Welcome to Good Mythical More. You probably know us as the guys that know obscure memes. That’s right. I was gonna say extreme memes. Extreme memes. We know extreme memes, obscure memes. Today, we’re gonna be explaining obscure memes to you as best we can, and if we need some help, we’re gonna ask for it. Yes, we are. But first, we’re gonna play the A, B, D, C. Okay. We’re listing, we’re listing things. Create an alphabet. This is polite reactions to a gift you don’t like. Aww, you shouldn’t have. That’s a good one. That’s what I was thinking. Better than last year. Ooh. Can you get any better at getting, giving gifts? That didn’t, you know what I’m trying to say. Don’t take my picture in this moment when I’m reacting to the gift that I love. Earlier today, I was saying that I wanted this. Forget the face I just made when I opened this. I was confused. Gross. But in a good way. Have you been stalking me online and that’s how you knew I would love this? I will never get over it. Here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna bring Trevor in and he’s just gonna continue on with this. Trevor’s gonna help us with the memes. Trevor’s gonna do J. That’s the first thing Trevor’s gonna do. I’m gonna do J. Do J. Jolly good time. This is just what I was hoping for. Two J’s. Uh, kill the noise, compadre. I need you to return this. That’s good. Wow, that’s good. Let me get a better look at this gift. Oh, I still like it. My, oh, my. Just absolutely incredible how much better this is making my life. Uh huh. Rhett, did you get the alphabet wrong? L M N. Did anybody else catch that? I think we’re over. I believe I said A B D C. You’re out. Come on in. Come on in close. I believe I said A B D C. Uh, we may not need Trevor. True. As we are explaining these memes. Give us the first one. He’s basically. Just obscure. Just back up. My mother in law sent me this shirt all the way from England. She must really like me. I think it’s from a yacht club. And, uh, ha ha ha ha! It’s a funny one. Ha ha ha ha! Don’t believe – Me every time I see a meme. It’s a funny one. But when you put a double in front of an anchor, it’s a wanker! Nice! And what is that? It’s a British, uh, derogatory term. It means penis. It’s, it’s, that, what a, that’s a funny one. A wanker is just like, ah, you wanker. Yeah. Is a person who’s. Who wanks. Okay. Right, yeah. I believe, I mean, I don’t know the etymology. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s a wanker. Yeah. It’s a person who wanks. And it’s, where is he in, Sedona? There’s nothing not to get about. Is he hiking in Sedona right now? Yeah. That wanker’s taking in the Red Rocks. So we did pretty good on that one, but I’m not clear on – That could be the mother in law as well, though. I thought I knew what a wanker was, and it seems like that’s where we’ve lost the plot. That’s where we’ve lost the plot? There’s something on your face. Here. Fast food. Oh. Oh. Starting to hurt. You see it, Trevor? You need a lick first? Oh, no I do! What is that? Hold on. It looks like a little, hold on, let me just. Get, get under it. There it goes. Oh, you got it? Yeah. It was It looked like a little piece of, uh. Alright. Now, would a wanker do that? Of course not. So I hope not. We obviously got that one. Yeah, no, you guys nailed that. You didn’t even need me. Nope. Next. World’s tallest mountain. World’s second tallest mountain! Rah! Wow. It’s an angry dog. Hmm. Well, God, that one, I don’t know if it’s a dog. Okay, then what is it? Well, it’s, it’s a, it’s a movie. It’s a werewolf. Mm, what are wolves closely related to? Dogs. Well, it’s a movie wolf though. It’s not. So it’s a very angry dog, and it’s the world’s tallest mountain. Mm-hmm. But, uh, what part of this meme. Have you seen this before? Yeah. Well, you guys don’t get a lot of mountaineering memes? Not a lot of mountain climbing memes. So, basically, this is making fun of how hard the second tallest mountain is working. No, I think it’s making fun of how hard it’s working. Isn’t like – Like, it’s going a little extra because it’s trying to. Well, because technically. It’s not number one. Everest is the second tallest mountain, and that’s the one that everybody gets excited about, right? What? Isn’t it true? Like, from top to bottom, isn’t, like, K2, like, actually taller? And K2 is the world’s tallest mountain? You know that K2 is the name of the world’s second tallest mountain? No, I think it’s the. He’s saying it’s the tallest. You’re saying that K2, that everybody’s been lying to us for years. Exactly. No, this is, uh, K2 has a higher death rate. More people die on K2 than they do on Everest. Oh, so it is a K2 Everest thing. Yeah, well, the world’s tallest mountain and the world’s second tallest mountain. Is much more dangerous! Because of the mean dog! It’s so much more dangerous, you’re not gonna get hurt by the little first dog. But what I don’t understand is, so what’s the, is, what changes in this template? The picture or the text? nothing changes. This is it. Sorry. Why are you laughing? Joe? What changes in the temp thing? Are you saying that if the, if you took the text and put it on another picture. Yeah. World’s tallest mountain. I need like me and Rhett, world, tallest mountain, world’s second tallest mountain. I needed this explained to me as well, Link, when we went through it. These are kind of like they live in their own bubble. They’re not like memes that are applicable to like. My feeling when, it’s just like it’s own thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s not a template. They’re specific. Mean template unlocked, though. I’ve seen this photo before with other words. I think the idea is that you have this thing that is, like, commonly believed to be, like, dangerous or scary, and that’s the little dog, and then you have this thing that’s lesser known, but way more dangerous, and that’s the scary dog. Right. Okay. Yeah. You’ve taken the fun out of it, Trevor. That’s what you brought me here to do! Like, world’s tallest mountain might be like a steak. And then world’s second tallest mountain might be a hot dog because, um, you think that you choke on steak, but you actually choke on hot dogs all the time. Yeah, I’m choking on hot dogs. All the time. Always choking on hot dogs. Choking on hot dogs is another meme. That’s all I do. Choke on hot dogs. Just make sure you hold the end you’re not choking on. Wait, what? As long as you keep your hand around the other end. Choke all you want. You can choke and then pull it out. I’m like a visual learner. Could you, like, do like a show me how. I mean, I would go like this. Or I would probably go like this. That’s probably what I would do. That’s, that’s the technique. You choke, or do you pull it out? And then pull it out. No, yeah, thank you. Alright, let’s choke on this next meme. On my way to Raid Area 51, guys. Haha! Internet Explorer! I’m an Internet Explorer! Or Microsoft Edge, anyone? Because that’s what it is now. So, I remember the on my way to Raid Area 51. Yeah. Time. There was a date that was set for everyone to go to Area 51. To find? The, the aliens. The aliens, exactly. Yeah. The one that was dissected. So why is Internet Explorer traveling to do this? Mm, the reason is because Internet Explorer. Mm-hmm . Is that era. And if you’re still thinking about that, you’re in the old days of Internet Explorer. Mmm. This isn’t something anyone’s talking about anymore. I don’t know what it is, but that ain’t it. Right? What? I’m pretty right, right? You’re like, you’re, you’re close to being right. You’re close to being right. It’s because Internet Explorer is just notoriously slow. It’s like it takes forever for anything to load on there. So it’s just been the slowest browser. So this meme came out much later. Much later. Than the other ones. Very late to the party. See? Okay. Well, you got it. Wow. You guys know about Internet Explorer, right? You’ve used the internet? Yeah, yeah. I’ve explored the internet. It’s late. It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s, it takes a while. For a long time I called myself an Internet Explorer. Um. That’s pretty profound. Yeah. Does it still exist at all? Don’t think so. It’s Microsoft Edge. It’s Edge, man. I cleared that up at the beginning. Oh. You didn’t know. What browser do you use? Don’t add more confusion to this exercise. Do you know what it’s called when you’re using. Don’t like, make other references. Do you know what it’s called when you’re using Microsoft Edge? Let’s see the next one. Ah! Do you need some anti itch cream? Me. Soft edging. I’m good, bro. Nah, I’m good, bro. So what, that. Yeah. I think that’s from a video game controller. If you play video games hard enough and long enough you get this mark on your on your finger. But only while playing xbox. Mmm. Yeah. You guys are right on the money. Okay. That’s exactly right. You need some anti itch cream. No, I’m good, bro. This isn’t, this is from gaming. This is from hella gaming. Hella gaming. Yeah, I’ve been doing some hella gaming. Is the, can I ask a question? Give us a hint. Is the X significant? Yeah, the X is significant. That’s a mosquito bite, we can all agree. Oh. Oh. What, okay. Okay, I, now, I, I agree with that. Never mind, I guess we can’t all agree. But mosquito, mosquito bites don’t have an x on it. I’ve done this. That’s when you take, uh, it’s when you take a, an edge of a credit card or maybe a penny or something and you, when you, you just, you, you shove it in there to make it stop itching. Yeah, what? I’ve done this. What could be something easier access to use? Like a fingernail or something. What about a game controller? A game controller. You’ve gone like this and like this. Yeah, and it stops the pain. Or it stops the itching. But only for a little bit. I’ve never done that. You’ve never done that? This is what they call hashtag relatable. Mosquitoes don’t like me. Aww. Why is that? I’m not sweet enough. You get bit right there by a mosquito. You just, yeah, you take the, it itches, it itches. No, I’m good, bro. I’ve done this. I’ve done that. This is. Are you, are you, are you mosquito prone? Um. You know like when you go out with a group of people and there’s always a person who starts getting bit first? Yeah. That’s always my wife. Mm hmm. It’s cause of the, effervescence or something. Effervescence, yeah. I’m always saying that. They’re reeking in a certain way. Uh, I don’t know, I’m pretty average, I think. Okay, middle of the road. Did you look at these ahead of time? Something tells me you prepared your answer. I don’t wanna confess. How do you even know that that’s a mosquito bite? Because I’ve had my, I’ve pressed a fingernail into mosquito bites before. There’s a lot of context clues here. That’s what you gotta really work with. Every night before Trevor goes to bed, he has a one hour edging session. Where he goes on Microsoft Edge. I edge for way longer. And looks at all of these memes. And that’s how he knows about it. It’s just part of his routine. You know this. Did we pay him to edge? Well, in this particular case, yeah. You can, if you want. Dukakasaurus. Okay, let’s go to the next one. That’s crazy! That was the name of the music. Okay, okay. I get this one. POV, every gym on Monday, 4 p. m. to 8 p. m. All the dudes have the broccoli cut. The broccoli cut is the thing now. You know about the broccoli cut? Come on. The Cheeky Nando’s? I’ve seen these people walking around, I think, at my own house occasionally. Yeah, right. You’ve seen the broccoli cut? It accidentally, uh, accidentally creeped up on one of my sons, who immediately got it corrected the next day. And so they all show up. I don’t think they understood what I was asking for. That’s like, this is like the worst subprime time to be at the gym. 4 to 8 p. m. on a Monday? After school. Oh. Yeah. That’s cause all the kids are out of school. Teen boys with broccoli cuts. I don’t know, they’re working out on Monday. And they wear crocs and pajama bottoms and tank tops? Is that part of it, too? Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. I don’t hang out with a lot of kids, so. I don’t like how that one that’s bench pressing doesn’t have a face. He just has, he’s gone full broccoli. Dude. Full Broc. And he doesn’t have a shirt on. I love how the bench press bar is just really long. So long. On one side. Well, you know, hold on. The other thing is, the blue pants are not on the boy, they’re on the bar. They’re sagging at bar level. This might be a Photoshop job happening. They go in front of the bar. I don’t think we’re supposed to look that closely. No, I think we are. To get the idea. So we get this. You get it. You can’t fool us. You didn’t need me for this one. Right, right, right. That was really good. After school though, you said that. You guys impressed? Being a lesbo is pish. I tell a girl she’s bangin and ye get “Coming from you,” face. Lit nah, I’m no saying that to be your pal, I’m saying it to shag you. Wow. That was really good. Being a lesbo is pish. I tell a girl she’s banging in the. I tell a girl she’s bangin. Am I, I don’t wanna do, like, a, uh, a reggae accent in order to do this. That’s what I I feel like that’s what it’s making me do, and I feel like it’s making me do it. I thought you said Reagan. Hahaha, Reagan. Hey, listen, I don’t wanna break out the Reagan impression. I don’t wanna offend anybody. Well, Nancy always said, Lesbo is a pish. Um, this is Scottish Twitter, so this is you need the Scottish accent. She’s banging. And they get coming from you. Letna, I’m saying that be, I’m doing a Chet Hanks. I’m sorry I wasn’t that, I wasn’t trying to. That to be your pomem. I’m saying a tag sheah. So I know that this, um. This Pixar lady here is Scottish. Yeah, this Pixar lady. Yeah, I don’t like to necessarily say the name sometimes. I just, cause I don’t want to offend anybody. Can you give us a hint by telling us what pish means? Pish? Um, well I mean I think the whole meme here is just that Scottish people, they talk, you can understand them, but then when you write it down it’s like, uh, I think the lesbian here is telling a girl that she’s pretty, and then the pretty girl is saying, Aw, you are too. But really the lesbian would like to make love to the girl. Yes, right. That’s kind of what’s happening here. This one has layers. Yeah. I’m no saying that Bein’ a lesbo sucks, you know? How are you. Anybody else hate being a lesbo? Stevie, what are you? What are you getting from all of this? No, I really like it. I would recommend, highly recommend, highly recommend that one. What was the name of this one? Brave or something? voice. Brave? Nah, I’m no saying that to be or pom and saying it to shag it. I’m not saying it to be. I’m not sayin that to be your pal, mom. Pal, mom. Pal. To be your pal. I’m sayin it to shag ya. I’m sayin it to shag ya. Bein a lesbos, bish. I tell a girl she’s bangin and you get comin from you, lettin on, no sayin that to be your pal. I’m sayin it to shag ya. Oh! Ho ho ho! That’s what lesbians sound like. Now it makes sense. Oh. Now it makes sense. So we got that one. Yeah. Yeah, we did. The whole joke is that Scottish people are weird. Yeah, right, right, right. It’s just Scottish queer. I can say that, because I’m Irish. And harny. Okay. And harny. Harny. Okay, uh, Bucky with the good arm said, uh, this palm tree fell over, refused to die, and curved right back up. Response was, gonna be hell when LinkedIn finds out about this tree. Hmm. Funny to him. Are you on LinkedIn, of all the things? Oh, oh, am I on LinkedIn? You don’t need to be. Yeah, I’m on to get this LinkedIn. Okay. So I think, okay, I don’t LinkedIn. I don’t go on LinkedIn, but I assume. So a tree that falls over. That it has a reputation for the certain kinds of things being of interest and being shared on LinkedIn. Like you could do the same joke about. Facebook and it would be like Jesus playing basketball and a bunch of people would think it was real. Like AI, you know, like that happens on, that happens on Facebook. Like people fall for AI. On LinkedIn, people are captivated by. The community of LinkedIn. Yeah, yeah, by trees with interesting growing patterns. No, you’re on the right track. There’s something about this. You’re, you’re close. So on LinkedIn, you’re looking for jobs. Yeah, well, not necessarily because there’s something that we like to refer to as the LinkedInfluencer. That’s like someone, like, trying to be an influencer on Instagram or Twitter. You’ve got the people trying to be influencers on LinkedIn. Yep, that makes sense. To what? Get hired? Business, man. Business influencers, you know? Okay. But here’s the thing, is on LinkedIn they love a comeback story. Right? You know, you hit the, you go, you hit rock bottom, and you bounce back. The tree fell over, and it bounced back. It came back up. LinkedIn is gonna love that. LinkedIn loves a, uh, a comeback story? Yeah. Well, it’s inspiring. It’s inspirational. LinkedIn is the platform of inspiration. Lincoln, your son could be a LinkedIn influencer. Lincoln to Lincoln. Link. Lincoln on LinkedIn. LinkedIn On LinkedIn. Lincoln. On LinkedIn. Lincoln to LinkedIn. Yep. Yep. That’s good. LinkedIn, Lincoln, you guys should get on LinkedIn. There’s some great stuff on there these days. Really? Yeah. Lot of great advice from people who seemingly don’t have jobs. Yep. Right, right, right. But they got advice. Okay. So we were a little slow to that one. It’s okay. And I think we’re, oh, are we out? We want one more. One more. When Americans punch their wall, when Europeans punch their wall. Oh dang, because we ain’t, we got sheetrock over here, you can go right through over there’s old homes. See we’ve traveled. You hurt yourself. You don’t know what sheetrock is? I was thinking drywall. Drywall is made of sheetrock. Is that the same thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up. You guys. You’re probably trying to do it. You’re probably trying to do it. Hey, I like this one, and I really get it. You’ll catch on one day, Trevor. We needed more sheetrock and drywall memes than they really would have known those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that’s exactly what Americans and Europeans both look like. The Mythical Star sweatshirts are available now in five colorways at mythical.com.