We bought some of the weirdest products on the internet. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The internet is weird. It’s got weird pictures, weird stories, weird apps, even weird videos with weird guys telling you that the internet is weird. Oh, but perhaps more than anything, the internet is filled with weird things you can buy. Yep. Like the nightstand that turns into a bat and shield from the last time we did something like this. And that episode got us wondering, who are all those strange and mostly unnecessary products for? Maybe we can figure that out by curating a very special package for the most important person in all of our lives. It’s time for A Journey To The Island Of Misfit Products. Okay boys, today you’re putting together a care package for the most important person in all of our lives, Link’s Nana. That’s right! We’ve got a lineup… Hold on…. What? All my nanas are dead. Exactly, that’s why we’re making it for Link’s nana. But now I’m just thinking about dead nanas. And I didn’t even call them nanas. I called them Granny and Mama Nell. But you, my nana can be your nana. She loves you. Yeah, she does. All right. She’s got, she’s, she’s, what kind of, that’s gonna be a big. She’s gonna hurt her back. Postage! When we send her this one. Okay, we have a lineup of unusual products for you to either add to the care package or keep out of it. First up is full face sunglasses for $14.98. These polarized sunglasses protect your entire face from the sun. I look like a freaking Cobra commander. Well, you actually look like squid game in that particular hood situation. I feel like, hold on. I’m already fogging up though. Are you fogging up? Talk a little bit more. Haaaaa, I’m fogging up. Yeah, but you look so cool fogging up. I mean, it doesn’t really block this part. Well, when something’s polarized. I know part of it is like, for fish or, for, you could like, see fish in the water. Yeah, but you don’t need to smell polarization. I know. I don’t know. Oh, this is like those football coaches when they’re like talking on the sidelines and they’re covering themselves up. Now they just do this. Yeah, that’ll work. You think Nana will like it? I think Nana will love this because, uh, she’s got such a youthful face. Maybe she can give one to a friend. Yep. Okay, next is the Run A Muck Sparkle Maple Syrup for 20. 99. It’s real maple syrup Don’t open that! infused with sustainably sourced edible mica from the U.S. It’s mica! It’s fine! Hold on. For mica? Isn’t that like a tabletop? Oh, look at that. It’s glitter! In syrup! Rule broken! Uh, uh, uh! Stop! Stop! I just wanna make sure we get enough. Do you wanna taste it? I don’t. I’m not. It smells so good. I’m not here for this. It’s mica! I’m abstaining. Um, now, does your nana have the same aversion to glitter that you do? Did you inherit it? Is it heritable? You know what? I think that might be true. She, I mean, she, she’s never had an opinion that we haven’t heard. You know what? Let’s find out. Don’t you give that to my nana. She’s getting it, bro. Get that out of here. She’s getting it. Next, we have a Thumbs Up or Down Light for $32.99. This is designed for your car’s rear windshield so you can communicate with other drivers. So, okay, so this is just our attempt at crea– Ooh, creating a fli a windshield. And then thumbs down. So, hold on. So, like, this is sending messages? I’m driving, you know, I’m driving, and then, when you, when you cut somebody off, or, I do this all the time. I always cut people off, and what I do, I, I touch this, I touch the ceiling of my car. Touch the top of the car. Okay. I don’t go like this. So, alright, you’re not gonna do that anymore, you’re gonna do this. Well, I think that’s what this is trying to do, but me going like, like, cutting somebody off and then going If you cut me off, and then all of a sudden a lit thumbs up happened in your, in your rear windshield, I would be so much more mad than I already was. What about a thumbs down, though? This is stupid, we’re not sending this. Oh, but what about this? Turn it sideways, and then Nana will have, um, turn, turn, turn signals. Oh, oh, and I can, and look, I can make it blink. Well. And, and you know what? She can put it on the back of her blouse. Because, um, she’s not allowed to drive. She’s not allowed to drive. We can’t send this to her. It’ll be insult to injury. Yeah, it will be. And it’s an insult to anyone else. We’re not giving that to Nana. Okay, head over to the other side of the set for the next product. This is the Bug Assault Shredder. I’ve heard about these. For $124.99, it shoots out salt projectiles to get rid of insects. Now, first of all, this is heavy. This is, this is a, quite a six shooter. And then, oh, there’s already one in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s got like the caps. And it shoots like a little, uh, spread of salt. And then you don’t have to clean it up, because who cleans up salt? Every time I spill salt, I don’t clean. You just unloaded it. Now which one are you aiming at? What, what do you do with the other hand when you shoot bugs? I touch the top of my car. Yeah. Oh! Oh my gosh! Were you aiming at that? Yeah. I can move back a little bit. Oh! Oh! Ha! Can I have a shot? Put your hand out. I’m not putting my hand out. Just see how bad it hurts. Just put your hand out there. Put your hand out. I’m gonna hit a bug first. Get closer. Get closer. There you go. Okay, hold your hand out. It’s not gonna hurt you. What about, you think it would hurt your hand? No, I’m too close to it. I’m too close to it, you know. Hold your hand out with the, with the, with the uh, hoodie over it. I’ll knock it right off the top. Huh. It didn’t hurt. It didn’t hurt. Now let me, just do your bare hand. Well, do, do, do right in the middle of my hand. Ow, ow, that did hurt. Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn’t know. It was like, it was like, a sand type. It’s a sand type thing hitting my hand. A sand type thing? You seem fine. You think Nana’s gonna be okay? She shoots herself in the hand? She’s not gonna be shooting herself in the hand. She’s gonna be shooting bugs. Can you ship something like this? Let’s find out. Okay, all right. Yeah, I think Nana would love this thing. So, there it is. Next up, we have electronic bagpipes for $200. This is the equivalent of an electric guitar, but for bagpipes? What? Oh. And what is this plugged into? This is just like an audio cable? Oh yeah, to blast it out through our speakers so it’s louder. It’s just a quarter inch cable. But the one thing it’s not doing is the one thing that a bagpipe does which is play multiple notes at the same time. Like the drone note. Can you make a note? Heuuuhhhh. Okay, do you think she’s gonna like it? Definitely not. Yeah yeah. We’re keeping that for ourselves. Next we have the StormTube for $19.95. This is a sort of a musical instrument that emulates thunder and lightening. Whoa! This is what movies are made with. Yes! Really make it pop. Ooh. Ooh, look! It’s coming up a cloud, Nana. Get inside, Nana. You see Nana out there in Lillington, just– Fold up your lounge chair in the carport and get in the house, cause it’s coming up a cloud! Oh! Press the button and it makes lightning! Press what button? I mean, that’s not really lightning, it’s just a light. She’s gonna love this. We should keep one for ourselves. Keep that one for us. Okay. All right. Head on over to the other side of the set. Okay. Because you cannot miss, oh my goodness, this travel bidet for $14.95. You blow it up and then you just duck your, well, that’s for you to test it in. ’cause this bidet also comes with a USB charger. You know what? I have one of these. He’s got one of those, but the one I have is actually better than this ’cause. This will come off, and it, this whole thing goes in it. Yeah, this one does that. But then mine has a cap. And mine also will accept, like a three liter bottle of water. I thought you were gonna say your credit card. No, no, no. Yeah, cause sometimes I like to sit down there and just, Well, here, I wanna try it out. You got a good shot of this? Nick. I like to, I like to hold the thing. Just kind of gently. Oh, yeah, that’s the right spot. Uh, oh. And then you just Does it work as a water pick? I mean, this thing, look at yeah, yeah. Right in your mouth, afterwards. Oh, yeah. It’s got good pressure. You like circles? Yeah, I like more– Figure eight? I like– Hey, I’m gonna write my name in cursive. R H E T T, oh, it’s getting pretty wet. Oh, I’m in the middle of McLaughlin now. The one that I have is better than that. Well, I mean, you’re talking about the one, we don’t have the one that you have. We have this one. Does Nana need it? Nana needs the one that I have because it’s stronger. Hold on, but she eats a lot of fiber. It will exfoliate. But you don’t want that. She’s got an old woman’s bottom, you know? You don’t want to be perforating it. No, but I can, I was gonna say I can imagine what it looks like. I’ve seen it. I mean, she’s like a 95 year old lady. Yeah, yeah. She does not need a powerful bidet. But she’s not modest. Yeah, you don’t want to send her on her way out with a bidet. Come on now. First naked woman I ever saw was my nan. Oh, God. Okay, so we are sending it to her. Yeah, we’re, ooh, it’s a little wet now. Uh, seriously, that’s the best thing ever. Never leave home without it. And never leave the internet without going to sporked. com. Well, you know what? We’ll make it even easier. Go to TikTok. Yes. And go to the Sporked channel. Why? Tell them. Every Friday, uh, Jordan will do a top five of the things they tried that week. It’s the highlight of, uh, TikTok as far as I’m concerned. Yeah. Go over there and check it out. It’s very utilitarian. Okay, next we have an LED backpack for $104.99. It is a normal backpack with an LED screen on it so you can program it with an app. So, okay, so I got the app here. That’s pretty cool. So it’s GMM. There’s some pre programmed stuff. Don’t know what they are, but I don’t know what’s happening. Be still, be still. So what is that? Make Stink make me horny. Whoa! I mean, look at the capability of this thing. Let me try this one. Okay, that’s the GMM logo. And then this one, let’s see. Oh, good. It says Nana Crossing, so like Oh, yes! She puts this on when she’s trying to cross the street. I love that. I think that’s pretty much it. Isn’t there a free mode? Free draw. Oh, cool. Draw something. Draw something Nana. What? Draw something Nana would like. What? It’s a mean bunny. What’s your guys problems? Sit up. Hold on, that’s not two penises? I think this is pretty cool. I guess for, like, she could sell advertising? I like when, when she goes to choir practice, it’s going in there. Keep the phone. All right. Okay, up next, we have a corn husking hook for $22.98. It’s a handheld tool designed for more efficiently husking corn. Oh, this thing looks dangerous. We, I’ve, where have you been my entire life? Is this for, I’m gonna do a bigger wristed man. Or is it, I’m gonna do normal husking and then you do the, uh. Yeah, you do that. So, like, I think what Oh, it could be going through this right here. I could be. I mean, how hard is it to husk? I’m just pointing that out at this point by hand husking. I feel like this is gonna I feel like I’m about to hurt myself. I don’t know about this. I mean, I think if you’re a specialized, if you’re a full time husker, you probably want something. Does she husk her own corn? Uh, I’m sure she’s husked more than all of us combined over the years. Does she still do corn? No. She’s kinda, she’s kinda slowed down when it comes to the husking. Yeah. But this might pick her game right back up, you know? She needs something to do when she’s watching SVU and all of the, all of those. I, I, I, I’m worried about, I’m worried about her safety. Oh, really? Yeah, I don’t want her to hurt herself. Okay? Am I? Nope, I’m actually pretty good. Yeah, you’re okay. Okay, I don’t know how good this next one is for safety. It’s a shocking game. For $39.99, you grab a handle and then when the light turns green, you have to pull the trigger as fast as possible or you get shocked. Okay, so Link, take that one. So, we’re gonna take this off and then we’re gonna hit the end, we’re gonna hit the middle part, right? And then when it turns green, we hit our button? Yeah. Ah! Ah! Ow! Ah! You get this one. I want you to feel it. You’ll get this one. Ah! I gotcha! It’s a tie! It was like it did a celebration dance. That’s the objective? To tie? I guess. The first game in the history requires a tie. Hold on, you think she could play it with herself? She lives alone now. It’ll give her a bit of a, she lives with TC now. Oh, they can play together. Um, yeah, we can, we can send this to him. Add a little spark to her life, you know. Uh, next we have a beverage blaster for $24.99. Blaster for spraying alcohol or other beverages into your mouth. So, frat thing or something? Yeah, this is a frat thing. That and the sunglasses. And this is a tarp. I gotta, I gotta protect my, my mythical ensemble here. How did you do that sitting down? I put my on backwards. How did you do that sitting down? Put it, make a little hole for your mouth. Make, make a little teeny hole in that. Bite a little hole in there. Okay, open wide. Oh! Oh, God. You gotta give me some? I mean, how many pumps did you do? Hold on, I need to protect the rest of my face. You’re shaking. Are you shaking? Yes! Move your hair out of there. The longer it takes, the more I pump. Are you shaking? Yes. Don’t hit me in the eye. Nice, nice. Hey, brah. Welcome to the frat. You’re, you’re, you’re accepted. Or hazed or something. Okay, let’s send it to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I mean, nobody see, you can have, the mailman can just shoot liquor into her. Why the mailman? I don’t know. I mean, I was just thinking of, like, a Nana visitor at a distance. The mailman. Okay. Um, okay, so, I guess you wound up bagging a lot of stuff up for Nana. There’s probably still room for Link in there. That’s a good idea. Surprise! You’re dead, grandson! Oh, we’ll put holes in it for you. Okay. I recommend the bidet. Not that one, but the one that I have. Maybe I’ll, uh, do a video of my own. We’re looking forward to that. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I’m Sean. And I’m Matt. And we brought Cotton Candy Randy over here to sit to Spain. For my 40th birthday! And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! 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