Today we’re tasting every flavor of Spam. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. Hey man, you a big Spam fan? You mean Spam, the mysterious ham in a can? Well I’m a ham man, but not a Spam man, man. You a big Spam fan? You mean Spam, the mysterious ham in a can? You know I am, man. It’s time for Gut Check, Spam Edition. Okay, boys, we’ve got 16 flavors of delicious, shelf stable, canned, processed pork for you to taste. Yum. And decide which is the superior Spam. Okay, do I have a scoring help? I’ve been told that it’s in this Spam called Link. Just add Link, classic. So I’m gonna pull these out. Oh, look at this. Zero to ten. And you got 11 to 20. Okay, this thing goes through my whole little system there. Goes through my whole gamut of spam. Alright, thank you. This is cool. Um, I’m guessing this is my scoring aid? A ham radio? Okay. I don’t know if I’m supposed to use this without a license. Mm mm. Wait. Does it even work? You’re, you’re hooking it up. Oh. Oh yeah, it works. Okay. Alright. You gonna talk to truckers or something? Well, I mean, I’ve got it. I’m gonna see, I’ll see what happens. Alright. Of course, in case you need a palate cleanser for all the canned ham you’re about to slam, you have some water on the side served in an appropriate vessel for the occasion. So it just kind of tastes like spam water? Spam water. Yes, the best palate cleansers taste a little bit like the thing you’re trying to cleanse. Our first category is classic and flavored, starting off with good old Spam Classic. Okay. I, you know, you know me. I eat anything. Mikey likes everything. Um, I wasn’t a Spam man growing up. Not bad. If you don’t think about it. Well, this has been fried up. That makes it. That’s the way to do it. You saute it. Okay. Hmm. So, we were more of a. Porky. Viena sausage. And a Penrose sausage, uh, family. Are you thinking that that’s bragging because. Uh, no. Just seems weird to me. Well, it’s, I was just trying to be informative. Hold on. This is better than a, here it goes. I knew this would happen. This is better than, uh, 50, cause I’m surprised by how good it is. I’m sorry, I don’t really understand the rules for, for ham radio. I don’t know the terminology, but I, but yeah, I can, I guess I can talk. Uh, I’m going with, I’m gonna go with 55. Cause it’s slightly, I’m kind of in the middle of something. Made me happy. I’m not gonna ask who that was. What’s your, what’s your score, man? Gut check. It just has to be from the gut. Come on. 64. Spam light. Spam light? What’s it light in? In salt or fat or calories? Do we know? Uh, everything. Okay, you don’t know. It’s not quite as good as the original. So whatever they took out was, uh, necessary. Not horrible. No, no, I was right. It is everything. Okay. It’s 50 percent less fat, 33 percent fewer calories and 25 percent less sodium. Well, you know what? I’m gonna give it a 50. I’m gonna give it a 54. Spam, 25 percent less sodium. Oh. That was droopy. So this is for people who want the fat but don’t want the salt. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Well? It actually just tastes fattier. But it’s better than the last one. It’s not as good as the original. No, I think it’s worse. 58. Uh, 42. Spam gochujang flavored. Okay, now we’re getting something. All right. Mm! It needed whatever happened to that. That’s taking it up. But not too much. Hold on a second. I think I’m at I think I’m at 58. I’m making an internet show. Spam. How are you doing that? Doing what? 74. Spam, Korean barbecue flavored. This is the one that we had on the show last year and I was pleasantly surprised. Sweet, barbecue y. That goes up. I don’t like it as much as the one I just had, but it’s good and it’s spicy on the, on the back end. No, I like it better. That’s spiced up my life, 69. 72. Spam maple flavored. We’ll continue to say spam at the top of each one of these. Very strong maple flavor, just like you would expect from like a maple sausage. And it’s a very authentic maple flavor. Makes it, makes it. Perfect for breakfast. Makes me want those eggs. 78! I gotta give it to him. Minus one, 77. Spam with real Hormel bacon. Real Hormel bacon? I thought you were gonna say like hormones. With real hormones. You can taste the bacon. I think it makes it a little bit better than regular Spam. 66. But it feels like it compromises the spam experience in trying to make it less like spam and more like its competitors. 49. Spam Oven Roasted Turkey. Oven Roasted Turkey. So this is the best for you probably. It’s a little bland. A lot bland. 45. It’s got the same consistency. Um. Forty five. Hold on a second. If you’re not gonna. Go ahead. Tell us what they’re saying. Yeah, he’s asking, but, do you have some, how are you intercepting the signal? You’re in the room? You okay? Not really. You’re in the room? Are you hearing someone talking? No, I don’t have the earpiece. I don’t know what. And why are you, if they’re in the room? Bingo. If they were in the room, you would be hearing them talking. In addition to me hearing them talking. Well, no, I didn’t. But I’m not concerned yet. I’m actually just concerned for you. I don’t know. Okay. Next. Spam. Hickory smoke flavored. Oh. Wow. Hmm. Got that liquid smoke kickin. 52. Yeah, I’m down in 39 for this. Spam, hot and spicy. Oh, God. That’s, don’t, don’t do that. And don’t do that either. Oh, oh. Which do you get first, hot or spicy? The initial taste is not good. Is it trying to be like a Louisiana thing? What does the packaging look like? It’s like a Tabasco, but it’s actually kind of getting better. It was weird at first. It gets better once you’ve swallowed it and it’s over. It’s working its way up to a 58. Um, 29. Don’t like it. Spam Jalapeno. Oh, oh. I don’t see any green flecks or anything. I’m always a big fan of jalapeno flavor. And I always state it just like that. This is pretty good. Mm hmm. I actually wanted it to be even better, but it’s still a 73. 61. Spam Teriyaki. Alright. Okay. Very sweet. Hmm. That’s strong. So, like, the sweetness of the maple, same level, but now we’re not in breakfast, we’re in, uh, dinner time. And it works. It works. 74. Uh, 70 even. Spam Tocino seasoning. Ladies and gentlemen, I have far surpassed the total amount of spam I’ve eaten in my entire life. And I’m still going. This is coming up on like a full package of spam, total. I know, what are we gonna do after this? Uh, this is subtle. This is a little bit subtle. 61. 57. I just received a note. They want you to read it? Because, you probably should. The sooner you read it, the sooner we can get through this bit. But if I read it out loud, then, but you know what it says, and I can, you can just tell me right now. I didn’t see, you know. I saw a blur. Don’t bring me into this. And that concludes the classic and flavored category. Uh, those are all still available on grocery store shelves. And our final category is discontinued and limited edition. Oh, so these are rancid? No, they’re just, um, special. Yeah, they’re old. Uh, starting with spam limited edition figgy pudding. What? Ooh, it’s dark. Hmm. Weird. 30. It is very Christmasy. And I’m over that. Eleven. Spam Garlic. Okay. This feels like it could work. Yeah, why not? Oh, why is there a. I still got a Christmas tree in my mouth. Use your palate cleanser. I did. It’s not overly garlic. For it to be garlic. That’s pretty nice. 50. 68. Eh. Spam Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice. Oh gosh, really? It’s so dark. Unneeded. Unnecessary. That’s not a juxtaposition that needs to be positioned. 17. 17. Uh, 12. That concludes the discontinued and limited edition category. You have now tasted every kind of spam and your scores will be tabulated. And it’ll give Rhett some time to figure out how to pay off this bit. Heads up, today is the last day to join 3rd Degree Monthly of the Mythical Society in order to get the Rhett and Link Heads mug for. Plus, you can get 15 percent off that third degree monthly membership today only. Use code RLMUG at mythicalsociety. com. Go there for details. Okay, I’m about to give you your top four spams. You’re gonna crown your favorite the World Spampian. Uh, and turns out that your collective favorite, your individual favorites, were the same favorite. You both liked the Spam Maple flavored the best, and you liked the uh, Spam Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice the least. So the overall top four in no order are Spam Teriyaki, Spam Maple Flavored, Spam Korean Barbecue, and Spam Jalapeno. You know what Spam stands for? Same page as me, bro. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now it’s sizzle pork, and mmm. No. So yeah, it is. Okay. Go ahead. No, that, that can’t, no, that can’t be true. No, I, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe that. Yeah. I know that it logically makes sense that the only way that I could be here, I refuse to open the note. And here’s why. Because what you just told me is that the only way to logically make sense of this, that the only way that you’re still in the room and I’m the only one that can hear you, is that you’re actually me. And how could you be me, if I received the note from you twice that was thrown from off I say I threw the note. He says to watch it back. He says to watch it back and you will clearly see that it was me throwing the note to myself. Your mom knows where the spam is. I knew it was going to say that. Okay, let’s taste these. I, I gotta say, Spam, I owe you an apology. You’re a lot better than I gave you credit for. And, I’m open to you. I’m spread. Don’t be too open. My lips are shred. Um, it is better, the original is kinda okay. But I feel like it does, isn’t original, this is teriyaki. I’m telling you in general that the original is okay. Okay. I know that this is not the original. Okay, yeah. Listen, just because you’ve been talking to yourself this whole time doesn’t mean you get mad at me. Um, maple’s still significantly better than that one. But it’s so clearly breakfast only, that that limits it. You’re just Mr. Breakfast for Dinner over here. Yeah, but then I’m still eating it as part of a breakfast. It just happens to be at a different time of day. It’s the only one that I find myself wanting to finish. I’m not arguing with you. I’m just making an argument. Devil’s advocate. I’m trying to figure out I think I like the teriyaki a little bit better than the Korean barbecue. I agree with that. I really like the jalapeno. The Jalapeno is my favorite savory one. I agree. I think maple. Same page as me, man. So we’re saying we’re getting rid of Korean barbecue. I just think, it’s the one that opened me up to the world of spam, but now that my lips have spread, I’m gonna go with teriyaki as the third one. You’re sticking with me on that? This is tough, man. Because, yes that is That tastes so good. And look at it. With eggs. Exactly. Exactly. So there you have it. The World Spampion is Maple. Do we keep upgrading? There we go. We keep upgrading these things. It’s breakfast all year round! Be sure to tune in tomorrow for a brand new episode of Good Mythical Weekend. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hey Rhett and Link, it’s my Good Mythical Morning birthday party. We used the Mythical Cookbook. M& M gut check with Scoring Guide. We made some Cokes. Played We’re Still Good. All in flavor with Tillamook ice cream. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! That’s like a whole week of Good Mythical Morning. Wow. Good work, birthday peeps. Click the top link to watch us play Taboo with Sporked’s favorite chips in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. It’s the last day to join 3rd Degree Monthly to get the Rhett and Link Heads mug. 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