How expensive can a Georgia boy’s taste get? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. And please welcome country music superstar and American Idol judge, Luke Bryan. What’s up? Give him a round of applause. Right here, baby. Hey! I walked right into that. Yes, you did. Okay, so I imagine that, you know, your life has changed a little bit since you were, since you were a young boy. Have your tastes changed? Uh, I would say, uh, a lot of, uh, Vienna sausages. Vienna, whatever you call them. Vienner, right? Vienner, uh, you know, some beanie weenies. Yep. Uh, cheap steak. Yes. Mm hmm. But, uh, yeah, I think as success has happened. The, the, the palette get, might get a little more refined. Okay, less Beanie Weenies. More Right. Been a minute. Malbec. Lots of Malbec. Syrah? I never knew that until I never knew Malbec. Until right now. It’s time for Naked Foods, Naked Luke Bryan Edition. Naked. Again, it’s just the food that’s naked. If you choose to be naked at your home, that’s your business. Okay, boys. Throughout today’s game, Luke’s favorite foods will be served at low, mid, and fancy price levels. Each round, you’ll all pick your favorite, and by the end, we’ll find out how expensive your taste buds are. Up first, these are chili dogs. These are chili dogs. Now can a chili dog be fancy? Um, well, um, there are, there are many levels of chili dog. Something tells me yes. Yeah, that, that looks like next level right there. Cause what type of bun is that? Well, we’ll get there in a second. Looks like some King’s Hawaiian action right there. Actually, yeah, I think you’re right. All right, but we’re still over here. Let’s give this one a fair shake. It is a classic. Hmm. Smushed enchilada. It’s good! Now, you know, I grew up eating a lot of chili dogs because you know, you know where my parents are from? Albany, Georgia. Your parents are from Albany? My parents went to Albany High. I used to go and visit my grandma, swim at Radium Springs. Jimmy’s Hot Dogs. I guarantee you they’ve had them. That’s it? I guarantee you I’ve had them. That’s got a little Jimmy hot dog on it. They’re about 39 cent a piece, Jimmy’s hot dogs. Now. Still. You’re not, like, adjusting for inflation or anything. No inflation in them bad boys. I love how it’s like, it becomes one thing. Like the chili and the onion, it’s just like, it all smushes into one thing. It almost, is there cheese in it? I think that’s just really good chili. I think that’s wet bread. Got it. Alright. You know you, have you ever mistaken wet bread for cheese? Never. Come on, LB. Can I call you LB? Hey, we’re in there. Are we there yet? We’re at, when we dine this close together, you can call me LB. Alright, so this one, it’s not really the sum of its parts as much. The wiener looks a little poppy. A little longer wiener. Yep. I wasn’t going to say anything. We’ll see how that equates. The bun is a little, um, It hasn’t all congealed into one thing in the way that I want a chili dog to do. It’s good. I’m not going to complain about it. It tastes good. I am thinking canned chili right there. And my onions didn’t like being on top of that. I dumped all the onions off. So yeah, onions. There they are. Why happened? The onions are running. Yeah. These are incorporated, And so will all of our people that work for us. Yeah. Right. Why do we start here? Yeah. This is your choice. Hopefully y’all will bring in breath mints at some point and we’ll see which one of those are better. Well, it’s up to you. Only if breath mints are your favorite food. Yeah, we’re gonna have to eat this. I said breast mints, it’s okay. Hey! Didn’t mean to. Look at the cross section. But I’m standing by it. There’s a lot of bun on this. This is like, uh, unlike any hot dog bun. Yeah. That I’ve ever, uh. I think it might be a King’s Hawaiian. Three of them. We’re gonna know. Mmm. Mmm. Mm. Something fell. You got something crawling on your, um, crotch. We’ll clean it up later. We’ll get to it later. Um. That’s a big dog. The girth of it. The wiener is high quality. I know a high quality wiener when I see one. You want me to take this? Yeah. I didn’t make it to the dog, really. You hadn’t made it yet. I don’t know how, how did you do what you did? Like, you ate a whole Hawaiian bun. Mm. I’m gonna go back to this one. The bun’s good. It’s, it’s got that sweetness to it. But I’m ready to vote. So next step is picking your favorite with those flags. Watch out for Link. Three, two, one. Ha! We agree. It’s so good. I mean that thing right there. It’s the standard. That’s what you expect. When you think of Chili dog, it’s that. You don’t have to make it fancy. That right there. Mount Rushmore. Of chili dogs. Well, boys. Now, can we say what we believe the most expensive is? That one. I believe that one. You’re correct. You all chose the lowest price point option. Wienerschnitzel for 3.99. The middle one is the mid tier. It’s from Pink’s for 7.50. Oh, you! You went hormel on Pink! Yeah, I’m gonna get hate mail over that one. From Dog House for 9.99. They also, uh. That’s a 9.99 hot dog? Dog House makes a good hot dog, but I think a chili dog especially needs to have this more compact presentation. They’ll give you these burgers on the Hawaiian buns too. Like six of them. Or eight or something. Well here’s, how much was this one? 3.99. So you’re gonna eat three of those though and get to $9. Right. That’s right. You’re gonna eat one of those and, so, anyway. Anyway, he’s done the math. That thing’s special right there. We’re on the same page. Yep. Yep. Anytime you make bread taste like cheese, you’re, uh, you’re in there. That’s right. This is Lobster Mac and Cheese. This is lobster mac and cheese. Good choice! I mean, presentation. You want a fork? Gonna need one, I’m not sharing one with him. So what is a, yeah, cause once he takes something in through the beard and then back out through the beard. You don’t know what all is on it. It’s like a filter? Yeah. I improve it a little bit for you. Like an air purifier? Go for it. Uh, here we go. Is it a, could your mustache be a form of air purifier for like mouth breathing? Um, well I’m not a mouth breather so I wouldn’t know. Alright, that’s good. Oh look at him, he’s gonna, he’s gonna get a little, oh. You gonna be that guy? No, I’m gonna pull some of this off, but, like. There’s lobster in the mac and cheese. Oh, there is? There’s more lobster underneath it. Good gracious. It’s good. Yeah, I’m gonna go back in for some more of that. Hmm. First time I ever had lobster. You know where I was? Red. Lobster. Nope. Oh! I was in Maine. I went to like, I went to the source. The epicenter. Like, what was the name of that place? Kenny Bunkport? No, that’s where Bush went. That’s not where we went. What does that mean? We couldn’t go there. He went to Kenny Buttport. Now, I will say, this round I don’t know what he means by that, but he’s probably right. Luke’s purported favorite is up here. Oh, your favorite is up here. My favorite is in the house. This one is creamy. Oh, God. This one looks like it’s got the, uh, this has got the magic here. That mac and cheese, the cheese on that? Good gracious. How good is that? How good is that? They didn’t skimp on it. Good enough to where I don’t have to try anything else. What do you mean, you don’t wanna try this wonderful looking monstrosity? I mean, we gotta be faithful to the format. Be faithful to the format. Now, have you ever, after judging a bunch of singers on Idol, have you woken up and like 2, 3 AM and just felt bad about something you said to somebody because I felt like I would be a really good judge except that I would wake up every morning at 3 AM and just feel like a total a hole. Well, my thing is, my biggest anxiety is did we did we send the right kids through? Or did we um in year the first couple of years for me, it was really, uh. He didn’t like that. It’s kind of, it’s kind of twangy. I’m sorry, I’m distracted. I did ask you a question. I’m listening. Um, oh, there we go. Well, I saw Link’s barf bucket there. Yeah. You, you want a piece of that? I didn’t realize it was kind of a spittoon too. No, you really were about, if you go back and you really were about should I voted this kid in and, um, their future’s in your hands. Right. I mean it’s pretty, uh. And, and, you know, but I’ve kind of gotten good over the years to really try to handle the kids where you don’t really feel like you beat them up too bad. You don’t ever want to tell somebody something that. Uh, throws a roadblock in their potential dreams. Cause you still don’t know how driven they can be, and go turn their career into something special. Okay, well. You could throw a roadblock in Link’s dreams right now, just for entertainment purposes. Why did, cause did you make that? Ha ha ha ha! No, you need to be meaner this season. Yeah, yeah. We’ll try. You gotcha. Just be real mean one time and then look at the camera and wink and we’ll know it’s for us. I gotcha. Link, are you looking for somebody to call at 2, 3 AM when you’re up thinking about things you said during the day? Yeah, yeah, I need, I need somebody. When you, when you see me like just go straight Simon Cowell on them, you know, it’s, it’s you. You have awakened. I’ll expect to call at 3. Awaken that beast. Okay, here we go. 3. Two, one. Oh yeah. Hey, listen. Alright, we’re two for two. That is so good. We are in alignment. This is good. The best lobster, mac and cheese, I think. I hope that’s your favorite. Well, not only have you all picked the same one, but it’s also the low price point option, again, is from Lobster and Beer for $16.55. I’ll also say in a crazy upset that Luke, your favorite from Catch LA for $33. Is the one that Link spit out. Not right. Don’t call him at 3 a. m. What happened? Hey, first of all , they let me under the rope at Catch LA, so I don’t need anything. I love this. This is my favorite, this is, I mean, the aromas and the textures and the, you know, uh, yeah. This is really on me, I, I’m the one who is not gonna be allowed. You’re the one with the cheap, cheap palette. Don’t talk him. And then the first one’s, the fancy one, obviously from Yardbird for $85. Good. We should, we should enjoy, we should enjoy that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Put that in your pocket for later. Yeah. Here we go. Here at Mythical, we don’t believe in fetish faulting, pleasure policing, or link shaming. That’s why we are pleased to announce the Stink Make Me Horny Lock It Pit. Available at mythical. com for one day only. These are parmesan truffle fries. These are parmesan truffle fries. Mm! I like what you’re putting down. I mean, I’ve honestly said that, you see that? Just, uh, truffle fries is where, is where I’ve gone to. I think I know these. I know these. These are thicker. Mmm. I’m not getting a lot of truffle, but they’re good. They’re good fries. It’s a good fry. But you gotta have a little bit more truffle than that. Yep. These are shoestring cut, which is this is, this is the cut that I champion. Wherever I go, I’m trying to talk to people about the shoestring cut. I think especially when it comes to truffle fries or garlic fries or anything like that. How do you bring that up? It’s the best fry. Everywhere you go? I mean, I’m with you a lot. I hadn’t heard you bring this up for anybody. Whenever you leave, that’s when I bring it up. First thing, okay. I’m getting some truffle on that one. That’s very truffley, very truffle. Um, my whole life, well, from the time I was like nine years old, I would come home and from 9 to 16, and I would fry shoestring french fries. Every day, that was my after school snack. Really? Like, did you have like a. I never burnt the house down. A deep fryer thing? We just, in the south, we just keep oil on the stove. Right, it’s always ready to go. Something is constantly frying. Right. It’s a question of what and who. And I would take Lowry’s seasoning salt. Mm. Uh huh, y’all are getting me. And I would do Lowry’s seasoning salt. Heinz Ketchup, and, um, I never burnt the house down. No truffle, though. Didn’t know what it was. Yeah, you didn’t know what it was. No idea. I didn’t know what it was either. Until, uh, Goonies came along. The Truffle Shuffle. Thought it was a dance. Right. Now, you’re not, you’re not digging up truffles, but, but you, you’re digging up peanuts. Yes, I am. Maybe not personally anymore. I may actually get reprimanded that I did not bring up peanuts. Did I bring up peanuts? Bring it up. It’s not too late. It seemed like I was able to chew those up quicker because I’m still working on these shoe strings. I don’t mean to add any pressure here, but Luke’s favorite is on the table. Those are really good, dude. Mmm. And I, and, and, it is from Catch LA as well. Oh, really? You, you about to, you gotta redeem yourself. This is not easy. Wait, did you just tell me what it was? See, we’re kindred spirits. From the same place. We, it, it’s not that you didn’t know she was talking, it’s just that you just didn’t, you weren’t able to hear her. Right? It happens. To me. All the time. Is uh, Wally’s on here, up here too? No. No. Wally’s isn’t here. Hmm. Okay. Shall we? Yeah. You know what I’m going for. Two? One. Shoes straight for me. I gotta say But this was tough. Those last two are great. All right. Rhett and Link, you have chosen Luke’s favorite from Catch L. A. for $18. Yeah, man, you should’ve, you should’ve joined us. Yeah, you had the whole childhood backstory of shoestrings, fries, and everything, man. You were eating them for days. These are good. And I’ll get back to what that means for the two of you, but Luke, you’ve chosen our low price point option from Yardhouse for 8.49, and Rhett and Link, because you chose Catch L.A. It is our fancy option. You know that we like to celebrate fancy here. And this time around I’m told we have a Fancy Pants Decants? Fancy Pants Decants. Look at her go. You know I’ve never had a sommelier do that at the table. She hadn’t spilled a drop. She’s a bit of a tease. Fancy Pants Decants. Wow. We got nothing. That was elegant. We got nothing. She doesn’t actually I mean. I’m like, where are the wine glasses? She doesn’t pour it. She’s got it aerated. Yeah. She’s so ready. This is movie theater popcorn. This is movie theater popcorn. Mmm. So what’s your um. From movie chains? Theater chains? I don’t know. So there’s like, how many left? AMC um? Oh yeah, this is the real thing. This is not microwave. They went to the theater for this, you can tell. That’s a, that’s a. Orville Redenbacher had to do something with one of these. Oh, oh, I think there’s some of my corn in your drink now. That’s okay, it’s not the first time I’ve ingested soft corn. I just got nervous. Popcorn in my water! Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Lord. Mm. I mean, I like that. That’s good, having not eaten any of. I would eat the whole bowl. It’s got a little bit of a, you know, you can get that greasy film going on in the roof of your mouth. Yep. Yep. We need to edit all that out. Jesus. We don’t have that capability. This is live to tape. Mmm. I mean this is definitely a yellower popcorn. Yeah. Good observation, Link. That’s feeling more authentic to me. I love your picks today. I feel like Got the hearty kernels. You’re doing good. You’re doing good with all these. You make popcorn at home? Oh God. It’s, it’s a sick, I mean like, I have, I have a popcorn machine in our barn and at the house, and I do the popcorn machine. Uh huh. But then, I also do it on the stove top. Oh. Which is a lost art form. Oh yeah. Stove top popcorn. Yeah. Yeah. You ever done that? Is it in a um. No, he’s never cooked. Are you talking about Jiffy Pop? No, you get a, you get a, you get a, like a sauce pan and put a lid on it. And put the popcorn in there and shake it, and then the popcorn makes the lid come up off the. What?! And kids love it. It’s like a. Link loves it. It’s like a fart party trick with the kids. Did you say a fart party trick? Party trick with the kids. But you said, the word fart was before that. Well, yeah. But, incidental. I did not mean to say the word fart. But a fart party with kids. It’s something that I would attend. I don’t like to go to kids parties. To a movie theater and got popcorn. Oh, that is a prerequisite. That’s the only reason why you go. And then I eat the popcorn before the movie starts. Yeah, that’s right! I’m going back because I want to make sure that this one is not Mmm, hold up. Hold up. Yeah, there’s something about this last one. I know which one is my favorite. And I feel like we have a connection. It’s as if all three of us have tattoos on our butts with our wives names. Somebody’s been digging online. Is it the full name or is it just initials? It’s initials. Oh. And it was done because she, she started the trend first. Oh, she put her own name on her butt? No, she put my initials on her cheek. And. And an effort to do, she, she was always like, there’s no way you’ll ever do it. So I was like, Oh yeah. Hmm. Let’s, uh, let’s prove her wrong, so yeah, I did it. Then I made the fatal error of telling Jason Aldean who told the world. Yeah, he did. And now, uh, now it just gets brought up from time to time. From time to time. But we have it, too. Listen, it can’t be as bad as Link. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Link got, we did it together for a video many years ago in Austin at this tattoo parlor. And Link gets home. Which cheek? He did not. Right cheek. Both on the right cheek so that when we flew home we were leaned in the same way. Right, yeah. Right. What is it about the, we’re like the right cheek, wife’s initials. Yeah. friend group. Yeah, just give it a lean. Give it a lean. Come on. It feels good. You could tell people that you did it yourself. Are you right handed? Yes, I am. Me, too. Well, when Link got home, he didn’t tell Christy that he got it. Uh uh, I didn’t. She found it with her hands, and the first thing she said was, you’ve got ringworm. And I was like, you might need to take a closer look. So, she assumed he had ringworm before she assumed he got a tattoo. What does that tell you? Well, it wasn’t the first time I’ve had, uh. Ringworm. Let’s vote. Oh my god, so that’s, um, I’m trying to process the info. So when we have to, you know, when we’re like 75, and like, all of the lines are run together, and it looks like a blob, we’ll have to go get ours touched up together. There we go. Alright, put it on the calendar. Three, two, one. Sorry. Wow, you, you are like Link so much. We are the same person. Hey, you know why that messed me up? Because we go, three, two, one, you’re going to Hollywood, so. On Idol, so when I heard it, I wasn’t ready to go, you’re going to Hollywood! I’m not used to the voice of God up there, so here we go. Well, let’s say, we’ll do it together. Okay. Three, two, one. Whoa, everybody’s different! Okay, little split seats here. So Link, you have chosen the low price point option, which is indeed Orville Redenbacher’s Movie Theater Butter Popcorn for 4.68, uh, and then, Luke, you chose the fancy option from AMC for 11.49/ And I’m very excited to say. I’m getting me some AMC passes, punch cards! No, no, no, you’re getting the decanter one. Yes. Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Here, let’s let’s do that. Everyone wants that again. Lily? Yeah, I just want to, no, no. Well, here she. Okay. Okay. Is that a Is that a Uh, ode, to my hip shaking? Yes. Whoa. Whoa, she’s quick on that one. Still didn’t pour anything. Is that how y’all initiate your interns? Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Lily dances for him. And finally Rhett, you chose the mid price point option from the Vista for $8. Oh, the Vista. The Vista Theater. We covered all the popcorn bases today. Well, we were pretty much on the same page. And then, um, I pulled, I pulled the fancy popcorn. Yeah, you did. Right out at the last end. Yeah. You did. To show, um, yeah, my dominance over. Well, well done. Luke, thanks for being here, man. Hey, be sure to check out Luke’s newest album, Mind of a Country Boy, wherever you get your music, and tune in for Luke’s return as a judge on American Idol. The new season premieres March 9th. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. 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