GMM 2759: Trying TikTok Shop Products While We Still Can

Are these TikTok shop products legit? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! You remember QVC, the home shopping network for all the moms in your life? I think it still exists. I need to ask my mom. Uh, well, now there’s a TikTok shop. Yeah, that’s right. And I need to ask my kids about this. It’s got crap for everybody. And most people just call it TikTok shop, not a TikTok shop. Oh, is that what I said? How old are you? Too old, man. Okay, yes, they have stuff for all the uncles in your life, all the third cousins, and probably even some products just right for you. But, are these TikTok Shop products really worth it? Or is it just a bunch of junk that you regret paying for? Well, we did pay for a few TikTok Shop items, and now we’re gonna test them, okay? It’s time for When QVC meets FYP! Buying stuff from TikTok Shop. Okay boys, this is the Magic John screen protector sold on TikTok shop by at Magic John official shop. It includes dust removing tape and a hydrophobic, scratch resistant, fingerprint proof, and air bubble free tempered glass screen cover. And it claims to be more durable than similarly priced protectors at 10. 99, but does it actually offer all the protection that they claim, uh, take a look at, at, at what they’ve done to this thing. Before we look at it, what is Magic John? Is that like Magic Mike, but then he pays you to dance? Oh, I get it. I was gonna make a Magic Johnson joke. Oh, make that. I don’t have it. Does it, does this. Is this Magic Johnson’s father, so it makes Magic Johnson his son? I got it. John’s son? And let’s play the video. Let’s play the video. Oh, we’re not doing sound, so we’re just reading this guy’s lips. He’s making fun of other screen protectors. Are you still wasting your money for this garbage? It does nothing for your phone. Eight dollars. Well, instead, you should try a premium screen from Magic John. I guess that’s Magic John. Okay, oh, baby powder on the phone. All you need to do is put it on top. Pull the dust removing tape. It removes all the dust. Got it. Swipe. And now it’s on there. Oh, and then you run your finger across it. Now you can swipe the edges. And as you can see, no dust. Then you remove that. No air bubbles. That’s beautiful. Privacy. I love privacy. 28 degrees. Hydrophobic, electroplated, oleophobic. Whoa, I can’t wait to try that. Oh, I’m not gonna let you try that. What are you doing, John? And then, I don’t know. Oh, oh, oh, he’s mad. And then he’s mad. That’s his buddy. Okay. He looks like he’s really The face is fake. Yeah, totally fake. He’s acting like he’s trying really hard. Alright, bring in the phone. This is a real phone that we use here at Mythical. Real phone, look at that. Okay? Look at that, it’s actually working. It’s got 22 percent battery life. Oh, this is already over. Put some, put some baby powder on that thing. Now, I’m gonna do a little bit more baby powder. Just a little bit more baby powder. Don’t you think? Just a little bit more than he did? A little bit more, yeah. A little bit more magic, John. Okay. That’s a little bit more. So we did. This stuff used to give you cancer until they changed it. Really? Yeah. Dust removal, automatic adhesion. So I’m gonna put this down. Do you know what you’re doing? No, you saw him do it. Okay, hold on a second. You know what you’re doing? So you need to make sure that the part. This is the top. This is top. You’re right. So we’re gonna put that right on the baby powder. Mm hmm. P-Pull? Pull first! Okay, did that. That didn’t, there’s still a bunch of dust in there. That didn’t work right. Didn’t work right. Okay, right, okay. Peel here, Magic Dan. Can we watch the video again? So he puts it there. Yeah, he pulled first. But it was flat. Mine wasn’t flat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, then you peel. I’m gonna take another one. So I’m taking this. Let’s just act like it didn’t happen. This stuff used to give you cancer. Until they changed it. Okay. To say all the same things you said before. And then I’m gonna, I’m gonna put, see, look, now it’s flat. Are you sure? – Yeah, it wasn’t. – Are you sure? It wasn’t before. I don’t think you need to push down that hard. And then, you take this, oooh yeah. Oh yeah yeah yeah, you did it, you’re doing it, look, it’s coming, there it goes. Well. We put a lot of powder on. And then you take that off. No, you put, no. I forgot that, yep, yep. It’s simple, it’s pull and peel. There’s two instructions. And then, but he did like this with his finger. When can you listen? And then I’m gonna peel this, where it says peel here. But it’s not gonna work because you already pulled it off, right? No, it’ll work. No, it’s not, no, it’s not gonna work. Because you pulled the whole thing off. And there it is. It’s not even on there! And then what, what is this? This is it, right? No. Oh, that’s it. It’s on there. It’s on there. But there’s a lot of baby powder. Privacy? No, it’s not on there. Is it here? This is nothing. Well, the privacy doesn’t work if it’s on here. Let me find out. This is our phone, man. Do I have a dropper? Just splat. What are you doing? That’s not what he did. See, now that’s working. That’s working. Oh, look at all that. Do some sprinkle tinkles. Hand tinkles, like this. Oh, it’s so hydrophobic. Okay. So we know it’s on there. Now knife it. It’s tempered glass, y’all. It ain’t gonna do nothing. Why are you removing it? Because I’m, because I watched the video. Broke it. Ha ha ha! Suckers! Look at that. I mean I think the problem is. You can’t stop me, Magic Johnson! The problem is that this is, uh I mean, it was $11, so it’s worth a shot. You can probably learn from our mistakes. I was really hitting it real hard. Uh, but I was able to do it, and I bet you if we had bent it and made a face like I bet you if we would’ve known what we were doing, it would’ve been better. So I’m not gonna hold it against the product. Um, okay, so we learned a couple of things. The main thing is that Link has a listening problem. There were no, there was no sound! It was just pull and peel! But it was no sound. How could it be a listening problem? Yeah, okay. It was a comprehension problem. All right, thank you for. There you go. Thank you for narrowing it down. Okay, so this. Tick rocks, man. No, this $11 screen is a tick flop. Up next, we have a Susti’s Rotary Grater, sold by @RealMsTiff. It’s equipped with a suction cup base, five different blades, and claims to chop ingredients up to 12 times faster than other vegetable graters, all for $32.99 But is that real? Can we see it? Okay, so. Sold by who? @realmisstiff. If I do that, it suctions to the table. Is it just a bunch of people who are then, like, reselling this stuff? Dropshipping? Is that what’s really happening? No, they’re selling it for a commission. They’re not dropshipping. They don’t house these things. It’s like an affiliate kind of thing. Uh, okay, so I’m gonna get this on here. Well, I got a big thing of salami. I got a. Pop it in here. I got a carrot. Oh, hoho. And then you can do this if you want to make sure that you don’t die. Yeah. Hold it the other way. Well, do what you were doing. Let me die. You want to grate some bologna? Yeah, man. I actually wanna grate this knife, let’s just. Okay, please put why does he have the knife? Yeah, you can do it. I trust you. I trust you. If you need to stand up, it’s okay. Maybe that way. We know about cheese. Oh, and now, look, now meat’s coming out. I’m hitting it, I’m hitting the cheese every time. So, I mean, this is kind of like somebody who has a grater, has some knives, but just wants more plastic waste. Yeah, I don’t know what’s special about this. Uh, well, 300,000 units have been sold. It is kind of doing the job. And it’s cheap. It’s $30. I gotta, we gotta get that piece of that big piece of meat in here though. We gotta do this right? Is meat gradable? You see meat coming in? Oh yeah. It’s starting to come out. Starting to come out and look. I’m gonna switch your arms. Dump that. All right. We’re done. So what we’ve done is we’ve created a carrot, cheese, meat grass. Get a mouth full of that. That look pretty good. It is pretty good. Huh? I might start doing this for lunch. Meat, carrot, cheese, grass. Okay, well. It’s a workout. How do we feel about this? How much did it cost? The fact that. $33? It’s very, um, sturdy. For what it is. I mean, I can’t get it off of there. I’m liking it. I’m gonna say, are you gonna say Tick Tock Rocks? This time, I’m just gonna say Tick Rocks. I’m gonna say Tick Tock Rocks. Tick rocks! Tick rocks! We have an all new mug, the Rhett and Link Heads mug. It’s me on one side, Link on the other, and the only way to get this is to be a third degree member of the Mythical Society. You can become a third degree quarterly or annual member by March 31st to get this thing. Do that at mythicalsociety.com. Mmm. Next we have a Fit King cordless hand massager sold by @ Sandra Ivy Ray. It’s three different intensities, three different modes, and two heat settings all for $64.99 I’ve almost bought this. Why? I’ve been so tempted because I’ve seen people sticking their hands in this thing and having what I would call orgasmic reactions. Oh, people? People, broadly? Yeah. Oh, okay. I turned it up all the way. Do you want to turn the heat on? We don’t discriminate, I guess. I think you put your hand in first. Right? Yeah, it doesn’t matter. Probably doesn’t matter. Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, you’re gonna like this. You love massage. So first of all, cover your hand in meat, as I did in the last round. Now I got my hand in here. I mean, you can hold it anywhere. You can still gesture with it. Give me the heat. The intensity is on. Now, guys, it says ideal for easing the discomfort from prolonged hand use such as typing, driving, or manual work. So which one? I type and drive. Oh. I mean, I drive, but it’s usually hands free, you know what I’m saying? Oh, it’s, oh, it’s smushing my hand now. Now, this thing, uh. I don’t understand. The potential is, is, um, you know, unlimited here. Is pink intense or not intense? Pink is intense. So I got pink across. So you can get a foot in here, I bet. Oh. Oh! It’s gonna break! What else can you get in this thing? There we go. There we go. Now let’s see how much that sausage enjoys it. It feels really good. It’s kinda pricey. $65 to — Well, it’s already been bought. It’s like a firm handshake, really. Okay. Nope, pulled it right out. Now, how’s it feel in there now? Can you feel the meat? It feels like there’s been some cold meat in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll take that one, you take this one. Okay, deal. I think this is really great. He likes it, I’m gonna go along with it. I think it’s great. Tick rocks! Next, we have the DKLGG Cat Wheel Exerciser, sold by At Toe Beans. It has a double noise reduction design and a detachable running mat for easy cleaning, all for $56.63. It goes either way. 56. 63? That’s so specific. Now they asked me to bring in my cat, Sokka, and I was like he will get lost in here and we will never find him. Yep. Find a better cat. So we did. This is Xenon. Hello, Xenon! Now what, Xenon is an adventurous cat, Adelaide? Yeah, she’s a, she’s a little adventurous cat. Little T Rex. Okay, let’s, let’s get her in here and see. So, I mean, let’s Hey, Xenon. Should I be, oh, yeah, yeah. They have to figure this out on their own. Well, because it’s carpet she might want to do that, like, claw on the carpet thing that, uh, my cat does to all of our furniture, which we love. Ooh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So, so once you get the cat in position, we’re gonna spin it like the big wheel on Price is Right. How’s that? It’s okay. Well, I was handed a tube of Tuna with salmon puree. And I thought they were giving it to me. Is there a training regimen that comes with this thing? Like a booklet? I think in this situation, you gotta use some food. Get a little bit. It’s so good. Get it out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then take it away. Take it up the wheel. Take it up the wheel. You don’t know how to work with cats. Let me do it. My hand smells like ham. You go in. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, run, run for your life. This is working so much better. My hand has ham on it. There we go. You’re doing it, girl. Good girl. Now do it on your own. You need to power this. Oh, she’s getting used to it. You’re doing so good. This is your moment. You know, I actually think a little dog could fit in here. I brought my little dog today. Well, let’s get rid of Xenon first. Thank you. This is great work. Okay, first thing I’m gonna do is I’m gonna give you a treat. In the thing, though. He knows I got him now. Now put the treat, put the treat in the thing. There’s a treat right there. Go, go, go. Run, run, run. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Do it. Don’t go that way. Okay, you get that one, and then you get this one. You get this one. Come on. Sean, Sean, right here. I’m gonna do the pushing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. Keep walking, buddy. Keep walking. Keep, oh, you got it. Shaky legs. You did so good. You did so good. Yeah, better than my cat would have, I swear. Uh, I don’t know about this, because there’s, like, there’s a learning curve, you know, Yeah. And he hadn’t learned it. He hadn’t learned it yet. Have you learned anything, buddy? I don’t. I don’t know if he can learn. I don’t know if you can learn. So we’re saying Tik Flops. Finally, we have Y X Tex Flying Orb Ball Toy sold by @ GFZM26912881. What was that again? It claims — GFZM26912881. Great. It claims to be a hand controlled toy that can perform a variety of flight lines and even a boomerang effect depending on the throwing angle and speed. All for $8.99. So $9, it’s got a fan inside of it. Turn it on like this. Oh! And then you can just. I’ll just use yours for now. Whoa! Toss it down. Oh! Ha! It feels like magic! And then you can go faster like this. Toss it. Oh! See? Did I break it? No, Link, like, fast, flick fast like this, like, there you go. See what I mean? That was, that was excellent. Hey, if, hey listen, if we’re gonna sell this thing at the mall at the kiosk, you’ve gotta get more impressive than this. It came back to me! See that? No! You gotta throw it to it! It goes in the direction of the, the, the, of that thing. So that’s always gotta be pointed in the direction you want it to go. Uh, Uh, keep going. Oh! Do a floaty. Do a floaty to me like that. Just a nice floaty. Now bring it. Now bring it. Bring the other one. Get the other one. I got an idea. Ahhhhh! Ah! Wow! I mean. And then look. Like this. Like this. That’s my life. Oh, I turned it off as I did that. It makes you feel like you’ve got some sort of magic. Well, I think this thing is pretty cool. I mean, I can send it right at that camera. Wasn’t that cool? Was that a cool effect? Alright, this is fun. And you said it’s what, $11? 8.99. Even less than that. That is a steal. They’re playing with it back there. Stevie? Stevie? Let’s go. Well, nope. Over there. All right, so let’s give our verdict. Obviously, we love this thing. Yeah, yeah, we’re gonna get so good at this this afternoon, and you’ll see us at the Glendale Galleria. Yeah. We are saying Tik Rocks! All right, we had some rocks, we had some flops. I think TikTok shop is a little bit hit or miss. We will be paying for cat therapy after this. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. My name is Chrysia, and this is Dante, and we’re from California, and it is time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Dante would not fit in that wheel. No, he wouldn’t. Click the top link to watch us listen to, but not judge, Crew Confessions in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. Join Mythical Society 3rd Degree quarterly or annual by March 31st to get the Rhett and Link Heads Mug.

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