welcome to Good Mythical More we’re going to look at some stock photos and they’re censored and we got to guess what the people are eating yeah because sometimes when people are eating things and they’re hiding it you might want to know this is a skill you might need to have yep yep yep yep that’s why we’re doing it but first we’re donating $1,000 to Friends of the LA River to aid in their mission to support communities students and future leaders to advocate for nature climate and equity on the Los Angeles River and you can join us in giving at fol.org thanks for being your mythical best we love all rivers we grew up loving the Capefir River still do still love it and now we love the LA River though at times it’s difficult i plan to have I plan to have some of my ashes spread in the Capefir River oh yeah yep and some of my You do need to tell me this not in the the Cuz who else is going to do it your family yeah i’m going to get my boys to do it and I’m going to make them make a documentary about it you’re going to be split up yeah yeah i want some in the Cay River and then I kind of feel like I need to figure out the other locations la River at one point I would have said the Pacific Ocean but Oh I’ll eat some of it yeah and then some of it will be put into a burger that Link will eat i was going to say on this very show all rivers then maybe you’ll come together at some point you know and like reconstitute a new rat that that is how it works i I mean that is there’s already so many there’s probably so many dead people’s ashes in the LA River i don’t want to get too mixed up with that yeah and a lot of dead people that aren’t ashes too right yeah perhaps okay you want to see the first photo go into the two oceans and meet at the Canal that’s what I’m saying you pick bodies of water that flow into each other and then you There he is oh my god okay boy well let’s look at the context here his eyes are closed he’s got something in his other hand that has been obscured so he has a spoon of something that he is holding in his other hand oh you think he’s holding a spoon well what’s the other blocks it’s I think he’s he’s had it in his left hand and he bit it and he kept a remnant and now he has another he has a unbitten one in his right hand that he’s Well that’s also a possibility what would you tear apart like that i I’m going to say he’s just eating uh frozen yogurt i think it might frozen yogurt this just This is so boring plain frozen yogurt but how is he eating frozen yogurt out of his hand i don’t understand like he’s holding a spoon you’re still saying a spoon well no his hand is like this that’s not a spoon stick with that cuz you’re wrong no okay he He did He grabbed something bread i think it’s not that long it’s about this long feel the vibes of the rest of the photo he’s partying yeah this is a Taco Bell commercial i think I think he’s eating a chip with dip on it that’s my final and what did you say the vibes yeah like Rhett said yogurt on a spoon what time of day is it i don’t know what’s the stock photo you can’t trust them for anything it’s night time okay night how do you know it’s night time it’s night food well the glow of the lighting the the outfit that he’s wearing he’s That’s definitely a night fit okay so we’re going chip and dip night food late night food okay taco but he’s holding it weird trying to get underneath it cuz stuff’s going to fall off what you going to eat late at night there’s arguably something that’s more accessible and can be purchased in large quantities for multiple people pizza oh I was He’s dripping he’s got that drip hold on but short sleeve shirt long sleeve shirt that’s not his other hand does he double fist pizza this is the kind of dumb stuff that happens in a stock photo right okay hold on keep that in your left hand and move on to the next piece he’s eating two pieces at once that upsets me it’s stuffed crust if I’m not mistaken which is It does look like it might have something they spared no expense in this stock photo shoot give them the stuffed crust haven’t had that in a long time who still does that pizza Hut pizza Hut does it does John’s do it there’s There’s a little bit of confidence back here about Pizza Hut dama Joe’s Dama Joe’s does it it’s the new joint jamba Joe’s jamba Jo jamba Jo jamba Josh um okay let’s see if this next one has the context clues it does it does feel the vibe i like her fit she’s in a workplace environment on some big honking ear pods what are those earpods good god is her head small those are off-brand those are just off-brand i think they were I think they’re made out of cardboard is she in a like hipster work environment well she has a juice she has a juice so is she at a Jamba John’s i think I think this is the morning and she’s having her bowl of cereal with her orange juice she put on her overalls backwards I think but she’s probably also holding a spoon weird if she’s got a spoon she’s doing one of these yeah she’s picked up a hard-boiled egg out of a bowl of other hard-boiled eggs that’s a good guess that’s how you hold a hard-boiled egg she’s about to suck it all in one all the fingers creating a pedestal mhm um she’s in a cafe I think i don’t think I think she’s at one of those places where you do pottery like you pay to do pottery you think she’s about to eat pottery well you know those places where you go paint glaze yeah yeah she’s in one of those places she owns it though paint and wait that’s what she’s waiting for the people to show up for the first class paint and then you wait and then you forget paint paint it wait and forget that you did it never go back and get right and then they sell it that’s how they make their money wow and she’s And she’s she’s talking about how dumb everybody that comes to her place is right now i think she’s just doing that i think she’s doing that Italian thing with her hand i can’t believe they haven’t picked up on this i’m not going to come back and get it let me suck another egg in that’s what I’m saying hardboiled eggs i think I think it’s um it’s a baked pastry and it’s it’s a bit long but stumpy you wouldn’t hold a muffin that way she’s I could have done it that does not look That looks photoshopped this woman’s not eating four four quissons i think she is doing the little Italian hand there’s no way what is she holding like what you think the quasant would uh would tip she’s got a vibrant personality i can tell yeah she does a lot of stock photos you think she’s actually holding a croissant is it just she’s holding whatever they decided to photoshop into yeah yeah yeah boy she was at their mercy but with that kind of a hand thing pedestal there’s only so much you can get away with personally if I was editing this I would have positioned the quasant further away from her mouth i That’s just me guy guys I think this is real i mean they are light and airy this is IRL baby you think they they’re bringing in quasonants for this shoot yeah why not because And do you think they all eat them after yeah why not you did a really great job with the context clues of this one yeah let’s see if we can keep the streak alive no man i feel like I know this man this certainly feels like a hot dog and I feel like whenever I see him this is what he’s doing yeah but would you hold a hot There’s something his hand is really low you hold a corn dog oh wow yeah yeah yeah oh man thanks i would love a corn dog with that much mustard on it right now he So he’s not a mustard dipper he’s a He draped mustard all over that thing yeah and he’s like “Get a good shot of me.” From top to bottom get a good shot of me straight on i’m going to go deep when my bottom jaw drops starts snapping away okay you’re That was fast yeah yeah we’re good at this let’s see oh it looks like he’s eating this censorship he’s eating a black box wow homeboy homeboy had to take his hat off first some of this He’s like “Well if I’m going to get this one down I got to take my hat off.” Some of this has already made it in the mouth in the cheek his cheek is full isn’t it yeah so it’s something that you eat and pack as you go you eat and pack it into the A pecan log he’s a bruiser he’s a bruiser boy who do you think this man like tell me about this man i think he’s he has trouble sharing his emotions okay he can’t keep a job down he’s sitting in the park waiting for his applications to come back there’s no shame in it okay you think this is a single single unemployed man yeah who took who he sold his hat for whatever he’s eating it was a It was a barter thing he’s wearing a necklace he’s sad presumably yeah and it’s it’s kind of hard to tell but the arm going down and the arm coming up are not from the same person he is being fed by someone who is sticking his arm his other his main arm goes down okay and then another person with the exact same complexion is like coming maybe his twin is coming up like that and feeding him and he’s like “Oh not again doing one of these right here not again Bill i’ve already got so much in my mouth see that’s what he’s doing right now i’ve already got so much in my mouth Bill that’s what’s happening here okay but it’s I feel like the thing that he’s holding is not it’s not all the way in the fist it’s like I think he’s holding It’s on a stick a stick too like what else could be on a Is it on a stick it might be on a stick so get back to the emotional state well because we were because he seemed a little sad but then when his brother Bill was there I don’t know if he would be sad but he’s happy always good to see you Bill i don’t like it when you do this but it’s always good to see you i think it’s a one of those long lollipops this man does not do a lollipop i think he’s got a lollipop a long That’s a long lollipop okay this is something on a stick but I would argue it’s something that you only consume if you’re a little sad sad it’s sad food but it’s just cuz I personally don’t I don’t like these i feel as if they’re the dessert of a sad man so not a churro no not a churo that would not be the dessert not a push pop no that’s a Yeah a popsicle okay but more specific a fudge sickle there we go yeah it is a sad food sad it’s not a sad food it makes me happy now not the ones that are cylindrical the ones that are shaped like this those make me happy yeah true but the cylindrical ones are a little too icy to make doesn’t it really seem like somebody else’s arm the more you think about it not really no yeah it does okay how about this one okay all right all right we are taking photos of you girl you clearly don’t know that open your eyes oh I think she does know no she I mean is that a For the eyes to be that closed it’s This is This is what stock people do well it’s closing it’s closing without pressure they’re just closed but they’re not you know what I’m saying like it’s a very It looks like she’s posing it doesn’t look like an action shot this is the critique critique I have for her so she’s holding a flat elongated thing and then she’s got a long spoon with I think it’s it looks like it’s got tricky one the way that her tongue is it’s just something that’s going to like plop onto her tongue like a cherry but then she’s holding something long now I will say she’s not eating this correctly and also she’s not eating it why would your eyes be closed right she made that she made her own decision about that um she’s not eating well I mean like when I say she’s not it’s not that’s the only Yeah she’s not eating it in the way the way that this is meant to be that it’s typically shown pomegranate she There’s a long thing and she’s eating a shorter version of it so is she holding like it’s too little to be a plate it almost appears as if she doesn’t want to be eating this thing it’s like I’m going to take a little piece of this thing that I don’t like octopus leg you’re in the right oyster there we go oh okay well you’re saying she’s not eating it right because Well just you usually do a little you do a slurp yeah that’s a giant oyster yeah that’s groy yeah I don’t There’s nothing about this I like i don’t like it either okay what about this one well there was a little bit that I liked about it actually corn on the cob but a thin one yep oh man can’t fool me there’s no other food that you hold like this there’s no other food you hold like this name one i think he’s Is he sleeping i think he fell asleep eating a corn on the cross you know it’s a perfect place to rest your faith yeah well and the reason the reason he’s able to do that is those aren’t his hands right that’s his twin brother’s hands coming up and like “Okay Bill go to sleep go to sleep like you like to nap on my corn take your cob.” Damn it always wanting to nap on my corn i feel like at a certain age it’s a flex to be able to eat corn off the cob oh yeah i wouldn’t I wouldn’t trust it yeah he’s gumming gumming it hard but he ate the one side and then he went right into the middle you don’t go into the middle you don’t go into the middle unless you’re napping that’s how we know he’s napping poor guy mhm okay somebody wake him up here’s the next one oh she likes it he’s putting on a show for her boy i mean she didn’t think he was going to eat it but Oh my god he is going to eat it and he’s like I have no trouble eating this and And you you’re he’s sucking it down off the spoon oh and you know what he is a chef he has an apron on he’s cooking for her he’s showing off he’s tasting sugar piles the broth do you say sugar piles yeah he’s eating a sugar pile off of a spoon no it is a soup of of sorts a heaping a heaping spoonful of sugar a sugar pile it’s a gumbo a gumbo it is a gumbo it’s his special gumbo no I would say this is something you know you can see perhaps the proximity the the the utensil itself how close do you think the utensil itself is to his oh the spoon is okay it’s It’s a big thing on the spoon but why is his lips pursed if it’s not liquid cuz it’s pasta there we go he’s testing the pasta pasta pile what yeah yeah yeah yeah oh there’s not a lot either why is she so amused with this she’s This is a first date she just thinks he’s hot it has nothing to do with what he’s doing everything he does is great right now right yeah this is She’s like “I can cook too come let me show you.” Yeah yeah yeah wait until the next date she’s like “He’s so cool cooks you going to be over it plain spaghetti with And the way he tests the pasta is so cute okay one more mhm oh she’s got a hanging down thing too yep that’s her sweater she’s got a cowl neck is this her house of course not she doesn’t seem happy this is She’s in a showroom she seems sad on the inside but it’s draping really far down dangling she’s about to nibble on a dangle what could be dangling that hard that’s not pasta uh seaweed uh um you know what it is it’s another spoon taped to the spoon that she has and with a little sauce on it is a little sauce and then in the left in the left hand is a is the bowl of sauce yep sauce jug spoon holding a spoon with a little sauce it’s a long hinged fork of spoon yep so close that is all her arms though i will say nobody else no one eats this thing this way no one eats anything that way but But is it is it flaccid and dangly like a noodle it’s flaccid oh there we go yep oh it’s just more noodle it’s just more noodles double noodle yeah well we assumed it i eat ramen like that sometimes you know if I’m in the mood and I am if I’m sad on the inside like that and he is camzots is a bat demon in the Mayan language there actually ends up being uh a Game of Thrones crossover where Mike Wheeler tames the bat demon learns to ride it breathes fire burns everyone down saves a