this is how i talk mofo shut up cartoons it’s fun it’s learning but most of all just shut up hi shut up i’m back it’s me andy and today we’re talking about something very serious racism do you kids know what racism is why don’t you take a guess it’s raisins drinks food [Applause] when your parents say things like asians drive bad that’s racist and that’s bad but don’t listen to me mr squirrel here is going to have a little chat with his friends the nuppets well firstly a disclaimer we have nothing to do with the muppets which are a licensed property with no affiliation to us the nuppets which is short for not muppets enough for the corporate [ ] let’s do this chisel what what i feel like those voices are kind of racist this is how i talk mofo if you don’t like it you shouldn’t catch me in a row yeah sounds like you have a problem with my friend just because he’s different i guess you just don’t like the black muffins i can’t even believe that nuppets would call me racist it’s ridiculous i have plenty of black friends i mean mr squirrel doesn’t even have any black friends as far as i know that was a ridiculous voice like my black friends don’t even sound like that they’re more like hey andy what’s up how about all three of us take this outside yeah i’m gonna rip this closed mind to crack our new one okay thank you mr squirrel we ain’t done yet [ ] that’s enough mr squirrel very informative it’s cartoon time come back here [Music] it’s a hoppin friday night at the local malt shop and look who’s decided to join the fun it’s the barbecue the colored boy from down the street hey guys but uh-oh jimmy doesn’t seem too pleased things that i can’t understand scare me like how you can maintain that rocking tan in the middle of winter but we can’t blame him after all skin color is what caucasians fear most his name is big mantius evil god of pigment and he gets his powers by devouring the souls of little children but he can’t be working for pigmented say it ain’t so the barbecue i told you it’s simple science suzy signs and nightmares all you see is a rockin tan and genetic physical advantages but there’s more to our friend here than you think come on give him a chance jimmy i gave him a chance when i trusted him with my grape soda when the barbecue’s people crash landed their mothership on earth they were forced to acclimate to life among the indigenous pale population at least until we could gather enough fuel to return home thanks la barbecue fuel is found within the oils and juices of certain animals and fruits which can be synthesized to form bequeath to me the scissor so until then we’re here to stay thanks la barbecue wait wait there’s not one word of any of this in our history books okay there special guest it’s interview time our guest today is a worldly cultured expert on race [Music] relations say something in a fancy french accent that’s all i got have you ever been outside the country uh yes i’ve traveled outside of the country i’ve traveled to the city bear versus shark who wins bear wins on land because shark suffocates shark wins in water because bear is in the water i mean it’s a shark he’s in the water so if they’re in like an amphibious environment it’s a tie that answer might have been racist what’s in the box you tell me buddy last question do you think i’ll ever find love well that’s what jennifer love you that goes by and and uh with her friends she calls she’s like call me love and so if you see her in like uh in hollywood on one of those star tours i would say yes you’d find her i hope so this next cartoon highlights a group of people it’s okay to hate haters [Music] okay listen up you morlocks for reasons i don’t fully understand we decided to save your pathetic lives this could be the perfect opportunity to build a mutual understanding what do you say we hate you can i please put my foot up somebody’s butt now girl you must have a soccer team in them pants cause your booty is kicking [Music] i have got to get better material why do you hate us there’s got to be a reason because good book says so right here you wrote that in with magic marker water they sinner thou shalt suffer the wrath of the antichrist that’s bob saget actually that part makes sense as ninjas we should support freedom of speech no matter how vile and disgusting the whole point of society is to unite around our common goals and what’s wrong we hate suck puppetry what’s with you people doesn’t the world suck enough without looking for reasons to hate so what if chris and bartleby have a weird puppet thing going on and as for andre do you think he chose to be russian no he was born that way like song by lady gugu what spence is trying to say is can’t we all take a step towards each other in friendship and mutual respect we hate you i ought to put my fist so far up your your would pop through the back of your while your what’s coming out of your you got that what is cattle now those people couldn’t see past their differences but really differences are bad they make you special let’s play a game i like to call everyone’s different miss wendy picks out a kiddo and then they stand up and we’re pouring out all the things that are different maybe one of the grown-ups should start no no no no petey you want to play this right um okay that’s arthur great petey why don’t you stand up go ahead all right now you tell us what’s different about petey go ahead short hair blue pants those are blue pants he’s the only boy he is the only boy that’s great that’s all you guys got way too easy man i can pick out like 20 things about little pd to make them totally weird and strange uh other differences about pd uh it’s got pre-zits right premature balding you can see that already how old is he seven uh he’s got those those little freaky inbred teeth he’s got short arms he’s a [Music] different kid uh it’s andy’s turn now mr squirrel didn’t understand the rules yeah andy’s here first off he’s like freakishly tall right he’s like a he’s like a white tree he’s irish he’s got pasty skin so he’s probably kind of just a lazy drunk with a tiny little ding-dong [Music] that’s a terrible stereotype and i can’t speak for every person of irish descent but it is definitely not true in my case let’s play a cartoon [Music] principal dave the substitute teacher is not from here yeah she’s dutch no she’s from a part of hell where even demons are afraid to go oh is she she’s not a demon so so right here plain as day listen i don’t know what your problems are with denmark but your intolerance isn’t looked upon kindly here at this school why don’t you try to let go of your prejudices and get along after all she’s only going to be here until the end of the week no buts racist [Music] sorry i really need the extra credit so can anyone tell me who killed human president abraham lincron the punishment of course for getting the answer wrong is that you will be cocooned in acid until you turn into liquid which i will then consume i wish i have chosen you john wilkes booth sorry uh i had the answer you fool now you must get in a cartoon but i’m right entering the cocoon is also the punishment for getting the answer right [Music] [Music] oh [Music] shut up i guess sometimes it’s good to be racist well it’s been a great show today the nuptials dropped in mr squirrel tried to make me cry and miss windy finally revealed that she has a sickness called chocolate fever you fly baby stop it uh remember kids anyone can be a kiddo especially you minority kids we’re being sued for discrimination and need more diversity on the show so please if you’re african-american or latino we’ll make you a kiddo asap but you plain old whites are not welcome sorry to all the diverse people of the world see you next time stop keeping me down [Music] [Music] you