These are the five characters from Super Mario that I would eat and how I would cook them. Yoshi. I would smoke this egg pooping dinosaur hole in the style of Cajun barbecue gator with plenty of Tony sasheries and fresh lemon. Toad. Controversially, he is not a toad, but a man mushroom. I would slice him very thin, then sauté on high heat with brown Normandy butter and finish with herb de provenance. Bowser. This orary turtle would be perfect for old American terrapin soup. Spiked with manzania cherry and finished with heavy cream for that luscious mouth feel. Cheap cheap. Don’t let the name fool you. It’s a very luxurious. I would salt the bodies whole for 4 days, dry them out, grind them, add to breadcrumbs and eggs for salt. Cheap cheap bakala fritters. Goomba with an aroma similar to tortupo biano pmon. I would simply grate raw over a plate of fresh egg taglate. Bon appetito Mario.