GMM 275: Going Back To School

back-to-school time and it’s back to GMM time let’s talk about that good mythical morning welcome back to the 275th opposite well I guess you weren’t in the 275th episode this is the start of it 275th episode ever episode 1 of season fizz or thanks for joining us thanks for inviting us into your daily lives this this this can be a good thing hey link if you’re new to this hey Rhett I like acting like we don’t get to show you I haven’t seen you since we’ve done I guess the mythical show you want me to but my top collar button for do that oh this is there’s over 50 million students going back to public school lemon drop either either middle school grade school something like that in the United States of America do you get this and around the world for those of you going back to school this may be your first day you can do it we’re here to help we can talk about that we can talk about some some of our own experiences I think I think this can be a communal thing well this is what the kids are doing that I’ve been seeing the back to school like the Kmart commercials a lot of the kids are doing this what do you call that that’s called a popped cut that’s called over tight popped collar it’s called buttoned up and popped up it is called button and popped up you know it’s all the kids are in do you know what you should call it a mistake all right listen whenever we would start school I’m talking about elementary school I don’t know did your mom do this did your mom do this she would put me up in my in my first day of school gear and then she put me at the end of the hallway and she would take my photo first day of kindergarten first day of first grade you’d have your backpack I’d have my backpack your new trap my photo your coffee mug did you take a thermos to school I did thermos with like SpaghettiOs in it yeah I did you remember that yeah I would I would steal it from from you I had a thermos that was lined in glass because somehow glass would keep things warmer I dropped it spray take it to school the rest of you sounded like a maraca and it no longer kept things warm I think it’s perfect but I like to cold spaghetti oh well let’s recreate that moment link I have a camera here on a phone so the first new things okay so this is a first day of GMM photo feel free to take your own first day of GMM photo and you can share that through so take a look here I want you to you know this is it you got my backpack this is a big moment for your laptop pack here and you know make a face it will remember cuz for years okay you know this is gonna be what you look at you’re gonna show this to your your grandkids remember being nervous I was always nervous that’s a good face there we go alright mom is this going on your Instagram okay it’s your turn am I gonna take this vertical you give the thumbs-up you know what my son does no give the thumbs-up no my five-year-old goes when you don’t take a 20 tickets picture he’s like Sam’s from it like Owen Wilson in cars 3 2 1 ChaCha okay sit back down let’s RIT let’s reminisce about our first days of school what I distinctly remember the attitude that I would bring to a new year I remember one year I had my Qbert Trapper Keeper now Q Bert is a do they know what this is probably that’s what the picture it’s a it’s a trendy video game from way back and I had and they don’t know what a trapper keeper is either it was really put the papers in it’s a three sided notebook with Velcro they still have that enough said they still have this yeah they do that but they put the iPad in there they trap and keep an iPad in there now I also had braces and I had remember thinking on the first day of school my brace my braces rubber bands are gonna match my shirt blue shirt blue bands you I remember thinking I didn’t have braces I remember thinking a lot about what what I was going to wear you know kind of like this episode I got up this morning I was like what’s the first day of gym and what am I going to wear I saw that you had on that shirt so I had to change my shirt to something that didn’t look like I was wearing green I had to change it because this is important I actually cut my hair this morning this morning I’ve never cut my hair in the morning cuz I man I never got to that I thought someone’s different good mythical morning they look like cut season for yeah I it’s still a work in progress but you know it was important I remember back in elementary school I would be so nervous about school you know or an anxious child I was I mean I bet you I bet you were just thinking oh this is going to be great I can’t wait to get back I was like this is the year that I’m going to maintain my position on top of the pyramid not as a cheerleader as Qbert it was a pyramid in Cuba as an analogy because like you’re so maintain your position at the social pyramid man you oughta be climbing a pyramid he was I was definitely the tallest one okay I’ll grant you that so you’ll maintain your positions being the all that’s weirdest I’ll the taller boy ganglion to be a hound over the summer in middle school I mean I thought you had you were overconfident about the whole thing you had I brought the confidence every year I remember you would talk to me at the pool would be like you know school started yeah new girls in town new girls in town yeah gotta be dating up those girls and you were said you would never do it what are you gonna wear on the first but the first day for you is it was like it was like it was like a celebration of the rest of your life Yeah right for me it was is like doom I just remember my mom taking the picture I was like every I wish I had some pictures I don’t to show you but you can just see the do memorize I don’t know why I would just be so doom and gloom and high anxiety about the whole thing you feel that way today I don’t have puts things ahead on my own to having um I would I would just think oh who what class am I gonna be in what’s the teacher gonna be like who are my friends gonna be this year how is this gonna work and you know where am I gonna be on the social pyramid I didn’t think in terms of a social but it was gonna be all the same all the same kids I mean we were in the same class with the same 30 children for K through 8 yeah if you don’t recall it wasn’t it was like in seventh grade if you were the guy that shaved your whole face with a razor when you come back in eighth grade everybody still remembers that duh I know are we gonna say his name I think you just called David B David B okay David B uh did might have been sixth grade it was kind of it was before you were supposed to shave I remember this guy came to school one day and we never forgot it for years to come that’s my point is that he had shaved his face he decided to take his father’s razor and shave but he didn’t just shave wear your beard is if you look closely you could tell Dave did you did you shave her forehead he shaved his forehead because he had peach fuzz a lot I think he was probably doing the right thing like shape in the waterline I was on the forehead his nose I wonder what it looks like today and peach fuzz on his nose he looking up on Facebook I think he probably is in a freak show because he has hair but because it grows back section 9 David B Google David B googled a show and see if the Wolf Man comes up we got a special new time here actually it’s the same time it’s always been but now we’re gonna have what help with it what time I’m Becky from Mexico and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality you can submit your ideas for the wheel of mythicality it’s very simple you just requires an internet connection and also submit your video response to the latest video of good mythical morning say I am so-and-so from sewing place it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality soap opera ending link yes Rhett I have something that I need to tell you what is that not only are you my son but you’re also my brother and you’re going to make out with me now yeah then don’t grab me it’s not like on a soap opera no I don’t know any Spanish muy Buena I’m like I’m keeping you here and I start over

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