Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, we, we tell, um, everybody who works here at Mythical that we have an open door policy if there’s anything you want to talk to us about. Right. Uh, you can. And, um, we’re actually bringing it here to, uh, Good Mythical More today, so any uh, confessions that our crew wants to make, we’re just gonna listen. And, thank them. And that’s it. But it’s just between us and the crew, we’re not sharing it with anybody. No, no, no, no. But first, uh, we’re gonna play the ABCDEFG game with things sports commentators should yell when a home run is hit. Actually, out of the park! Bam! Can you believe the length of the ball travel? Did that just happen? Eeee! Oh, that’s all it was. Far out. Of the park! Uh, great hit. Home run! Icky. I’m done. I’m done. I haven’t watched enough. Icky. I haven’t watched enough baseball. That’s the announcer that doesn’t like home runs. Icky. He hit it too hard. Icky. Grody. Okay, so um. Let’s bring in the first crew member. We’re ready. Listen, but don’t judge. Crew confessions. Listen, don’t judge. Don’t judge to their face. Don’t judge. Don’t judge to their face. Until I was 16, I would only drink milk out of a sippy cup. Thank you for sharing your, thank you for sharing your heart with us. Yep, yep, yep. Thank you for sharing. No judgment. No judgment. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Out of a sippy cup, huh? Like a, I don’t know. 16. Can we ask? I feel like we can ask questions. It would’ve been like I didn’t, I like, yeah. I feel like I could ask questions. But I don’t think I wanted to. Oh yeah. Okay. Um, yeah. Next. Like the braces? Okay, so you guys, at the beginning, you’re supposed to say, we listen and we don’t judge. Oh. And then when I finish, you again say we listen and we don’t judge. Why is that? It’s just the trend. We listen and we don’t judge. Yeah. Oh, we listen and we don’t judge it. So together say it. We listen and we don’t judge. Okay. Katrina. Thank you. When I’m driving my car and I’m at a red light. If there is no other cars around, I will drive through the red light 1,000 percent of the time. Say it again. We listen, but we don’t. No, no, I do have a question. We listen, but we don’t judge. We listen. But we have questions. No, we listen, we listen, but we don’t judge. But we have some follow up questions. Is this only at night? No. Is this an intersection of any size? Yeah. Um. If I have clear visibility, obviously I’m not gonna like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You treat it like a four way stop in those instances. It does annoy me. I mean, but this is usually like, if it’s really late at night, so there’s nobody around. I hate even more, like if you’re. That’s what started it. There’s nobody else on the road. That’s what it started it. That’s what started it. Yeah. ’cause my neighborhood light at night never changes. It will not go green. Right. I swear. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. But now I’m just like, well. I, I’m not judging that. Okay. I also grew in Arkansas. And I’m also not judging the other part, which, uh. I just care for your safety a little. At first, I thought you were gonna say you pull out your phone and text. And I was gonna be okay with that. Really? Well, because you’re at the stoplight. However, a friend of mine was at a stoplight, fully stopped, waiting, checked the phone for a moment. Put the phone back down, got pulled over and got a ticket. That’s funny. They will get you. You haven’t gotten a run the red light ticket. I’ve never gotten any tickets. I’ve never been pulled over. I speed constantly. We’ll be sending this to the authorities. We listen and we don’t judge. We listen and we don’t judge. I am curious, what’s the fine for running a red light? I don’t know. Does anyone know? Never looked it up. Yeah, you should look that up. Let’s look that up. State of California. Running a red light. What’s the fine? Base fine, $35 to $100. That’s nothing! $35? $35. $35. That’s nothing. We pay more for that cat wheel than that. Parking tickets are at least $65. Yeah, parking tickets are expensive. I guess keep it up then. $35 if you turn right at a stop sign when it’s prohibited. $100 if you run a flashing or solid red light. $100 seems low. That seems low. That’s nothing. So you’ve been given the green light to continue running the red lights. Thank you Katrina. And we do not judge. But we don’t judge. Alright. Taylor. Taylor? We listen, but we don’t judge. Uh, so you guys are familiar with a video called Two Guys, 600 Pillows, correct? Yeah, oh yeah. So am I. Um, I have been a big fan of the show since that video came out. Me too. And I, uh, knew one day I was gonna work here, I was determined. What? So I didn’t buy a single piece of merch because I didn’t want you to have my name in your system in case I applied for a job and you were like, oh, nope, creep. Can’t hire him. Oh, wow. Thanks for giving us a good idea, though. Thanks for giving us a good idea. Screen those merch. Screen, screen those. No. You’re a big fan. Don’t do that. You never, never bought anything. You never, never helped us out. Now I don’t really need to. Um, ’cause. I think you need to make up some ground, yeah, I think we need to start charging you for that back, for that merch. Just so you know. Yeah. We do not look and see if you’ve bought merch to decide whether or not we’re gonna hire you. In fact, if we do, we it might help you. Okay. Especially if it’s a lot of me merch. If you, if you want to increase your chances of working at Mythical, please buy a lot of merch at mythical.com. I mean, you gotta have at least one piece, right? Yeah. Well, yeah, now I do, but I really was like. You were strategic about it. Yeah, for like, what, a decade? I was like, you can’t have my email address, you can’t have my, I told my mom not to get me anything for Christmas because her last name. I was like, I was very serious. And it’s not like we ever said that this was a policy. This is all in your head. But, we listen, but we don’t judge. Hitch. We listen, but we don’t judge. Didn’t you get him this job here? No, he got me this job. Oh, okay. Taylor was first. Yeah, it worked in my favor too, so thanks for not buying merch. Wow, did you buy any merch? I can’t remember. Maybe he told me not to. Did you buy any merch? Because I can’t put in a good word for you. So, I’ve watched Grey’s Anatomy five times through. The whole thing. All 21 seasons. Oh, wow. It’s 300 hours of content. I’ve watched it all and I pay attention to it. Is it 300 of, you’ve, you’ve logged 300 hours or there’s 300 hours every time you do it? Every time. And every time you pay attention to it? Yes. I’m currently watching it, um, on season 12. It’s not background for you. This is like. I pay attention. Wow. And, but you watch a lot of other things. Kind of. No, you only watch. That’s the main thing I watch. How many times do you think you’ve been through it? What do you mean? Five. Oh, you said five. Yeah. Which is a lot. Fifteen hundred hours. That is a lot. What’s the explanation? No judgment. Just need an explanation. I guess watching other people’s trauma makes me feel better. When you already know what’s gonna happen? Don’t stop now, because if you get to 10,000 hours, you’ll be an expert. Exactly. Malcolm Gladwell said so. That’s right. Yeah. It’s fine. You can be an outlier for Grey’s Anatomy. It’s still going on, right? Yeah. Oh. Season 21. Okay. Say it again? We listen, but we don’t judge. Verbally, we don’t judge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just with our faces. Right. Mikayla? Hey. We listen, but we don’t judge. Listen and we don’t judge. Oh, oh. That’s two things. Oh, I’ve been screwing that up. And we don’t judge. And we don’t judge. So please don’t judge me for this. Um, I act like I am on the rehearsal, the Nathan Fielder show, and I script out all of my conversations before I have them. We listen, and we don’t judge. Now you say all your conversations. We need to understand before we, before we say that. I um, I mean I relate to this. Back when uh, I had, you know, back in 6th grade when I called my first girlfriend. You are the last person to relate to this. You ain’t never scripted anything. Not even a script. As I was saying, when I was in 6th grade. I scripted out what I was gonna say. To whom? To Leslie, my girlfriend, on the phone. Cause I didn’t know how to talk to a girl on the phone. Yeah, how did that go? I mean, I believe that was your advice. It was. Just write down some stuff to talk about. I wrote down like three things to talk about. I said an outline. After like 15 seconds of going through those things, it was, it was, it was dead silence and she dumped me. Eventually. Oh. Eventually, not on the phone at that point in time. I haven’t planned out what I’m gonna say since and that’s the reason why. That makes sense. Oh, okay, well now we understand. So it, like, traumatized you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but how do you script the other half of the conversation? The, I plan for everything. Nathan Fielder planned for everything, I plan for everything as well. Like, you could, like, jump up and do like, bloop bloop bloop, and I’m prepared for that. Oh. Alright. I’m not saying do that, but I am prepared. I’m prepared for anything. I’m not gonna do that. But she has done that a lot. In conversation I noticed with Michaela, she’s like, no, what you’re supposed to say is. Yeah, right, right, right. And then, right. She gets you back on track. I do. Gets you back on script. And you know what? We listen. And we don’t judge. But we and we. But we and we don’t judge. I was prepared for that, too, but I’m just gonna do it. Wow, I kinda feel bad for her. We listen, and we don’t judge. Come closer. Come closer. I’m not embarrassed about this one. This one was really normal. Um, I will cancel plans or leave places early to hang out with my cat. Okay. We listen, and we don’t judge. But? Is it because the thing that you’re doing is just like boring or is it that is hanging out with your cat just that much better? Yeah, it’s it’s that one. I mean, I can’t compare anything else to hanging out with my cat. What does the cat do? Um, she likes to run up and down my hallway and we cuddle and she sits in my lap. And, um, I give her asthma medication twice a day. Because she needs it. She needs it, yeah. Not for fun. It’s not like a Stockholm syndrome or something. What’s her name? Uh, Princess Buttercup, PB for short. PB? Okay. Yeah. How old is she? Three. Oh, young, young. This is gonna be going on for quite a while. Yeah. Mm hmm, mm hmm. Mm hmm. If I’m not at the party, you know where I am. I understand this. I mean, there’s, I definitely find myself thinking about the dogs. Well, you also have a cat. Like I said. And I’m like. I’ll think about them and I’ll want to be with them. Yeah, I feel like if that. But I don’t really leave parties to do that. If it crosses your mind more than twice, I feel like that’s a good excuse to leave. Go where your heart is. Yeah. Alright, we listen. And we don’t judge. And Madison. Hello. Madison. Hi. We listen. And we don’t judge. Amazing. Um, so right now, on my cellular device, I have, uh, nine hundred and 60 unread messages. What?! Stevie, you know they’re not from you. I text you back, so you know it’s not you. Yeah, right, right. These are, these are texts? Yeah, these are texts, uh, from friends, family, loved ones. That I just, uh, cannot do. How many do you have? But your job is communication, is that why? You think? No. It’s like, once you check out, you don’t want to do your job, like, talk to people. Oh, see, I thought it was the mental illness, but you know what? I think you’re right. I can’t even see. I think you’re absolutely right. Is that a setting? Because you’re on Do Not Disturb. Oh. Sweep that off. I don’t have any unread. 214. 214! You’re mentally ill too! There you go! Okay. What, what, I, I didn’t say the thing that I wouldn’t judge, so I can say whatever I want. I don’t understand. So you’re just like, okay with missing out on information that exists? Well, it’s not that it’s information. I would say every single one of these 214 texts is from a group thread where I like, see the text pop up in my notifications and I’m like, Okay, yeah, they’re having a conversation right now. And then I just don’t get fully caught up with it. I will say mine’s less that, mine is more direct questions to me that I just emotionally don’t, I’m like, Oh, I’ll reply later. And I really thought when they came out with the like iOS update where you could like schedule send text, I thought that was going to be a game changer. Cause like at 2am when I’m like, I really should text them back, they’re not going to know. And it just, I don’t want to do that either. So I just. In your defense, and in my defense. Thank you. So, when someone likes or reacts to a message, that counts as a new number. Oh, does it? Yeah, and I’m on a lot of group messages with my wife. And my wife will do a reaction to every single text on a thread. And so I would say, 150 of these are Jesse liking, or putting exclamation points, or thumbsing up, like, a bunch of different messages. And I’m like, baby, I know you like it, I don’t need to look at all of it. Um, well, here’s also the problem, is about like six months ago, I had a friend who sat down and went through all of them. So this is in the last six months that I’ve gotten back to this bad of a level. It feels like hoarding. Like, I feel like I’m a text message hoarder. It just means that you’re popular. Yeah. There’s a lot of people out there who don’t even have 900 texts over the past six months. He’s only got 12. Well, no, I have. He only has 12 texts. I have 12 unread, and that’s just because I didn’t before we started filming. But what I do is, the only reason I have. You have 132 missed calls. That’s insane. You just don’t call people back? Oh, no, no, no. Well, that’s voicemails. You have that many voicemails? Where people feel strongly enough to leave a message? I have 18, I only have 18 voicemails that I haven’t listened to. I have 132? 117 voicemails. Now don’t open that. But, I’m like you, I do not, you okay? I’m looking, 68. Okay, so you’re not, we’re, we’re pretty similar in that I don’t like to respond to texts. I don’t, I don’t like to formulate typed responses. It’s very, I don’t know, it’s difficult for me. Mmm-hmm. I only have two unread emails in my business email. I’m in the middle of talking about myself. And that, I’m an inbox zero. Okay, fine. So, I was listening, I was listening. I’m sorry, I’m back, I’m back. You made a point. I was, I was trying to, uh, make you feel better. We’re connecting. Thank you so much. No, no, no, I don’t feel any judgment. You’re so kind. Mine are unread. Mine are read, but I do not reply to them, because I can’t stand that. Yeah. And you can see, you can see the text right here, like, that’s a read text, right? Yeah. What I’ll do is I’ll go through, and then I will just, I’ll act as if I read them. Oh, okay. So, so that that number goes down. So you do the same as me, I just, I just don’t read it. Okay. And, um. I feel seen. Wow. And you know they have a new thing now. If you have the new, at least on iPhone, they have, um, an AI summary if you opt into this. Okay, I saw this. And this is good. This is good. It was freaky. I did not like it. So like, if you’re in a group chat with a bunch of people, and then just in the alert, before you open anything, it will give like a two line summary. Yeah. Of um, you know, your friends are arguing amongst themselves. No need to participate. Yeah, right, uh huh. Yeah, it’s kind of that type of thing. Yeah. Very handy. Yeah, so. And then I just click on it. It shows that it’s red and then I move on. Okay. I just need to keep my light moving. So this is just our way of saying, we listen. We listen, and we don’t judge. And we don’t judge because we do the same thing that you do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Alright. But it doesn’t really go with her profession, which is interesting. She reads all the important messages. I read all these for Stevie. All the important messages. And Brian. Join Mythical Society 3rd Degree quarterly or annual by March 31st to get the Rhett and Link heads mug.