Today we’re tasting every flavor of omelet from Neopets. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning! If you’re a fellow millennial, like Rhett and I definitely are, you probably have a fondness for the virtual pet web game Neopets, which Rhett and I definitely do. Yes. Where you could own and take care of virtual pets, play minigames, and explore a whole world full of Neopets lore. That’s right, which is why we of course know that in the game, there was something called the Giant Omelette that players could visit everyday to receive an omelette in a randomized flavor to feed their pets. Mhmm. Ranging from normal flavors like bacon to weird flavors like marshmallow. And if you don’t have any familiarity with the game, like Rhett and I definitely do. Yep. Think of what we’re about to do as just a regular omelette taste test. It’s time for Gut Check, Every Neopets Omelette Edition. Okay, boys, we’ve got 35 flavors of eggy goodness for you to taste and decide which is the superior omelette. Mm hmm. But you need something to help you. And I do have that. I have my scoring chart. Nice. Which, as, uh, me, a male kacheek, gets older, I get happier. All the way up to 100 days, which is very tasty, apparently. Uh, I have, um, more lottery tickets. Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I get it, they’re all eggs. I wonder if I have a quarter. Oh yeah, you know what? I keep a quarter in my pocket. [laughter] We don’t have time for this, actually. I want to do it throughout the episode. I can win $250,000 and then, oh, there’ll be egg on your face. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Proceed without me. In case you need a palate cleanser for all the eggs you’re about to consume, we have extra large fizzy drinks from Neopets for you. Oh, hey, look at the, look at the image, and then look at what you, that’s, that’s so cool. Um, okay, first up, the category is savory, starting with plain. Plain, so what is it? I won seven dollars! I won six dollars! No, I didn’t, no, that’s not a zero, that’s not a zero. Hey, hey, eat your, eat your omelette. It’s plain. It’s just like a cold egg. I’m gonna give it a 22. Oh, you’re gonna have a rough day. You’re giving a plain omelette a 22. I give it a 50. Cheese. Oh, better. I like that. Mmm. Cheese helped. That’s good. So much. I’m gonna give that a 69. I’m gonna give it a 72. Cheese and onion. I like cheese and onion. Just like a raw slab of onion, huh? Oh. I like that. Mm hmm. It made it even better. Seventy seven. Seventy eight. Seventy eight! Mm hmm. Barbecue sauce. Just barbecue sauce on an omelet? Who played this game? Mm mm. Oh, oh, oh. Lots of, lots of hands. Sixty. Sixty five. Bacon. Uh huh. But just bacon. Just bacon, no cheese. Fifty eight. Sixty one. Bacon and broccoli. What? Why? Why? Why didn’t I win anything yet? Thirty seven. This is a scam. Carrot and pea. It’s a scam, isn’t it? It’s a scam. I don’t think they intended for you to care about it. Carrot and pea? I didn’t get the carrot. Carrot and pea on an omelette? Thirty one. Oh, there’s bonus space. Nineteen. Clay. What? Oh, my goodness. What? Clay? And for YouTube, this is fully edible, all organic. I got a little bit, I kept a little bit in my mouth. Oh my god. That’s organic. I can tell. Four. Um, I can give it a 12. Ham and cheese. Oh, look at that cheese. Look at the ham. Hmm. Oh, 82. 74. Little fishy. Little fishy. Ugh. Mm. Mm mm. That is salty. That is so salty. That is really hard to eat. Did y’all x ray these to make sure I wouldn’t win? Uh, two. Lower than the dirt, yes. Seven. Green pepper. Meat and pepper? Green pepper. That’s it? There’s a desperation to that one. Um, nine. Twenty one. Meat feast. Oh, we’ve got pepperoni and we’ve got sausage? Okay. Maybe a hamburger? Well, I bet my neopet would be so happy. What is the goal of the game? Does it replace a pet in real life? 44. Or can you have a real pet, too? What? 51. Mushroom. None of them won. That could have won 250, 000. That’s just not It’s not bad, but it’s not good, but it’s not. 41. I’m down here on 29. Pizza! Okay, now I’m engaged. Pizza! What? Cheese sauce? Whole shebang? Whole shebang, Link. Mm. 74. I don’t need my eggs to be pizza fied. But do you want it? 50. No. No. Rice. Just rice. But then it’s got ketchup on it. Because y’all tried to make it look like a game. So it’s got a smiley face. Hmm. It’s like a crispy rice. Uh, 15. 60. Ugh. You alright? I got a little egg in me rotten What did you do? What did you do? Is that durian? Oh, that’s pretty nice. 75. Ah, 75 is pretty good. Oh, oh, oh. Uh, zero. Sausage. Sausage. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I lost the lottery today. Well you lost your sausage too. Oh man, I lost my sausage. Yeah, just put it right back on top. Yeah, I don’t care. I eat off this desk all the time. Uh. It does taste like breakfast sausage. 64. Yeah, 65. Sausage and pepperoni. Oh! Well. Does it cost more in the game? Is there money? It’s randomized. It’s randomized. There’s no legal tender in the game. So you just go to an omelette? That’s not true. So what do you buy with the legal tender that is in the game? Who makes the omelette? Neogod. A monster guy. And y’all wanna eat it? From the monster guy? He’s like a wolf. I don’t like pepperoni on my eggs. 72. 47. Spinach feta. Oh, feta. Well that looks fancy. I don’t really want it. Why don’t you like feta? I don’t like cold eggs anymore. You haven’t started liking them throughout this process? Less and less. 59. 59. 28. I still have egg somewhere in my lung. Tomato. I got egg lung. Oh, that’s quite nice. Hold it still. I’ll get it. I’ll get it. That is quite nice. That is quite nice. There you go. That is quite nice. He loves it. Come on. Yeah, he can do it. He can chew. I’m gonna give it a two. Oh, that’s pretty good. Uh, 58. Tomato and pepper. Oh, more. Oh, that was nice. These Neopets, they have simple palates. Yeah, they do. It’s not, nothing’s too complex, is it? I gotta blow some egg out of my nose. We’re having difficulties. Different ones, but we’re both having them. Just, how many, are we close? We close to being done? I’m sorry. Uh, it was egg and pepper, uh, I mean, uh, and tomato. I mean, as much as we have loved Neopets our entire lives, I gotta tell you, you’re kinda ruining it for us. We never knew it was gonna be like this. I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s going on. Okay, I need a score for tomato and pepper. Sixty. Four. Veggie Delight. Oh, this is all of the things that we’ve had. Tomatoes and onions, I mean, Peppers again. What are we gonna call this? Rhett and Link are force fed? Link is force fed. I, um, I’ve been doing it on my own. No one has stuffed anything in my mouth. I did I have egg in my nose. I’m starting to hate just eggs now. It’s in my throat. I mean, Neopets out the window. Eggs now out the other window. Do you have to go to the hospital if you get egg in your lung? Like, Does it work? Does it work its way out? It works its way out, right? Here, here’s a quarter. I got insurance, man. Okay. Veggie Delight, score. Oh, uh, 7. 55. Spicy red pepper. Ooh. Oh, there’s a jalapeno. Okay, now. Oh! Now I’m angry. Too hot. Oh, that’s really hot! Too hot! I like them. 71. 13. That concludes the savory category. Our next category is sweet. Yum. Starting with Black Current. Ooh. Is a sweet omelet– Look how pretty that is. Even a thing outside of– Egg custard. Oh. Hmm. 78. Make, make yourself– 48. Make yourself attracted to the eggs. Make yourself, make yourself. I’m just eating sponge, dude. Cold sponge. Can you make yourself like it? I think you can make yourself like it. Make yourself lust for cold eggs. You can do it. You’re not gonna like the rest of this episode unless you change it. Let’s just keep going. I’m gonna power through. Honey Blossom. Honey Blossom. This one’s very rare. Hmm. 59. 61. Oh, hey, yeah, see? Smile and makes you happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smile makes you, just don’t stop smiling. 61? Don’t stop smiling. Fresh fruit surprise. Oh, a surprise. All right. That’s weird. Oh, so surprising. It’s sour. Oh. That’s a surprise. Hmm. Fifty one. Oh! I literally, I literally choked on the, on the egg. On the egg. Yeah, egg in the lung? Oh, yes. You want to go to the hospital together? Yeah. Has that ever happened? Did we both say 51 with egg in the lung? Yeah. Never happened. Never happened. Never happened. Never happened. It’s the magic of Neopets. Yes. Chocolate. You see when you get happy Link, what happens? Chocolate and egg? Oh wow. Chocolate custard. Think about it like that. Yeah, chocolate custard. Yeah, chocolate custard. 82. 52. Marshmallow. Oh. 64. 48. Strawberry. Ooh, this could work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Why would you put strawberry jam on just a egg? For pets. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 66. I think it’s a, I think it’s a 62. That concludes the sweet category. Our next category is world of Neopia. Okay. Exclusives. And because there’s, these are so special. We want to make sure you appreciate the full visual. Yes, okay, so we will be bringing in the full omelettes, and you will be serving yourselves bites of these. Oh. Uh, starting with, uh, Chokato. Choc ato. Choc ato? What is this? Chokato. Are we sharing? Chokato. Chokato. So it’s choc? You’re gonna love it! What is it? Well, it’s the combination of two things. Chocolate? Uh huh. I’m gonna give it a five. B b b blueberries? Tomato. Oh, chocolate and tomato. I hate it. I’m angry. Uh, it wasn’t very good. Forty one. God. Hot Tyranian pepper. So this is a made up thing? Hot Tyranian– None of this is made up. Tyranian pepper. Okay. Oh, I’m sorry. I just really deface the omelet. I’m just going eat this right here. It is hot. It’s hot. 52. 39. That’s kind of cool when we both have 51 a little. Yeah, that was great. That was great. Juppie. Juppie What? Juppie? This is making a lot of people happy. Ah. What is that? Is it jelly and guppies? 38. You’re not gonna tell me what it is? Oh, I’m, yeah, I’m withholding it as a mystery. But I’m about to tell you. What is it? Oh, God. Made of Juppie fruit. 7, 7, 7, 7. He’s having a hard time. I just can’t. I don’t need more of the other. Ugga melon. Oh, Ugga. Oh, this is, you’re making it hard for me, but, you know. Now it’s just like a total, what’s the word for um, the way something feels in your mouth? Mouthfeel. Yeah. Texture. So it’s like um, so it’s like a watermelon and a honeydew. Yeah, you like all of that. And the eggs, you like the eggs too. You smile at the eggs. You smile when you get eggs in your mouth. You smile ’cause you Hey, you’re happy. Oh my God. Hold on. Did you just take egg out? No, no, no. I’m just, I’m, I’m thinking. Oh yeah. Um. 47. 18. Twirly fruit. Twirly fruit. Twirly fruit. So, I mean, what kind of fruit twirls, if we’re trying to figure this out. Hmm. I don’t know. There’s fish. There’s fish in here. Right. It is a little fishy. Six! Eighteen. We’re done, wrap it up! And finally Tangy tiger squash. Oh, look at that. That is beautiful. Oh, this is the last one. Oh, God. Is that baby food? It’s sour. Twenty seven. Eleven. That concludes the World of Neopia Exclusives category. You have now tasted every kind of Neopets Omelette, and your scores will be tabulated. Great. I have a confession to make. I did something very selfish. I started a series on the Mythical Society where I get to talk to musicians that I admire so I can become a better songwriter. And I’m jealous because of the people that you’ve talked to. That’s right. So episode one is with someone I really admire, Orville Peck. Let’s see a little clip. People thought that the song was about bottoming. And then if you like, if you read Hey, hey! Bottoms need an anthem too, man! Listen, no shame, no bottom shame. There are fully lines in that song where I’m like, Oh, y’all really thought that? Now, I sometimes wonder if I’m singing it with that intention because it’s like I was in my brain, too. Yeah, lean into it. I’m well, that’s what they say. Haha, we had a good time talking about songwriting mostly. It does seem like you went kind of deep with it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I go wherever the spirit leads, man. It’s called That Song’s a Song, Song, Song. Mm hmm. If you get the reference, you get the reference. And you can watch episode one now at mythicalsociety. com. Check it out. Okay, back to Neopets omelets, your favorite. The overall top four flavors in no particular order were chocolate, cheese, cheese and onion, ham and cheese. How did chocolate get here? Chocolate covers the world of hurt. It does. We’ll send it on its way, it’s fine. Well cheese man, cheese, cheese, cheese. I really like cheese. I like the cheese and onion better. I think I like the cheese and onion better than the cheese and ham. I think I like the ham and cheese better than the cheese and onion. Oh, yeah? Because this cheese, this, uh, onion is raw. I liked that about it. If it was cooked, I would be on team cheese and onion. Let’s put this one up. Let’s just, let me get number three. Straight up. Put that up there. So now we are trying to figure out, um. Ham and cheese omelet, man. I mean, it’s as good as it gets. I mean, right, I don’t want ham and cheese, I just, there’s a raw onion, I mean, right, right, right, right, right. I really want to, but I understand. So, there you go, let me help you out here. We have given the ham and cheese omelette, we didn’t need to taste it again. Right. The tastiest Neopet omelette. Congratulations! Ah! Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. I hated this. But I’m okay. You know what time it is. I’m Ali, I’m Thomas. I’m Michael. I’m Tori. 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