Which one of us can create the greatest fast food hack this time? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! The first time we did what we’re about to do, I sent shockwaves through the culinary universe. No you didn’t. All he did was combine Domino’s Cheesy Bread with Burger King’s Chicken and Wendy’s Caesar Salad and he gave it a dirty name. You remember the name? I’m not gonna say it. But, yes, I remember it. And I’ve eaten it many times since. Oh. And today I redeemed myself with a better hack. It’s time for You Want Hacks With That? Fast Food Hacks Taste Test. Okay, boys, welcome back to Hack Shack, where you can actually order a variety of fast food. from a variety of restaurants all under one roof. And today, you’ll be competing to make the greatest fast food hacks as blindly judged by our panel over there who can’t see or hear you as you construct your masterpieces. Ha ha! Ha ha! Look at them. They’re dressed so colorfully today. Ha ha! Look at them. I’m making fun of them. They’re not. They’re both dressing in black. One of you will get power of choice to draft first. You’ll then go back and forth drafting your items for a total of three items each from at least two different restaurants to use to craft your dish. And once you choose an item, it’s off the board forever. So go ahead and pick your straws to see who picks first. I’m going with the green. Oh, okay. I’ll go with the green. Yellow is longer. Okay, you get to go first. Look at this. Well, but first we gotta, we gotta, I think we have to, we gotta, we gotta drive to the drive shack, right? We’re already here. We’re already here. See? I’m not steering, I’m not pushing the gas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hello? Welcome to Hack Shack, what would you like? Um, wow. So many choices. I appreciate that. Um, I would like one order of stuffed bagel minis from the Dunkin Donuts portion of the menu. All right, fine. I’m gonna stay in the Dunkin Donuts and I will take your glazed donut. Oh. Uh, from Wendy’s, the Junior Cheeseburger. I am going to call an audible here. I’ll take the Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich. You don’t have to order from where I’m ordering from. No, no, no, no, no. I wanna do whatever you do, but better. Okay, I am continuing on, and I am moving on to Taco Bell! And I would like the Creamy Jalapeño Sauce. Oh, no! What? That’s the sauce I wanted! We’re doing similar things here. Hold on, there’s other sauces up there. Uh, but yeah, I mean, I don’t wanna get, I mean, I need a sauce. The Ghost Pepper Ranch from Wendy’s. I’ve already gone to Wendy’s. I’m gonna go to Auntie Anne’s just to get the hot salsa cheese dip. I’m pushing the gas. I’m pushing. I’m gonna crash! I’m in the back. So outta control! I’m in the back. Ahhh! Here we go. There is it. Hey fellas, uh, here you go. Just wanted to remind you that corporate says it is now okay for us to accept tips. So if you have a tip, just stick it here. Yeah. Um, okay. And, uh, since we do accept tips, let me know if you need anything. Napkins, extra ketchup, help in the shower. Uh, you could touch the tip of my straw. Oh, lovely tip, sir. Would have preferred money, but whatever. My straw has two tips. Take your pick. Well, let me know if you need anything. In the shower. Okay. Alright. Drive, drive, keep driving. Specifically in the shower? We’re going, we’re moving. So, we’ve clearly tried to create some sort of. You don’t know what I’m trying to create. Well, I thought that this donut right here. Oh, those are beautiful. Will be a great base as a bun alternative. I’m trying to insert beef into these balls. Seeing what I’ve done is I’ve effortlessly made. Should I keep the cream cheese in there? I don’t think so. Ooh, look at that. See, this is already spicy. Uh huh. Um, this is like if you were. This is going everywhere. If you got breast implants and then you didn’t want them anymore. And you just shake. They cut and you shake. Oh. And it comes out. I am spreading a generous helping of this stuff. Look, look at this. All over this. Burger. Insert burger. Pickle. Insert pickle. Donut. Place donut. It’s a ketchupy pickle. I, we, we needed to name these. I’ve got the chicken hole, chicken hole, it’s right there, see the chicken through the hole? It’s called the chicken hole. The Cheesy Chicken Hole. How about that? Uh, I’m gonna call these, uh, Dr. McLaughlin’s Beef Implants. Okay, yeah, that’s it. All right, they’re gonna love that. All right, Chicken Hole, Dr. McLaughlin’s Beef Implants. But don’t spill my sauce, man. Spill. Don’t spill. Okay, panelists, go ahead and remove your things. Yep, let’s, let’s see in here and of course your job is to taste the items in front of you and then you’re gonna rate them on a scale of one to ten and the item that receives the highest total score today will become social media famous, so, of course, you don’t know who made which thing which what would you like to go with first the one in front of Nicole or Lily? Do you want to try this one? Yeah, I think because it’s unwrapped and it’s, it’s ready to go. Okay. Okay, so, um, this particular dish is named something I’m going to blank out a portion of the name because it would give away the creator. This is Dr. Blank’s Beef Implants. Oh. Beef implants. Beef implants, yeah. Like a BBL situation? Yep, and, and you must use the sauce, uh, because it is included in the dish. So please, please go ahead. It looks like they just Just like put the sau, I don’t even know if this is, I’m gonna try the sauce first. Okay. Mm. A well placed pickle. Mm hmm. I like the singular pickle. Mm hmm. It definitely needs a sauce. But I like it, it’s like. There it is. Mm hmm. The sauce helps a lot. I think, I think the spiciness helps curtail all like the breadiness that we’re experiencing. Mm hmm. And it’s really like a little dainty, like we’re at a tea party. I feel like a lady. Mm hmm. A lovely little lady. Mm hmm. Okay, maybe we save the number rating for after you taste both. Um, so if you want to move on to the next dish, um, go ahead and give that an open. Uh, and this is called, uh, Cheesy Chicken Hole. Oh, points deducted for that. Great names. Um, there’s, there’s no cut in between. Do you want to take the first bite? Okay, after you. Enjoy. What’s the vibe? What’s the vibe? It’s sweet. Mmm. It’s salty. Mm hmm. Probably something from Wendy’s. Oh, spicy. Mm hmm. I’m getting a little kick. Spicier than I thought it was gonna be. It’s a lot more, like, moist, which I like. That’s true, but I feel like it’s been done before. It has. You know what I mean? I feel like, I feel like the creativity is lacking. We have seen so many sandwiches that use, uh, glazed donuts as buns before. Mm hmm. So it’s almost uninspired. Yeah. It is. It tastes great. It tastes great. Have you seen a chicken donut sandwich? I’ve seen like a burger, I’ve seen, yeah, I think I’ve seen a chicken one. Yeah, that’s not a burger. Well, if you’re in the UK, it might be a chicken burger. Whoever made this was like, Oh, I’m gonna use the buns as glazed donuts. I’m so creative. This is more creative. And it’s something I’ve never seen before. Yeah, I just want to put my pinky up and like eat it. Right, okay. Okay, what are we giving numerically to these two dishes? Uh, seven for me. Okay. And then, a six and a half for this one. I’m gonna give this a 7.5, and I’m gonna give this chicken sandwich a six. Okay, Link, cause you lost the last round, you get to pick first this time. I’m gonna start with, hello, you there? Hello. Welcome to Hack Shack, what can I getcha? I will take, um, Wendy’s Crispy Chicken Nuggets. Mm hmm. A pretzel dog from Auntie Anne’s. Mm hmm. I’d like to move over to Taco Bell and get a cheesy roll up. Mm hmm. From McDonald’s, the baked apple pie. Mm hmm. Sweet and sour sauce. Mm hmm. I would like the sweet glazed dip from Auntie Anne’s. Okay. Come on, Rhett, go. I’m having trouble, trouble. Oh, it has a start button. Put it in gear. Put it in gear. There we go, there we go. We’re moving now. We’re definitely the ones moving now. Okay. Okay, fellas, thanks for the tips earlier, I’ve been doing this with them, and I’ve been having a lot of fun. That’s all we got. That’s all we got. One for you. Oh, thank you, thank you, sir. Oh, here we go. You. Oh, yes. And uh, yeah, let me know if you need anything else. Oh, shower tips, like things for us to do in the shower or things that you wanna do in the shower. Um, I can do whatever vis-a-vis showering, so I can just tell you some stuff to do in there. I can get in there with you, see how things go. Oh, are you, are you a leg washer? I can wash a leg. I can wash. You can’t reach your own leg? Too far down? Well, I don’t know, I’m not that flexible. I did assemble most of that food, so I have delicate hands, so. We’ll think about it. Just let me know when shower time is. Thank you. Alright, yeah, we’re going that way. Okay, um, alright. I’m gonna try to get a wiener in this pie. Oh, no. Okay. Alright. Cause they really seem to care about presentation and originality. Okay. I think I got it. Why is the cheese not melted? We gotta do something. This is compromising my vision. Okay. I love how we’re both talking to ourselves right next to each other. Makes me feel a little weird. This is like, this is like when you’re bathing suit, the drawstring goes in on one side. I think it’s all the way, it’s all the way in the back. This is the worst thing at Taco Bell. It’s just cheese and a tortilla. What? How dumb is this? I don’t want this to, I think that’ll work. Okay. Boxing it right back up. Fail, what a fail. Okay, so I’m going to get rid of. You know, they talk about plating. There are no plates. Yeah, I’ll make it easy for him. Now, Stevie, when you unblind them, can you tell them that this is like party, party, this is a party hors d’oeuvre? Okay. I can add that, I can add that to the notes. Uh, this is called ‘I put my wiener in this pie and it’s only Wednesday.’ I’m gonna call mine, um, uh, what are you, what, what are you doing tonight? Pffft. Cause I’m, cause I’m at a party. I’m going to a party. Okay, wake up! I hope you’re hungry. Ugh. I cannot. Okay, what looks appealing to you as the first one to begin with? Which one do you want to start with? I’m gonna start with this one. Okay, before you start, I would like to let you know this is a party hors d’oeuvre. Okay. And it is titled, What Are You Doing Tonight? Okay. Cheers? Cheers. I love the presentation on this one. Uh huh, uh huh. What am I eating on top of it? Is it tortilla? Is it syrup? Sweet and sour sauce? Sweet and sour sauce, yeah, yeah, you’re right. It’s a lot of like bread on bread, but the sauce helps. Mm hmm, helps it go down easy. I think, yeah, this is just like cheese and tortillas. Yeah, you know like when restaurants do like pointless garnish? It feels like It’s just pointless? Ow. Oh my god. It looks cool, but mm-hmm. It tastes good. It tastes good. The tortilla, sure. So you’re saying it’s pointless. Mm. Okay. Okay, um, moving on to this next one. But you didn’t answer the question. I mean. Oh. What are you doing tonight? Oh. Going to a party. Is that what it was called? Is that what you wanted? Is that what you wanted? I didn’t want anything. Um, this next dish is called, I’m sorry, I put my wiener in this pie and it’s only Wednesday. I don’t want to eat it because of the name. You put a dirty old wiener in my apple pie, didn’t ya? Gross. Here you go. I know. No. No. No. I can’t. I don’t get paid enough for this. Nicole, you have to try this. I hate you. Blur it out. It’s nothing like shame to accompany your lunch. I have to swallow it. But it’s good. You can spit it out. I swallowed it. That was really unfortunate. I thought it was gonna have like the sweet and salty vibe again, but the acidity of the apples is a little unpleasant. The gelatinous nature of the apple pie filling, not, not working. And this is too like, you know, what it looks like. Yep. Okay, what are we thinking for scores for each? Five for me for this one. Okay, I’m gonna give this one a four. Okay. Um, I think eight for this one. I’m gonna give this one a seven. That was me that won. With my party hors d’oeuvres. Yeah, that’s right. But what are you doing tonight? What am I doing tonight? Eating the rest of those. Completely incidental. Completely incidental on the sauce. One word. Five colors. Blue. Pink. Sand. Green. And brown. Check out the new Mythical Stars sweatshirts at mythical.com. Okay, Rhett, you’re choosing first because you lost last round. Mm. Uh, yep, hello? Still there? Oh, okay. You boys are hungry today. All right, welcome back to Hack Shack. What can I get ya? I would love a Big Mac from McDonald’s. Mm hmm. I am going to take, uh, an everything bagel from Dunkin Donuts. Mm hmm. I would like a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. Mm hmm. I am gonna go with the Wendy’s Baconator. Mm-hmm. And I would like the chips and nacho cheese from Taco Bell. Mm-hmm. Okay. I’ll take the Egg McMuffin from McDonald’s. You know, if you want to throw in a side of a hash brown, I’m not gonna argue with that. You can’t do that. That would be four things. You can’t do that. Alright. And that’s all we want. What if the tip’s bigger? Then I may have to include a fun surprise. All right. I’m gonna pull forward. No, we are. We are. We’re trying to pull forward. We’re trying hard to pull forward. Here we go. You’re making some progress. I’m gonna shake this wheel to get the car goin’. Yes! Here we go! Here we go. Okay, Rhett, now stop. Beep! Hey, it’s us. Hey, guys! Good to see you. I like your, um, your pink collars. Thank you, that’s nice of you to say. What is that? Uh, yeah, they make us wear these. Oh. Okay, so that’s not by choice. No, this is all Hack Shack corporate. But they’re nice guys. They do let us accept tips. Which I’ve gotten from you two in the form of straw. And that’s probably all you’re gonna get. I need some help with this everything bagel. Slice it, warm it, something. I hope you enjoy. Showering alone, because I will not be joining you this day. Goodbye. Thank you, Jordan. Whoa, that’s louder than I thought. Alright, yeah, see my, I don’t know what you’re thinking of, but I’m thinking of a, uh, everything bagel burger. Well, what I’m thinking is that nobody likes the middle bun. of a Big Mac. And it’s just begging to be replaced. It’s a little rebundant. With a Mexican pizza. Go like this. This is the saddest Baconator I’ve ever seen. Look at this. Okay. I gotta use this as a template. So I got a bun there. Bun goes in the middle. You cut around the bun. I’m gonna get rid of this ham. Don’t want that either, but this egg white. Sorry, I’m standing up. Okay. Yeah. I’m gonna, I’m gonna do that. I know, I know. It makes, makes you nervous when I stand up. I definitely don’t want these buns. Look at that. Oh, wow. Perfectly sized. They’re not even gonna know it’s in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a surprise. You take it and you just put it right on the burger. Perfectly. Throwing that on there. Spread that around. It’s gonna be nice and juicy. Put this on the top. Now Stevie, I’m gonna call this one. This is a lot more creative than you think. I’m gonna put this back on top just like. The everything Bagel, breakfast Burger with a, with a, with a friend option. Okay, hold on. This is a lot more creative than you think. The, is a long title. Okay, everything. Bagel Breakfast Burger. With, it’s not a McMuffin anymore, it’s just a English Muffin Companion. Okay. And mine, is called, The Big Maxican. Pfft. Sorry, you made me spit all over what I just made. Okay, judges. This is your last pair of food items. Please, uh, which one would you like to proceed with first? Pfft. Nicole? Yes Lily? Will you do the honors? This one? Sure. Let’s start, let’s start with this one. This is the Big Maxican. Mmm. Okay. Muy bien. I got one of those at home. Wow, look at all those colors. Okay, yeah. Stunning. Do you want me to lift it out for you? You want the first bite? Sure. Wow, that’s pretty gorgeous. It’s pretty stunning. Okay, what’s the vibe? Tell us, tell us a story, Lily. The name matches the, the food. Mm hmm, mm hmm. Appropriate name. Mm hmm, mm hmm. That’s nice. That’s nice. I, I really like the flavors. It’s something I’ve never had before. Which is, you know, I love, I love a new, I love a new sensation. Mm hmm. I love, I love a new, I love something new. It’s a sensation. I, I love the combination of spicy, savory, meaty, cheesy. It’s doing a lot of good. A lot of good. Okay, this next dish is called, This Is a Lot More Creative Than You Think. Everything bagel breakfast burger with English muffin companion. Alright, passive aggressive title. Um, try hard name. For sure. Okay. So, I guess it’s a two courser. I think you’re right. Okay, we know, we know it’s a Wendy’s burger. We know it’s a Baconator. Okay. Tastes good. It’s just fine. It’s just fine. It’s tough to swallow. Oh. This one’s so nice and dry. Is it? I must say, a Baconator on a bagel? Controversial. I like the idea of the everything, I love everything bagels. The seasoning, good. I got, oh it’s just a little dry mouth. It could have added more flavor. They could’ve added some sauce or something. Oh, it’s dry. But I really like that one. I could eat that one again. Three for me here. I’m gonna give this a six. I’m gonna give this one a nine. Big Maxicans getting a ten. Oh, wow! Perfect ten! Yes! Which means, Rhett, you had the highest ranking hack of the entire game, the Big Maxican, and, uh, we’re gonna release a how to video on Mythical Socials for the whole world to follow. Oh, yeah, it’s gonna be so hard to make. You gotta get that middle bun. It’s the template. Okay. Mm. Well, I really can’t argue with you. I should’ve kicked the companion to the curb. I couldn’t have any sauce. But you ladies brought the info. We still love you. I can’t disagree with it. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. My name’s Johnny. I’m Sharon. I’m Zach. I’m Ariana. We’re from Fremont, California, and we’re doing our own version of a GMM blind taste test. And now it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Where are the blindfolds at? Good idea. Click the top link to watch us attempt to explain obscure memes in Good Mythical More. 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