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And thanks again to Bombas for sponsoring this portion of today’s episode. Quick pop quiz. Uh, can you name a few things that come in nines? Nines? No. And we’re not doing this again. I get it. You are on a nine episode winning streak of Scornhole. Yes. Yes, I understand. I am. And just for the record, it’s innings in a baseball game. Number of lives a cat has. Ladies dancing in the 12 days of Christmas, squares in a tic-tac-toe game, and circles of hell. Ironic. It’s time for ScornHole. Welcome to the Scorn Hole Field Zone. Okay, boys, you’ve got five burger condiments in front of you, and your job is to guess which The mythical beast deem the worst. Each beanbag color corresponds to a different condiment, and the bag representing the worst will be worth the most points. And since Rhett has won nine times in a row, we’ve got an advantage for Link in the round of your choosing, you can call upon a magical CGI bridge that your bag will travel across to land perfectly into the hole. A Cji bridge. Woo. Yeah. A CGI bridge. A CGI bridge. Hey, you hungry for burger this morning? Hungry for burger that’s just got one thing on each of them. Well, it also has cheeks. Thank you for that. And the buns are nice. Aioli. Hey, just what’s that? Because this is just mayonnaise. Aioli is mayonnaise with what? Garlic? Garlic. Garlic. A little bit more spices and pepper. Mm, so you’re about to move straight to mayonnaise? I’m skipping straight to mayonnaise to compare the two. You would. I’m going in order to barbecue sauce. Not great, but. It wasn’t great. I think a lot of people do it. I mean, if you add bacon and then you add like a name like smokehouse to it. Or rodeo, mustard, lots of people put mustard on their burgers. It’s overwhelming. The mustard and the barbecue sauce. Mayonnaise, I’m just, I’m don’t sleep on mayonnaise, man. I’m just tasting it to be consistent. But mayonnaise is great on burgers, but do people know that? People like to hate mayonnaise. And then this is steak sauce. Your wife is a steak sauce person. Does she like it on burgers? Yes, she does. And it’s more of a, it’s how she was raised, man. Hmm. That is just wild to me. Talk about overwhelming. I mean, you might as well just eat nothing but the steak sauce. Okay. This is honestly a bit perplexing. Like I wouldn’t be surprised at any order. Like I don’t, I have very little insight into this because I think barbecue sauce and steak sauce are the big losers up here. Mayonnaise, aioli, and mustard. All good. I agree on the steak sauce. It ain’t needed. I think steak sauce is the worst, and so I’m just gonna go with that. And purple is my favorite color and. Purple’s not even really a color. Look it up. It’s a trick. Your mind is playing on itself. Okay. Uh, how about it? How about I don’t, how about I don’t even hit the board. You whiffed. You whiffed. Is that the universe telling me that steak sauce is not a great answer? I think it, I think it is a great answer, but I don’t think it’s the answer that we got a lot. Okay. My instinct is telling me, don’t overthink it. Go with mayonnaise. People love to hate on mayonnaise. Yep. You’re right. I was in a conversation just two days ago and it was anti mayonnaise. Well, that feels like cheating. I just, I– You had anti mayonnaise conversations less than 48 hours ago. I tried to help. Judges. I tried to help. I tried to make it pro mayonnaise. Oh. How do you make it pro mayonnaise? Oh yeah, Teeter. Teeter, Teeter. How do you make it pro mayonnaise? What did you say? Gimme some tips. I said, well, mayonnaise is good. It’s moist. It’s my mayonnaise is good. That’ll work. It’s good. Okay. I’m gonna try a steak sauce again. Okay. You’re not doing any steps. Is that a change for you? Uh, the last couple of times, if you’ll notice. You’re just standing here and doing this. The right foot forward. I just, I determined that less mechanics creates a more predictable throw. Hmm. I mean, as you can see, it didn’t work on the first try, so I don’t think it really matters. You know what? I’m sticking to my guns. I’m sticking with mayonnaise. I think mayonnaise is a great guess. I know this is, this may be wild. Yes, baby. Yes, baby. In the hole. I’m putting the pressure on. See, ’cause I know I got that cushion of magical CGI bridge. So this is my last throw. Yes. Okay. I’m not gonna play defense. I’m sticking with steak sauce. Oh, oh. You’re, you’re gonna knock that in. You’re gonna knock that in friend if you, if you make contact with the board, just so you know you’ve got a decision to make. Well, the first decision I gotta make is, am I gonna go for steak sauce? So if I knock you in, which I’ll probably do just by hitting the board, that would give you an additional two points on top of whatever the bag is worth. Yeah. All right. What I’m gonna do is I’m gonna knock him in the hole and then I’m gonna follow into that hole right after negating any points that he gets. Or I’ll do that. Okay. I think I’m okay with that. I think I’m okay with that. What’s that? An earthquake? No, no, don’t, don’t, don’t do it. What’s that? An earthquake. Get over here. Outta these five burger condiments, in order from least bad to worst, we have barbecue sauce for one point. Uhoh. Aioli for two points, Mayo for three points, mustard for four points, which means the worst burger condiment according the Mythical Beasts is steak sauce. The purple bags five points. See, and I agree with you, but I didn’t know you would agree with me ’cause you normally don’t. Who are you talking to? Them? Them. Next up we gave the Mythical Beast a list of the most common pasta shapes, and these were voted as the worst, but which one did they hate the most? That’s all. You know what? This is a hard thing to do. Yeah, because they already hate all of these. Angel hair. But which one do they hate the most? Angel hair is too small. You’re right. It’s too, it is too small. Angel hair is my favorite of all pastas. Mm-hmm. But I’m religious. That’s right. You like flat noodles? Pappardelle. I like the flat noodle too. Oh, look at that. That’s like a fricking roll of tape. That’s a long nood. Captures a lot of sauce. Mm. Now look at this guy, rotelle. It is a wagon wheel. Hmm. For kids, I think. I don’t feel like a man eating that. It’s strong though. It’s got spokes, keeps it strong. Bowtie for formal occasions. Yes. I feel like people love bow tie. Why do you feel that? Because it’s, it’s a positive. That dresses up for you. Hmm. I like where you’re going with this, but I did enjoy the, uh, subtext of the round, which was, which pasta makes you feel more like a man when you’re eating it. Oh. Um, so if you could let me know about the bow tie in terms of how you feel as a man, that’d be great. Bow tie makes me feel like a, like a, a formal man. And, uh. This one’s got a. I don’t know, man. A hole in it. There’s a shaft like quality to rigatoni. Mm-hmm. That’s what I was looking for. Uh, but I’ll be honest with you, that doesn’t make me feel like a man. Nope. Okay. You’re still going first. I’m still going first. And I still feel like the same way I felt last time, which was I felt like I had no insight, but then I got it right. I still feel like I have no insight into this. My least favorite of these is rigatoni because. It’s a big tube. It’s a tube and it with nothing in it. You think that it’s doing things for you, but it’s not, it’s hard to pick up. You have to like find ways to pick it up. I, I get that. So I guess I’m back to purple again. That’s a low slider. Low slider. Um, I’m going for rotelle because it looks like an antiquated form of wheel. And I think people hate on that, that it’s green. That’s what I’m doing. I just don’t like it. I look at it, don’t like it, taste it, still don’t like it. Oh, off the board. Could have been right in the hole. Look, I like your guess. I don’t like your logic. I just. Well, I don’t like your attitude. I just think that people, I think that people feel like it’s for children. Rotate. Oh, too much. Oh, not at all. Woo. Now I gotta stick with the wagon wheel and I just need to get on the board. Now. It’s just that simple. It’s just that simple. Ah, it’s just that, hey, it, it’s just that simple. The board gets smaller. It’s just that, I swear that board moved mid-flight. I am going bow tie because I think some people are like, I don’t like to feel like there’s pressure while I’m eating this. Like it’s too elevated of an experience and people are laid back, too, buttoned up and tightened at the top. You’ve got one hand in your pants leaning back, watching Kardashians. You ain’t wearing a bow tie. You don’t want a bow tie. I like that ugly. That was so ugly. That was ugly. And I needed that. ’cause I need to get in the hole now with my wagon wheel. For kids. It’s for kids. Oh, I’m on. At least I made it respectable outta these five pasta types, in order from least bad to worse, we have. Rigatoni for 1.0. Yikes. Bowties. Two points. Yikes. Pappardelle for three points gonna be angel hair. Angel hair for four points, which means the worst pasta according to mythical beast is rotelle, AKA. The little wagon wheels only for kids for five points. So I didn’t get a lot, but it didn’t matter. Not really. ’cause I also got one. Yeah. Last up we have types of exercise. Okay. Alright. This is wild. Rowing, weightlifting, running, dance, and pilates. There’s only three points separating us, so. Yes. You’re still in the lead, but. It can be anybody’s game, and I do have an advantage. This is, this is again tough and my instincts were completely wrong last time. Yours were right. Yep. I’m gonna stick with it now. I know you’ve done all of these, the lattes, which if you haven’t done it, how, I don’t even know what it is, and I’ve heard people talk about it. There’s an informer and there’s a. I think it’s a reformer. And it’s really hard for people who know how to do other things. The thing about it though, is that some people just think. It’s polite and it’s eating so they don’t, you know, I, I think maybe people don’t care that much about it. Dancing is fun, rowing is peaceful, and you could be in the water and no one does it. Everyone hates running. Am I right about that? Everyone like, like if you, I do a little bit of weight training. I do a little bit of cardio. I’m always more excited about weight training than I’m about cardio. Unless you love running, you’re gonna hate running. So I’m just gonna go with running. There’s those weirdos who actually love it, but everybody elses is smart. Woo. That does not count any contact with the floor. I don’t know what the rules are for this. Any contact with the floor just doesn’t count. I’ll take it. See, but I’m also going for running. Huh? See that? That was a little dance move to throw you off my scent because the dance move was called the running man. Who you throwing off? Anybody who’s on my trail, man. Okay. All right. To the right, A little bit to the right. Hey, it’s a hard board today. The board. The board is hard. Hard board today. Alright, so we’re– Conditions are tough today. We’re tied to zero. Conditions are tough. Maybe it’s the wind. Yeah. Oh, almost fell off. I’m sticking with running. You almost fell off. I’m gonna save my advantage to the very last toss. Well, well, no, no, no, no. He, I’m gonna save my advantage. He said he’s gonna save it. Simmer down back there. I think it was the weather that blew the door open. Tough board today. Oh, crap. It, oh, no crap. Oh, no Link. Oh no. Okay, so this creates a really interesting scenario. Because you don’t have anything on the board yet, I assume that you are gonna get something in the hole. You’re down by three. So. I’m gonna go with running. I’m gonna go with running again. Come on man. Come on, man. Get you. Where are your balls? This is gonna, I don’t think running is the worst. I think it’s gonna be something else. I just can’t anticipate. You’ve been running the whole time. I think running is the safest guess, but I think there’s something like rowing or dance, like everybody hates dancing and we didn’t know it. I, I, if I were to choose the second one, it would be Pilates. But I gotta get it on the board. That’s really’s. The Pilates, the test here. Oh, all right. Oh, crap. Okay. I mean, there’s no way for me to win unless it’s palates, because now if I go with running, I’m just losing by less. So I’ve gotta go for palates and I’ve got to use my advantage. So how does that work? Maybe it involves that door opening, I would guess. Oh. Nothing’s happening. The door’s open, but that’s all I see. Wow. It’s weird. What’s going on back there? I don’t see anything else. It sure is windy. Else going on besides that. Well, what’s the advantage then? From a CGI standpoint, this thing is just gonna go exactly where I want it to go. Right, Stevie? Yep. Just toss it theatrically, but don’t let it leave your hand. I’m even gonna toss it with my left hand. Oh. Oh, wow. And what I think’s gonna happen is I’m gonna go for a really high arch and then I think it’s going to then hit. In the middle of the board, maybe a little bit to the right and it’s gonna start sliding towards the hole. But it’s gonna miss, ’cause it’s gonna knock both of those green ones off. David. And then after it does that, the wind is gonna blow it into the hole. I’m gonna knock off your two and then the wind’s gonna blow in the hole. Here we go. And then it, it is getting a little more height probably. It’s not really an arc. It’s more bouncing. Yeah. Oh, and see what happens here. Somehow it didn’t knock the other one off. I don’t know why it would’ve knocked one, but not both, since they were basically on top of each other. Nobody’s perfect. Nobody’s perfect. The wind blew early that day. Oh, I’ll tell you. It is hard to catch a break. Or a full break, you can go catch like half a break. Out of these five forms of exercise in order from least bad to worse, we have weightlifting for one point, dance for two points, Pilates, no for three points, and rowing for four points, which means the worst exercise according to the Mystical Beast is running the green bags for five points, which means. Rhett, congratulations. Corny Grandma will teach you a dance move from her wild days. I have been asked to ask Link to turn around to not look at the dance because he did not win. Come on here. I’m fine with that. Big Boy. Hi Horny Grandma, corny. Don’t let them know my real name. Okay, now turn this way. All right. Ready? Let we jump forward. Lemme jump back then go like this. What’d you do And then just little salsa. You learned this back in your younger days? Mm-hmm. In college. Turn, and that’s how you do the wobble. Hmm. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is? We’re the Balca family from Minnesota, and I’m a third degree Mythical Society member. We’re visiting the Hoover Dam, and it’s time to spend damn Wheel of Mythicality! Hey, come on mom. We can stop link to watch us try to match the crew to their letterbox profile in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Wondering what happens here on the weekend? Watch Good Mythical Weekend to find out. That’s true, right? Yeah. Everything on this show show is true. We’ve never put a falsehood out into the world. No lies here.