GMMore 2785: We Play Club Penguin

Welcome to Good Mythical More. You heard of Club Penguin? Well, turns out we’re members and didn’t even know it. Yeah! We’re gonna play for the first time. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Altadena Girls to aid in their mission to help teen girls who lost everything in the L.A. wildfires, rebuild their lives. And you can join us in giving at pledge.to/altadena-girls All right, thanks for being your mythical best. Now, my understanding before we dive in is that Club Penguin was a thing. I think I remember my son playing it at some point. But then it shut down and now the fans have reopened it and created their own version of it? Oh. Ad supported. Uh, let’s, let’s dive in. We’re going to go get some style. Yeah, we are collectively Randler. Yeah, let’s go over there and, and um make ourselves pretty. Okay, uh, do you want to be a different color? We’re green right now. Green’s good. Yeah, I like that. More of an alien race. It was once the official color of the Rhett and Link universe. Don’t worry about the backgrounds. We don’t care about the backgrounds. We need a shirt. How about a green shirt on a green man? Um, we wanna go tonal? Sure. You like red bandanas. I like red bandanas. But then we’re Christmas themed again, and we’ve done that before. Let’s not do that. Let’s go with, um. How about a star t shirt, which makes it seem important? It’s a steal, with 200 coins. How about a baseball glove? We’d look like we’re willing to have fun. I don’t like baseball. A hat’s only 25 bucks. Don’t do a hat. We’re gonna do hair. Oh. Let’s do the star t shirt. Star t shirt. Um, okay. Yes. Okay. Moving right along. Flip the page. There we go, see? See that Astro Pomp? We don’t need a Starship suit because we’ve already got a shirt. Let’s see what that makes us look like. We need that. Yeah, we do need that. Okay. Now, we want to save some money. We want to buy a pet. How do we? Oh, look, you can put a whole fluffy gown on. It looks like a fish. I don’t I don’t think we should do that. Does it smell? I don’t know. I just want to communicate that we should be. Talked to. Talked to, and we’re interesting. By children. Mm hmm, mm hmm. Space squid. Let’s keep it simple. Let’s see what we look like. Yeah, let’s get out of this. We look good enough. Look at us. Come over here. Look at us. Yeah. Where’s the shirt? Somehow. We still have a hat on. How do we take the hat off? How do we put it on, Brittany? Oh, you actually need to put it on. Well, what do we do? It’s kinda hard for me to see the icons here. There should be an edit icon somewhere. Edit down here with the gear edit. That’s edit account. No. These are so small buttons. Edit player. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, so, what do we do? Closing your inventory now, you. Like, like, we don’t even know what inventory is. How about we just, we’re just. Let’s just play the game. We’re just carrying, we’re just carrying our clothes. We got a shirt, we got a shirt if we a shirt just in case, if it gets cold. Yeah. Oh, we earned a stamp. Lens Crafters is offering 50 percent off. Don’t get distracted by the ads. Okay, I’ve been told I can go here to get a pet. Walk over here. Let’s get a pet. Now we’re talking. Puffles for everyone. You want a cat that looks like your cat? Yes, yes, yes. It’s a sock of the cat. 800. Can’t afford him. Okay, well, let’s just get something that has no features. That’s 400. Blue guy’s 400. A blue pet. There we go. Choose a name. Bobby? Bobby? Babby. B A B B Y, because Bobby is my father in law. I don’t want to bring him into this. B. Okay, hold on. I’m not doing that. That’s fine though. I like that. buh. Hold on, but I gotta type messages to people. B. O. O? This is a lot like just Bobby, Bobby with an I. Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Okay, he comes with apple. See, we don’t wanna spend any more money. on this guy. We want an apple. We gotta make sure we don’t wanna return him before we start spending more money. Okay. Look, now he goes everywhere with us. Look at that. It’s just Randler and Bobbii. Now, who is Real Goober? Let’s go find out. Let’s talk to real Goober. Well, I wanna talk to him. Chat down there in the bottom middle. X out of that. I can send him mail. How do I text? What do I do? Bottom, bottom portion has the chat bar, yeah. Yeah, so I need to say, Hey, Goober? How do I know that he knows what I’m. Yeah, you need to. Yeah. Something’s wrong. Goooober! Guys, something’s wrong with my keyboard. Alright. It just, it just stops. I’m just typing and then. Goober was. I’m trying to say what’s– Was up, up, up, up, up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enter. Okay, I hit enter. Nothing happened. Hit the red, the white button. Goober was up, up, up, up, up. Was up, up, up, up. Was up, up, up, up. And where are you? Maybe walk over to him so he knows that you’re talking to him. There you go. Hi. Ask him if he’s ever heard of Rhett and Link. You ever heard of Rhett and Link? Yeah, let’s make this, maybe we’ll get a subscriber out of this. Walk up to him again, though. I’m talking. What in the world is happening? He might not be able to see what you’re saying, because he might be– okay, never mind. He’s just trying to leave you. You ever heard of Rhett and Link? Uh, he disappeared entirely. Okay. Cause that’s us. Okay, alright, uh, well that didn’t work. Your strategy didn’t work. Let’s go to a place with more people and see if they’ve heard of Rhett and Link. Okay. Yeah, go to places. We’re gonna go places. And then go. We gotta find somebody who knows who we are. Let’s go to town! Oh yeah. You want me to just ask everybody? Why not try, hey, we’re Rhett and Link, AMA. We can talk to futility, we can talk to. Yeah, but then you’re not gonna get the unfiltered opinion of you. You can’t say that you’re you. Hey. Anybody want to talk about Rhett and Link? Do y’all, I’m, I don’t know what’s happening. I, I swear I’m not doing anything different than I do every day. And y’all see my emails? They don’t look like this. Lots of vowels being strung out. I’m so glad I gave you the keyboard. Hey, y’alllllll want to talk about Rhett and Link? Hey, do y’all want to talk about Rhett and Link? Surely somebody does. Um. Bigger Prolly Movies, Make It Rain. Goodbye. Are you answering your own questions? I don’t know who they’re talking to. Yes. Alright, there’s a yes. So let’s go to Pickle Gobble. I’m giving my POV. What’s your POV, Pickle Gobble? I feel like we’ve worn out our welcome in this room. Yeah. I think we need to go to a different room and start a new conversation about Rhett and Link. Let’s go to this place. The Plaza. Here we go. Not as many people, that’s fine. Jenna’s BF15. Y’all got any hot takes about Rhett and Link? I think. Nope, that’s all you can do. Hit enter. Question mark. I think they’re cringe. Especially currently. Larabuzz and Androided5P1 are not really interested in convo. We keep driving people away. Oh, here comes Alcindor. Alcindor? He died. I’ll send her a thank you letter. Well, what do you want to discuss? Yeah, how hard is it to talk to people, Brittany? You would probably have better luck if you went someplace a little more populated. Or you could play a minigame, but if you want to talk to people, I would try going somewhere else on the map. Well, we embarrass ourselves at the populated place. We’re ruining our reputation very, very quickly. No, we’re ruining Rhett and Link’s reputation. The stadium, people love stadiums. No, they don’t. No, they don’t. These are not sports people, I see. What about Igloo Town? You could see if somebody’s in their igloo. Or you could just explore other people’s igloos. Oh, let’s just go in somebody’s igloo. Okay. Ooh, they got a DJ booth! Hold on, is this a person? This is a dance floor! That’s the igloo owner. The igloo owner has made a nightclub in their igloo. Can I come in? I think there’s a really good chance that he’s not actually there, though, since he’s not moving. Okay. He’s just standing there? Can I leave? There. Just want to be polite. Okay. That was a cool igloo, though. Okay. Coming back to map. That was a dope, lit igloo. Switch. Let’s play a game. Brittany, where should I go? We gotta talk to somebody. The Cove? Uh, go back to the town. Go back to the town, man. They won’t remember us. Yeah, they won’t. Uh, I’m back. I’m different. Try going up to somebody so they know that you’re talking to them. Go up to somebody first. I’m back, I’m different. Okay? You’re raising my blood pressure. Maybe go up to, um. Who said that? Take some. Okay. I think they’re talking to each other. I want some. What is it? I want Good God, what is happening? We found treasure! Okay, I don’t care! We found 30 coins. You activated a snowball, so you have a little I want what you have. I want what you have. How do I get rid of the costumes? You could try to just throw a snowball at somebody. Click. Yeah. That was kind of rude. Okay. You hit that person with a snowball. Oh, now somebody’s, okay. Alright. It’s a buttercup. Buttercup in the lower right is in the pharmacy. Saying something about the pharmacy. You can see if anybody’s working at the coffee shop. Yeah, we need privacy. Okay, we’re going in the coffee shop. Dead in here. Oh, there’s one guy. Who is that? This person sitting, are they, are they need something? They need help? They seem alarmed. They’re just pressing their exclamation point over and over again. You okay? You have to ask them if they know Rhett and Link. You know Rhett? What? Rhett and Link? Look, look to your right. You’re looking to your left. It’s a little weird. There you go. I think this person is catatonic. Now this is Gabey. I bet they know who we are. You know, right? Maybe just copy and paste that so you can just slam it in there every time. Okay, let’s leave it with a capital K. You should call them upstairs. They went to the Club Penguin times. Yep. You’re talking to no one. Hey, does no one here know Rhett and Link? Club Penguin Times. There we go. I don’t, I can’t go in. Walk around the wall. He’s back now. He’s, oh, he left. I’ll tell ya, this is, this is fun. I could spend minutes upon minutes playing this game. Hold on, we haven’t even got somebody to say hello to us. I’m so dejected. I mean, we are Rhett and Link. And we keep asking people if they know about us and they won’t even talk to us. Yeah, but they won’t. Yeah, it hurts. It does hurt. Okay, let’s go back out here. Okay. Can you curse? Don’t. Don’t curse. It’s children. It could be children. Well, please go away. Hey. Walk up to somebody who looks I’m following that guy because he said please go away. And I’m going inside to follow this. Okay. Now where is he, though? You’re standing on him. You’re standing on him? Okay. Why do you want me to go away? Do. It doesn’t work. Paste doesn’t work. Do you know about Rhett and Link? I’m starting to, starting to feel like some sort of like, uh, a salesman of sorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something that we would have done in like 2007. In Second Life. Those speakers are pumping, boy. Maybe go up to somebody else. Maybe somebody in the dance club would know about you. Yep. The fun people. Yeah, that’s right. Where’s that? Right there? Right in the middle. Are we dressed appropriately? We might need to put a shirt on. Ain’t nobody in here, Brittany. I’m gonna As soon as we show up on the dance floor, the one person left. Hold on. Okay, here we go. First thing we’re gonna do is we’re gonna dance. Let’s just dance. Yeah. So now, okay. Well, I think you’re singing, but We’ll just look like we’re having fun. Oh, yeah, there you go. Now come over here. Don’t get too close. Okay. There you go. All right, here we go. Now dance. Um, do you know about Rhett and Link? Right, it’s a numbers game at this point. Somebody’s bound to know about us. Dat Neal. This is somebody, we, say hey, we have the same last name. Oh, oh. Yes! Oh! And they look just like us. This guy said yes! Good Mythical Morning! Telling They are cringe, right? 69 Troy Bolton. They used to be good. I think you might need to It hurts me. Because that’s, that’s why I talk about it so much. With you. Specifically. Specifically. Wait, say that again. It disappeared. See, you’re typing too fast. Maybe just say, We are Rhett and Link. We are Rhett. And Link. This is called catfishing. See what they say. Trying to get a suck. Just wait until they can respond. Sick! Is that good? I talked to Rhett and Link in penguin town today, Mom. No one believes me. I said, is that good? Do you like my music? Can’t hear it because of rights. But I bet it’s great. I didn’t realize this was this person’s Ask them if they’ve heard of, uh Oh. Yeah, do you want to ask if, um, they’ve heard of your music? Oh, you ever, you like our music? Yeah. Do you know our music? Oh, shh, we love your brumate. Do you love your brumate? Not a sponsor. Your brumate is not a brand, I understand, but still not a sponsor. We like sp I’m drinking some right now. Oh, crap, we drink it all the time. I was drinking one earlier. Link, just drink one. All right, ask him, ask him if he’s, um, Argentinian. Classic gold flave? What was yours? Grapefruit? Um, I think sparkling grapefruit. Sparkling Sparkling Grapefruit. Great. Grapple fruit. Yeah, that’s close enough. Sparkling grapple fruit. , spark sparking. Sparking grapple fruit. I put, I put the ella out. We had the German written length . So good. Yeah. I feel like we’re really connecting so good about, about beverages. Yeah. So good. Like really good. Like Brett and Link. But, but, they know that it’s us now. Oh yeah, I can’t say that. So, what else do you like? Say, we like ribs. We like ribs. Whoa. What? You used a rude or inappropriate word. Okay, alright. Okay, okay, okay. What word did we use? Ribs? Okay. Oh, my gosh. I guess I can’t say No, hold on. They don’t know. They don’t know that we’ve been reprimanded. I don’t want to say it again, either way. Michaela said you probably said a body part and ribs, and it probably just like automatically Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, don’t say, well, it was a pig body part in my mind. We like pig. Pig ribs. We like pig. We like you, pig. Bacon. Yes, that’s, that’s one. But also, above bacon. But I can’t say it. Maybe say, meaty bone, meaty bones. No, I can’t say meaty bones. I can’t say meaty bones, man. Meaty pig bones. Meaty pig bones. No, I can’t say that. Above bacon. Yes, yes, yes. Just say meaty pig bones. No, no, no, no. I’m not gonna say bones. I refuse. Meaty, pig, hard Well, I’m gonna go, but also Beef? Just to get it off pigs for a second. Um, maybe not even, it shouldn’t even be an animal. Yes, and veggies. So anyway. Are you, are you subscribed? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Carbs too? So anyway, uh. So anyway, please subscribe? Um. We gotta get something out of this. Please subscribe. To our, our meat service. Seems like we’re saying, there’s other, we’re gathering a crowd, I will note. And tell others. Mm-hmm. Okay, say, say goodbye. Goodbye and thank you. Goodbye and thank you. For being your mythical best. This has been fun. Are we able to take a dump before we leave? No. You too, brother. May I say meat bones is the last thing. Yeah. We were talking about. Meaty pig bones. Meaty pig bones. Just in. Yes, it works. What a relief. We got that out there. Whoo! And then we leave? We leave. Yeah. Okay, all right, we’re good. Yeah, I can see why this is so addictive. Join the Mythical Society for an exclusive conversation about music between Rhett and Orville Peck.

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