Welcome to Good Mythical More. I don’t know what to tell you, except we’re going to play Wikispedia. That’s where you have to start on a Wikipedia page, and then, using only links within that Wikipedia entry or article, get to another place. Like, they want us to go from bed and breakfast Wikipedia to our own Wikipedia entry, and see how quickly we can do it. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to Altadena Girls to aid in their mission to help teen girls who lost everything in the Los Angeles wildfires rebuild their lives. And you can join us in giving at pledge.to /altadena-girls. Mhm. Alrighty. Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do in real life. People do all kinds of things. On screening. Uh, it’s like, it’s like Seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. Right. But Wikipedia based. So, I mean, trying to get to us. You’re already– We’re sweet. We could on sweet. No. No. I don’t wanna go to the reference, well, maybe there is a ref– oh, New York Times. We’ve been in that. Yeah, but you think the New York Times article’s gonna say Here’s, list all the articles and have us in it? United States. We’re from there. Uh, go, go back up. What? What? So international– Half board or full board? Which one of those are we? A small loginist tab. Oh, look. Books, newspapers. I don’t think you can click on that. That’s cheating. Cause that’s like a general. Okay. Wikipedia thing. We gotta pick something. How about the 2010 Commonwealth Games? I don’t know, uh, sure. I mean, why not? Let’s figure out what that’s about. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go. 1998. I remember that. I remember that year. Let’s see. Oh, you’re really going for it. Okay, so now. The 92 Summer Olympics. We had nothing to do with that. The 92 Winter Olympics. Okay, here we go. Now we’re getting warm. We got figure skating. We did, we did an episode. Where we learned figure skating. Yeah, good call. Alright. So now. Uh, oh, theater. We’ve never, we’ve been in a theater before. Compulsory figures. Oh, United States, there it is again. Let’s just go there. Okay. But now we’re in the United States. United States Winter Olympics. Oh gosh, we dug ourselves a hole here. Click on cornhole. Oh, what about a person we might know? You know Bonnie Blair? Christy Yamaguchi, I know of her. Yeah, she’s probably been in some TV or something. Author? Yes. Okay, that’s media. Okay, composer? We’ve written music. No, no, no, don’t do that. Slow down. Okay, hold on. We’re gonna do it. Western, singer songwriter? That’s us. So, Woody Guthrie? Sing songs, popular music? We’re not, we don’t make popular music. Hold on, I mean, we’ve made some popular music. Africa, Indonesia, and the Middle East show how western pop music styles. Let’s see, is there comedy music, gospel music, counterculture, country music? That’s a little bit closer to us. American South, yes. That’s where we’re from. We’re from. Alright, so let’s get to North Carolina. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mid Atlantic. Okay, that’s gonna have North Carolina in there. No. Oh, we missed it. It actually didn’t. Well, we missed it. So can we go back or is that illegal? I feel like it’s illegal. Crap. You’re going too fast. Southeastern. Here we go. Yeah, here we go. Now where’s, where’s North Carolina? Where you at? Okay, there we go. There we go. North Carolina. North Carolina. Click on that. Are we, are we in the North Carolina Wiki? Is that what you think? I, I know we’re probably like in people from North Carolina. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that one of the things? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So look on the left and you can get to the table of contents. I don’t see where it says arts and culture. Yeah, arts and culture. Yeah, click on that. And then. TV and film. No, we’re not TV or film. Go down to internet. Is the internet in here? EDM producer Porter Robinson? What? Okay, I know, this is, we’re gonna, this is gonna work. We’re gonna get, we’re gonna get. Clay Aiken? Okay. Scotty McCreary. No, don’t click on that! No, cause he went, he went to, he went to NC State. Oh, he did? Yeah, yeah, so now we’re gonna get to NC State. Where is he? Early Life. Garner? UNC Charlotte? No, don’t click on Garner. Keep going down. Go to, go to college, you’re on the right track. You get sidetracked. He went to church. First Baptist Church, we did that. I don’t, well, he’s a state fan. Did he go to state? Apparently not. What did it say? You, cause he’s, he went to timber drive elementary. I don’t, we’re so close. We are so close. We’re Scotty McCreary in our way to ourselves, Raleigh, Clayton. Why does it not, did he not go to college? I think he just went to American Idol school. She went to UNC Charlotte, his sister. Let’s click on that. UNC Charlotte’s gonna get us to– To NC State. How? Because it’s in North Carolina. In North Carolina school system. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. North Carolina State University, right there. Where? Right up. Yes. In the late 1880s, the city bid for North Carolina State. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now we need people from NC State University. All right. Notable alumni on the left. Notable alumni! We’re getting closer! Ah! Where is it? Where are we? Where are we? Where are we? We’re gonna be at the end. We’re not athletes. Athletes, no. You saw it? Rhett and Link! Yes! Internet Entertainers, us! Oh, was that good or bad? I don’t love that picture of us. Boy, our wiki is so freaking long. Like, why does it have so many sections to it? Uh, because they keep adding us. Oh, we’ve been doing this for a long time. Look at this. Good lord. Because you got people that, wow. Whoa. It’s still okay. Still going. Oh, then there’s tables. There’s tables. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Awards that we didn’t win. And there’s more. And then, oh, it’s so well, it’s so well referenced. . Look at that. Look how many references link. Are you proud of yourself? I didn’t do it. Oh, you did it? Yeah, you did. I mean, you did the stuff. I never know. 201 references. Okay. Do you want to control. No . Okay. All right, so we’re gonna go start at Beetlejuice. I’m having a hard time seeing it. Me too. I could have done this faster. Okay. I’m gonna search Beetlejuice. I don’t know why doing, doing this does help. Okay, we got Beetlejuice. What? Why? And we gotta get to tomato juice. Beetle, like is there just juice? Beetle juice is juice from a beetle. Just click on juice. Uh, do you see juice? I don’t see any juice, man. We gotta get, is there food of any kind? Mentioned in Beetlejuice. Was there, is there food in a famous scene? There’s a seance. Um. Desert like landscape. Animated TV series. Uh, Academy Award for Best Makeup. Bioexorcist? Click on that. That seems interesting. Oh, I just clicked on exorcist. Alright, now we gotta go from exorcist to tomato juice. Um. We can do it. Devil? Hold on. If we can see exorcism, she spit out pea soup. Okay? Yep, yep, yep. So we gotta go into popular culture. Do we have that? Um, Why can’t I see? I can’t see either, Rhett. Look at, look at us, y’all. I mean, like, what are you gonna do up here? Exorcism. And now, do you see popular, in popular culture? Buddhism, scientific view. Okay, we’re gonna get there. Notable exorcisms and exorcists in history? Scientific view, anthropological view, Notable, okay, no, no. Why is there no.. Gay exorcism? What? Huh. What? How come there’s no, like, the exorcist? Eating disorder! Okay. No, Rhett. Hold on, but that’s food related. I’m sorry. You think they’re gonna list all the foods under eating disorder? I don’t know, I just, I just, it was on inst It was on instinct. Okay? It was on instinct. You’re clicking so Oh, regurgitates. Regurgitates. Regurgitate. Vomiting. So you’re food poisoning. You’re still trying, you’re still trying to get back. Mad cow disease. Exorcism? No, no. I’m trying to get the food. Tomato soup, diarrhea? No. Okay. We’re very close. No, we’re not. Foodborne illness. Food contaminant. Yep. I don’t understand. Because I’m, because I’m trying to get to food. And then I get to soups. Hold on. Pesticides, insecticides, plant growth regulators, environmental contaminants. But they get in foods. Vietnam Food Scare of 2007. Uh, hold on. Grape, grape. And look, tangerine, strawberry. Oh, it’s red. Yeah, now we’re gonna go from strawberry to red fruits. Yes. Okay. Strawberry, one of the red fruits, along with tomato, which makes the juice. Is it? Hold on. We were so close, man. I know you don’t feel it, but I do. Oh, look, look. You’ve been feeling it the whole time. Look, here we go. Genus. What is the kingdom? Plantae. And then what is this? No, that’s plants. Vascular plants. And then we got flowering plants. Two seed leaves. Keep going down. Rosids? No. Rosales? That almost looks like it could be. Strawberries. It’s a flowering plant in the rose family. For their edible fruits. Commonly known, no, that’s, we’re too, we’re in. Where does it say edible fruits? Because tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable. Angiosperm. Let’s go to angiosperms and then work our way down. Water lilies. Wind pollinated. Insect pollinated. Endosperm. Why did you say that? I don’t know. So, look on the right. You see where it says terrestrial grass, apple, insect pollinated. I’m pretty sure it’s insect pollinated. Okay. You’d be clicking on apple at that point. Oh, and there’s a beautiful picture. We’ve, the big extinction events. Botanic gardens? They got tomatoes there? Probably not. Oh. Garden! Garden! Yes? Common things in a garden. So we need a garden that has, tomatoes are like the number one thing people put. A market garden? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Greenhouses? Fruits and vegetables. Where you at? Very top. Fruits, vegetables, or fruits? I bet it’s gonna list out tomatoes as one of the common. Scroll down a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. History. Busyness. I mean business. That happens to me all the time. In contemporary North America. Slow food? No, no, no. Go back. Oh, types of gardens. A vegetable garden is a type of garden. Um. I mean, we’re in market garden, which is what we’re talking about. Is there a different type of, it’s not an orchard. No, we’ve got to get back there. Why would it be a market garden? I don’t know why. Cause you know, it’s like, it’s for relatively small, uh, uh, uh, fruit. It’s a fruit. Let’s go into fruits. See on the far right where it says color, beta, and then it goes dark? Try that to see if we can read better in our old age. Oh, it helps. Thank you. This is so much better. Monoculture. That’s just commonly done to tomatoes. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Okay, here we go. Crop species, diseases, pest outbreaks. Intensive farming, organic farming. This is really giving me a headache. Okay. You go back up. Not that far. Environmental impacts. Palm oil, sugar cane, tea, pines. I think we gotta go to organic farming. And then. Manure. Green manure. Bone meal. Food safety? No, no, no. You’re going to the wrong direction. Sewage sludge. Plant growth regulators. Soil, botanists? Oh my God, we have lost our way. We give up. No, we don’t. We give up. We got to be able to do this. We got to do it. We have to be able to do this. This is the, this is the game I can’t play. Compost. Okay. I can do this. Yeah. Don’t, don’t give up. Fungi. Uh, Guard. Cause like stuff that you can put in a, in a, in there is tomatoes. Compost. One of the best things to put in a compost is like a, is eggs, but then maybe tomatoes. I never feel more satisfied than when I’m like composting eggs. It just, I just feel so iconic. Mushrooms? I look away a second and you’re in mushrooms. Fruiting buddy. Vegetative. Botanical. Herbalism. Medicinal plants. Yeah, you can do that with tomatoes. No you can’t. Back to plants. Alright, we’re going back to plants. We’re gonna find tomatoes. We’re gonna find tomatoes, man! Is it a chloroplast? I can’t do it. No, no, no, no. We’re gonna do this. I can’t do it. We’re gonna do this. Okay, land plants. They grow on land. I think the reason why it’s giving me such a headache is because A, I can’t read it, and B, when I try to read something, you move it. Like, it’s like my eyes are moving like a million miles an hour and they can’t see. I think…. go on without me. How did we get to tomatoes? I’ve got a whole graph of things that don’t make sense. What’s the answer? Liverworts. Mosses? You know, I need a, I need that face shield. Howard. Get Lucas. Oh, seed plants. Okay. Here we are, we’re gonna get there. Self fertilization. Oh God, thank you. Self fertilization, I’ve tried that before. Seeds. Sperm. Yeah, yeah. I’m right back where I started from. This one isn’t even fun. There’s one on the other side. Fruit! Fruit! Fruit! What? I was gonna point out fruit. Okay, here we go. Now we’re in fruits. Botanical versus culinary. Okay, Link, Zucchini, Savory. Tomato’s gonna be in here. Give me a hand. I gotta find it. Look. Tomato’s gonna be in here. I’m looking at it. You’re not looking, man. You’re not helping. Uh, Pine nuts are in here. Why aren’t tomato? Pumpkin, squash, beans, legumes, bell pepper. Tomato! But it’s not highlit. It’s not highlit. No! No! We found you, but we didn’t. Why would, why is corn and plant and bell pepper? Savory. Oh, broths! You can get to soups. Soups! Soups! Soups! Hold on. I’m so close to soups. Can I do a, can I do a control F? Ha ha ha ha! Okay, commercial products. Campbell’s Soup Company! Oh yeah, you screw, I’m coming at you right here. I’m all over you. I’m all over you. I know what you made. I know what you made. You made tomato soup. Go back up. I saw Campbell’s Soup cans. Campbell’s Soup cans. I’m in the Campbell’s Soup. But look, if you click on that, there’ll be a tomato soup is the most ubiquitous Campbell’s Soup can. Campbell Soup, Andy Warhol, canned soup. But wasn’t it tomato soup that he did? . It’s gotta be in canned soups. Tomato ca, canvas, tomato. Oh, no, no. But that’s not to tomato. That’s tomato. Oh, is that tomato soup? It’s the word tomato. Tomato soup. Well, we’re trying to get it. No, we’re, no, we’re trying to get tomato juice. Oh. I told, I didn’t know that. Tomato juice. Oh no. Why’d you let me do that? We went, we were at tomato. If you go back up, Rhett, you can just click on tomato. Tomato soup is a soup with tomatoes. Okay, here we go. Tomato juice. Where’s the juice? Umami flavor. Where’s the juice? As food. There it is. Where is it? That’s a Bloody Mary. It’s got tomato juice in it. Yes. Bloody Mary, click on that. I mean, it’s an ingredient. Tomato juice, tomato juice. Tomato juice! The third clickable thing! Yes! Oh, God! Okay, let’s go to Kentucky Meat Shower and try to get to Bigfoot. I think we can do this one fast. We gotta do it fast. What is a Kentucky Meat Shower? Look it up on, uh, Urban Dictionary. Oh, no, it’s an event. It’s an incident occurring for a period of several minutes between 11 a. m. and 12 p. m. on March 3, 1876, where it appeared to be chunks of red meat fell from the sky. That’s cool. So we need something that’s not real. Like, uh, blood rain. Bad omen. Stuff that’s not real, you know what I’m saying? Phenomenon. Phenomenon. Observable. Sextus Empiricus. Go back. Don’t tell anybody I went back. Ancient history. Sacrificial. Abnormal births? No, no, no. Go down. Well, that would be a big foot. He’s not talking about a kid born with a big foot. Ancient Greece, ancient Rome. Put me out of my misery. I feel like we gon we gon get this. Astrology! There we go. Okay, astrology. Things that aren’t true that people believe. Okay, pseudoscientific. Here we go. I can almost taste it. I can almost taste it. We need conspiracy theory stuff. UFOlogy? But where’s, like, the belief in Bigfoots? Where is it? What does he see over there on the other side? Prevalence of pseudoscientific beliefs. I think maybe there. These people believe in big fun, blah, blah, blah. Logical plausibility, clinical trials, scientific community. It feels like we’re so close. I know we are, aren’t we? Are you still looking? No. No, I think, I think we cut. Oh. Okay. We cut. Come on. You can do it. Science fiction? No, uh uh. Horoscopes, metaphysics. I mean, if you’re under pseudoscience and Bigfoot doesn’t come up. Gravitational theory. Personality. Oh, pyramidology. Witchcraft. What is the study of, is that pseudo archeology is, there’s a name for it. Yeah, crypto, crypto, cryptozoology. We need Cryptozoology, just in the sake of time. How do you do a on a Windows machine, how do you do a? Control F. Crypto? Cryptoscience, but it’s not clickable. But there’s another one. Cryptozoology! Bigfoot! Just under the wire. Now we cut. Check out the best food and drinks the Sporked team has been tasting lately at sporked. com and follow them on TikTok for weekly recaps every Friday.