This is Dispatches from Myrtle Beach with Charles Neal and my son, Link, from Good Mythical Morning. How you doing, Link? Oh, I’m doing pretty good, pretty good. You staying warm down there at the beach? Well, we, I tell you what, uh, it’s been a cold winter. You got your fleece on. Y’all don’t know what to do. You still wear flip flops down there? Uh, not this time of year. Mm hmm. No. Not when it’s in the 40s. I was thinking about that coat you got on. I might want to switch with you tonight. Let me put it on. This is a good one. You going out tonight? Well, it’s getting pretty close to, uh, Valentine’s, so I don’t, I don’t know if we going out. You’re savin’ up. When we going out or not, but we’ll, we’ll do something. Ah, Valentine’s day. Most of the time, Nancy just likes me to cook us a good steak here and we just have a nice romantic time at home. But we might go out, can’t never tell. See, we don’t, so we got to go, we got to have like a hotel room to have like a real romantic getaway. We got to get away from the house, you know what I’m saying? Oh yeah. We still got– See, I ain’t got, we don’t. Too many animals and kids runnin’ around our house. Yeah, I can understand that. Gypsy don’t bother us. I gotta get on that. I think that’s our main thing is that like, can we have a, can we have a night away or something? That’s going to be our valentines, I believe. Someplace within driving distance where we can just, um, just give each other some attention, not have any distractions. That’s a, that’s a good thing to do. That’s, that’s what I’ve roughly got sketched out. And yes, there will be a card. Maybe there’ll be some flowers, I don’t know. Flowers, it, it all depends. Maybe there’s a plant that’s given. I don’t know. I clearly need to put a little bit more thought into this, but I got a little bit of time. Yeah, me and you, but, I mean, I’m like you. They, they will, and I, Nancy and I do this little thing. We usually buy each other at least two cards, and I give her one early in the day, and then I give her one at night. And so, uh. A morning card and a night card, and are you writing the same thing in both and hoping she’s forgotten? Oh no, I don’t, no, I don’t write the same thing in both of them. Okay, you can write. I remember you telling me about this, some multiple cards. Yeah. Hmm. If I can do one card, I’m doing good, but I don’t know, maybe I need to think about the multiple cards. Well, if you go buy them, when you go to get them, it’s pretty easy to just pick two up. Okay. All right. I’ll think about that. Well, I, I hope y’all. When I was your age, I was about the same way about having a romantic valentine, so uh, and I, and I still like a romantic valentine, so we’ll see how, but we don’t have to go as far as, and don’t, and I understand getting, getting away from children and dogs and pets and just, letting her, where she’s the center of attention and you are too. That’s right. So, y’all have a good time. I’ll let you know how it goes, but, uh, in vague terms. Oh, yeah, I don’t need to know too much. Alright, yeah. Just, just, that y’all had a nice evening. That’s all I need to know, yeah. Alright, fine. Well, Link, we got a, uh, I guess it’s uh, email or something, uh, from Wayne, it says, Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Wendy? Wendy’s Link. Yeah, that’s what it said. Do you like Wendy’s, Link? I don’t know of this. What’s Wendy’s Link? Because you are going to love these nuts hit you, your chin. What, Dad? You’re messing with me and I don’t even get it. Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Because you’ll like it when these nuts hit your chin? What? I didn’t get it either. Logan, you’re gonna have to help us out. Wendy’s? Is he saying it right? Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Oh. Comma Link. Comma Link. He’s talking to me. Yes. Oh. Yeah, Dad. That’s what you’re supposed to, Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Not Wendy’s Link. I’m Link. That would be correct. Okay, so try it again. I understand now. I understand my role in this joke email from Wayne now. Try it again. Do you like Wendy’s, Link? Oh, you’re asking me a question about Wendy’s and if I like it. Yeah, I like Wendy’s alright. Why? Because you’re going to love these nuts hit your chin. You left Wendy’s out, right? Both, that’s what messed you up. Do you like Wendy’s, Dad? Do you like Wendy’s, Dad? Yeah. Good, cause you gonna love Wendy’s nuts hits your chin. What? See? Yep. Wendy’s nuts. But it says Wendy’s nuts. Yeah, Wendy’s nuts. Oh, Wendy’s. Oh. Get it? Good, cause you’re gonna love it when when deez nuts hit your chin. Wendy’s. Wendy’s. Wendy’s nuts. Wendy’s. Wendy’s. Okay, I, uh, okay, Wayne. I got it. I got it. It kind of went over my head, but. So do you get all of it though? I mean, what, what happens when nuts hit your chin? That’s what I ain’t liking about that. Uh, square, I like the square burgers though. But I don’t like it when the nuts hit my chin at Wendy’s. Me neither. I don’t really get to hankering for that. You know what I’m saying? No, nothing. Maybe a frosty. Maybe some fries dipped in my frosty. You’re gonna love it. Wendy’s fries dip in your frosty. But that’s, I don’t even, I don’t even, I’ve never ordered nuts from Wendy’s. I’ll say, I’ll put it to you that way. I didn’t know they sold nuts. I don’t think they do. Yeah. Well, let’s just move on from Wayne and Wendy’s. Link. Yeah. You’re gonna love it when these, when we move on. Okay, whatever. Well, we got, we got a little thing we’re gonna do, a little Don’t Tell Nana thing. Uh oh. What has happened? It’s time for another edition of Don’t Tell Nana. I got one from Emily, and it says, have you, and this is a question for you too, have you ever been stuck in an elevator? Oh, that’s a good question. Have you ever been stuck in an elevator? And something tells me based on your preamble that you might have a story to tell me. Oh, I’ve been stuck in an elevator. But we don’t want to tell Nana? Uh, well. I’ve been in a lot of elevators, and let me tell you. I think. About getting stuck, but I have not ever gotten stuck in one. Well, Link, I got stuck in one when we went, I had a guy coming to help me put one of these door locks on that you do with the buttons and the open and close and stuff. And I didn’t quite get the hang of it. So he come to help me. And when we got through, we got back in the elevator and it went back down about a floor and a half and it stopped. And. Could you put the lock on the elevator door? Oh, no. This wasn’t your fault? No, this wasn’t my fault. And this had happened, this elevator had, it’s a new building, and the elevator had screwed up several times, and we didn’t know that. Oh, snap. So, but Link, you know, it got a little Is it what? I’m sorry, go ahead. You know these, all these places when you get on the elevator, they got a little thing in there that’s got a phone where you can call and say, the elevator stuck, get me out. Yeah. Send help. Yeah. So we pulled the phone out, I called, hit the number that it said to call, and these people answered the thing and said, Where you at? And I told them what, where we were at. They couldn’t even tell that. And then they said, we’ll have somebody over there at seven o’clock in the morning. Well, this was about seven o’clock that night, I said, oh no, you uh, he said, we can’t get nobody there then. And me and that man was looking at one another. I called Nancy. Oh, yeah. I had already called her. She come over there and she was trying to, she went up and tried to mash the button, press the button, whatever, see if she could make the hell of a good up and down. She couldn’t do that. My, I got a smart wife like you do, like we’ve talked about, and you just kind of do what they say. Yeah. My wife just called 911 and called the fire department, and it went on for a little while. They see it. And we didn’t, like I said, we didn’t know this, and when the guy come, got aside the elevator, went up above us and got in one of them little holes and opened the doors and come down and hit some kind of, cause we could hear him up above us. And let us on down and in between he had he had a button that the elevator descended would. Yeah, we’re just hydraulically going down to the next floor. And, uh, but while we were waiting on that, the guy was with the locksmith said, you know, a pizza sure would be good. And I said. How in the hell are we going to get a pizza in there, if we call and order a pizza? I said it could be waiting for us when we get out, but So how long were you in there? About an hour and 45 minutes. Jeez. Did anybody have to like, go to the bathroom in the corner? No, we held it. I mean, if you had to go, we would just and would the doors open at all and show that you were in between floors? No. So, the fireman came in through the top and had done something to where it descended. He opened the doors in the floor above us. They pryed those open and come down the thing and got on top of the elevator and let us on down. But, the, the biggest story to remember out of this is that when I got out of the elevator, that fireman was standing there talking to us and he said, let me tell y’all something. I don’t care what elevator you’re in, whether it’s in here or if it’s in New York City or wherever it’s at, don’t even worry about that telephone over there. He said, you get stuck in the elevator, you do just what your wife did. You call 911 and have the fire department come. Really? He said, cause these people that run these elevators don’t know. They’ll leave you there, like they were gonna leave you for a whole night. That’s crazy. So, all you Myrtle Beasts out there, if you get stuck in the elevator somewhere, don’t worry about that phone in it. Call 9 1 1. Cause they literally hung up and said, well this is the best we can do. Oh yeah. And that was it. That was it. And we tried to call back, and they wouldn’t answer the phone. That’s crazy, dude. So, I’ve been stuck in the elevator and it ain’t a bit of fun. So when I get in one now and it’s, hey, and I have been back to this building, I don’t get in the elevator there. So did you in this locksmith, did y’all become lifelong friends or did you, did you contemplate having to, having to eat each other? No, we didn’t never, no, we, I needed, my wife had called the fire department, we weren’t gonna have to worry about that, we was getting out of that elevator. Did you sit down on the floor of the elevator or did you stand the whole time? I’m, uh, he had a bucket he was sitting on, I think I just sat out on the edge of the floor. Oh. Hmm. He had a bucket. Yeah. He had his tools and stuff in it. Well, that was good. You, you know, always have a bucket on an elevator because you, you might need to use that as your latrine. Yeah. Hey, that’d have been a good idea. We could have cleaned this stuff out and done that if we didn’t need it to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, just, if you get stuck in the elevator, just call 9 1 1. Did you think about crawling through the top yourself? You’re a handyman. They won’t know what, hey, we didn’t never see the man. They won’t like you see in these movies and stuff. They want nothing in a hole in the top to get out. Oh, okay. It was closed in. They won’t, they won’t none of that, I think. And they may be elevators like that, but this one didn’t have that hole in it. Cause we never saw that guy. He, he went back up and come back down the other way. A different way. Huh. Well, I feel like now I’m ready to, I’m ready. I’m ready to get stuck in an elevator. Well, I hope you don’t ever get stuck in one. Especially without a bucket. Yeah, with that too. Cause I need to have something to sit on. Yeah, or do like you said, if you’re gonna be there a while, to pee in. I hope he got his pizza. Yeah, well, I paid the man when I got out of the elevator and he went on his way and I went on mine. He didn’t charge me nothing extra for getting stuck in the elevator. That wasn’t your fault. No. Okay, well, I won’t tell Nana. Alright, let’s talk about dinner. You know the struggle. Long day, you’re tired, and the last thing you want to do is figure out was for dinner. That’s where HelloFresh saves the day. 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Well, Link, we got one more Don’t Tell Nana story. Oh, two for one this episode? Yeah, and it’s from Carson, and he wanted to know, have you ever stayed up for 24 hours straight? Okay, all right. You ever stayed up longer than that? Maybe once. I think like I just I try to avoid that at all costs I went snowboarding one time and then I we drove back and I had to go right to class and it was, um, like an 8:05 class and I remember I was taking notes and I fell asleep and I looked back at my notes and there was literally. A line across the page where I’ve fallen asleep. It was like something out of a cartoon. That was the next day, so I’d stayed up all night. But I never pull all nighters. Never did that in college, except for that one time. Now what about you? When I was your age, and I weren’t going to college, and before I ever married your mother, me and Rudy Matthews used to go back and forth to Raleigh to the clubs up there. Okay. And me and him both worked, and I worked at Champion Mobile Homes, and he worked at the Chevrolet place. And we, I would, we’d get off of work, take a shower, get in the car, drive to Raleigh, We didn’t get back home, we’d just get back and wherever we ended up that night, I ain’t going there. But, uh, and, then, But you did go there. Yeah, we did go there. Okay. And then we’d, we’d get in the car and drive back and go home and change back clothes and I’d go to work where I was working and he’d go to work and we’d do it again the next night. What? So you’d stay up for like 46, 48 hours? And most of the time after we went to the club that night, ever who we went and stayed with, we, we did get to lay down and sleep for two or three hours. Okay. But the second time I had ever done it when, when I was in the National Guard and we were on maneuvers in Fort Stewart, Georgia. No, I think we went, this one was when we were in Fort Bragg and it was cold. I mean it was cold like it is right now. But I had to follow around and pick all the broke down tanks up and pick people up and carry them back to where they had to get back on the M 88 and I stayed up for 36 hours one time doing that. Never went to sleep. And were you like nodding off and stuff? Well, I mean, it was so darn cold, it, and I mean, if you’re driving a 88, 000 piece of machine, uh, 88. thousand ton piece of machinery. It ain’t good to fall asleep. Yeah. So, I mean. Yeah, you’d be like running through walls. You wouldn’t even feel it. Oh, and they, hey, and it would just run through or run over somebody and hurt them or something. So, I, I have several times in my life, Carson, stayed up more, way more than Hey, 24 hours ain’t nothing. You got to do it for about 36 to about 40. In order to what? Be able to brag about it? In order to say that you’ve stayed up longer than 24 hours. Yeah, that is not in me. I like a nap too much. Hmm, I don’t know if I’m up for that challenge. Well, you’re probably a little too old now, and I, and I’m way too old, I’m like you, I got, some days I just quit and come in here and get in the recliner and tape me in there. Oh yeah, just close your eyes a little bit, just rest your eyes. You know, I remember when I was a kid, I’m just resting my eyes. Now, I know what that means now. Sometimes your eyes are just done. I’m just resting my eyes. Yeah. I’m just resting them. Yeah. Yeah. I saw, uh, me and Nancy be watching TV sometimes. She’ll nod off and be asleep, and I said, do you remember what just happened on the TV? Oh, no. I was resting my eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s the right. Of every person who’s reached a certain age, and I’ve, I’ve reached it now. It’s the eye resting, the eye resting age. Where we can rest our eyes. Yes, we can. With no apology. As long as we’re not driving, especially heavy equipment. I won’t tell Nana. Don’t tell Nana. Yeah. Well, Link, it, it looks, it looks like some of our Myrtle Beasts has done it again. They sent me some more words to pronounce. Oh, yes. Can I pronounce these words? Let’s see if I falla fail. All right, what we got? Hit the first one. Beethoven. Oh, you got it. Now, who is that? Do you know anything about him? He was the man that wrote all that music and played the piano. Yep, you figured it out. Now, what were they hoping you would say, I guess? Beethoven. Yeah, because it has the word beat at the beginning. I love a good beat. I know you like a good beat, but you didn’t fall for it. All right, what about this next one? This one’s, uh, this one’s been around the block a few times. How would you say? Pokemon. Oh, look at that. Two for two. Pokemon. It’s got that thing over the E, so maybe it’s Poke Pokemon? Pokemon, but it’s Pokemon. That’s that little game, ain’t it, with the man that It’s cards with, uh, evolving animals. Oh, okay. I just knew the word, didn’t know what it was. Okay. So you got two for two so far. What about this next one? Billy English. Nope. More famous than that. Billy Billy’s right. It’s a singer. Yeah, I know. I thought that’s what, uh, There’s, I will say there’s no Billie Eilish. That’s it? You could have gotten that one right if you would have just sounded it out more, Dad. Oh, okay. Alright, now this one, this one is, um, this one’s an organization. It’s a soccer thing. Oh, look at, then how do you say it? Fever. Fever. I got the fever? Yeah. FIFA. FIFA. You were pretty close on that. FIFA. I mean, are you, do you call it football? Are you that in the know? No, I call it soccer. Do you watch it? No. How did you know that was FIFA? Hey, they advertise it while all the football games is going on. Oh, see. See, he’s in the know. Alright, try this one. Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X. That’s pretty good. It’s not right, but it’s not NAS. I mean, if it was boss NAS. Little Nasics. Oh yeah, there you go. Little Nasics. Yep, but you just, it’s not, you just say the letter X. Uh, Lil Nas X. Yep, mm hmm. Are you a fan? Uh, I’m sorry, but I don’t know who he is. Okay, it’s fine. Timothy Chalamet. That’s better. He’s an actor. He’s been in a lot of things, including Dune and Dune II. Timothy Chalmet. Even worse. Oh. Think more French. Timothy Chalamet. Oh, mm hmm. But I think we gotta make the T silent. Oh, Timothy Chami. Charmy. Timothy Charmy. Charmy. He said Charmy. . It’s not cha, it’s Sha sha. Oh, Timothy Charman Sha. But there’s a LA in the middle. Timothy Charle. Oh yeah. Timothy Shaima Shaima. Shala Ma Shala Ma Shala Ma. Uh, shall Timothy Shala may. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Still pretty good, Dad. I tell you, it’s harder and harder to stump you. Jake Glockendahl. Yep. There you have it. There it is. Jake who? Jake Glockendahl. Glockendahl. Jake Glockendahl. That’s it. That’s it. Yep. He’s an actor. Just call him Jake. Jake G. I kind of like Glockenhall. Okay. That is not right. It’s so wrong, it’s better. Glocken, Glockenhall. Jake Glockenhall. Yeah, you seen that new movie with Jake Glockenhall in it. Every time I see Jake Glockenhall, in a movie, I just have to see it. Boy, I love me some Jake Glockenhall. Jake Glockenhall is the best actor I’ve ever seen. Yeah, Jake, Jake Glockenhall. He could acted he could acted out off. So, Jake. So, Jake. Hmm. Jake, Jake, Jake. Glockenhall. You’ve been there and done that, dad. Jack and Juelela Julelahaul. Hold on. No, no, no, no, you stick with me Jack and Jack and. Who? They went up the hill. Who went Jack and went up the hill, fetch a pail of water. Who was that? Jack and Jill. Alright, Jill. Jack, Jill. Jillenhaul. Oh, close. Jack JillenHall. Oh, that’s it. Yep. You got the N in there. One more time. Jack Gyllenhaal. Yep. That’s it. That’s it. Okay. You can, you can be his personal assistant. I think people would love to be calling Jack Gyllenhaal and you answer the phone. Personal assistant to Jack Gyllenhaal. Glockenhaal in this. Jack Glockenhaal. How did he, how did you say it? Glockenhaal. Glockenhaal. Glockenhaal. This is Charles Neal, personal assistant to Jack Glockenhaal. How can I help you? How can I, how can I help you? How can I help you for Jake Jacqueline Hall. Jack, how can I help you? Hall No, I done forgot how to. Gil, Jake, Jake, Gilenhall. Jack and. Jack and Gyllenhaal. Mm hmm. Jack and Gyllenhaal. Okay. That’s it, dad. You got it. That and a Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X. Y’all keep sending them words in and I’m gonna keep trying to pronounce them. Yes, please do. Tell them to email. Well Link. It was fun having you on here with us today and we’ll be back next week for another one. And don’t forget to follow and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts and on YouTube. And while you’re at it, you can rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. And if you’ve got a question, comment or story, Email me at ratherbeshaggin53@aol.com. And y’all have a great rest of your week, especially you Jack Glockenhall Glock. J, Jake. Jake Glockenhal. Yeah. Glock, Glock, Well, Link. You have a good week and I love you and it was, it was fun again today. Yeah, I had fun. Thank you, Dad. Love you. Love you, too.