Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are exploring our Mythical Crew’s actual explore pages on Instagram and ranking them. But first, we’re going to donate. $1,000 to Human Rights Watch to aid in their mission to defend the rights of people worldwide. Human Rights Watch carefully investigates abuses and pressures those with power to secure justice. And you can join us in giving at hrw. org/donate. Right. So, thank you crew for submitting yourself to this level of scrutiny. Um, you know, you never know what could really come up on your, uh, what’s it called? It’s not For You Page, but I just said it. Explore. Explore. Alright, so throw up the first one for us over here so you can see that and we can see it over here. Carney, you’re up for scrutiny first. Who is that white faced character? Something scary. That’s from the Terrifier. I look at some horror movie stuff. Okay. Um, from the movie Terrifier, but he’s Art the Clown in the franchise. That is scary. And then a, a polar bear climbing up a ladder? I look at lots of cute animals. Yeah. I’d say, if this was like, in the past two weeks, I’ve started looking at a lot of animal chiropractor stuff. Like, dogs and lions getting their necks cracked. I like that. I don’t know about that, dude. And of course there’s some wrestling down there in the middle. We’ve got two wrestling things. Lower right hand. We’ve got Will Rambo. We know you love some wrestling. A Steve Martin performance. A lot of comedy. Some Seinfeld, some Arrested Development. Steve Martin. We’ve got Vanessa Hudgens. A lot of Vanessa Hudgens. Yeah, right. Okay. All right. And you know, the, this can change pretty quickly. I accidentally clicked on a feet pick one time not knowing what it was. And then, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I like, I mean, next time I opened up my Instagram thingy. They’re like, we know what you like. I’m accidentally clicking on stuff all the time like that. I was just, um. Yeah, I was, I was interested. I was interested. I think, I think this seems like an interesting person. We got horror, wrestling, comedy. I’m not trying to think, is, is it? No feet. Yeah, show, hashtag show feet, Carney, come on. How about that inspirational quote about being a husband right there in the top middle. The hardest part of marriage isn’t getting your wife to understand, it’s maintaining self control when you feel misunderstood. Oh, I thought that was going to be a joke. Nothing funny about that at all. And the one underneath, too, is interesting. Steve Martin performing standard. Apple is reportedly building a more conversational. No, underneath the quote. Oh. The tweet. Do you actually have a question or is your contribution to this meeting performative? Oh! Whoa! You’re a boss! You’re a boss, Carney. Who’s that directed at? I know you didn’t write it. So, so, this is best and this is worst. I think this is on the good side. We’ll put him slightly on the good side. Alright, who do we have next? We, next, let’s go with Katrina. Wow, Katrina got lots of feet. Well, no, those are two toes. Oh, those are those little carpet toes. Have you seen these? I have. My wife showed these to me. They did not infect my Explore page, but okay. Why are you still looking at wedding dresses? You’ve been married for a while. Because they’re pretty. They’re pretty. Okay, and then uh, so you’re looking at wedding dresses, you’re already married, and then you’re looking at a woman jumping off of a bridge. Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, put two and two together. What is the top middle picture of this age 51 face? Yeah, I love chemical peels. Oh, there’s so much skin on your explore page, like so much skin. I love skin and makeup and hole, not holes, but like texture. Nevermind. There’s even a hole in the middle of that. Uh, what is that thing? It’s a weird cake. There’s actually a lot of holes. I don’t like what you’re doing here. Too much flesh, too much flesh. This is awful. But a little bit, those are big toes? That’s a little feet. Those are normal sized toes. But they’re carpet. Those are the big toes of a person. Oh, I see, I see. But little carpets on the big toes. Okay. Let’s get Trev in here. Turbo. Hey, how we doing, guys? What’s up, Trevor? Trevor, what you got here? Literally nothing is real. Well, here’s the thing. I’m gonna be honest, I actually don’t really use Instagram that much at all, and I definitely don’t go on my explore page. So when I was asked to do this, uh, it was as much a surprise to me as it is to you. Okay. And did it resonate? I think so. It’s like a combination of stuff that any of my friends send me. So like Raven, my girlfriend, she will send me, uh, you know, lots of animals. Um, and then my friends send me a lot. That’s like a, on the right, that’s like a chihuahua inside of a pineapple costume. That’s AI. That’s AI. Mm hmm. Yep. And then in the lower left, you got real life Ninja Turtles. That’s AI. That’s gonna be, here’s the thing. I didn’t make it, and I, again, I don’t go on Instagram. I think the Freddy Fazbear and pregnant Josh Hutcherson, I think that’s real. I don’t think that one’s AI. That’s definitely a real image. Uh, you got the boobable face of a deer, a before and after of a wet and dry dog. Uh, yeah, yeah, and then there’s the classic, uh, blue Grinch knee surgery meme. If you’re familiar. You know we are. When you remember you’re preparing for a certain medical procedure regarding the Tibiofemoral joint? Yeah, that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I’m trackin, I’m trackin. And a Miata with a face. And another Miata with a face. Yeah, I don’t know about the cars. I don’t care about cars at all. What about the movie? I love the film. There you go. Love the film. It also sucks that it’s just a still because I’m interested in the video that says the one time I found a big back squirrel eating a bag of Takis. A big back squirrel. A big back squirrel. Well, we’ve all been there, you know. All right, so, I mean, clever’s, clever. I called you clever. Yeah, hey, here you go. Thank you. Trevor has made it very clear that he’s not endorsing this. No, I am. He is fully endorsing it now. It’s better than Katrina’s. I think everything is gonna be. Oh, yes. I’m predicting this is gonna go. Yeah, all the way. Okay, Brittany, what are you bringing to the table? Well, I think, first of all, it’s objectively good. I think we can all agree. It brings whimsy and color and fun. And childlike wonder. Yeah, and food. You’re, you’re. Very colorful. We’ve got little egg babies, obviously AI. I mean, if I had to guess, I’d say, Oh, this is a preschool teacher. I’m okay with that. You know, preschool teachers are fun. Mm hmm, mm hmm. You have at least four images of those types of bunnies that we, what are they? Yeah, I do. What are they called? That’s Miffy. Uh, this is a big week for Miffy because she was releasing a collaboration with this really cute retro tech company so I was looking at a lot of Miffy and Instagram picked up on that. Now I’m imagining you know what pops out of that pie there in the middle. That’s actually a burger. I’ve seen it all over my, uh, Instagram. It’s a fully sealed burger. It’s a UFO burger. Is that cheese? No, that’s the bun. It fully encases it. You press it down. I have seen this. And guess what? I was mad when I saw that because that was an idea that I had for this show. And then I couldn’t use it because it existed. Oh, you could. Oh. Are you a matcha lover? Did you respond to this call? No, I’m not a matcha lover, so the call went unanswered. Oh, okay. I think this is, let’s see, what do, what, Carney. I don’t wanna let our bias, you know, the fact that we, like, he, like, comedy that we like, and, like, I’m into horror movies, and, like. I think Brit, I think this is very in alignment with Britney and her interest, and, um, I’m putting it in the top spot because it’s colorful and aligned. Okay, I’m not gonna argue with that. Okay, buckle up. Breastfeeding alert. I already see it. Megan. Right there in the middle, one down. I don’t know what that’s about. That woman is breastfeeding four babies. Four newborns. I fall for every single one of those, like, click baity kind of things. Like, if it’s a weird picture, I’m clicking on it. Okay. A little bit more feet and this could be mine. No, hold on. Florence Pugh, yes. I want to talk about the lower left hand corner. The lower left hand corner looks like we have some sort of wikiHow article on how to latch yourself to another person and kiss forever? Like, what? Do you not want to know how that works? What is happening there? What is that in the mouth? I was pissed when I saw this, because I had this idea for an episode a while ago. Yeah. Yeah, Meghan, what is that picture? I, I honestly don’t know. I think maybe, are they, is there like little people in there? I don’t know. I don’t want to know what’s happening there. I feel like we need the rest of the article. But what about the middle center together? This is, this is anime sexy time. The costume? The low, the low, the middle one on the bottom. Oh, oh, that’s a video game I’ve played, um, with a friend, and we’re like, we’re, we’re just friends, um. But what are they wearing? What? It’s very gay? It’s a very gay, yeah, you’re like two lesbians trapped on a planet and you don’t want to go home and you’re just like hanging out and doing that. We were, we’re friends. Okay. Hey, just, just hanging out. Just friends, huh? Now are you, now you’ve got Amy Adams and you got, uh, Ron Howard’s daughter. What’s her name? Look, Bryce Dallas. Yeah, I guess I like redheads. Okay. Yeah. So, but a lot of people get them mixed up. So is this your way of telling them apart? I get them mixed up all the time. So maybe that was me thinking it was the same. So Bryce Dallas is in the lower right? Yeah. The bangs? Yeah. What about the upper right? Who is that? That’s Florence Pugh. No, that’s the upper left. Uh, that is, uh, the mom in, uh, Jenny and Georgia. Okay. Pixie Cut. I like that show. Show. Okay. Hmm. And what about, there’s two green costumes? Right. Well, there’s one puppet. And then there’s one person dressed up as a sexy plant from Little Shop of Horrors. Sexy. Yeah. It’s like you’re into women and monsters. Yes. Can’t fault you for that. I tell my boyfriend every day he’s so lucky I’m still dating men. Yeah, it’s um, I don’t think it’ll last. Same. Me neither. Oh, I don’t, well, I’m just going off of a, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. He’s a good sport. You said it. He’s a good sport. Um, and finally, Chase. Yeah, best for last. So I see some Timothee Chalamet down there. Josh Brolin. So, are you a fan of Dune or what’s happening? Uh, yeah, I think Dune might be the only thing I’ve ever seen him in. I’ve never seen Timothee Tala may in anything else. Timotay Talatay. And you got Deadpool up there in the middle too, but then. Which I’ve also not seen, but it really, really, like the, all the algorithms were like, you must love Deadpool when the new one came out. And Legolas there in the lower left. Yeah, Lord of The Rings is more my speed for sure. Okay. Is that from the substance in the upper left hand corner? Also something I haven’t seen. I’ve got a very long, uh, like, watch list. Like, what I want to watch on my Letterboxd. Uh, and I usually, yeah, I’m going between, like, Letterboxd and Instagram and, uh, like, Storygraph for reading. So I think it’s, like, picked up on some of that stuff. So lots of, like traditional entertainment. And swimming. That you’ve never seen. Like, you know, my pug is blind. So we have to put stuff on in the apartment. Um, because there’s a lot of kids in our building and he will just bark all day when he hears the sounds of children’s joy. So there’s always, like, Lord of the Rings going on. Or Gilmore Girls. Or, like, just movies that we’ve already, like, we’ll just put stuff on on repeat that’s long. Um, so I, a lot of, like, Gilmore Girls stuff and Lord of the Rings shows up on my feeds. Because it hears it? Because, like, I don’t know, like, we’ll, we’ll be watching it or, like, not watching, prepping food or whatever and something will happen and, like, I’ll Google, like, Oh, what happened there? And I’ll look something back up, or, you know. What is the thing in the upper right? Uh, it’s I think, like, bending metal. I think it’s. Oh, yeah, that’s an outlier. Like, satisfying videos. One of your favorite things. Watching a bunch of machines working. And then the, the two holes on the, on the left, below substance. Uh, the bread? It was like, I think it was just like someone being really outraged at how hollow that piece of bread was. Okay. Alright, well how do we feel, we definitely know Katrina’s down here. It’s really who’s the best and who’s the worst. Katrina’s the worst. Uh, I mean Trevor’s is fun, but I just didn’t, I didn’t, I didn’t sense a connection to him personally. Knee surgery? Come on. That was funny. Carney, strong connection. Brittany, super strong connection. I don’t want Megan’s boyfriend to be too uncomfortable, so I don’t think he should be number one. Let them sort that out. But do we wanna encourage Britney in all of those like childlike hobbies? Yes! Okay, well we’re putting Britney at number one. There we go. This is the definitive ranking of these six individual Instagram Explore pages. Head to Sporked.com, and submit your picks for the ultimate game day spread for a chance to win a piece of excellent Sporked merch.