What could you get with $1,500 at Marshall’s? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The beauty of shopping somewhere like the discount department store known as Marshall’s is that you never really know what you’ll find. Instead of being shackled by the limitations of normal, organized shelves full of boring, practical products that you need, you can shop freely, guided only by vibes, for a diverse array of off price treasures that you may not find. Anywhere else, but who among our treasure hunting crew can emerge from those chaotic aisles with the best, weirdest stuff Marshalls has to offer? Let’s find out. It’s time for Rank Marshall’s Shopping Spree edition. Welcome to the Rank Tank. Mm-hmm . And welcome you guys. Thank you, Rachel. Emily, Leonard and KG have gone on shopping Spee. Y’all love some Marshalls? Yes. Of course. Big Marshalls guy. All day. All right. Stevie, walk us through how this is gonna work. Okay, boys. We gave up to $400 to each of these four crew members to spend at Marshalls on whatever they thought would make for the most impressive haul. Each crew member will have a chance to present their haul to you and after each presentation you’ll place their photo on the podium in the corresponding order of who you think did the best and when it’s all said and done, the person with the absolute best Marshall’s haul will be named Rankiac Brainiac. That makes sense. Rachel, you’re first. Yes, I am. And I can’t wait to kind of get into my haul, which is for my nook. Oh! Yeah! To really make my nook look nice. Okay. I’m obsessed with having a nice nook. Um, and to start, the first thing we’re coming out with, Woah! Yeah, there’s gonna be that in the nook. That’s a flower pot? That’s a flower pot, or you could put pens in this. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn for the nook. Uh oh. Uh oh. Is that a frond? Yeah, that’s a banana leaf frond. This is a steel. Why are you acting like you’re rowing? Because it’s good. It’s got multiple uses. It doubles as a paddle in an emergency. Thank you so much. No problem. I gotcha. No, it’ll stay, I think. Um. And then, sardines. Oh, yes. Oh, my god, the fish of the sea. And then, a family of slenderman. Um, oh, cool. Okay, tell us more about your nook, first of all. No, actually, I just have one last thing to present. And I, I just gotta, um, It’s just, I ain’t gonna help you because that would lower your rank. Oh! Oh, my God! How are we gonna compete with this? Pilates! Okay. Yes. And that’s a stool. Ha ha ha ha ha! Yep. Is it also storage? It’s like, can you take the top off? Whoa. So, hold on, you’re gonna, how big is your nook? My nook’s the perfect size. You’re gonna be sitting up in your nook? I’m gonna be sittin up on my nose. She did it all over the nook. Does it, does that, does the stool float because you look like you’re ready to row? Yeah. Let’s see some. This could be a painting. This is nice for just, like, you know, you’re sittin and you just wanna sit. I feel kinda hot right now. I am just so hot, I just. Whoa, that’s good, that’s air. You’re feelin’ that. Now this is, this is kinda– You can see the wind whippin’. All right, Rachel. Right now you’re in the number one position. And if you want to use your uh, stool as an ottoman at this point, you can move back to the couch. Yeah, get on back there. Are we talking about the price? How much was this stool? This stool? $60. Whoa. What? That’s nothing. That’s amazing. Pretty good deal. That’s good deal. Dang. I don’t know if I can compete with that, but you have to. I know. and I also didn’t know there was like themes. I just kind of grabbed whatever spoke to me, you know? Okay. Just, I did what I, this was an exciting day, so. Um, I got this water bottle. Bedazzled? Yeah, and then I got this purse. That’s a purse? Then I got this. I tell you, there’s no theme. Wow. That’s a purse, too? And, uh, then I know it’s not Christmas, but this spoke to me for some reason, too. You know? And then I got– Emily, just throw it all on the table. I want to hold them! Okay. I love them. I can help. She wants to hold them. Let her hold them. My headphones. These are really good. Uh, those are luxury. And then, I got. Oh, Oh, no! She had. It’s a shrub. I’m gonna do the Miley Cyrus thing on top of it later. Uh, Alright, well. And then, I got– Rachel sat on the stool, so we do expect– I got, uh, Golden Girls, Snow Globe, but I’m saving the best for last. Whoa. Is that a tree topper? Surprise, it’s shiny. And it’s a purse! Oh, another purse! I don’t wanna press. What? But Rachel did sit on the stool. Are you going to Miley Cyrus the ball? Leonard holds it. Yeah, Leonard can hold it for you. Here, let me, let me help. Because before we rank this, we really need to see this. Right, right, right. Okay, hang it. This is gonna determine if you move into first place or not. Right, because right now, we got you in second place. I’m just being honest. It’s a little repetitive. Are you kidding? Oh, my God. Does this look good? Here, I can do it. I can do it. These are the reins. She’s gonna hold herself up. Wow. That’s beautiful. You know, I don’t usually have a bush, but today, today I got one. Okay, that did it. Yeah! For now. Pure quantity. We reserve the right to switch these all back. Oh, of course. Of course, of course. Okay, um, as you know I’m a man. That’s right. And we love you for it. And men, if they’re gonna buy things, they have to have a cave. So, my cave is my bedroom. I don’t own a home. But, I got some things. Okay, first of all, men, clean yourselves. We got a tower of loofahs here. A tower of loofahs. We have a full body massage mat. Men deserve massages too, okay? You know, this isn’t your typical man cave. Uh, we have a very intense cologne. No, don’t, don’t. Okay. We got Marshall’s cologne. I get a headache with that stuff. Got you. Listen. Emily, tell me your opinion. You like it? Yeah. She hates it. Thanks. Now. This is really what sparked everything. It’s intense. Men can have candles too. And what does that smell like? Other men? It smells like the cologne. No, that’s better than the cologne. It’s better than cologne. Give us a toss. No, no! Oh my god. Masculine aromas collection. Ah! Hey, hey, this is men’s stuff. We just tossed, we just tossed glass over here. Toss it to me, I’ll catch it. This is, um, Rugged Man Adventure Wipes. Yeah, yeah. The wipe for the rugged man. Um, it also has scratch and sniff on every single package. They’re all different. Um, this one is Rugged Man Cedar Bourbon. Ooh! Scratch and sniff. Yeah, so you know what you’re getting yourself into. Yes, please. Because, you know, you know, I want to make sure my butthole has a certain scent. And, um. And that’s going to be cedar bourbon. Now, what if this man was wearing these? Oh! I mean. Now that’s clean. That’s real clean. I’m ready to sit in a pickup truck right now, front facing cam, and tell people what I think. Front facing cam. Now, I can’t play the guitar, but I do drink bourbon. Well, this really makes sense if your butthole smells like cedar bourbon. So people can really It’s a theme. Now, some men like soccer. And some men like chocolate. You put them both together. You got a chocolate soccer ball and cleats. Check that out! Wow. Look at that cleats and everything. For the men of Rohan. And I saved the best for last. Grape Fairy! Grape Fairy! You heard those words together. Grapes and fairies. Grape, top three fruit. Watermelon, pineapple, grapes. He could live in my bush. They did not have a watermelon fairy. They did not have a pineapple fairy. So I had to get a grape fairy. Get in there little guy. Is this from like an IP that we should know about? Yeah. Listen, I want to tell you, I saw this. This thing only cost $120. And I was, I’m like, I’m getting it. Are you kidding? You’re not. I’m getting it now. Hold on. That was $120 and $20 real crystal. So your most expensive item was grape ferry. $119 and 99 cents. Can I see grape ferry? Don’t break it. Whoa. It’s kind of, is he porcelain? Oh. He’s, he’s got a wine glass. For the bourbon. Yeah. For bourbon. Oh, he’s got a registration and certificate of authenticity. So it definitely is a Grape Fairy. In ten years, I could sell that thing for five dollars. Oh, look at this. This is number 53 of 300. There’s only 300 of these in the world. Wow. And somehow it ended up at Marshalls. I don’t know. Here it comes. We gotta, we gotta look up the rest of these. I want to know everything about these fairies. Wow, that was overwhelming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next time, we’ll do Ranked Grape Fairy. I don’t even know how to process this. Well, I think he’s It covers everything. We’re really connecting as men, and I feel like that’s an advantage that– Oh, you think this is gonna be misogynist if we put him at number one? I think, I think, I think, yeah, I think so. Hey. The shiny stuff over me? The grape fairy? You would be a number one, but we don’t want to be misogynists. Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it. It’s a kind of talking about your presentation made me like– I didn’t have an Oreo, uh, cookie stool. So you moved Rachel to number one. Yeah. Something about everything that Leonard said made me think less of everything Emily did. Something about me just meant number one. The cohesiveness of your nook is beginning to shine. This makes a lot of sense. This is clear. That’s true. Now, I will say, these two kind of go together. The Great Fairy and the palm frond. Okay, well let’s see if KG can mix things up. Can you top it? Oh, but before you do that. Yes. Let’s see if you can, uh, find out about some other stuff happening on YouTube. That’s right, Sporked! You know about Sporked. They got a website, but they also have a YouTube channel. You can go over there and watch the actual taste test happen. Okay? So go over to the Sporked Taste Testing channel if you want to see them taste test everything from Hungry Man dinners to Booze Balls to frozen salmon. Booze Balls? Booze Balls! I get drunk on that show. Yeah, yeah. Emily regularly gets drunk on that show. New videos every Tuesday and Thursday. Yeah, check it out. All right, KG. You guys ready for this? So, I went to Marshall’s for a new work from home vibe. Okay. And I want to have fun. Professional, but like pulling out my inner child. Um, let’s start off with this Stitch hat. Whoa. Okay. Okay? Okay. Aww. So I’m gonna wear this while I’m working behind, you know, just typin, typin and then it’s like, oh, it’s lunchtime. Nap. Oh, wow! Whoa! You know what I’m saying? But I’m still at my desk. Oh, it’s a travel pillow. I hear a slack. They say travel pillow. I’m up. Typing. Typing. Right? Right. So, hold on. This is how you work? It will, because I just bought it. Yeah. Okay, okay. Maybe leave it on, because we did love it. Yeah. Wait, wait. There’s more. Then I have this. Oh! You know, Easter’s coming up. And then this will show everyone if I’m having a good day or a bad day. Good day, bad day. If my ears are down, don’t talk to me. Okay? It’s like a mood ring. Exactly. Tube man. Oh my gosh, they make that? Yeah, of course. I’ve always wanted to get right close to one of those, but I’ve been scared. It’s gonna be on my desk, sitting there. This is amazing. And then, I love coffee. You know, sometimes, like I said, when I’m having a bad day, ears are down. I have anxiety, you know? If you see me in a meeting and I’m just like, Oh, you know, drinking my coffee. But, but watch out. I’m a little anxious. I’m a little, I don’t want to talk in the meeting. Yeah, ears down. Is that three dimensional? Mmm, no. But hey, on the top, I’m fine. Everything’s gonna be okay. All of this stuff is three dimensional, Link. I thought I was just I thought I was reading the paper. Pretty much everything. It looked like it came out, you know. Okay. And then, like I said, lunchtime. I wanna learn, like, a new hobby. Piano. You got a whole piano. Hold on. You got a little piano? Yeah. Lunchtime can be quick. Gotta learn a new lesson, okay? Can my American Girl doll use that? Yeah, even the Grape Fairy can use it, too. By the way, Marshall’s not a sponsor, but god dang, like, this is Not a sponsor. What a commercial! All of this is at Marshall’s! I know! It’s crazy! I’m saying! So, you know what? Learned a piano lesson, learned a new song, now it’s time to eat. It’s time to eat, we’re making soft pretzels, okay? Every day is pretzel day, your job. Every day is pretzel day, you know? That will bring the ears up, right? Jesus, how are we competing with this? You’ll use that one. Another Easter’s coming up. Easter’s coming up. Right? So cute. I know. Look how cute it is. It’s so cute. It matches my ears. That is really nice. You know, sometimes phone dies. Maybe laptop dies. I need to know what time it is. Right? I need to know what time it is. Is that a necklace or for the wall? Um, it’s for the wall, but I bet you you can add something to it. KG, I’m starting to think that your room is gonna look like a toddler’s room. And what’s the problem? Yeah. I’m still working. I’m still doing my job. Yeah. And then that’s it, and then I have one more thing. Oh, well then it’s not it. Oh my god. Woah. What is it? What is it? I can’t see it. I need a new chair for my desk. Whoa. Care bear chair. Care bear chair. What? A care bear chair. A care bear chair. You got all this for under $400? Wow. Dude. Oh. Dang. It’s nice, huh? Dang. I am just blown away at how far the dollar goes. That’s crazy. at Marshalls. So we’re gonna bring KG into play here. I don’t wanna have that thing where there’s, like, the recency bias, where you basically, like, you just heard about it and you’re excited about it and you put it at number one. But that is what I was gonna do. But that’s what I’m feeling, though, because, like, you had, like, it’s like a story behind everything about how you’re gonna incorporate this. And this helps y’all, because I’ll be working for y’all at home. Right. I just don’t know if the cohesiveness of the nook. Huh. You had her at number one. Yeah, what are you doing, man? I wanted her to have her moment. The nose is the most chaotic ranking. Y’all don’t know me like that. This is cohesive for me. So I mean, I think we wanna, we wanna. Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. He didn’t have anything to sit on! He’s the only one who didn’t sit on anything. I’m a man, I stand. Yeah, he didn’t, he didn’t sit on. He does have the 53rd out of 300 grape fairies, though, which is, I’m not gonna, you can’t go below two with that. Maybe let’s just say which one is the worst and start there. I hate glitter. I was gonna say, I thought that you were gonna put Emily last because of the glitter. That stuff’s gonna get everywhere. It’s gonna get everywhere. Whoa. But, like, come on. You see me walking down the street. I don’t know what else you can fit in here. It’s over, Emily. You’re fourth. You’re just over? Do that one more time, KJ. Okay, let me, she, you gotta put her at number one. That’s it right there. And this guy. Come on out here. Yay! I’ll get in here. Sit right here. Sit down. Rhett, tell her what she’s won. KG, you are officially The Rankiac Brainiac. Something else to put on your head. Yay! Give it up for AJ! Oh! Yay! I’m pretty impressed by all these hauls. I gotta tell you right now, I mean, that was I’m going to Marshall’s. Right after this. Perfect. Oh, no. Can’t make it work. You messed up his hair. They broke it. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now you guys say, you know what time it is. You know what time it is! Hi, I’m Jamal. Hi, I’m Kyra. And we’re in Lang Biang, Vietnam. And we’re in Lang Biang, Vietnam. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. No! Yes! 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