah? Yeah, I didn’t think it would be so heavy. I haven’t been working out. Man, it takes a lot to get, it takes a lot to get going. Ow, you hurt my hand! Come on, you gotta aim for the court. Oh, what are you Oh, God. Are you okay? What are you doing? Oh! That’s strong. Drinking your paddle. My paddle is strong. I’m sorry, man. This is a flask. Oh. With pickle juice in it. Get it? Oh! Let me feel how heavy this thing is. You got one right there. Oh. And if you’re swinging this thing and you don’t have a As compared to A tight bottom on it. This, you got, you got liquids going everywhere. It’s three times as heavy as a normal pickleball paddle. I do like pickle juice in there, though. This is just meant to stay in your bag. You know, I don’t think you would actually be playing with it. You’d have to be a desperate, desperate, needy drinker. Well, when you go to the pickleball courts, who’s in the pickleball? Okay. Damien’s in a pickleball, so when you go to the pickleball courts, do you take like a backup paddle? Yes Okay, see so hopefully you won’t need it. So right there and then everybody’s just literally seeing you drink from your extra paddle, which I think could be fine. It’s a fun sport. I think people would, they’re open to anything. I’ve seen people playing in flip flops, barefoot. I think that’s the thing about this. Virtually naked. Is that not only does it hold 20 ounces of liquid, not only is it only 20, but in the context of you actually taking this thing out, you wouldn’t even want to be hiding it. You wanna be showing it off a little bit. You bring this to the pickleball court and maybe you become the most popular pickleball player because you’ve got this thing. Hey, take a swig. Nice shot. But there’s nothing wrong with drinking while playing pickleball, is there? Exactly. Well then why hide it? It’s not, just because it’s cool. I’m saying, this is not hiding it. This is like, you thought this was a pickleball paddle, and it’s actually alcohol. So it’s more of like a prank kind of thing. I love your argument. That means it can’t be number one. I think it actually has to go It’s fun, though. Below the binoculars, because This, you have to walk over to this and get it out of your bag and share it. I think this is around your neck and you’re just like, boop boop boop. Meh. But you can’t actually see birds. I’ll put it in the middle. How do you feel about that? Second place so far. You feel alright about that? I’m okay with that. I understand the logic. And finally, we have this camera flask available on Amazon for 13. 99 and it holds 5 ounces of liquid. Alright, 8. 1 megapixels, too. Don’t forget that, Stevie. Alright, so, um, Alright, Magnum, you’re next, bud. I’m taking your school picture. Make sure you, make sure you fix that hair, huh? You got that hair on your right side, it’s sticking out. Okay, well, how do you want me to sit? Hey, and you get the special camera, buddy. Uh, yeah, put your, put your, put your hands on your shoulders. There you go. Yeah. And, uh, all right, so then, alright, now too much eye contact. Why don’t you, why don’t you, let’s look off into the distance. Look off, uh, mouth open. Yeah. Mouth open. And then further to the, uh, further to the, uh, maybe look further to the right Uhhuh. Yeah. Keep you want a profile? Okay. Keep, yeah. I want, I want a little bit of a, oh yeah. Look at the back of that head. That thing. Look at the back of that head. Boy, I wanna see more of that. Turn around a little bit. But how will people know it’s me? Okay, alright, there we go. Okay, ready, I’m ready. Okay, I’m not up, I’m at, uh, Keep, keep, hold that pose, I gotta, I gotta get some new batteries in my, How do I even? I’m getting uncomfortable. Magnum’s getting uncomfortable. Okay. All right, Magnum. Here we go. All right. Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. You know what? I gotta get One more. One more. Something’s wrong with my camera. Um, I’m just gonna need you to, uh Bring in that hot teacher of yours, and let me Oh, God. Let me see if you can help me with it. Okay, well, that’s, uh Uh, they’re all a little bit creepy, you know? This is Did y’all have that, that scenario? Is that what that is? I love that. I love it. Did you guys have creepy photographers take pictures with you at school? A little. I did. I know what you’re talking about. Yeah, yeah. We did. Only creepy. I distinctly remember that he called me Magnum. Every year. Like, four years in a row. Elementary school. Magnum. How did you, uh, get it open? I don’t understand. Well, you gotta, you gotta pull that, push that forward and then go like that. And then, it’s not very drinkable. Yeah, like, the cap is, well, It’s recessed. One of the, uh, one star reviews said, It looks great. I have a great time fooling my friends. However, it doesn’t do a great job at being a flask. You cannot drink directly out of the flask without getting half of it down your shirt. Yeah. So that was a middle school photographer who left that review. Fourteen dollars. His friends are all the kids. We live in a world where these things are being made, and you’re only being charged fourteen dollars to buy it. I don’t, it’s just, it makes me sad. Prune juice. Makes me sad. Hmm. This is just, You don’t know you’re gonna drink prune juice. This is a waste of materials, you know? This is going, it’s going ahead of the sports bra because I did drink out of it. But I’m, I’m, we’re, we’re putting it at five. So, I think this is our definitive ranking, which means that Forks were all the worst. The best thing is the rain or shine umbrella in a set of two. Mm hmm. Unless you’re in an arid climate. Yes. Uh, I mean, do we have affiliate links? Are we making any money off of this? No. I mean, we have links in the description, so we’ll see. Yeah. Oh, if you want to buy this stuff, click the link in the description. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. My name is Evan, this is my bachelorette party. All of my friends dressed up as my fiance. Jeff. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Woo! Love that. Click the top link to watch us figure out what a bunch of strange keys open in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. 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