Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna play Taboo, but only to help the other person guess the best chips that Sporked.com recommends that you buy. But first, let’s get a freeze frame. Where did you freeze that one? You look like those, um, Cause we weren’t in sync. Those inflatable tube men. Which I encountered an inflatable tube man with Titae the other day and oh my lord, there’s nothing scarier in the whole world to a little puppy than an inflatable, it was a tube turkey. And she was. It was in somebody’s yard? It was outside of a, uh, like a flea market, basically. Like a, you know, this is exciting. There’s a DJ here, but it was not exciting for her. She almost ran right into the street. Oh. So be careful when you emulate that. Leashed. Yeah. And then she was cradled in my arms, like the little baby that she is, because I don’t want the little inflatable tube turkey to get her. See, you’re, you’re, see, that type of parenting is reinforcing fear. No, she’s just a baby. She’s always gonna be a baby, Link. How old is she? Yeah, I don’t know. She’s a street dog. Who knows? Okay, um, I’m gonna go first. Okay, you show. So, uh, I’m gonna show show the people. I’m gonna show the people. Okay, so. Sounds like chips. All right. Well, they’re all chips, homie. Okay, so these are the words that I can’t say, and, uh, are we doing this password style where we just say one word and then you guess? I think that’s how we did it last time. Yeah. Instead of taboo. Yep, hmm. Um, uh, look at me. Bell. Cool Ranch Doritos. Ah, yeah. Couldn’t say blue, corn ranch, nacho, spicy, cold, or dressing. Yeah, let’s have a couple of those celebrating. Yeah, yeah, cause I mean, we need a little bit more salt in our diet today. Oh. Cool Ranch. I’ll close my eyes. Bring his in. I’m going. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Where does Titae sleep? On my head. Like a, like this? Yeah. Jasper does that sometimes. But she’s just a little baby. Yep. I mean, does, does she get up in the night? Only if she thinks that I’m awake, which makes the morning, if you want to sleep in at all, you have to be really, you can’t check your phone, you can’t turn over, you gotta just keep your eyes shut, otherwise you’ll get attacked. So you don’t, you don’t get up to pee in the middle of the night. No. Cause you’re too young for that. Is that it? Or is it, am I under hydrated? I don’t know. Why? Do both you and Christy get up in night? Either one of us or the other one will. Oh, you pass it off? Just like whose night is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have a shared bladder. Interesting. One of these both pee. Can I open my eyes? You can open your eyes. Okay. Look at me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, this is, I’m gonna cheat real bad. But, I mean, you did this. I feel like I could do this. You can’t do that. Don’t, you can’t do that. You saw what I was doing there, right? Yeah. I think. What? Okay, I was just gonna say favorite. And make a motion. Favorite. Why are you whispering? Favorite? There’s a lot to this. And you were, you were, you were gonna do something like this? I’m gonna do this. Oh, oh. Well, that’s cheating. But what is it? Um, these are all chips, right? Yeah. Okay, um, alright, using the cheat to my advantage, I’m gonna say, Um, Uh, Cheddar sour cream Pringles. We did it. Let’s have some to celebrate. I’ll be daggone. Let’s have some to celebrate. I’ll be dag. That’s pretty good. Cause these are not your favorite chips. These are your favorite chips. Oh. Oh, really? I thought they might be your favorite chip. Good flavor, but not Ruffles sour cream and onion. are among my favorite chips. You mean cheddar? Cheddar and sour cream. Yeah. Christy did the thing that I wish she wouldn’t have done and she brought chip dip into the house. And that’s just, you gotta tell her not to do that. That’s rump me. All right. Two for two. Close your eyes. And no more cheating. No more hand motions. We’re too good with hand motions. Okay. All right, all right. Like, what kind of chip dip? Like, sour cream situation? Yeah, yeah, you can open. It’s not that, you could, you could substitute for like, Greek yogurt and just eat a crap ton of it. Yeah, but it’s got a, it’s got a um flavoring in it. I know, so just put a little seasoning in a Greek yogurt. And dip chips in it? Yeah, it’s really good. Holy crap, Stevie. I’m saying. I think it needs a lot of seasoning. Put a ranch seasoning and some chives in there. Yes. Yeah, exactly. In yogurt? Yeah, in Greek yogurt. We substitute yogurt for sour cream a lot when we’re out of sour cream. It’s not as good, but it’s a good close substitute and way better for you. Um, okay. I’m pulling this together. To have a nice one clue. Stab! Let me try that again. Um, Stab! Stab! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stab! So it’s sharp. It’s sharp. Let me try, let me try that again. Stab! Stab! Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! So it’s like an attack of some kind. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Are you, like, from the South? Stab, stab, stab! Ha, ha! Stab! Stab! What? Are you trying to be Cajun? Are you Cajun? I can only give the clue that I’ve been given. Stab. Stab. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. You should get this, man. You should get this. Don’t disappoint. Are there little chips that are like little knives? Like, uh, Andy, Andy’s Hot Fries. Kind of thing. Um. Oh, is it These are delicious. These would be my favorite. And they’re also a little fancy seeming? You could stab somebody with a bugle. You could stab, stab, stab them. You, that would be your favorite? Favorite chip? Yeah. I’ll give you another, I’ll give you another one. Um, Guarantee. Yeah, like, I was thinking like, Louisiana, like, uh, What’s the Louisiana chip? Oh, is it, uh, Old Bay? Stab. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. The stab is really, such a hard hint. Killer? Old Bay, though, right? No. Cajun. Yep, that’s one of the words that I can’t say. What’s a Cajun chip? Um, fancy. They’re the ones that are like hard boiled, hard, hard fried. Real oily. And real crispy. I can picture them, I just don’t know the name of the chip. Here’s a, alright. Doughnuts. This is tough. Stab! Doughnuts. So it’s not doughnuts. There’s this, and there’s doughnuts. No, this usually means, It’s the word before, It’s two words in the first word. And then doughnuts. Fried? Glazed? Uh Fresh? Um, no. Uh, round? Um I can’t say that word. Uh Stab, stab, stab. I don’t get that. Yeah, I’m trying to get your stab. And doughnuts is supposed to help with that. Doughnuts. Famous doughnuts. Famous branded donuts. Oh, Krispy. No. Krispy Kreme, Dunkin Uh. Randy’s. It’s a, this is a, this is a very good hint. And you piece together the location where you know this is, and then blank donuts, which is a famous donut place in this place. A famous donut place. Mm hmm. Foster’s. What did you say? Fosters? No. Well, you got, uh, voodoo. Mm hmm. Cajun voodoo. You either know it now or you don’t. Voodoo Cajun chips. All right, that’s it. I don’t know the brand. The brand name? Uh, all right, let me help you get that. Frank Red High. No. Uh Uh, taser. Taser! Taser. Shock. Um, static. Electricity. Taser. Electric. Shock. Look at his face. You pinched me. Electricity. Shock. I give up. Zip. Zop. Zip, zap! Zip, zap. Zap. That’s it. You got it. Zap. Zap. You don’t know zaps? You remember these. Zap voodoo. They’re too sweet for me, Stevie. Never remembered it. I like them with a good dip. That brand has really good. I’m closing my eyes. I mean, I couldn’t say, um. I couldn’t say doll. I couldn’t say magic, New Orleans, spicy, Creole, or Cajun. So, if you were hoping I’d say, excuse me. Then I couldn’t. Ooh, that tasted like Spam. I didn’t mean to burp on camera. Okay. I’m so embarrassed. Can I cover, can I open my face? Yes. My face has been closed. Prostrate. Um, let’s see, so these are exam chips. Prostrate is flat, flat, or maybe you humble, when you prostrate you’re humbling yourself. Prostrate means flat, like lays, lays, laying flat, lays original. I tell you, I guarantee. Alright, close your eyes, I’m also closing mine. I don’t know why. Oh, mine’s right here? All right, take a look at this. That was pretty good, man. Oh, my gosh, this is, this is tough. This is tough. This is tough. Okay, um, you can open your face. What was the stab? Stabbing a voodoo doll. Oh. Oh. I would’ve never gotten that. Yeah, I know, but I used the Cajun accent. Well, I knew that. I got Cajun. So if you’re Cajun, if a Cajun is stabbing something, I think you could get it. Uh. Okay, um. Okay, this is tough. This is tough. This is tough. This is tough. This might be impossible. No. Got it. Um. Everything. Actually, let me try that again. Everything. Okay, um, every. So this is how you want something. You want it all the way. Ehh, ehhverything. Yeah, okay, so this is a, uh, the Canadian chip, All, um, what is it called? It’s, uh, all, I can’t, I know what you’re talking, I know the chip that you’re talking about. I just can’t remember the name of it. It’s like, all stuff, or all spice, or all, um, all done, all done, all sauce. So close. It’s like, uh, So close. All done, all, uh, that’s a good clue, I gotta give it to myself. All, All dressed. Oh, yes! You got it, man. Hey, open those up. Let’s eat it. That is, that deserves a celebration. Oh. I got everything. This is like our sauce being on chips. Our everything sauce. Um, all right, my eyes are closed. Okay. That’s good. It’s still very ketchup forward. It makes it super Canadian. Okay. Hmm. So it’s vineg, onion vinegar and ketchup. Concave. Concave. Concave, so it’s, um, Uh, Popchips. They’re all concave. I didn’t think about those. Um Oh, boyzies. Now, what are what’s a concave chip? Um A Frito Dipper. What’s it called? I forgot that there are more of these. Okay, okay. So, you’re all over it, but we just have to get the right one. What’s another concave? Um canoe chip? I can’t think of another concave chip besides cause Pringles. Salsa! Salsa. Concave? Salsa. Concave Salsa. Salsa. Cause when you say salsa I think sun chips but that’s not concave. Um, you dip it in salsa. What’s the thing that you dip in salsa? Oh! The um, tortilla cups. Little tortilla cups. Yeah, and what’s the brand? Uh, Tostitos Tortilla Cups. Scoops! Scoops! Scoops! Yes! Tostitos Scoops. Alright, you got a little impatient with me. I didn’t quite get it, but. It’s called Scoops. Do we have one more? Howard? Howard. Oh. You thought we were done, huh? We’re never done. Alright, this is what it is. Okay. Ready? No, sir. Okay, ready. Um, Uh, shoot. This is hard, this is hard, this is hard. You can put stuff in these and then put them in the oven. Let me look at this again. There’s a whole recipe on the back for that. Um, Poo pon. What was the last thing you said? Poo pon. No, forget that. Let me try something different. Um, I’ll just go with poo pon. Okay. So these are a mustard flavor. Uh, these are a Dijon. These are a Dijon chip, but the first thing you did was Forget that. It was embarrassing. I should never have done that. That didn’t even make sense. It’s not gonna help you. I can explain it later. Uh, Honey Dijon. Lays Honey Dijon. Is that a thing? I don’t know. Could be. Do you know that there’s a thing? No. I bet you do. Oh, this is one I do know? I bet you could. Or, I bet you could give a better guess than that. Ruffles? Is it Donald Duck? Has a brand? Who’s got, who would, if it is Honey Dijon, and it might not be, but what would the brand be? I think you’ve seen it. I’ve seen these chips. Mm hmm. Um It certainly seems like a Lay’s thing. Foldies. Yeah, it’s a thin chip. Crunchers. Crunchers. What is crunchers? You remember crunchers? Uh uh. Oh, uh, Miss Vicky’s. Honey Dijon. That’s close, but it was, it’s just kettle brand. Honey Dijon. You’ve seen these. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I didn’t know that kettle was a brand. I thought kettle was a type of chip. We can’t celebrate. It’s the last day to join 3rd Degree Monthly to get the Rhett and Link head smug. Visit mythicalsociety. com for details.