Welcome to Good Mythical More. Do we know what a key goes to just by looking at the key? Heh, maybe. Let’s check our voicemail before we get into that business. Hey Rhett and Link, did you know that, uh, cabinets are just shelves with secrets? Thanks. Somebody’s talking in the background. Hey, he’s like at a party, and he just, he, he like had this brilliant thought. I gotta call Rhett and Link. Who am I gonna call? Rhett and Link. Cabinets are just shelves with secrets. Hmm. Pretty on theme. I like it. Pretty on theme. I like it. You know, what are the chances? We just talked about secrets. In the main episode, we’re gonna be talking about hidden secret things that could be open with keys. Do you have a secret? Uh. Like cubbyhole in your house? You know, you got a little hooch hidden somewhere? Cubbyhole? Little cubbyhole. Little. This only means that you have a secret cubbyhole in your house, Link. Yep. Maybe it doesn’t. I love the idea of, You gotta have a little stash spot. secret compartments and stuff. But I don’t have any. That’s a shame. So like, I love the idea of them. I also love the idea of, like, a bookshelf where you pull one book and then you go into some secret room, but I also don’t have that. What’s your secret cubby hole, Link? I don’t have one. I don’t have one. Do you have a box? Box of secrets? Uh, probably. I mean, I have a bunch of old stuff in boxes. And there’s stuff I probably wouldn’t want people to know inside of them. Oh. Mm hmm. I just keep moving it around, because I don’t want to go through it yet. I’m gonna hold this in front of my. So this is the key to a locket, kind of thing. Like a small, like a, like a small, tiny little chest. Is that the kind of game we’re playing? Yeah, you have to guess what the key’s to, but that is the incorrect answer. Um. What did you, what, um. There’s not much to it. What are your keychain, what’s your keychain situation? Have you noticed an evolution of the minimalization of keys on your keychain? Or is that just me? Um, my keychain is permanently attached to my, my bag that I carry around. And it’s like, yeah, it’s like, part of it. It’s hooked on, so I don’t lose it. I really was talking more about like, the amount of keys. And, and because of that, I have reduced the number of keys as much as possible even though it’s a big bag and arguably I could carry more keys. I don’t, what I don’t believe in is any, what my wife has, which um, Christy has all of these like, things she’s collected, like, Oh, here’s a cute cactus, and Oh, wow, she has a big key chain. here’s a Snoopy, and it’s just like, brr, just all hangs down. They used to advise against that, because it would put pressure on your ignition, but now no one puts a key in their car. Mm hmm. Push to start has made it to the everyman and woman. Uh, so key chains are I think that’s the thing, Stevie, is that push to start has made keychains not so immediate. And how many things do you need keys to? That’s what I’m saying. A lot of people don’t use the keys to get in their house. That’s what I’m saying. They’ll use, like, the code. Yeah. It’s great. Less keys. I think I’ve got some keys on my keychain that I don’t know where they go to, but I’m afraid to let go of them. Mmm. This is a music box? Special keys. I also have a tile, one of those tiles, but I don’t have the app. I have a bunch of tiles. Alright, I’m guessing music box. Nope. You’re, you’re both in the right, cheap, area. Something. Little cute things that don’t matter. Is that the area? Treasure box. Something, something that you could actually get into. Is this a prize from a dentist office? Little girls, things typically. It’s the little girls. Uh, little. A treasure box. Little girl, little girl diary. There we go. Oh. Yep, yep, yep. Oh. Okay, so you got the heart. And then, what do you, you do that, and you have to take this whole thing off, and then you do this, and then you open it up, and then you read it, and boy there’s some hilarious stuff written in here. Missed opportunity writers! For once, you could have actually written! Oh! Sorry guys. I mean physically written. Oh. Not just do your job, which I know that you do. But yeah. Dear diary. Thanks for clarifying. So what does that say on the top? Cage? Is that? K G. This is for the little girl named KG? KG. KG, where you at? I don’t want the brand name. KG! It’s for KG! You can have this. You can have it. Somebody needs to write in it. Okay. But you gotta change the spelling of your name to C A G I E. Cagie. I mean I think having a lock on your diary I think that’s a great idea. Because kids, let me tell you right now, your parents will read that thing. And even if they say they won’t, they will. And even if they don’t want to, they will. Hold on, hold on. This seems like an admission. I don’t have a cubbyhole, and I’ve never read my children’s diaries. What? Why did you say that then? Because, um, uh, I’m just I’m just trying to I’m trying to be relatable. I’m trying to be relatable. Uh I’m just trying to be relatable. By saying you have a cubbyhole. Keep a lock on your diary. I gotta say, I think it sends the wrong message. All right. This right here. Oh, this is to, I know what it is. Um, one of those metal safes. Nope. Oh, bike lock. Bike lock. It’s a bike lock. No, you’re both incorrect. This is a more fun thing. Selene is, is. A bouncy house. Too happy that we got that wrong. Yes, it is the key to a bouncy house. To a bouncy house. I can’t get in. Give me my little. Well, it could be a bike lot. What does it say? Um, it’s more like It is more like the metal box thing that you’re talking about. But the metal box is part of a cool machine. Oh. Mailbox. A really cool machine. A cool box. Snow, snow, snow cone machine. Okay, now you’re in the right direction. Oh, machine. A cool machine that. A cool machine that you wouldn’t want anybody getting into. It’s a, it’s a cash register. Why would you lock up? There is cash in it when you open it. A cool little safe. No. I said No, no, it’s, it’s, it’s like, it’s a, it’s a cool machine that takes cash. A cool machine that. A little fake ATM. It’s a, um, it’s a, it’s a change, it’s a change maker. What do you put, what, in the pack? A little arcade game. There you go. Little arcade game. Little arcade cabinet. We have it on playback, we didn’t get an arcade cabinet. Oh, we didn’t? But like, you know, where the, where the tokens are the. Oh, that’s so fun. Never would have thought that. I also don’t have a full size arcade game in my house. But I’ve always not wanted one. You’ve never been tempted? You go into someone’s house, and they have that, and you’re like, Oh, this is a fun house, and then you start thinking about the fact that they probably don’t play it anymore, and it’s so big. Yeah. And then you just talk yourself out of it. I mean, if you’re, if you have a big enough house to have a dedicated just playroom, then I think it’s fair game. People come over and they like to play it. But like, uh, you know, we’ve had a foosball table in our entertainment room. Like, our TV watching room. For four years. We’re selling it. Today. Have you foosed it? It’s being sold today. And I’m so happy. I’m actually kind of interested. I’m actually intrigued. Or surprised by the fact that you went along with that? Because I think it was my idea. Oh really? Yeah, because, oh, it’s probably a covid idea. The kid, it was kind of Covid. It was when you had Covid. Eeuggh, fever dream. When the, when the kids bring their friends over, they have like to play it. But now, you know, the kids have lives of their own and they don’t, they don’t care to, they’re too old for that. Too old for foose. They’re, um, you know, um, you know, they’re trying to drink and stuff. I don’t know what would be a good arcade game to have. No, they’re not. If you were to have, I don’t have a cubby. My kids don’t drink, and, um I don’t read I didn’t read their diaries. Are you okay? Yeah, I’m good. I’m a great father. You know that they’re drinking. You know that they’re drinking because you’ve been reading their diaries. Drank again last night. It’s all they It’s all they’re talking about. Whoa, look at. Golden T, that would be a good, You know the one with the golf game with the ball? That would be a good one to have. That’d be a good arcade game to have. Oh, oh, the fixed bar, it’s like, um. Boom. It’s like the mouse pad that has the track thing on it, but you do that and that’s how you launch it. That’s how you launch the. Like, that’s a, it’s, the cool thing about that game is that the arcade- ness of it is something that can’t be replicated unless you get the game. Like, you can play a golf game on a joystick or whatever, but like, you can’t. That’s the only time you can play a game by going like that. Y’all know what I’m talking about? Golden Tee? I’m gonna get you one of those as a retirement present. For my birthday. Are you ever gonna retire? No. You’ll never get it. Look at this key. It’s got a scrotum. I want you to know it. Oh, that’s actually like, a pretty good clue, I would say. Okay, so this goes into a. This is a, um, this is a naughty drawer key. I almost said it, then I caught myself. You put this, you lock, you want to lock your naughty drawer where you keep your naughty stuff. This is, yeah, this is, this is a box of sex toys. I led you down the wrong path. I think I was thinking, like, truck nuts situation and that, that being close to this. That’s nice. Eyebrows. That is nice. Do you have a, do you have a, do you have a locked box of sex toys? No, because I don’t want to be fumbling for a key in those moments. Oh, so it’s just open. Hmm. It’s a pull cord and they fall out of the ceiling. All of them. All over the bed. It’s just a net on the side of the bed. Everywhere. It’s like a hailstorm. It’s like stuffed animal nets. Yeah. Is that it? Yes, it is to a net in the ceiling for your sex toys. Truck nuts. What? Why did you yell that again? Because she said that. TRUCK NUTS! She was thinking like truck nuts. Alright, give us another hint. Adjacent to truck. Car balls. Car balls. Oh well, actually one time you did use one of these in a video in which you dug a medium sized hole. Uh, a shovel holder? Oh, this is a key to an excavator. Okay, but not as specific as excavator. Oh, just a earth moving equipment. Lawnmower. A big, uh, a powered shovel. Okay, no. Now I just need you to get it. Okay, it’s not, okay, what if you go up from a riding lawnmower, but not to. A tractor. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. A tractor. This is a tractor key. Well, where’s the tractor? Did we buy a whole tractor just to get the key? We bought a Kubota, man. We would look good in those two enough to each other. That is a fun looking vehicle, man. Yeah. What are you tractoring in that thing that looks like, oh yeah. Are you pulling stuff with that? Oh yeah. Yeah, certainly. Because you attach stuff to the back. Yeah. Yeah. You’re still doing stuff. Boy, look at that. I like that. It’s fully enclosed. That’s a fancy tractor. That is a safe haven for a farmer. Look, just like It looks like he’s in an aquarium. Look at that. You don’t have to deal with the prairie winds. I mean, remember that song, You Think My Tractor’s Sexy? Exactly. Like, this is what tractors look like now. I mean. We are turned on. We want to tractor in the future. It’s honestly one of the best looking vehicles I’ve ever seen. It looks very capable. Maybe slow, but steady. Brrrrr. They’re making big moves at Kubota. That’s the noise it makes. All right, you’re showing us almost the same key that we saw before, which, um. Handcuffs. Oh, yeah, there you go. Ok. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, everywhere. I have some experience with those, just, but not you know, because I’ve been a bad boy sometimes. You know that sound? I’m not gonna put these on because I don’t trust you. Oh, these are the real deal. That’s the real deal y’all. Mm hmm. Um. This next one, I am, I. Let’s go to that. What on earth for this one? These are little. They’re little and almost kind of flimsy. I watched TikTok the other day of um. Good. Good for you. Yeah, I don’t watch a lot. A key was broken off in a lock and they like melted this metal over top of it. And then, and then pulled it, and the whole key came out. And, uh, then I went like that and saw something else. You know, there’s not much of a connection with TikTok. You know? I remember things that I’ve seen, and then it’s just like a fleeting moment. It’s like a road trip. It makes you feel empty? You drive past stuff, and you saw it, and then it’s gone, and but then the road also disappears. I’m definitely not watching as much as I did at one point. Um. The interesting thing here, to me, is the number of keys, the number of key copies that exist for what I have written down this is for. Yeah, what, so it’s cheap. It’s not gonna be that secure. Bike, bike rack. No. It’s too small. Roof rack. No, no, no, it’s too, it’s, it’s, I think it’s too weak for that. My roof rack thing is, uh, it’s more than that. Um, is it a toy? Is it for kids? I’m, I’m, I mean, I don’t, I don’t, I can’t even, uh. You can’t, you don’t have a hint for me? Um, well, I, cause I don’t know, I, this has gotta be, um, a joke, I think. But. In, I, I guess you could maybe use this in a role playing situation, uh, in your net. A fisherman’s hat. With a lock on it. Only I am going to wear this fisherman’s hat because, Say, oh, let me take it off, honey. Because of the results that I get are amazing. Amen, yeah. Um, if you, okay, it’s an undergarment. Chastity belt. Chastity belt. Yeah. So what is this? I need to, yeah. Let’s see this. What on earth? We’ll put it on. How does this? Oh, cause there’s four locks on it. Cause part of the, I think part of the fun is the slow unlocking. Is getting it off. It increases suspense. And you have to figure out, well, which key goes to what part? Let me be sexier about it. Oh, honey, once you get this on, you’re gonna have so much trouble getting it off. You need to make it a little tighter. It’s a little too big for you. I’m really, I’m standing right behind the mic. Here we go. Um. So it, it, it. It covers both orifices. Yeah, right. There’s no, there’s no getting in there. There’s no getting around it. And you can really You can unlock it. It’s very adjustable. If you want. And now you get behind me and unlock the back. Do you want to get a, uh, do you want to get it tight enough? The thing that’s disturbing is that you can start to believe that this is a representative of a, uh It’s like, uh, a wiener and low hanging ball situation. Sorry to use your term. Hey, unlock me from the back. It’s not my term. Stevie’s term. Why is that my, what do you mean? Situation. Oh, I didn’t realize that’s what you were referencing. I can’t wait. I can’t wait. I can’t wait to Why is it so loose? Come on. Come on. It can’t take forever. I’m sorry, I’m having trouble, okay. Oh! Whoa! Whoa, Nellie! That’s really the only one you have to undo. You know, really, it’s like, you’re really gonna take the time for the other four? Why would you undo this one? I thought for some reason it was the more classic definition, but then four people had the keys to, like ah, yes. That could be fun. All four people must come together! You know, those are based, those are based on a real, like a real thing. That’s what I was saying, I thought it was a real thing. It’s all fun and games now, but like, they used to lock people up in those things, man. Like, for real. Your mom has one, your dad has one, your granny has a key. Because of the political implications. They all come together. Oh, look at this. This is, let me put it in front of something so you can see it. I’ll put it in front of Rhett. It’s essentially. That is a long stick. There’s nothing key like about this. It’s a, it like, pokes. It pokes. It goes into a hole and presses something. It goes deep, though. And it doesn’t really need to turn, I don’t think. There’s nothing, you know. You know if you get locked out, if you, if one of your interior door locks. Gets unlocked. Yep. Gets locked and you can’t get in. This is the kind of thing that will unlock it. It’s like a kid locks himself in the bathroom and they’re throwing a tantrum and they say they’re never gonna come out, and you say, well, and you reach up there on top of the ceiling, and you just go, and then you open the door, and then. This is a little bit bigger than most of those. That didn’t happen. That never happened in my house. So this is for the bathroom. Uh, this you would need in a more emergency like situation, in a place where you could possibly be trapped. Um, trunk of a car. Um. Trapped. Basket. Trapped suddenly with other people. Elevator. Yeah. Is that, what? So that hole there. Well now you’re gonna make me wanna have to carry one of these all the time. So I think what you do is you put that in the hole and then you use it as a handle to open the door, or does it? Does it trigger something in, deep in that hole? I think it triggers something in the, in the door’s release. Hmm. Is that in every elevator? I’m gonna see this now in every elevator. And now you’re gonna know if you just have something like this. I’m gonna put this in my bag. Huh. I’ll get on an elevator with you now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve really missed you in there. I used to be scared of elevators. Alright. But like, it releases, you, like, put it in, you jiggle it around, and then it releases some kind of latch or something, and then you can push the door open. You can push the doors open on your own? Yeah. And is this somewhere hidden in an elevator, or do you have to carry it? Recognizance. Oh, it’s, oh, sorry. It’s from the outside of the elevator, so you can’t do it from the inside of the elevator. Oh. I’m sorry. Stay hydrated with the new Be Your Mythical Best Now Gene, available now at Mythical.com.