We’re diving back into other dimensions and eating their food! Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. For anyone who doesn’t know, we have this casual ability to open portals to other dimensions and universes. It’s like, no big deal. Yeah, we take little trips and bring back some of their wild interdimensional foods. But, we have been so busy the last three years trying to get our interdimensional passports renewed that we haven’t been able to eat the latest and greatest from the multiverse. And that freaking sucks! It sucks! Well, guess what? We finally got those passports renewed, so now we can go back! And that freakin rules! It rules! It’s time for Multiverse Munchies! Okay, boys, all you’re doing today is trying each snack that you’ve brought back from the multiverse and deciding if that snack came from a delicious dimension or if it’s a snack offension. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Okay, well, we’re in our universe right now. Where Cool Whip is a refreshing accoutrement. Perfectly designed to make your sweets a little bit sweeter, a little bit creamier. But listen, we found and traveled to a universe that can only feel pleasure if there’s a little bit of pain involved. Yep, it’s a world of masochists one might say. Which explains why they don’t have Cool Whip. They have Hot Whip. And again, they like pain. So if we have been assured by the people of this place that this will cause us pain. And I, it says like, and a little bit of pleasure though. It says extra spicy right there on it. Now, um, they taught us over there that you don’t have to take the top off. They have a plug at the bottom. Of course, of course they do. And it just, and it just pops, right? Yep. Right. Look at that. And there’s a hole in the top that allows it to really, really go for it. And if you, and if, and if you’re not happy with. The speed, you can just Did that work? It made a noise. When I put my mouth on that little hole. You can tell it’s spicy. Okay, that’s enough. And then, yeah, I can tell it’s spicy. How spicy? I think we might be in Reaper territory, boy. I can’t plug it back up. Just turn it over, then. Turn the whole thing over. Okay. Oh. Oh. Okay, all right, I think there’s plenty. I mean, smell it at, because I’m a little scared of how hot they get. It’s also hot to the temp. Yeah, it’s very warm. When they take baths over there, in that world, they like to dip their blow dryer in it just a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Operating. Ha! Ha! Just a little electrocution goes along. They don’t have GFIs over there. Nope. Some people will get it. Uh, they think hell is where, they want to go to hell. Just, just to dip their toe. They want to go, no, no. In the lake. It’s like everyone’s mission in life is to go to hell at the end of this. Hold on, is this too much? Yes, that’s a lot. Like, that’s a lot. Okay. You’ve tasted it? Oh yeah, I tasted it and it was spiceyyy. Okay, okay, alright. I mean, I might need to eat just the crust with it. We’re back at it, man. Alternate universe, still happening. Oh crap. Oh my gosh. It’s, it’s, oh! Uh uh. This is Reaper. I can tell you right now, this is, this is reaper time. It tastes so bad. Ugh! I didn’t mean, just, ugh! It’s so bad. Get a spoon, man! Ugh! Ay! Oh, oh, oh. There it is. But, but. You kinda like it, right? Yeah, give me the blow dryer in the bath. Oh, how do they do it? I mean, I like a good I like a good a good spanking every now and again, but dang. Hold on, every time you hiccup, I’ll hit you on the back. Every time you hiccup, I’ll hit you on the back. I’m not gonna hiccup anymore. Wow. Uh. Uh. Now do it to me. I think we discovered something. That when a man is threatened with the threatened with a slap, he will stop hiccuping. Thank you for the warning. Yeah, yeah. When a man is threatened with a slap, he shall stop the hiccup. But as soon as I stop eating this, I’m in a lot of pain. So I’m gonna say. It’s actually subsiding kind of quickly now though. I’m gonna call it this. I want it to be an offension. Okay, Hot Whip. Snack offension, yes. This universe loves cereal. There are literally over two dozen different cereals out there. Wow. Who thought? And is there anything better than a nice crunchy bowl? Of Cap’n Crunch. I meant to say, who would’ve thought? I said, who thought? Who thought? Not us! Not me! Alright, in this world, anything hard or crunchy has been strictly outlawed. Alright? Gotta be real soft! So that’s why they’ve got Cap’n Soft. Look at that, it’s the mushy step brother of Cap’n Crunch. Now, um, Just to remember. You poured, you poured the milk in there and it just wasn’t, it didn’t really seem like your thing. Oh, yeah, sorry. Uh, there’s a little too much milk. Mm mm. And way too much crunch. So, Yeah. I never thought about that. I think it’s just too crunchy. And too sugary, probably. All right. Soffitize me, Cap’n! I wanna see this stuff. Well, it’s heavy. Okay. And it’s all It’s, uh It’s pretty soft. Yeah, it’s very soft. You wanna pour the milk first, or do we not need it? I think, um I think I just need to give this a nice This is kinda like. Give us plenty, don’t be shy! Oh. They love it like this over there. I mean, I could definitely go back to this land, cause, you know, I love pudding so much. Turning everything into pudding. It’s probably my future. Do you want more milk? You want milk? I still think we should do milk. Yeah, it’s still cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s kind of my thing. That’s enough. Okay. There you go. Let’s taste it. Boy, my nose is, uh, is running away from me here. Yeah. Okay. When we were over there at this, uh, at this place, uh, I’ll tell you in a second. It’s like porridge. It’s porridge and milk kinda. It’s pretty nice. I mean, it is the softest thing. Mmm! It’s very oatmealy. Porridgey. I didn’t think I would have a hard time with it, but I’m having a bit of a hard time with it. Really? No, you’re having a soft time. Yeah, I’m having a soft time. You know how we got those commercials? Where, like, the sparks and the, I watch a lot of sports, so I see a lot of commercials for little pills that help men do things. And, um over there, it was all about how soft can you get? What? Oh. Oh. How soft can you get? Yeah. Yeah. And uh, they take pills to Right. To like, limpify it. Right, yeah, uh huh. Have you noticed that it’s too hard? That was how the first commercial started. The reason why I’m having such a difficult time, even before Rhett started talking about that, was the sliminess is what’s tough. Or if it was hot. Yeah. We need to combine it with the other, the other universe. Other universe can’t do that though. It’s, we’re strictly forbidden to do that. We need. We can’t tell the other universes about each other. A hot and soft universe. That’s what we need. Yeah. It can be soft. This is too cold and soft, but can’t be cold. But it’s soft. It can be hot. Ooh. It’s not. I’m so disappointed right now. I really thought I was gonna love it. And like MC Hammer said, it can be soft and wet. Mm hmm. Remember that? That was our favorite song when we were in seventh grade. Yep. And he’s gone off to that planet, which is why we haven’t seen him anymore. He’s at the soft and wet planet. Oh my gosh. Okay, meanwhile, here on this planet, we’re saying Capt’n Soft. Snack offension. We’re getting the gang back together for Roll for Mythicality. Check out the new season over on the Mythical Society starting today, where you can join Emily, Mikayla, Trevor, Lily, Dungeon Master, TJ, and a special guest every two weeks for a new episode of our Mythical Tabletop Adventure. Watch exclusively at mythicalsociety. com. All right. You know about five guys. Yes, in our universe, they make delicious, although expensive, burgers. And one of the best of them being the bacon cheeseburger. Ooh, look at this thing. Yes, if it’s wrapped up in foil. That’s gonna be nice. Uh, but on an excursion to a nearby universe filled with human sized bees, we discovered that they don’t have a Five Guys or a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. They do, however, have a Hive Guys Bacon Beesburger. Ha ha ha! So, let me bring this thing in. It is big. And it is sweet! Oh my goodness. The buns are just complete honeycombs. Nicole, you’ve analyzed this. When we brought it back. What else is in this thing? Bzz buzz, buz bzz, buzz, buzz. Oh, can you translate that to English? Yeah, I’m fluent in Bee. So, uh, they told me that, you were right, honeycomb for buns, and then it’s a honey infused burger patty, honey infused American cheese, bee pollen, raw honey glazed bacon, you got royal jelly pickles, a whipped honey sauce, and honey powder coated lettuce, onion, and tomato. It’s a good time. It’s a sticky sticky. That’s a lot. I’m trying to do your thing about, like, grab this side, and we’re gonna pull it apart like we did that. But first I’m gonna take this tomato off because Why do they still have tomatoes over there? I wonder how they infused the cheese with honey. They just like marinated it? I don’t know how I’m gonna get my mouth around that. They’re so into BDSM over there. Uh, Here we go. So you kinda just have to embrace the uncomfortableness of this. This’ll help us with allergies if it’s local, huh? It’s not local, it’s from a different universe. It’ll help us with the allergies in that universe. Uh, I feel like I gotta take Mm mm. It’s just gonna get in my beard for the rest of the day if I just go for it. So I’m gonna have to take out one piece of meat. I’m doing this all for you. Good God. Wow! It’s sweet! It’s so sweet! Ain’t nothing wrong with it, except it’s, uh, pretty honey forward. It’s also pretty comb forward. I think I’m gonna, I think I’m gonna choke and die, like a baby. You know what the, you know how babies be, babies be choking? Yeah. Well, on a, don’t, baby’s choked on honey. I made a little bit of a mess. It’s, it’s very sticky. You know, our, our launch, our relaunch pad. You’ve been fully swallowed. I can feel, I can hear the honey gurgling in your, in your throat. As you said that. We couldn’t, we couldn’t get off the launch pad. I think I could go straight to the shower. Um, this is pretty good. Or I’ll just eat her. Pretty tasty. Yeah, very good. Oh, you completely, what the [bleep] is wrong with you, man? You didn’t cut all the way through your side of the burger! Cause I was looking forward to this human bite too. We paid $14 for this burger. We gotta, we gotta eat a little bit. Oh. Now that’s better. But, Hive guys are having a good time. The Hot Guys Bacon Beesburger, I’m a call it Delicious Dimension! Here we have the humble K Cup. Would you like? Would you like? I would like, it’s so convenient. A revolutionary way to get a single cup of coffee instead of having to brew a whole pot, and you get to kill the environment all at the same time! Yay! But in this other dimension that we visited, coffee. is essentially the lifeblood of the people. So no one cup is never enough. Neither is five cups, 10 cups or 15 cups. They need. K Jugs to stay alive. K Jugs you say? We brought, we brought one back. This is one K Jug. Yep. This is just for a family of three. Yep, for one day. Yep, mhm. Ideally. It’s already warm. Yes. They found a revolutionary way to keep the coffee warm, regardless of how long it’s been in the jug. So, Lucas, bring in um, bring in the, what is that called? The machine? The machine. And then, Rhett, we have to, uh, look at that. Look at how just easy it was. I mean, the water was already in there. Mm hmm. But, uh, over here, it’s like, they’re so extra. Yeah. They have so much extra energy. Like, they don’t even get massages because they’re always just constantly vibrating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With caffeination. The USA stands for the United States of Americano. He laughed at himself. Alright, so, let’s see. It’s freshly brewed. We don’t care about that. So we’ve got a nice working height here. I mean, how much So we’re gonna do this together? Okay. Put it down, put it down, put it down. Okay. Have you seen people do this in, like, cubicle environments? What do they do? They do it quickly. Because it doesn’t have, like, a valve or anything on it. Uh huh. And, uh put your mouth on it, and then release your mouth from it. Or maybe your hand, I guess. Should I put my hand Should I do the hand top? Well, you’re so much taller, and I’m so much smarter. So we’re defying and conquering. But you’re gonna do most of it because you’ve got the handle. I’m gonna assist you. I’m gonna turn it this way, so that when we flip it, the branding is still forward. You know, we won’t work in that alternate universe. Okay, so I’m just gonna tip it a little bit. Just gonna tip it a little bit. Just so I can get underneath it. Underneath it. Okay. I’m actually using my face to help hold it. Okay, three. Well, hold on. Alright, just start tipping. Start tipping. We’re still tipping. Oh! Pretty good! We did it! I only got a little bit everywhere. Right. And so now, we need to plug this thing in and get it heatin up so we can have hold coffee and caught coffee. What did I just say? We’re back and we’re caught. Do you want hold? Hold or cut? Hold or cut. Cause there’s a special button to make sure that it stays. I think I want cut. Alright, we’re making it. Woo, look at that. Oh, it’s so not very dark. Look at that though. And do you want a little room temp in there too? Sure. Boop, boop. And you want a little bit of cold? Oh, that’s real dark. Oh, sorry. Like a State Fair game. That was fun. Do it to me. Oh. It doesn’t smell great. Oh, it doesn’t? Which one am I gonna hit first? Cot. Woo! Ow! Why did that not happen to you? You burned my arm! How did I do that? What’s this? There’s a vent right here. Is there any creamer in there? All right. No creamer. To the U. N. Secretary General in that universe, Coffee Anon. Coffee Anon. Coffee. Coffee Anon. Okay, okay. Get it? Yeah, because it’s coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You messed it up for me. You said coffee. Coffee is a joke. That’s funny. I wish we edited this show. Here we go. To U.N Secretary General over there, Coffee Anon. I should have just laughed. Tastes like a pool. Yep, yep. Tastes like the inside of a machine. I guess you get used to it. Yeah, it’s like, coffee now with extra carcinogens. I can taste it. The plastic, man. Yeah, let me go back to our world’s coffee. But there’s so much of it. And just to have this around. I mean, as a studio, you think we drink this much coffee in A day? A week? There’s a lot of coffee drinkers around. A lot of coffee drinkers. I betcha we might, could do this in two days. Well, we’re gonna find out. We’ll be shippin we’ll be shippin. Y’all gonna be drinkin outta this. Pushin this to the, uh, kitchen in a second. Y’all drink all of this before you move back to any of the other stuff. I love the concept, but, uh, the taste’s not so great, so we’re gonna say K Jug’s Snack Offension. So we only got one with the Hive guys that can make it in our world. I mean, that really just tells you that we have a great world. We got a great place. We have a great world. Be more grateful. Grateful for what we have. You don’t need to be anywhere else. We have a great universe. I’m also grateful for you sharing this episode and commenting. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Debbie, and I am here in Las Vegas at the SEMA car show, and I found Big Deborah, and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Ha! Big Deborah’s been spotted out in the wild, she’s making appearances other places besides our studio? Did not know that. Click the top link to see if we can match states to their flags in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. A new adventure begins. 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