Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have, uh, ingredients for snacks. We’re gonna read these and then see if we can guess what the snack is. Before you can, but first, we’re gonna play the A, B, C, D, E, F, G game. Uh huh. The category is Loving Things to Say to a Partner. Anything you say, boss. Baby, I love you. Can you be cuter? Don’t! Ever leave me. Everybody’s jealous of us. For real. This is going great. Good God. Holy moly. Yeah! Yaaaaah! You started with a Y. Y! You could have said, I love you. I was just going with more sounds. Okay. We’re gonna be good at this. Because, uh, we grew up in the 80s, and we had nothing to read and we didn’t have phones. That’s right. And so when we sat on the toilet, we would just look at the ingredients of things. That we were eating? Mostly shampoos and soaps and things in the bathroom, but occasionally a candy bar that we were eating. And you think he’s joking, but he’s not. Yeah, I read a lot of, uh, bathroom stuff. Oh, yeah. I’m nodding. I’m nodding back here. That’s right. Wow, you really– Before phones, there was shampoo. Mm hmm. That’s good, Rhett. I’m gonna read these out loud. It’s true, is what it is. For both of us. Now, listen. Uh, before we did this, Mikayla said, now we can put a word bank up there of, uh, all the snacks, and you can choose from them. Who do you think we are, Mikayla? This first one is corn nuts, and I don’t need anything else, okay? Ingredients. Corn. Corn’s the first ingredient. Well, vegetable oil, salt, whey, cheddar cheese. Yeah. Buttermilk. It’s cheesy corn nuts. Monosodium glutamate. Romano cheese. Onion powder. So I’m thinking Cheetos, but onion powder, cornflour, natural and artificial flavors, dextrose, tomato powder. Uh, this is, uh, this is, uh, hot, flaming hot Cheetos, I think. Whey protein, concentrate, spices, lactose, artificial color. Red and green bell pepper powder. Garlic powder. Why are you skipping? Sugar. Skim milk. Diosodium guan Guanilate. Red and green bell pepper powder. This is Doritos. Oh, that toilet reading. Dang, son. Now, did you say that because Did you need my guesses? Red and green bell pepper powder. That was when I got it. Oh, God, now we get to eat them. Good God. This is a reward. Mm. Mm. Corn’s the first ingredient. Well, it’s a corn tortilla. Um. It’s funny, because I thought corn nuts. A lot of people, I mean, most people probably know this, but. We’re geniuses. The list of ingredients is in the prevalence of, the order of prevalence of that ingredient. Yeah. Right. Y’all knew that, right? You knew that, right? It’s like corns first because there’s more corn than anything else. And of course the first ingredient to shampoo Water, which is weird because you’re in water. Yeah, who needs more of that? Whole grain wheat flour unbleached enriched flour, soybean oil, sugars, cornstarch, malt syrup, salt, refiner’s syrup, leavening. So this is, uh, this is cakey. Well, if it has leavening, vegetable color, and contains wheat. Two different flours to begin with, though. Flour and oil to begin with. Flour, oil, and sugar. Cornstarch. Malt syrup. Refiner’s syrup. Is bread an option? Okay. So it is a branded snack. Uh, I mean, it has wheat. Is it a wheat thin? I just had delayed deja vu of us talking about you reading shampoo bottles on the toilet. Like, it does probably happen. Nope. I’ve never heard him say it. I’ve probably talked about it. You’re right on your guess. It is wheat thins, but– Ah! Hey, look at that, wheat thins. Wheat thins have hardly any ingredients. I mean, I’m impressed with you, and then I’m impressed with me. Anybody, anybody with us? Mikayla? Yeah! Aren’t we blowing you away now? Blown. This was the first guess for this one. You gonna take that to the toilet? These are so good! These things got nothing in them. Well, they’re not good after eating a Dorito, I’ll tell you that. Yeah, we need more refiner’s syrup. Aren’t we good? Okay. Somebody’s gotta toot our horn. Dang. That’s what we’re for. We toot each other’s horn. Yeah. That’s what a best friend’s for. Mm-hmm, we toot each other’s horn. You need? Yeah. Just tell me if you need your toot horned. I mean. My toot horned? Are you horny for some toot? I’m just calling ’cause I need my toot horned. Your horn tooted. Every friend should be able to toot your horn. You know, if you’ve got a friend who isn’t willing to toot your horn. Get rid of them. Drop them. See, Twinkie Fingers is here today. Not usually here anymore. I don’t know. Must be marriage. He’s been vacationing a lot. He’s been vacationing quite a bit. You’re not here anymore. What are you doing? Vacationing. Your job is, what are you, in a supervisor position now or something? That happens here. Yeah, he’s a design director. That’s what I thought. I remember personally making that decision. That’s right. But you’re back today. Chief Horn Tutoring. Starting applauses. Charge. Man, we miss you. Okay. Whole corn. Corn nuts. Corn nuts. No. Read the second thing. You can’t toot your horn if it’s not tootable. Well, I, I toot his horn. He toots my horn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was trying to toot his own horn. It’s got whole corn, though. And I was trying to toot my own horn earlier. I will admit that. What’s the difference between whole corn and corn? I thought whole corn would be pieces of corn and that’s why I said corn nuts. And I think that can be true. No, it’s not though. It’s not in this, in the answer of this. Sunflower and corn. Is it just a corn cob? Is that a candy? They got a whole corn cob candy. whole corn versus corn. There’s a, there’s, there’s whole wheat, there’s brown rice flour, there’s whole oat flour. Maltodextrin. That is a lot of different Cheddar cheese, onion power, power. Onion powder, buttermilk. Romano cheese. Yeast extract. Paprika. Paprika! Hmm. Whole corn refers to a corn kernel where all parts, the bran, germ, and endosperm are intact. While corn simply refers to the kernel itself. Which could potentially be processed and have some parts removed, making it not considered whole grain. Great. Okay. Great. So it is a corn snack that is cheese and onion flavored. But it has wheat, flour, oat flour. But you know now that it’s like a slightly healthier. This is a Sunchip. There we go. I was thinking the same thing. Now these right here, these are good. These… These are a Sporked pick as well. Relatively late in the game. These have a special place in my heart. We went through a Sunchip phase. Especially back in North Carolina, we had a lot of Sunchips. That was our snack. Because it felt healthier. Before these days, when there is such a plethora of snack choices at Mythical, there was a basement in Lillington that had a drawer full of Sun Chips. But that was after the reading ingredients on the toilet time period. In the chart, it went that to Sun Chips. Sun Chips and um, we would eat SlimFast shakes for lunch. We did that for a while. Just as a meal replacement shake, not as a dietary thing. I don’t think. Because we didn’t want to go out for lunch, we wanted to keep working. Wanted to keep working. So we, we ate SunChips and SlimFast. Just sitting in there, tooting each other’s horn, eating SlimFast and SunChips. And one day a week we would go to, um, my Nana’s, and she would make lunch for us. She sure would. And she would call us to make lunch, and a lot of times, we really couldn’t do it, because we didn’t have time. But, the way that she insisted upon it, we had to do it anyway. Oh yeah. I remember that. So it was like, we couldn’t turn down Nana’s lunch. So we would go over there a lot. Ate a lot of Burger King as well, because there was a Burger King in town. We ate at the Burger King sometimes. We’re talking about Lillington. Sun Chips, they’re the best. It’s going strong, I’m glad. They deserve it. They’re not as good as Doritos. I mean, at least in terms of taste. Dried potatoes. Lays. Okay, we got dried potatoes. A lot of things. Very processed. You get down here, you got blue cheese. Blue cheese. Cheddar cheese is well ahead of that here. Sodium crap. Sour cream. Cheddar cheese. Sour cream. Sour cream and onion ruffles. Ruffles? No. Sour cream and onion lays. No. Oh, no, no. Uh, cheddar sour cream lays chd sour cream, cream cheddar, sour cream ruffles. But, but you haven’t landed on the, the brand of– Ruffle? No. Ruf, Stevie, ful. It’s cheddar sour cream, though, right? Yeah. Which I love the fact, see, I know you like blue cheese. These are these, this is Pringles. Yeah. This, this is what makes. This is what, that blue cheese flavor is what makes that sour cream taste come through. Interesting. Isn’t it weird that there’s onion? Yeah, onion and blue cheese in this? I’m not surprised at all. I add blue cheese to a lot of things. Well it shows the onion there at least. Even for people who don’t like it because it adds a tang. I made a sauce just the other day and put blue cheese in it. Didn’t tell no one. Who ate the sauce? Me. Dozens of people. Me? You weren’t there. Not me. Yeah, my other friends. Oh. The ones that, you know, non horn tooting. Okay. You didn’t need your horn tooted that night? Okay. Alright, that’s fine. That’s fine. Hey, tonight, tonight, you’re gonna toot my horn. Because we’re having a get together. We are, we are. I’m bringing my camera. Oh, that’s awesome. Yeah. Let’s take portraits. I’m gonna take pictures of you. Why don’t you take portraits? Not just of me, of everybody. Everybody should get a portrait. I’m gonna be spinning some records. Rhett’s gonna be taking portraits. I will have you know that more than one time in a gathering of friends I’m excited. I have just started taking portraits of people. I’ve taken some great portraits. Have you seen the portraits I’ve taken? You haven’t shown them. I sure did once. Out in the trees. Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It’s better than anybody’s high school pictures. You had people pose in front of trees? I found a really nice tree. And I took a picture. And then everybody was like, well, we want I think I took one of Jesse. And they were like, well, we want those. And I took pictures of everybody. And I gave them to them all, printed them out 8 by 10. Last part’s not true. But tonight– Was it when we were holding something? Yes. Okay, but we don’t want to tell them what we were holding because that, that’ll, that’ll invite judgment. It, no, it’s a, it’s a, it requires too much explanation to get to the point where we were hold, holding the thing we were holding. But we know you were holding each other’s horns because you’ve talked about it this whole time. No, we toot each other’s horns. We toot them, we don’t hold them. Okay. You don’t have to hold it to toot it. No hands is actually better. Ingredients include enriched flour, tapioca malt syrup, Canola oil, salt, yeast, sugar, and soda. That’s it. Hardly anything in there, but there’s soda, and there’s flour. Tapioca malt syrup. So this is like a floury, salty, sugary, this is just not good for you, first of all, I can tell you that. Tapioca malt syrup is a second flavor, so it is a chewy, gooey, floury, simple, non chocolate, salty, sugary, soda ish? Don’t worry about soda. Because that’s like a baking soda, probably, almost. These, Mom, is what I think of when I think of this snack. But I also know that Carney really likes this snack. I didn’t know Stevie knew that about me. Hot dog buns. What? What did you say? Hot dog sticks. You know you like to eat hot dog butts. Oh, come on. I feel like moms all over the world are sitting on a couch, and Carney, with a little bowl of this snack. Really? Well, at least moms in the 90s. It’s a bowl snack. Well, just cause moms put snacks in bowls. It’s a very plain tasting.. situation. I can tell you that by looking at the ingredients. Very classic. Enriched flour tapioca. Sometimes you can get big versions of this snack that are freshly baked and delicious, but this is the packaged version. The packaged version does come in different shapes, like sticks, circles, balls. It’s a classic shape that’s a twisted shape. I know that when you tell us, we’re gonna be like A twisted, ahh, pretzels. There you go. Ha! Pretzel. Pretzel. There’s not a lot of ingredients in pretzels. And not a lot of reason for horn tooting right now. We’ve really hit a lull. No, no, no. Oh, you notice I didn’t, I didn’t toot your horn at all. I know. I’m really in need of a horn toot worthy performance right here. Not very much on this one either. Corn flour, vegetable oil, palm oil, seasoning, and water. Water? Often the first ingredient in shampoo. This is nothing. This is crazy that they can just say seasoning. And yet, if you go up to any of the other snacks. They list out all their seasoning. This is a well seasoned snack, I will say. Uh, Frito. No, more seasoned than Fritos. Really? Corn flour? Like, it’s like the most– Oh, Cheetos. Flavor packed, you know, snack on the shelf. It’s not Cheetos. It’s not Cheetos, but you’re– But it’s corn. getting closer. In fact, it’s a spicy flavorful packed snack. Yeah. Yeah. We need to take this task. But it’s not flaming hot because– Uh, well it’s, that’s a, you’re in the right world Cheeto. Hot fries. Andy Capp’s hot fry. I’d love some of that. These are very popular in L. A. Oh, is there a ride at Six Flags named after them? Takis. Takis! Takis, y’all are going weak on, well, I was gonna say the government’s gonna come after you, but they’re not. Woo! Feugo! I mean, how can they get away with that? Well. Come on, guys. There’s more ingredients on the, on the back. This is not a Taki thing. This is a y’all thing. Oh, I think we found something out there. Oh, oh, oh, no. Seasoning had, um, parentheses, and they just Okay, they just shortened it. Shortened it. Okay, that’s fine. The seasoning is actually very, very long. So anything that’s in parentheses, you didn’t put on the thing. They took out the stuff that would help us, like corn, and then it said processed with lime. That could’ve helped us. You’re sabotaging us, Mikayla. Oh, well. Oh, well. Oh, well. Oh, that was good. You can’t come back from oh well when somebody says oh well. It’s just, it’s over. She knows how to shut down a conversation. Oh well. She knows how to walk out a winner. Oh well, whoop, exit. It’s like, I don’t know what to say. Alright, see now they’re bringing it back for us. Made with smiles. Oh, this is a liberal something. An enriched wheat flour. This is a liberal, you know, one of them liberal snacks. Made with smiles. An enriched wheat flour. Cheddar cheese, vegetable oil, salt, sugar, yeast extract, wheat, corn flour. Autolyzed yeast extract? Terula yeast, paprika extract, spices, celery, enzyme modified cheddar cheese, onion powder, garlic powder, citric acid, lactic acid, calcium lactate, national flavor, milk, fat, monocalcium phosphate, baking soda. Did you say national flavor or natural flavor? I was choking. I was choking on the Taki. Contains wheat and milk. Made with smiles, that’s like branding. Is it? This is goldfish. There we go. Cheddar cheese goldfish. Ooh, is it bold? Flavor Blasted. We love to get Flavor Blasted. Remember when we, remember when we got big on Flavor Blasted? I mean, you don’t want the two that were in my hand. I don’t. You don’t want them hand blasted, you want them finger blasted. Oh, well. I mean, okay. I mean, you want them flavor blasted. Oh, it’s over, isn’t it? Yep. Subscribe to the Sporked YouTube channel for all of their unedited taste test videos.