Good Mythical Meekend. What kind of game show has fake answers that might also be real answers? This kind, this is D’s Nuts. Hello, I’m Rachel, and I’m your host for this episode of D’S Nuts. Before we meet our contestants, please welcome our Mythical panel, Rhett, Emily, and Jordan. I wanted to get in on the fun over here. Nice. I feel like I’ve been missing out. Yeah, we’re happy to have you. Plus my wife is outta town this weekend and I’m lonely. Whoa. I’m sorry. Well, we’re happy to have you here, Emily. How you doing? I’m good, I’m good. Um, I got these nuts out. Okay. Nice. Hell yeah. Jordan. Yes, I’m happy to be here and I’m ready to show you my D’s. Okay. We switched. Now let’s meet our contestants. Ariana and Drew, are you guys excited to hear how the game works? Very. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, because they don’t know, because they dunno yet. We dunno yet. We said nothing in the orientation package. No. The most fun part of any game show is explaining the rules. Yeah. As we all know. You guys love rules? No. I keep the little books in my pocket. Uh, you two will be competing to answer a series of multiple choice trivia questions. After each question is given, our panel will provide you with multiple choice options. Answers A through C will most likely include the correct answer while option D will be an off the cuff. Absurd answer, D’s nuts. S get it. See. Oh, then we see it. Oh, and now you see it and you like it and it’s good. The twist. However, yeah, every once in a while D may actually be the correct answer. Oh, as crazy. Crazy as it might sound in the context. Yeah. Uh, and if you’re brave enough. To be bold and guess D, and it turns out to be the right answer. You’ll earn yourself double Ds. By that I do mean double points. There’s not gonna be any sort of chest adjustments today. Now, before we get started, Ariana and Drew, I understand that each of you guys are friends with a member of the mythical crew and today you’re playing for a real prize of one paid day off for your friend. Pretty nice. So don’t mess this up for them. They work hard. Ariana, who are you friends with though? Chase. Wow. Chase. Chase. What’s Chase like in real life? Yeah. Is he cool? I always– Such a sweetie. I think it’d be cool, right? He’s a sweetie. Ah, I knew it. I knew it. Okay. And Drew, who are you playing for? I’m playing for Jenna. Whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Conflicts of interest. You know, conflicts of interest. She works for me. If she gets a day off, what am I gonna do? Whoa. Oh man. When Jenna doesn’t come to work, I don’t come to work. I just lay at home in the fetal position. What if your wife and Jenna are out of town? Oh no. What are you gonna do? I don’t know if I could go on. I know. Oh, guys, with all of that. Let’s get started. Okay. Now your first question, listen up in 2020, Postmates orders skyrocketed. Thanks to Covid in Los Angeles, the Chipotle burrito bowl, that was a terrible time. The Chipotle burrito bowl was the most ordered fast food item, but what was the second most ordered fast food item? Panelists, a. McDonald’s french fries. B, McDonald’s chicken nuggets. C, McDonald’s big Mac. or D. Taco Bell’s Cheesy, Moderna Crunch. Can you, you know, I was reading on Facebook that that Gordita gives you autism. Is that true? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. That’s true. So we have our options. A, B, C, or D. Ariana and Drew, it’s time to lock in your answers. You think you got it? You think you’re ready? All right. In 3, 2, 1, give it to ’em. B for Ariana and A for Drew. Well, the correct answer is a McDonald’s french fries. That, so that’s a point for you, drew. Wow. Congratulations starting strong, Jenna. Yeah, that’s good. That’s okay. Ariana, we got more questions you can get in the game. Who doesn’t like chicken nuggets? Heathens. That’s who. Now to the next question. Before it was changed to Buzz Lightyear. What was Buzz Light Year’s original name? AKA. His government name? A. Apollo the adventurer. B. Cosmic Carl. C. Lunar Larry. Or D, Jordan. Nasty little space [bleep]. Wow. Okay, Ariana and Drew, it’s time for y’all to lock in your answers. All right. In 3, 2, 1. Okay. Drew, you have C. Ariana, you have a, the correct answer was, see Lunar Larry. Drew, another point. Drew, you been working behind the scenes with Jenna on this? Uh, no. Have you, she hasn’t been colluding with you? No collusion. Oh, no collusion. You didn’t have any tips, any secret tips to know about Lunar Larry? How you know about Lunar Larry? Yeah. Was that a guess? I don’t know where I heard that, but I heard this very recently. Oh, okay. Oh, but definitely not from Jenna. No. Interesting. I did. I don’t know what. It’s interesting. Jenna seems stressed. I know. She’s like, no, dude. I would never. If Jenna doesn’t come to work. You don’t have to come to work and we can go to the waterpark. Yeah. Yay. Whoa. Well, you guys, we have yet another question. Woo. Um, in the 18th century, a beautiful time, Scottish doctors invented a now commonplace tool to help deliver babies. Really quite sweet of them. Now, what was the tool? A, the vice. B stapler. C, the thermometer. Or D Emily. Chainsaw. Okay. Got a lot of options here. Now, Ariana and Drew, are y’all ready to pick? Find your answer. Okay. You gotta reveal it in 3, 2, 1. Drew, you went with. A, and Ariana, you went with C. However, the correct answer was D, the chainsaw. No dang, Ariana. You could’ve double d’d it. Yeah, you could’ve double D’d. Can you believe these dopes don’t know anything about 18th century Scottish birthing procedures? Yeah. You gotta open that pelvis. Yeah, they were chainsawing into you back in the day. Is that, that’s true, right? Yeah. Yeah. Everything on this show is true. We’ve never put a falsehood out into the world. No lies here. So that Limp Bizkit song that goes, I got a chainsaw and I’ll skin your [bleep] raw. That’s about. Yeah. Delivering babies? 18 Century Scotland. Yes, it is really educational genius. Oh, I should have done an accent. Hey, it’s not too late. Come on, give us one real quick. Little Scottish. The chainsaw. So, yeah, you, I forgot I can’t do a Scottish, you know what? I think you were. It’s too late. Alright, to our next question in 1996. Hasbro sued an adult entertainment company for the rights to a domain that evoked a certain piece of Hasbro ip. The site was filled with sexually explicit content, and Hasbro was not having it. What was that Pseudo sexual domain name? A, don’t wake daddy.com. B, uh candyland.com. C, pegthis.com. or D, Rhett. Givingmrpotatohead.com. Wow. And I’m sorry. No, no, no. That’s an attachment. Yeah, I just envisioned a brilliant toy where he has different snap on genitalia. Yeah. Kind of progressive. You can put little glasses on it. Hasbro, call me. I have idea. Right? Okay, Ariana and Drew, it’s time for you to figure out your answers. Are you guys ready? Do you know what you’re gonna pick in 3, 2, 1. B for Drew and D. Okay. Which means you’re really giving it up. Double D is going for a big moment. Ariana trying to get back on the board and the correct answer was B, candyland.com. So Ariana, unfortunately you’re not getting a point, but Drew, you did. You did get a point. I know. I really sold it though. Yeah, I mean, it’s just about being strategic with it, you know, finding the right moments for it, not just being willy-nilly about it. You’re kind of letting Drew mop the floor with you. How do you feel about that? Get it, come on. My answer was actually part of a personal plug. You can find my personal profile on peg this.com. Check me out. I posted daily videos. Daily. Daily. That, I mean, you know, social media, it’s a grind. Totally, totally. Hey Jordan, I just wanna let know that’s a different. App action. I’m not gonna be checking that out. I got a promo code. Please don’t tell me what it is. Well, this next question is not a disaster. In fact, it’s a success. Cheese. One of the most expensive cheeses in the world is poule cheese, and it costs around $600 a pound. What animal produces this milk? A, yak. B, Camel. C, Donkey. Or D, Emily. Uh, lactose O’Donnell. I like that. That was a strategy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just had, I, I try, I it fit perfectly. That’s a drag queen I’d go to see. Um, all right, Ariana and Drew, are you guys ready for your answers? You ready to lock it in? Ariana, focus up. Okay. Are you ready? All right. In 3, 2, 1, Ariana went with B. Drew has gone with a, and the correct answer is. C, donkey. Nobody gets a point. I’m really sorry. A fun fact though, that expensive donkey milk is from the character from Shrek, like that’s the donkey. Oh, Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. In the Bible, it’s called ass cheese. That’s true. Okay, contestants, we’re moving on to question number six. Now I know what you’re thinking. Do I have any more questions about animals and their big wet secretions? Well, in fact, I do. What liquid do platypus sweat? A, blood. B, urine. C, milk. Or D, Emily. plata[bleep] juice. You knew I was gonna do, you knew I was gonna do. Yeah. No, I didn’t. You didn’t? Yeah. Um, I thought the answer perfect and beautiful. Thank you. Um, and which could it be? You’re gonna know pretty soon once you tell us your answer, which is what you’re gonna say in 3, 2, 1. Come on. Ooh, Drew, you’ve gone with B and Ariana’s gone with B. Double Bs doesn’t mean anything, but the correct answer was C. I’ve just read the answer. I don’t know anything about this. No. Why do they do that? Why the platypus, isy little. I learn more milk. They have really weird bodies, huh? Yeah. They’re so slick and wet all the time. They gotta move through the water good. Does being covered in milk help you swim faster? Yeah. Yeah, that’s, you haven’t tried it? Michael Phelps does that. Oh God. So Michael Phelps is covered in milk. You didn’t know that he swims. Yeah, when he went to the Olympics. He’s a milk boy covered milk in his body and it’s on the outside too. Hey, let’s take some to the water part. We’ll go right down the slide. Yeah, get some air after we come off. It’ll smell terrible there very fast. Alright, now to our next question, O-M-G-T-I-L that the first SMS text message was sent in 1992. What did the first ever text message say? A Hello. B. Merry Christmas. C testing. Or D, Jordan. You up? Devon Sawa. That was the first text message, which is someone trying to [Bleep] Devon Sawa when they’re drunk. Mm-hmm. Okay. But are we, are we texting Devon Sawa or Devon Sawa as Casper? It depends on how nasty you are, how friendly is this ghost? Alright, Ariana and Drew, after hearing those beautiful answers, which one will it be? Picking it out in 3, 2, 1. Drew, you’ve gone with B and Ariana, you’ve gone with C. The correct answer was. B. Merry Christmas. So that’s a point for you Drew, Ariana, how you doing over there? Just sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have, you, you think about maybe getting a, a right one up here on– Just start celebrating Christmas. Yeah. You don’t celebrate Christmas. No, that’s okay. That’s fun fact though. The first text message was Merry Christmas, followed by a dick pic. That took a long time to learn jpeg. Yeah, a little wreath around it too. A little wreath around it. A wreath. Yikes. You know, they were doing crazy stuff in the nineties. Guys, I’m gonna give us an update on the points, who’s winning, who’s not? Well, it’s actually pretty simple. Drew’s got four points, and Ariana, you have none. Yeah, no, it’s okay. But that is the truth. Um, but to give you a mathematical chance of winning. We’re gonna double the points. Yeah. Yeah. We’re doubling the points till the end. Quadruple Ds. Yeah. Yeah. I can’t wait to see those, but Ariana, let’s be strategic about when we’re putting the D up. Alright. Let’s not just go Ds willy-nilly to the end. Alright, so with that in mind, let’s take this serious. Okay. Let’s get in the zone. That’s right with the next question. Mythical is a company with a deep love of cereal. So I think it’s time we all find out. What is Captain Crunch’s full name? A Major Lee Crunch. B Caspian C Crunch. C Crunch E Crunch. Or D, Jordan. Horatio Magellan runch. And which of those could it be? Let’s think real hard. A, B, C, or D. Ariana and Drew in three. Two, one. Give us your answer. Drew, you’ve gone with C Ariana, you’ve gone with a, the correct answer was D Horatio Magellan Crunch. Crazy. That’s insane. So that was actually a time for you to pop out. That was a real time for you to pop out. You didn’t see me kind of set it up. I didn’t even know what it, you know, it was gonna be anyhow. I’m not trying to help anybody. I don’t care. Ariana, at this point, if you don’t get any points, can you. Just worked for Jenna that day that she’s gone. So hire me. Hire me. I just feel like I’m gonna need some help. Yeah. I do think I need to do my duty here. Okay. All right. That’s crazy that his real name is Horatio Magellan Christ. Yeah, Horatio. That sounds like the name of someone they would’ve had to take down a statue of. He does. It was a different time. Horatio Magellan. Where’s Horatio? Even from, he looks mighty white. Yeah, I guess maybe he’s Spanish. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s a conquistador. Yeah, definitely. Oh yeah, a colonizer. Um, captain Crunch. A colonizer. You heard it here from Don’t ruin the cereal for us. No, I’m sorry. We need a boycott and you do not wanna see two canned Sam’s old tweets. You do not. He feels problematic. I gotta be honest. Fruit Loops, I don’t know. Questionable. And the Coco Puffs spurred. He’s crazy. Alright, onto our next question. The first satellite launched into space back in 1957 was called Sputnik One, but honestly I don’t care about that. What we really wanna know is, what was the first candy eaten in space? A Mars bar. B Neco wafers, CMM and MSS D had a stroke there, Emily. Oh, uh. Lunar. Larry’s down their berries. We salt down their berries. Uh, okay. Ariana and Drew, we’ve got all of our answers. Time for you to figure out which one is gonna be, it could still happen. Alright, in 3, 2, 1. Ah, it’s not gonna happen. You, you’ve got C and Ariana. You’ve got c. Well, the correct answer is see, dam it on. Ariana. Hey, that wasn’t great for me. That wasn’t great for me. Congratulations Arianna. She’s on the board. We love to see it. How does it feel? Feels great. Andrew, how are you feeling? I haven’t checked in, I’ll be honest. Just lucky I guess. Nice. Nice. It’s all luck. It’s all luck. It is, it is. Well, here we all are at our final question, Ariana. I know you’re behind, but you still technically have a chance with a double D that’s quadruple the points, and that could bring you up to just where you need to be to make it a tie. Yeah. Don’t think about it too hard, drew. I can see, I can see the math on your face. Yeah, no, it adds up. It adds up. I got all the numbers here. It all adds up. If you carry the two and minus the one, it’s fine. Yeah. Um, so now who, who, who, or rather what. What? What is a group of owls called panelists? A. A quiver B, a parliament, which is my favorite kind of cigarette. Just kidding. A clove. But a parliament is the answer. Is the answer. C, A troop or D? Right. A handful of Hooters. Oh, so we have all of our answers. A, B, C, and D. Sort of a handful of Hooters. Yeah. And it could be any of those. Could be. It could be. It could be. It could be legitimately any of those equally. Any of those. It could be. And that’s what we will see when you answer. A, B, C, or D, so that was awesome. On the count of three, let’s reveal our answers in 3, 2, 1. Let’s go. B for Drew and D for Ariana. Smart. You might as well do it. Put it, put it all in. Well, the correct answer is B. A parliament. So that means, Drew, you’re our winner, which means Jenna, gets the day off. Wow. Jenna’s here. Wow. Does this count a birthday present? It can count as a birthday present. Congratulations, Jenna. What are you gonna do on your day off? Nothing. Also absolutely nothing. Me too. Thank you to our contestants, panelists, and all of you all for joining us from home. See you next Saturday for another Good Mythical Weekend. Bye-bye. Mark your calendars for May 15th at 5:00 PM Pacific. It’s the Sporked live taste-test-a-thon Subscribe to Sporked today so you don’t miss out.