We try every hairstyle, again. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The last time we tried out new hairstyles, uh, there were some borderline keepers, but most of them took us way too far out of our comfort zones. Yeah, let’s take a look at some of those. Yep, that, that, that wasn’t a keeper. For me, at least. Uh, and I I believe in that for you. Come on, Rhett. Be open minded today. I think it’s more to do with the face I was making, which will be the face that I’m making in every single one of the features today. So, we decided to challenge our very skilled graphics team to dig up even more hairstyles in hopes that we can find a more sensible style for the both of us. Yeah, come on y’all, step it up! This is a very serious episode. It’s time for Hair Check, Every Hairstyle Edition Part 2. Okay boys, you’re about to be presented with 23 new hairstyles photoshopped onto your heads. You’ll rate how good you think each other look with a score of 1 to 100, but you will not be rating yourselves this time around. In the end, the highest scores will show us which haircut you should probably get. And Stevie, because we’re doing it that way, does that mean the other person has to get that haircut at the end? Yeah. Okay, sure, yes. You will definitively be getting the haircut at the end that wins. Okay. Let’s start with high and tight. High and tight? Okay. It makes me wonder if you maybe have some problematic uh, uh, world views. Oh. Yeah. I don’t know. Maybe I don’t want to see your Twitter, you know what I mean? Uh, same for you. Except, I don’t know, you could go in a, in a lumberjack direction, I guess. The beard somehow does help a little bit. I’m gonna give you a, a seven for this. A seven out of one hundred? Oh. What? What? Seventy. Oh. Really? Okay, really. Uh, I don’t like this on you, I’m gonna give you a forty five. Curly Undercut slash Spain Curls. Spain curls. Undercut. The undercut part is the problem. I don’t think that anybody our age can do an undercut. Right. I just think that once you get to be in your 40s and you’re doing the undercut, I agree. You’re making mistakes here. I have one in high school. I will tell you that my hair does not do that. It will not do that. I actually think I could get my hair to do this. Yeah, I think so. Hmm, but I’m gonna give you a 34. Um, you’re definitely Nordic, or like, you know, I think you’re like a Swedish, like, cleaner of some sort. Like, you like, like, you, you specialize in grout. A grout cleaner? Yeah, but you’re very happy about it. You’re an upbeat I don’t know if there’s a market for that. Kind of, kind of, uh, it’s pretty specialized. I am happy about it. What’s my score? Uh, 53. Oh. Edgar Cut. Oh, gosh. I don’t know, man. I think you could be, like. I need facial hair. Why does it help you so much? The glasses send you in a certain direction. Like, you definitely are a critic of some kind. Like, you have lots of opinions about music. I do. The fade part is a little like, if the rest of you was wearing, like like, really like, like a puffy jacket and big high tops, you know what I’m saying? Like, that direction? Yeah, I could be a Swedish, uh, DJ. Yeah, I’m gonna give you a 72 because of that. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like this. I gotta. Now if you had like a turtleneck on, no, that’s like a 20. But like, this is all about what you wear with it. Puffy big outfits. Puffy big. To make that small head of mine look even smaller. Uh huh. Uh, you look like a complete dunce. Yeah, right. Yeah, I look like somebody who just gets his hair cut definitely by someone else and there’s no mirror involved. Like, I’m not giving any input. Uh, I’m gonna give you a 15. Mmm. Icy cold French crop with highlights. Oh. Okay. French crop. How did the hairline get so low? Yeah, how did Well, that’s bangs. If you really focus in on that, it’s like a winter wonderland up there. It’s like icy, you know, fir trees. This is the direction that you’re headed. Yeah. In terms of color. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. It is happening. You’re heading for this. This is horrible for both of us. Um, nine. Long fringe. Uh, for you, this is tastefully boring, you know? If I had a woodworking, uh, YouTube channel or TikTok, maybe? Maybe, maybe ex football player, um, dating a C level pop star. Okay. That’s what, I think that’s what you could pull. So that sounds good. C level pop star. So what are you giving me? Well, I’m giving you an 83. What? So you love it. Can your hair do that though? Can it go that straight? I’d have to get it treated. Yep, you’ll have to get it treated. I don’t even know what to think about you at this point. The smaller my hair gets, the bigger my cheeks get. This feels like, if the guy from before that wears the puffy coat goes on a camping trip. Yep. And then he wakes up in the morning and he’s like making himself uh, breakfast with one of those like bullet stoves. And he doesn’t want you to get a picture of him because all his pictures that are online are really, him like really, really well kept. Well curated. And, but this is the one you snap of him and then you use it for blackmail. Bedhead DJ? Bedhead DJ. Which I kinda like, 60. Okay. Natural bowl cut. Natural. Alright. Is this basically just Smosh? No, no, I’m saying like, Old Smosh, you know. It’s his hair. Oh, that is Ian’s hair? Yeah. Oh! It’s Smosh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! It’s both Ian? Yeah. Yeah, it’s both. It’s what Ian had, and then it is. What Ian had. Turned to your color here. Kinda. Um, honestly, I think that before you pass, uh, you might do something like this. I mean, it’s only 2025. You’re gonna be alive for another 40 years or so. At some point, you’re gonna do something like this. I’m starting to think about a mustache. Huh? I think that’s what I’m gonna do. But, this right here for you. Oh, this is bad for me. That’s bad for you, man. I mean, it balances the beard too much. It’s like, don’t look at the beard, look at me up here! 23. I like the way it feels like I could just pluck your face off of the paper and just like, bounce it like a bouncy ball. Yeah, it’ll bounce off of any surface. There’s something satisfying about it. I’ll give you a 58. Comma hair. Comma? Comma hair. Comma. Comma hair. Comma. Like it’s a comma? Comma. Yeah. Hmm. This is not great on either one of us. The proportions aren’t quite right. Graphic steam. It’s just, Twinkle fan. is this is you? Yeah, this is me. It’s just, it’s too, it’s, it’s too small. I think it would be a lot bigger than that. I’ll give you a, I’d give you a 12. I wouldn’t wanna, It’s not that bad. I wouldn’t wanna have a conversation with you. Well, but would you, if you said, if you said something to me, my, I would act like I didn’t hear you. Would you want to buy a book from that guy? Uh, like, I mean, he wrote it, not he’s selling it. Uh, well, I thought I was thinking, or both. I was thinking book seller and I was gonna say yes. Yeah, yeah. You’d buy a book from that man. And if he wrote the book, you’d believe what he said. Okay, 32. Mod cut. Hold on. I didn’t give, I didn’t give Rhett a score. I just gave two scores. My second one was a 32. Oh, yours isn’t bad. It’s just very normy, 50. Now, Stevie, let’s move on. Mod cut. I think this works. You’re a British rocker. I’m giving you a 77. So you kind of had a little bit of a mulledy thing that was happening, but you never brought your hair down on your forehead like this, but I think that you could. Yeah. 71. Oh, yeah. Psycho Billy. That’s just crazy, man. This is stupid. Don’t do this. 10. 12. Quiff. Ooh, that’s dangerously close to. Are you sure it’s not. Okay, it’s quiff. So a quiff is a wind blown mohawk? Looks like a ice cream. This is, this is a Tim Burton character. Fourteen. Yeah, this is not doing anything. This might be a part of a tasteful costume. But it is not a part of my everyday life or yours. I’m gonna give you, I’m gonna give you a seventeen. Bob cut. Oh, ooh. So we’re gonna have to shave the top of our foreheads for this one to work. Which is an interesting choice. And we’re gonna keep the tan line, though. We’re gonna shave up high. Five. We’re not even gonna consult with the graphics team on this one. No, I’m not even gonna look at you. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Four. Man Bob. Oh! What? And you added the earring? Something is happening with the proportions on this one, too. But you have an earring. I can’t remember. No, I don’t. I haven’t had an earring for quite some time. Uh like, uh, maybe 25 years? The left side of your hair, which is the right side to us, it, like, looks like you’re covering something up that happened with that part of your face. Yeah, I, I, you know what I mean? I, I was, I was doing my crystal work and I, I got a little too close to, to the sun. This is almost me with straightened hair though, that was a thing. Which is scary. 22. I’m gonna give you, I’ll give you a 31. Asymmetric. What? It’s just, I don’t, what a scene do I have to wear? Like leather head to toe. Anything like this. It’s not breathable. That looks like, the whole like trying to make something Yeah, like that and obviously. Hard to maintain. The effort. The perfection of it. It makes me not, not want to interact. That one long piece. Yeah, thank you gonna be tasting it 11 That’s going in my mouth all the time 12. Thank you. Shingle Bob. Shingles are extremely painful, and so is looking at this. Okay. Hold on, I gotta say. Don’t. It is so smooth, though. Yeah. I wanna touch it. I’m gonna give you an eight. I’m gonna give you a thirty. Oh. It really frames your cheeks. Hime cut. He may? He may not like it. He may never date again. Oh, gosh. I would have to wear sunglasses all the time. I think you would too. You wanna fill in all of that skin space? Nobody wants this, 16. I’m gonna give you a 90. No, uh, I’m gonna give you a 40. Modern mullet. Okay. What is this? Like a, this is like a Kurtis Connor. Kurtis Connor, yeah. Right. Is he, is he doing this still? No. He’s not even doing it anymore. I don’t know. What do you think about the source of the, those days are done? Oh, Chappy’s, passport photos. Chappy. I just called you. I just called you Kurtis Conner, How do you feel about that? I like him. Yeah. That’s cool. I like that. Is your, that is Chappy’s hair. Um, um, you can work on me. I think it works on you. I don’t think it works on me. I think it could be a, I think it could be a 68 for you. I’m gonna give you a 49. Spiky mullet. Oh, whoa, whoa. What, what’s happening there? Under, in, in, when you don’t have a neck, it looks like a neck beard. When you don’t have a neck and your head is just a ball floating in space, , uh, weird things start happening. I think it could work for you. I think it could work for both of us. I’m gonna give you an 82. Oh really? No, it’s not that good. 74 for you. Modern Perm. Oh, okay. I mean, it’s just a wig. Hold on a second. I don’t know, I feel like it has a very oats thing on you. In haul and oats, you know what I’m saying? So you want me to be, I mean, I just don’t want to be the John Oates of this conversation. I, but this hair is nice. I’m giving you a 12. It doesn’t look good on me. It looks very wiggy on me. I don’t know how I create that with what my hair will do. I like this. Uh I’m okay with it. 75. Modern slicked back. Modern slicked back. Boring! Boring, but at some point. Chris Evans much? You have to go to something boring. Like the most vanilla man in movies. Sorry. Um, you wanna be vanilla man? All right. 70. Well, you like it. I mean, it suits you. I think this could, I think this could be an evolution of your current haircut. Like, you put a little more stuff in it, you do it back as you’re trying to just be a little bit more professional as you get older. Not gonna happen. Be a little bit more trustworthy. Not gonna happen. Uh, I’m gonna give you a 77. Pigtails. Ha! Okay. Really not doing good things for you. Five. Thank you. Uh, I don’t know. Jesse could grab em. Climb up on your back and then, um, you know, like a, like a Ewok. I kind of think it works on me. I’m gonna give you 69. Liberty spikes. No. Can’t pull it off. Can’t, we just don’t have the personalities to do it. You especially. This would be torturous for you. Three. Four. Devil lock. A four. Devil lock? I mean, it’s like a rat facing the other way on top of your head. Boy, you can’t get a breakfast burrito with this thing. Uh. I mean, and I spent a lot of time thinking about breakfast burritos. Because it’s Um, yeah. But you’re more of a breakfast bowl guy, so. It makes your eyes look like they’re further apart than they should be. Yeah. Four. Uh, I give you a seven. The Rhett and Link. Oh! What?! What?! Just happened! Look at, they reconstructed the bottom of your face! They guessed. They guessed hard. They guessed at my face. Wow, dude. Good work. That’s from when you shaved your face. Oh, that is my face. Really? It’s not really that bad. Listen, I’m gonna, how could that be you, dude? How could that be you? But it is! Ah! And then with your, uh now, if I wasn’t making that face, like, if I wasn’t making those eyes I know, that’s why I’m gonna give you a 59. Oh, I was thinking higher than that. Really? 70, then. Um I wanted to like this, Link, but I don’t. I don’t, I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. I can’t give you higher than a 55. Okay. You’ve now tried every hairstyle today. Please give us a moment while we tabulate your scores. Okay. What’s the ultimate game day spread? Well, Sporked wants to hear from you. Head over to sporked.com to curate the ultimate game day spread using Sporked’s top picks for the best chips, dips, wings, and more. And submit your ultimate spread for a chance to win a piece of Sporked merch. Hmm. Sorry, I had a gulp of water in my mouth that I hadn’t swallowed yet. Oh, it’s good to stay hydrated. Yeah, right, yep, you got to. According to Link, Rhett’s top two hairstyles are long fringe and spiky mullet. Hmm, yes, yes, great options for my man, yeah. Wow, so I’ve got to commit to getting one of these haircuts. Which, they basically are the same haircut with different styling. Yep, that’s right. So, uh, do you just want the mullet or not? So I guess it doesn’t matter, right? I think I should go with the mullet because it gives me more to work with. Yeah. I might be able to bring it around and cover up the sides if I needed to. Uh, so I’m gonna go with spiky mullet. I will be getting this haircut before I die. Yes, yes, yes. Good work. Okay, according to Rhett, Link’s top two hairstyles are Modern Slickback and Modern Perm. Oh. Dude, I did you right, man. Look at this. The Slickback, the Slickback is so similar to what happened to me last time. I mean, basically making me turn into my dad. I’ve given you two great options. Like, if you had to go with either one of these, you could still go on and be a successful content creator. I don’t wanna be. Father and husband. The Slickback’s too boring. I gotta go with the Perm. Yeah. Chappie, I thought I was coming for you. My hair? Yeah. But it didn’t happen. It’s just for me. How long does it take for me to get a perm? Does it stink? Uh, I remember when my grandma would get perms they would stink. It doesn’t stink as much as it used to. And how long do they last now? A good, a good month? Forever. A good month? Why do you think we have perm experts in the house? Leave a comment, let us know. How long does a perm last? I know it’s not permanent. That’s a misnomer. Also, thanks for sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Clem. And I’m Jessica. And I just donated all my hair. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. I was. Big change. You still look good. I was confused for a second. It’s the same guy. Congratulations. Click the top link to watch us rank our crew’s Instagram explore pages in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Head to Sporked.com and submit your picks for the ultimate game day spread for a chance to win a piece of excellent sporked merch.