Today we try crazy viral head treatments from the internet. Let’s talk about that. [funky intro music] Good mythical morning. Scientists say that the head is one of the top five most important parts of the human body. Well, take that small intestine. Mm-hmm. We love our heads so much that we were delighted to discover that the internet is full of crazy new ways to give them the TLC that they deserve. Mm-hmm. But do any of these viral head treatments actually feel good? Let’s put our heads together and find out it’s time for, excuse me, kind fellow. Be a gent and stimulate my head, won’t you? Welcome to the Cranium Stadium Zone. Okay, boys, today you’ll be giving each other head treatments from the internet. Your first is the buggal massage. Buckle? I, yeah. I thought it was– Well, I wore belt, alright! Like buccal how I thought it was. That’s, but anyway, it’s buckle. I guess. Let’s, uh, let’s see how it’s done by the pros. Oh, so like trait, what? Oh, he in the mouth. That’s quickly in the mouth. Oh, you mean the buggal of the face? The buggal face. What in the world, this is when somebody, when people get those bucklebuggalsurgeries, they get ’em on their cheeks. Are they pulling the tongue? Is the tongue being twisted? I don’t think there’s a tongue pull. The lips are being stretched. Good. Gosh. Is that guy supposed to be happy? Well, one of you is about to find out, uh, it’s, it’s called Intraoral massage as well. Um, it’s mostly performed inside the mouth as you’ve seen, and it’s said to relieve jaw tension, smooth wrinkles, and stimulate lymphatic drainage. And to decide who will give or receive the buggal massage. It’s time to flip the heads or heads coin and whoever the coin lands on gets to choose whether they give or receive. But the giver will become the receiver next round and you don’t know what the massage is. So just, you know, keep that in mind. Give or receive what? Let’s, that head message. Oral treatment. Now I, I’m, I’m so disappointed because I thought we were gonna have professionals in here. We don’t need– Touching our faces. We don’t need professionals. And then the first thing you show me is that one of, one of my hands is gonna be in his mouth or vice versa. Yeah. This is crazy, man. Hey, better to have the hand that feeds you in your mouth than the hand that I don’t know that what the saying is. I feed myself. I’m gonna bite the hand that feeds me. If you, you put your hand. Alright. My hand or your hand, who chooses? Oh, that’s me. Hmm. I would, I rather put my hands in your mouth. I don’t, I don’t wanna deal with a– Mouth around your hands. Well, you don’t have to make that decision. It’s up to me. I don’t want to deal with the noises that you’re gonna make with my hands in your mouth. So why don’t you- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Put your hands in my mouth. I bet you can’t even get your hands in my mouth. It’s so small. It’s what you’ve wanted all along. Anyway, sit down. All along. Okay. I’m going to walk you through this Link. Put a, put a cape on me. Oh, put a cape on me. Over the shoulder. Get your, get your hand in. I’m holding. Hey, you’re not a professional. Pull your hair back. It’s very obvious. Hold your hair up. Hold your hair up. Or don’t. I tried. Okay. But then you did alright. Hey, we don’t, we need to start off on better terms. All right. Because. You’re gonna be in a very vulnerable position. In a moment. I want you to take– Oh God. Oh yeah. Don’t breathe into my face. I want you to take two deep cleansing breaths. I’ll breathe out while you breathe in. Can we, is it, is it too late to hire a professional? I’m already giving you. Okay. First. I’m getting rid of your wrinkles. First. Put on gloves first. I’m gonna put on gloves. Thank you. Okay. Alright. Oh, look at me. White gloves. This is gonna be a white experience. If you ever want to be able to treat someone that you don’t know, you don’t need to talk so close to them. Apply a little facial oil. When you say facial oil, is this oil from another person’s face? Yeah. This has been extreded from volunteers, so this is because I could do that. I have, I make a lot of oil. This is sweet almond oil, and I’m gonna put it on. Sweet. I’ll put it on this thing here. What is that, piece of cotton? A cotton swab? Yeah. I guess it’s a little difficult with the facial hair, but that’ll do. Oh, oh. Maybe not on the, okay. I think I need to oil up my fingers ’cause they’re going in his damn mouth. Well, hold on. What if it’s poison? It’s not poison, but I do need you to get both your thumbs inside of Rhett’s mouth with your thumbs touching the inside of his cheeks and your index fingers against the outside of his cheeks. Hey, I’m not having a good time yet, I’ll tell you that right now. Stay back, open, now relax your jaw flaps. There we go. I’m going in. I’m only going for the cheek. I’m not going down the throat and I think this is what I saw. How is that? That’s pretty good, actually. So what, tell me what you like so far. Nothing. Well, I, I’m playing the video. Oh, yeah, I can see it now. Oh, and then I gotta get around here for this one. All right. So I’m going like this, and then I’m going like this. How’s that? How about that? Is that good? Not yet. How about that? Yeah. Keep your eyes closed. Do it as if, do it as if you were trying to make me fall asleep. Okay. I’m going to, for a gentle. I always go about 30% of what your instincts tell you to do. I’ve never. I would hate to be your dog. All right. How’s that? I mean, I’m still not having a great time. That’s, forget it. Forget it’s me. And I’ll forget it’s you. I mean, I’ve certainly never been this deep inside you. Contrary to popular belief. Okay. And then. Are you gonna, you have to, do you have any, you’re gonna finish. Do you need to say anything? I think he finished, yeah. Okay. I finished. Our next treatment is gua sha. Gua sha is a traditional East Asian facial massage that uses a smooth edge jade tool to scrape or firmly stroke the skin set to improve circulation and reduce inflammation. And while it’s gained popularity on social media in recent years, this technique has been practiced in China for 2000 years. And, um, we have little baby clips that we’re gonna walk through. Okay. Um, so are you okay? Your, your gloves are on. That’s good. So this is the first clip and just like in this video you’re going to prep Links skin with the sweet almond oil. Yes. And then gently massage that, all that oil all over Link’s face. You like almonds? Oh yeah. It’s my snack of choice. Do you like almond fingers? No, I don’t. Are you a butter boy? What, how does, how does this thing go? A butter boy. Yeah. An almond boy. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now you’re gonna grab the guasha, and you are gonna dip it in the oil, get it, get it a little bit more oily for some extra lubrication. Okay. You’re gonna use the guha to stroke the area right beside the ear, above the jawbone in both directions, like in this video. Yes. And this is for lymphatic drainage and moving What? I’m trying to send his, his, his drainage down to here. Trap it here? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Trap. Yeah, trap trap. Oh, that’s so that’s a jade rock. Yeah. Straight rock. Harder. This is what I would do if you were my client. I didn’t know you. Yeah. And I wasn’t interested in your life. Yeah. Don’t tell me what you’ve been doing today, sir. I don’t care. I’m not interested. I’m just here to treat you. I really like it. Don’t tell me what you do for a living. I don’t care. More lube. Harder. Less talking. More talking. Less lube. Easier. I’m good at giving direction. Oh yeah. Now you can move down the neck and long strokes. Yeah, go down the neck and long strokes. I got a long neck. You can stroke it all day. Oh, what’s that? What’s that? I could cut your jugular. Really? Yep. If I just go the wrong direction. If I go sideways right now. Oh, did did you feel that? Yep. What was that? Jugular. I think that was a nodule. If I, you feel that? What if I find a tumor? Did you feel that? What if I find a tuma? I think I found a tumor. Right here. You have a tumor. Maybe just go harder and like smoosh it. Hold on. It’s a lymph node, dude. Hmm. What? Oh, okay. That’s enough of that. Okay, go. So now you’re gonna take the side of the gua sha and stroke up this side of the nose, then up from the middle of the forehead outward. Uh oh. This could kill you. This is for the, yep. This could be the one that does you in. Wait, are you gonna slip and like go through my eye and my brain? I feel, yeah. Right into the brain. I feel like the jade could go right into your brain. ’cause this, everything’s so slippery right now. So starting on the nose. Maybe on the top of the nose, sliding up, sliding over, and then taking the limp this way and being like, Nope. Coming back this way. No, this is the, this is the angle. I have full control over the limps right now. I can take it anywhere I want. I don’t think this is limps. This is, and I’m gonna put it right there and give you a widow speak. You’re gathering my limps? Yes. Have you seen the guy that makes widows peaks on peoples that don’t have ’em? It’s me. Uh, I can go left. No, no. What you’re doing here is you’re helping with eye strain. Yep. Eye tension and dark circles supposedly. Yeah. See I got your dark circle. Yeah. And I’m moving over here under your hairline. Oh, I’m sorry. The next one’s dark circles. That makes sense. Make my hair darker. After you do that, you’re gonna move on to the under eye. In this clip. Go a little harder, man. That’s the dark circles. You’re too gentle. You gotta, yeah. There you go. Hey, just scrape it. Scrape it. I wanna lose a little skin. That’s just not how it’s supposed to work, man. Yeah, it’s gentle, but firm. Yeah. Take a little skin off. Okay, here we go. Now I’m gonna go under eye. Yeah. It’s gonna make you look in your twenties. Hey, don’t flex that. Don’t flex it. Relax. That’s bone though. I’m trying to give you some muscle to work with. No, I don’t need to do anything. Just relax. I don’t, you’re pushing too hard. It’s gonna slip and go right into your eye, Ow, you feel that? Yeah. I’m getting lymph, man. I’m so lymph. Are you getting lymph for me right now? Yeah. Are you getting lymph for me right now? And then look, nobody, don’t tell anybody, but I’m gonna take it. Move it all the way around and put it under the other eye. I screwed him up. I screwed him up. I got you. Got left eye lymphs on the right eye lymph. Now your body’s not gonna know what to do. Do I look younger? Hold on. Lemme get it and take it back. Take it back and then we’ll bring it down the nose. Bring it down the nose and it. You sneeze it right out. There you go. Okay. And you’re gonna do one final sweep upwards on the cheeks to provide lift and plump. Oh, we don’t need that. And then we’re be done. What? Yes. More plump. Okay. Can I sweep your cheek to somewhere else in your face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do you want more cheek on the forehead? Um, the pecs. Okay, here we go. So I’m gonna take. Some cheek. Yeah. I’m gonna run it down and I’m coming down. Going in your shirt. Mm-hmm. Top of the peck. There it is. Okay. Mm-hmm. Give you, give you a little peck on that side. Oh good. The other side. Here we go. I’m gonna get this one coming down. I’m give you the left peck. Whoa, look at that. Whoa, I just took this man’s cheeks and put him in his pecs. Now, would I recommend this? Yes, absolutely. Why? Because I love being touched by professionals and any, I mean, this was a borderline positive experience. Borderline. Oh, that’s good. So to go to somebody that I was paying that, that could, that has done this before. Yes, please. You should check out A Hotdog Is A Sandwich, where Josh and Nicole discuss the world’s biggest food debates. It’s a podcast. Okay, the next head treatment is another viral favorite, a tribute to Turkish barbers. Take a look at towel face massage. Oh no. What? No one needs this. This does nothing. He’s being buffed. I mean, is that a towel or is that sandpaper? There’s no way this is gonna go well. That’s the sound that makes. It’s said to open pores. I, I, mine are all open. And exfoliate. Okay, so we have the, ooh hot towel. All right, so what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna test a little bit of the, this is what they do. How’s that, how’s that for heat? Fine. It’s fine. Not too hot. The, the, the heat is not the part I’m worried about. I’m worried about having skin after this is over. Why, why don’t have a suffering? Look. Come on here. Yeah. Get inside there. There you go. I mean, what? They just made this thing up. Wapow, now you’re a new man. He, look, look how shiny he is and all of his hair will fall out in 20 hours. Uh, I, I just will say I’ve been scared most of the, the time. I’ve been worried that I’m gonna get a rug burn on my face, which is not something that I’m interested in. I did not hear the noise that they were making at any point. That’s fake, man. They put different sound under that. There was somebody off screen going. sch sch sch sch sch. It’s because it doesn’t really make that noise. It’s not bad, but it’s, it’s a little too barbery and not enough spy, in my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. We don’t like barbers around here. We may have saved the best for last because your final head treatment is called a full head shaving cream massage. Take a look. That’s a thing. Oh my God. Is there a man under all that shaving cream? All right. This really worked out for me. Oh my God. Look at, oh, wow. He going around the nose. That guy. He doesn’t look like he’s breathing. Uh, uh, how long can you hold your breath? Oh, God. And how, how does this even start? You’re like shaving a guy’s face, and then you’re like, oh, I’m sorry. I got a little on your hair. Let me wipe it off. Next thing you know, you’re like. Scissoring the nose with your hand. Hey, let’s find out how it starts. Uh, sir, can you take your glasses off? Are you ready for your creaming? I mean, you’re here for the creaming, right? Is that what they call it? No. Now this is where they do all the, um, the, the hair plugs. So you go to Turkey, you get your hair plugs, and then you sit down with this guy and they, he rips ’em all out. My nose is itching. I’m ready. Is that enough cream for you, sir? You tell me. Okay. I just, I mean, I’ve never done this before. You’re my first customer. I just, I watched a video. Okay. So just, uh, just uh, hold your breath. Okay. All right. Okay. That’s my favorite part right there. Oh, how’s, I know you like that, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you like that. I know you like that. Not so much this, but. What, what brings you to Turkey? What brings you to Turkey? I’m more of a ham man. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I’m not, yep, yep, yep. Not as good with my left hand. Stop doing that. Why, you’re going back to that too often. Can I, oh, can I get in there? Where’s, where’s your, okay. Okay. Alright. Why you trying to get in the mouth? I’m sorry, sir. I’ve never done this. What brings you to Turkey? More of a ham man. We got a hamman. We, we, we, we got a ham man around here. Can you imagine this going up to somebody and doing that? Uh, yes. Some of your, your demented uncle would do to you. Okay, now let’s, let’s make sure we, let’s make sure we really make this count. You gonna take a hot air balloon ride? Oh, is that a thing here? Yeah. Cappadocia. Oh, now I’m more of a rub me on both sides of my nose aggressively kind of a guy. Done. Oh God. I’m sorry, man. Uh, I’m sorry. How’d you keep your eyes so clean? What do you mean? Are they clean? Yeah. Like you must have closed up. What were you doing? Yeah, that guy was not doing that. So, uh oh. Would you recommend? I feel very tingly in my, my nose feels very centered. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, it is very. The nose centering procedure was a success. Okay. All right. We’ll see you in Turkey. Yeah, I recommend. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hey, Rhett and Link I’m Michalene from Miami, Florida. Look at this amazing puzzle my kids got for me. We watch you guys all the time and they have no idea I’m making this video. Let’s surprise them. And now it’s time to spin the wheel of Mythicality. Surprise kids! Ha. Click the top link to watch us serve according to how much we like different desserts in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. 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