GMM 2804: Ranking The SPICIEST Fast Food (Taste Test)

what’s the spiciest fast food out there let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning we’re about to find out what the spiciest fast food menu item is but first this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Cook Unity a chef powered marketplace that delivers freshly prepared meals inspired by global cuisines every week you can choose from hundreds of diet friendly dishes with options like keto vegan low sodium or high protein by awardwinning chefs meals are ready to enjoy in minutes made with responsibly sourced ingredients and they arrive at your door in sustainable packaging now you know I love trying new things but sometimes I’m too tired to cook with Cook Unity you get a diverse selection of global gourmet flavors that fit every palette without the hassle of cooking or meal planning just head to the link in our description now to try Cook Unity and you get 50% off your first order of fresh chefmade meals delivered straight to your door for example if you’re looking for an 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it’s time for I hope they serve milk in hell finding the spiciest fast food [Music] okay boys we curated today’s five foods based on popular online consensus okay plenty of crew testing and the number of restaurants each chain has nationwide before we bring in the first food go ahead and check out that ranking board behind you we’re going to be going from not that spicy baby spice to mid hot chili peppers to hottie by nature hoodie and the blowtorrch uhoh throwback and scary spice i love the musical theme okay first up we have Popeye’s spicy bonein wings in their signature hot flavor okay there’s a darkness to them they look hot have you had these i haven’t i didn’t know they even had them but they do what I would call Hooters style you know breaded and there’s there’s more of the hot stuff on the bottom this one was sitting in it so I would recommend getting one of those let me get one that’s been sitting in it i’m going to get a flat that’s I’m going to get a flat that’s Well not a flat there is a flat here’s a flat i am not a spice head i’m not as much as I used to be cuz you used to be it makes me break out but the um the thing about fast food is that they have to take into account that just anybody can order these and they don’t want to upset the general lawsuits the general public i’m going go in on it h cleaned it right up the first bite of anything spicy if it is spicy it’s going to hit you all subsequent bites you got to take into account you’ve already eaten something well I’m pretty impressed as a nonic i mean I dipped it on both sides kind of makes it hard for me to talk okay that’s doing it popeye popeye’s bringing it oh I don’t know what to say i mean I did eat the entire wing different Popeye oh yeah yeah they don’t they don’t like it when you do that okay well that’s their problem um I’m not here to make Popeye’s happy well I would be if they pay us i’m here to Exactly they’re not paying us um not a sponsor they’re pretty good they’re very hot the heat they’re very hot i mean and the taste is really good too do you think maybe fast food places have been really impacted by like the spice wars that are happening everywhere hot chicken places definitely i mean that’s got to be at least Hoodie and the blowtorrch oh yeah i was thinking three or four well you’re going backwards oh yeah i was thinking two or three yeah i mean usually I will say hey to your credit usually numbers that are higher make it seem like it would be hotter but we’re ranking them so it’s a little bit different yep well then what what are they going to do hoody and the blowtorrch for now i I think it’s two i mean I hope it’s one i’m going to be surprised if there’s something hotter than that up next we have the fiery royal crispy chicken sandwich coated in a triple pepper fiery glaze from Burger King triple pepper fiery glaze i can smell the Burger King you know there’s a smell that Burger King gives off their chicken is a Burger King smell chicken it’s not a bad smell it’s just it’s a distinct smell it’s a good smell i think when it comes to this sandwich I’m smelling there’s not a lot of sauce it’s all in the It seems like it’s baked into the the fried chicken it’s in the breading i’m going deep the temperature is hot is the spice level hot first of all it’s a tasty sandwich h Yeah it is it surprises me by how good it tastes it doesn’t surprise me as much as the Popeye’s wings i would be tempted to order those i think that this is based on taste but I I think that this is a weaker an acceptable level of spice for somebody who just wants a little kick but someone who’s not being looked to being I’m using the wrong grammar who wants to get kicked out of the restaurant you know what I’m saying when you look to being kicked out very good taste not super spicy it’s not scary spice for sure they’re saying three peppers do they say what those peppers are it says triple pepper so maybe it’s a tripling up of one pepper unclear i think that’s a Yeah I think I think that’s a four i’m I’m going to leave it a little bit exposed so maybe so we don’t forget about it yeah I mean there is some heat i feel like there’s going to be something that’s going to be undetectably heated we’re about to find out [Music] next up is the Carl’s Jr el Diablo Burger which is topped with bacon jalapeno poppers sliced jalapenos pepper jack cheese and habanero ranch sauce h them poppers are gratuitous they’re doing a lot on this gracious they’re doing a lot the bacon’s kind of hurting in its placement there’s not a whole lot of sauce on it i feel like I could use a little bit more sauce but I’m going I think the sauce is just soaked in on the way to this video let’s give them the benefit of the of the of the sauce woo look at the jalapenos hiding underneath i like the taste of the jalapeno popper have you seen that carl Jr is doing the thing where they have the sexy lady in a sandwich thing again they did that over a decade ago and then things went quiet they decided they shouldn’t do that and then they started doing it again well I don’t know if How do you feel about it as a man they did it during the Super Bowl right mhm um Well you know I don’t I don’t need it i don’t I don’t need sex to to sell a burger to me i’m hungry enough already um but when I gave that first woo it was because I was thinking about the commercial spicy uhhuh i knew you were it’s spicier than BK because there’s just more sources of spice i mean when you got the jalapeno peppers down here just and then the poppers the poppers are great they sell the poppers by themselves i don’t It’s building like it as much as the BK sandwich well I like a hot chicken better than a hot burger right i I’ll agree with you on that but it’s here i I’ll go so far as to say I don’t think I need a hot burger link doesn’t need a hot burger so don’t try to sell him one hotness hot girls isn’t hotness so much better and on you hot girls don’t need to try to sell my boy a hot burger he doesn’t even want what you’re selling yeah you still try he wants you to try i want you to try a little bit well he he enjoys watching you try but he doesn’t want it i don’t You’re not going to be effective he doesn’t want it he doesn’t like hot burgers but it’s okay for you to try you can keep trying but I’m going to eat chicken chicken he’s a chicken man mhm he’s a chicken if you want to eat chicken to try to get me to eat more hot chicken he’ll watch that too i’ll watch that too but he doesn’t like it because you’re eating it he likes it cuz he’s a chicken man cuz I like chicken right right but you can keep trying you can keep trying next up these are the stuffed jalapenos from Jack in the Box breaded and fried jalapenos stuffed with cheddar cheese now you know what i kind of feel like maybe going back to Carl Jr I feel like they should How about they get a a man or maybe a couple of men to eat their stuff for me yeah like two guys like two guys to eat it one with longer hair i’ll put on a tank one with shorter hair i You know what give me a few months i’ll go shirtless you go shirtless oh I was talking about me and Hugo weaving okay well why am I I’m not invited i mean you you can be a continuity guy offscreen i’ll be an intimacy coordinator for you and Hugo leaving okay yeah all right you’re hired carl Junior if you want a couple of men to eat burgers in your commercial we know to Well not Link link’s only going to be eating the chicken yeah yeah he’ll eat chicken i’ll eat a burger i don’t like these i don’t hate them but I don’t like them i I never order this type of stuff i will say speaking of Carl Jr but it isn’t bad it’s not nearly as good as their jalapeno papa oh really so you just pulled it off the burger yeah I can do that it can be done it’s hotter much better flavor better cheese right or wrong yeah but it’s not that much different i think it’s pretty different these aren’t that hot these are less hot and look at the top of this thing it’s like a This is like a voter punch card jack in the Box sells so many things chads and it’s good that they use this same packaging for everything but like it’s so many different things that Jack in the Box sells that they got to they got to make everything perforated which what if I hit the wrong thing as a Jack in the Box employee you got to throw it out then I peek in the little hole on the side jack in the Box is going baby spice with this round so you think that that’s actually less spicy than the Burger King sandwich i think we might need to re you might need to retaste that i mean now we’ve got a little spice build you know once the spice builds it’s kind of hard to be sensitive again it’s like when you’ve been in too many relationships yep yep okay that’s not I don’t think I’m just kidding just kidding we don’t shame body count around here i I I just switched these while he was trying to get into body count um so now we have Burger King going to Baby Spice i knew that was going to happen we love it but it ain’t that spicy right we love it it’s part of why I love it mhm [Music] last but not least we have spicy ghost pepper saucy nuggets from Wendy’s oh Wendy’s is this No this is Wendy’s with an eye this is Wendy’s isn’t it it’s Wendy’s it’s Wendy’s it’s not Wendy’s wendy’s Wendy’s okay good these are Wendy’s spiced nuggets tossed in an allegedly even spicier ghost pepper that’s a wet nugget y’all that is a wet nugget i’m scared i’m not going to let this touch my lips uh go for it nugget it up man oh yeah it’s still a Wendy’s nugget under there which means it tastes good woo i’m here right now here we go i’m starting to experience some discomfort get another one get another one no no no because h it’s hit I’m the devil on your shoulder i can feel when it’s hit my stomach and it’s and it’s like gurgling we’ll peptoe after this don’t worry we should have peptoed before oh we’ll peptoe after this we’ll be fine it’s a good I’m sweating i got a little sweat happening good good see how we can do this in any commercial for anyone we can sweat in any commercial oh and I just like I just sighed and grunted at the same time did you hear that he can sigh he can grunt he can sweat and I am his his intimacy coordinator you must destroy the ring these are good okay that’s these are hot oo that’s hot they are definitely Are they hotter than the second hottest thing popeyes i want to go back here i guess I got to And we got the Oh goodness am I going to have to eat a whole another wing if you Yes if you look at what you’re making me do if you look at the Popeye’s sauce it’s very granular it’s like And if you really want the hotness you can throw it on there like that the taste is out of this world good there’s actually a sweetness to it i’m trying to figure out if I’m still experiencing the hotness from that that’s hotter or these that’s hotter and the reason we can tell is because it would have gotten less hot it went up a couple of notches especially when you put this stuff on it it’s also And it tastes so good it’s also like unusually good for fast food popeyes will do it man they will do it and we’ll be here to find out about it woo so y’all started us out with the hottest thing that’s danger i think we’re in agreement these are good these are hot so the absolute hottest thing if you want to go out there and make sure Well first of all both of these are on another level these two yes yep so like even if I like if I took that and I like basically I want to do Sorry Art that’s what I’m That’s what I’m doing i just want Sorry Art i just want you to know see but look the genius of our art department is they made it so I could do that sorry Art but the genius is you made it where I could do that and then that right there sorry Art okay uh that this is an accurate representation move out so we can see number one what’s happening he can grunt he can sweat and he’s sorry art there it is the hottest one the second hottest one popeye and Wendy y’all should date thanks for commenting and sharing this video you know what time it is hi we’re from South Bend Indiana and we just did a burger and fry blind taste test and now it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality yeah it is it’s fun to be us click the top link to watch us guess which food has been censored out of stock photos again in mythical more oh gosh i need to find out where the will of mythicality is going to land camzots is a bat demon in the Mayan language there actually ends up being uh a Game of Thrones crossover where Mike Wheeler tames the bat demon learns to ride it breathes fire burns everyone down saves the

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