What happens when protein snacks meets blackjack? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. If I know my best buddy, I know that the two things he loves most in the world are getting jacked and gambling. Uh, well, I would like to say that I think I might love my family and learning new things even more than that. Well, hey, back me up on this. We don’t have time to change the game. I mean, we we’re gonna be playing blackjack, guessing how many grams of protein are in various foods. Okay, I got you. Yeah. I love my muscles more than my wife. That’s a little far. Hey! Either way it is time for Snack: Blackjack, protein edition. Welcome to the snack blackjack casino zone. Um, but where’s our dealer? Oh, Ugh. The grunting dealer. You grunting. I’m a little, little sore boys. I’m a little sore. You’ve been playing softball. I have. Good. What a lesbian thing to do. A lesbian thing to do? Yeah. Really completing the picture for everybody. Um, and speaking of lesbian things to do, we’re playing blackjack today. You know how it goes? It’s like blackjack with cards, but it’s with food. Yes. Lil something different today, not calories, it’s protein, but everything else is the same. Yeah, it is. I’m gonna deal you a starting portion. I’m gonna give you a protein level to get to. You cannot go over that protein gram count. Okay. Because then you will? Buzz. Yeah. Okay. So we’re starting out with smoothies. We have escalating points here, so this is only worth one point. So I’m not even gonna try. Okay. Okay. That doesn’t sound like you. Um. Rhett. You get eight ounces of plain non-fat Greek yogurt to start and Link, you have almond milk yogurt. Almond milk. Is there any protein? Loser. This is almond milk. Uh, yogurt. Why is it yogurt? It’s almond yogurt. Yogurt. Oh, it’s old almond milk. I was like, good god. Um, 60 grams is your cap for this round. And Rhett, you won last time. So Link, you are choosing first from all the glorious food behind us. Should we go ahead and put it in our blender as we have– Yes. Oh, why not? ‘Cause that’s what you would do with the smoothie. Yeah. And I do have some, uh, strategic news to tell you, Took the thing off. As well. Um, you will have to at least take a little taste of your smoothies. At the end of this. So keep that in mind. No shame in that. As you’re building. So, I mean, there’s no meat in this. Does that mean there’s no protein? Almonds have, hold on. You have a protein, you have a shake every morning, right? Do, do you think because you’re not putting meat in your shake, that you’re not getting protein? I’m gonna take the, what is the point of your shake? The he’s ignoring you entirely. Weight, protein powder. Um, oh, cheater. ’cause I know how much protein’s in that one serving. Um, what’s my, what’s my target? 60. Don’t tell me that. I would like two servings. Okay. All right. Because that’s, this is the only thing that I think that I know. All right. I don’t know. Not, and not in general just related to this. Oh, crap. You replace it. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to block rep from getting any of that. No, I wasn’t gonna do that because it feels like it, because it’s, I don’t know. Don’t do it. Exactly. But now that you’ve done it, I feel like I have to do it. Tit for tat. Well, this is a entertainment show, Rhet. So if you want to be une entertaining, winning is entertaining. That’s on your side. Ask Michael Jordan. Uh, don’t compare yourself to Michael Jordan ever again. I’m not, I’m just using him as an analogy. Come on. Have some fun with it. He won a lot. Um, do servings of whey protein? No, that’s, that’s what I did. Okay. Uh, I might come back to that. I would love kale. Okay. I’ll take all three of them. All right. One, because I’m an entertainer. Three. Michael Jordan was also an entertainer, so, but there’s no protein in kale, right? Quit asking questions. Scotty Pippin, I prefer to think of myself as, uh, BJ Armstrong Bo Jackson. Okay. You know what, I’m gonna take, uh, a cup of spinach, which is just, just because I like that. And you can do the honors. Oh, okay. Well, you don’t have to, but, okay. I don’t even, lemme I gotta pay attention to what I have so far. Mm. That’s how I speak to myself so that I understand what no one else does. Don’t you just have yogurt and kale because I a fair I do. Yes. Yeah, I do. How your own fair? I just do. I don’t know. It’s kind of scary. I’m choking on his finish. I need liquid just in general. Oh, there’s whole milk over there. There’s also an uncrustable stack, which is. Hard to not touch. I would like two of the milks, whole milks, whole milk is this eight ounces of milk. It’s so together. It is. It’s one cup of milk. It’s 16 ounces. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Alright, I’m gonna take one ounce of peanut butter and then I’m going to, uh, stay, hold, freeze. What’s the term? Hold? Hold. Yeah, stay. Yeah, yeah, we both of those are Okay. Alright. I’m gonna put that deep in there. Sir. What are you doing? Okay. I would like one thing of the whey protein powder. Okay. I’ll take the chia seed. Okay. Wow, that’s a lot of chia seed. Dang, that’s a lot of cheese. I don’t know how to calculate that, but I think I might need to stay. Okay, so I’m going to, um, shall we blend in the reveal? Okay. Yeah, let’s do it. I think what I ended up doing was I made the thickest, oh no, that worked. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Now that is the color of my smoothie at home. Um, okay. Yeah. Link Not as good. You are served one serving of almond milk yogurt that has eight grams of protein. Okay. You grab two servings of whey protein powder for 33.6 grams each. Oh, no, no, no. What? Hold on. I thought it would be 20 grams. Nope. Uh, spinach, which is 0.91 peanut butter, which is 6.2. So I’m sorry, sir, you busted at 82.3 grams of protein. Whoa. That’s a big shake, brother. Well. Crap. Well, I didn’t mean it. I got too many chia seeds. Okay, let’s see if that, let’s see what that did. Um, I thought it’d be a little spoonful. You started with one serving of Greek non-fat yogurt for 22.7 grams. Oh wow. Three servings of kale for 1.2 grams each. Not a lot there. Two servings of whole milk for 7.3 each. One way protein powder for. 33.6 I 25. I know one chia seed for five grams, which mean you. Which means you busted at 79.5. Hey, we busted together though, but you busted a little bit more than me. Yeah. So do we both bust and lose? Yep. Yeah. Now you have to show the blackjack an entire cup of this. I actually am kind of into this. You just took one singular sip. Well, now that I know it has like 70 grams of protein in it. It’s good for you. It’s so gritty. Oh, oh God. Yeah. Could be worse. Needs peanut butter. Okay, well. Let’s see if you have or losers any Better luck. The next round, we need to remind you that this week is celibacy week. Yes. This is the week that if you get pregnant or you get someone pregnant, that child will have a birthday between Christmas and New Year’s and that life. Of that child will be ruined. Mm-hmm. Okay. So we’re protecting you from that future. Do not make a baby this week. Twinky fingers, uh, to help ’em out. Um, can you google boner killer and just show the first image that comes up? Don’t look away. Don’t look away. You see that? That’s it. Take it in. You still in the mood? Uhhuh Good. Let it sink in. Okay. The theme of this round is a seven 11 road trip. Okay. You have an 80 gram protein cap. Oh, we’re good at hitting 80 grams. Here we are. As the kids say, uh, ret, you are starting with two boiled eggs. I got it. Link. You are starting with cap, a Lunchable, Turkey situation. Okay. Um, and it’s two points rhet. You start, you know, there’s a team in my softball league called. No glove, no love. But I thought for a second they were called no balls, no glove, which also works. Yeah, it does. No balls, no glove, no balls, no glove. Am I right? Um, okay. We’re gonna do things a little bit different this round too. Like if you use a item the other guy can’t use Yes. From here on out. Yes. Yes. We’re escalating the competitiveness. Alright. Don’t use the item. Another guys use. Gimme all the hot dogs. So you’re taking three spicy bite hot dogs. Good gosh. Look how big those hot dogs are. Maybe just gimme two. Okay. Just to keep the game going. I’ll take all three if you want me to. I will. I wasn’t gonna touch them. I mean, you said three. I realize you’re putting them in this basket, so I couldn’t touch them. Just gimme two All. All can mean two. Sometimes well still, whatever amount you choose of the item that you can’t have this bottle. Yeah, they can’t want anyway. It’s too big. And by the way, it’s a spicy bite. I’m scared of that. Uh, I didn’t realize the wieners were so big until they got close to me. The presentation is delicious. Let’s see. I want to get a croissant, the sausage, egg, and cheese. Yeah. I’ll, I’ll just start with one. I’m gonna, I’m gonna eke my way up there. Do you like the coloring of this? It’s, um, it’s very faded. It’s like these have been in the window for a year. They’re vintage. They have a filter. They have a filter, A satch filter. Don’t look at my basket, anybody. Uh, that was, that was how I got you to look at it. It’s celibate weak, man. Stop it. Oh, sorry. I’m sorry. Sorry. You’re right, you’re right. Sorry if I turned you on. So show that picture again. Show that picture again. Show the man in the sandals. Okay. Uh, you got an extreme meat pizza over there. Extreme meat would like, I would like, I would like, I would like two spicy chicken wings. Okay. See, I’m, I’m looking at these cliff bars over here and thinking I should know how much protein is in the cliff bar. I think I’m gonna go with, I’ll go with one Cliff bar. Okay. You know, I’m, I’m, I’m spreading it out. I’m spreading it out. Um, I’ll take a payday uhhuh. Okay. Oh, that’s two paydays. Two Pade. It’s a king size. It’s broken in half. Okay, well that’s more than I wanted, but I already said it and I’m standing on that. Okay. Oh, crap. Alright, so I, I feel like with my Lunchable I might have like 10 grams of protein. There might be more, but, well, let’s say 15. The croissant, I think that that’s probably, that may be another 15. That’s 30. And then the Cliff Bar is gonna bring me to, that’s another, let’s say that’s another 15. Let’s say everything’s 15. Okay. Uh, it’s 45. I got a ways to go here. So, uh, I’ll take a, I’ll take a Nitro cold Brew just because, um, I don’t like those because they’re really sweetened, but cupboard. Great. I’m, I’m gonna get one. Yeah. Nice. I don’t think that has any protein. I think it has very little because it does have sweet cream. That’s it. Is. Pleasantly refrigerated. It’s like three grams of protein. That seems nice. And it does. Yeah, it does seem nice. Three grams of protein. It seems like a nice personal choice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I need another big one, so Turkey and ham sub. Take one of those and I don’t want to burst. Bust, bust. Ooh. Corn nuts. Yeah. Okay. You got distracted by corn nuts. I like corn nuts. Never turned down a corn nut. This is just like a side snack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m packing up shop. Okay, we’re done. Let’s see what we got. I think that king sized mess sent me over the edge. I’m gonna see how this tastes with vanilla sweet cream in it. Oh, that was cool. It It has gas. Coming out is Nitro link. Link. Link, link, link. You were served one lunch bowl with Turkey cheddar and crackers. Yeah. For 13 grams. Huh? Close to close to 15. You chose one sausage, egg, and cheese croissant for 16 grams. Look at that. He’s on a roll. Uh, cliff bar for 10 grams. Well, I overestimated it. That’s fine. Nitro brew for three grams. That’s exactly what I said. Turkey and ham sub for 20 grams corn nuts for two grams. Bringing your total two. 64. Ah, right now that’s pretty good. I stopped too early. That’s pretty good. You didn’t burst. Uh, and Rhett, you started with two hard-boiled eggs for 11 grams. Yep. A spicy bite hot dog for 22 grams, but you got two. Yep. So 44. All right. Two chicken wings for six grams each as 12. Yes, yes, yes. A payday king size for six grams. Oh yes. Bringing your total two. 73 grand. Yes. You won the points. And there were, that’s a good round for grab. Were you trying to get the spot? That’s 22. Hmm. That’s 22. Hey, hey, hey, Hey Lib. Hey. Hey. Get your mind out of the gutter celibacy sandal. Show the sandals, man. Show the sandals man. And I don’t mean sandals, man. Like sandals of the resort. ’cause that’ll turn you back on when I say sandals. I mean the man and Sandals. Quick reminder, we got a big live event happening over on the mythical kitchen. Survive. The mythical kitchen is April 3rd. That’s, you know, a week from this Thursday, so I would call that next Thursday. Yeah, I would too. Get your tickets right now. You can see Josh put the mythical kitchen ears through their most challenging cooking thing. Yeah, we’re calling it a cooking thing. Cooking thing. I’m not selling it, but it’s awesome. There’s a big, there’s a big prize. Mythical Kitchen live.com, big prize. Um, okay, we are in the three point round. I need this, uh, it’s anyone’s game and the theme is, uh, building your lunch via what’s in the office fridge. Ah, a lot of leftovers. If I brought this, I’m bringing my lunch in this every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rhett, you are starting with five ounces of deviled egg potato salad link. You are starting with. Five ounces of chicken pop pie. Uh, and your goal is, is a hundred grams of protein link. You’re going first. We’re playing by the same. If you choose a thing, the uh, other guy doesn’t get it. Dang. A hundred grams of protein. Skinny mark. Um, alright. You said me first. Yep. Yes, yes, yes. Wow. Crap, crap. What has the most protein up here? Is it the salmon? Especially if I took. 15 ounces of it. Is it the salami, beef and bean burrito? Hmm. I I’ll go with all the salmon. Wow. Healthy protein. All the salmon. Get some good oils. You know what, there’s nothing quite like leftover salmon. Yeah. Leftover fish really gets me going, but not in that way. That’s good. I don’t have, just so you know, I don’t have to abide by celibacy week. Oh, but I do because it makes next week even more exciting. Oh, really? No balls, no glove. That’s right, Stevie. You don’t have to abide by it either. It’s true. Look at us. We’re gonna practice what we preach. We’re none of us are having sex this week. We didn’t discuss this beforehand. Can right now, can we agree we’re not having sex this week? None of us. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. None of us. None of us. Okay. Okay. Uh, well, I was gonna go for the salmon. I’m mad. Woo. I still smell it. You mad? That’s gonna keep happening. I’ll take all the string cheese, take all of it. You know how much protein’s gonna stick it at? I can smell it. I mean, we gotta go to a hundred, dude. Uh, crap. Dalicious. I’m gonna go with the mini beef ravioli. I’ll take two of those. Okay. It’s got beef in it. I would like two hot pockets. I feel like I’m about halfway there. Give me all the salami. You got three, which is three slices. What a interesting way to serve salami. Three slices of salami. This is how I pack my lunch every day. I would like two cups of mac and cheese. Okay. You are loading up on the cheese. If it ain’t got cheese, I don’t want it. There’s an item up here that you both were gravitating towards that you have not selected and I don’t know if it’s ’cause you can’t see it. You talking about the jazzy jambalaya with chicken sausage in ham? No. You are talking about, is there some, you think there’s something we can’t see? Huh? Well, mayonnaise you mentioned. You mentioned it. Uh. Gi, give me the bologna, give me all three slices of the bologna. I hate it, but I know it’s gonna get me to my goal. Oh, gosh, what a, what? An unappetizing slab of cylindrical cross section. I would like. One beef and bean burrito. There we go. Okay. And I will stand just one. I stand a hundred grams of protein, dude. You gotta go. You got, you’re going light homie. You’re making me nervous now that you’re, you’ve stood. I just want to surpass you, which I think I’ve already done, but you know what? I need some green on my plate. Gimme one broccoli that, that’ll do it. And, uh, that’s gonna do it for you. And at that point I’m gonna cough all over it and then I’m gonna seal it up. Oh, the coughs don’t count. I’m gonna hold. There’s protein in them, but it doesn’t count. I’m gonna stand, I’m gonna steal. Okay. Okay. Are we good? Because this is it. This is three points. Whoever takes this with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Just wanna make sure. Rhe, you started with a serving of deviled egg potato salad for five grams. Oh, I thought ten three string cheeses for seven grams each. Okay. Seven two Hot Pocket Philly steak and cheese for nine grams each. Oh, I thought 15. Two mac and cheese cups for seven grams each. Oh, I thought 15. One burrito beef and be for nine grams. Oh, I’m way under ring. Your total 2 67. Yeah, way under 67. I can only hope that you bust it. I don’t think you dig. There’s not a lot of protein in Bologna Link. Start with uh, chicken pot pie for 8.5 grams. Okay. Three salmons. For 35 grams each. Whoa, 35 grams each. Yeah. There’s a lot in those. So that, just those three send you over a hundred? I mean, I, I don’t, I don’t know math, but, uh, 35 times three is over a hundred. That’s, is that it? Yeah. But let me, let me get through the list. Keep going. Too many beef ravioli for 1.7 grams each. Three salamis for five grams each. Three bolognas for three grams each, and a broccoli for four grams. Bringing your total cheese. Even a broccoli! 144. I split you. Busted. You bursted. Rhett took it. He wins. It is like a super protein food. Yeah, I was, when you went for all three, I was like, that’s a lot of protein. The good news is, is that even though you lost, you still get something, a punishment in Good Mythical– Oh yeah. So I can’t wait to give you those prize punishments. Yes. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I am Nin. And I’m Mike. And we’re here celebrating my birthday in North Myrtle Beach. We haven’t found Link’s dad yet in the jungle, but it’s time to to spend time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Oh, if you find him, he’ll let you know. Yeah he will. Click the top link to watch society decide if we would run a half marathon right now, or run a full marathon in two weeks. Hmm. In Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. 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